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Date: 08/16/06 02:11 AM

37 Responses to Breast Implants Save Woman`s Life

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 1:40 am
    Link: Breast Implants Save Woman`s Life - Yet another reason to get implants I suppose.
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    yotimes3 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 2:17 am
    sweet! *btw, i dont care about implants on women, if i can squeeze them, they are real enough for me : )*
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 2:41 am
    Can`t wait to read the comments on this one...
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    ffr_player Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 2:45 am
    soooooo implants arent to prove that your vain
    theyre to prove that ur prepared for a bombing
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    Dolegay Male 18-29
    148 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 2:46 am
    All men and wemon in the military should get implants......that would be funny.....
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    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 3:15 am
    "instead of penetrating further." lol, you gotta read carefully, I almost overlooked that :-P
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    lookitshiny Female 13-17
    32 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 3:44 am
    ^ can anyone translate that?
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    Smokin92 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 3:59 am
    Jamal, yous one crazy nigga. :]
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    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 4:30 am
    i am so getting breast implants!(and jamal said this:Those things look like those chicken fingers.Thats Jamal Jones site.The last word is gibberish)
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    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 4:51 am
    if an implant stopped it, why couldnt ribs stop it? and even if it got past ribs, that doesnt necesarily mean she would die
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    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 5:03 am
    I think the last part of Jones` sentence was `...that Jamal Jones ate yesterday`
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 5:13 am
    Is there anything big boobs can`t do?
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    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 5:18 am
    Yeah, science is making progress.
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 8:00 am
    oh no, the implants had to be replaced, its sooo bad <sarcasm> he said "but unfortunately the implants had to be replaced".
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    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 8:09 am
    Wow thats a story to tell your grand kids..
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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 8:19 am
    I`m still not getting implants. But this post reminded me of the start of scary movie...
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 9:08 am
    Those things looks like the chicken fingers that jamaljones (retard) ate yesterday.
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    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 10:08 am
    lmao maybe they can make bulletproof implants for female cops.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 10:24 am
    Smokin92, you`re not racist, are you?)-|
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 10:33 am
    Why jamal thinks breast implants look like chicken fingers beats me. I think he just wanted to say something and that`s all he could think of...


    anyway, breast implants are gross.

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    3R1N Female 13-17
    141 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 10:46 am
    Lupine, it reminded me of the start of scary movie aswell.
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    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 11:35 am
    DO NOT GO TO JAMAL JONESES WEBSITE.
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 11:59 am
    hey i heard this on the radio this morning lol
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    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    Sure, get breast implants. It will give you back pains and you could die from the stuff that they inject you with to keep them from sagging too much (Loo Loo from Eurotrash). But hey, in the little chance that a bomb goes off far enouth not to kill you but still hit you (in you cheast area). Then yea it might give you more of a chance to live.
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 2:21 pm
    Jamal said "those things look like the chicken fingers that I ate yesterday."
    Don`t ask how I knew that.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    o wow :-P
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    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    im filing for the patent for kevlar breast implant and pec muscles implants (for men)right now. I`ll make a fortune!
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 3:52 pm
    WOW!!! THAT`S AMAZING!!! PERSONALLY I JUST THINK SHE WOULD HAVE SURVIVED EVEN IF THE IMPLANTS HADN`T BEEN THERE. MEDIA HAS A HABIT OF `BLOWING THINGS UP` JUST TO MAKE A STORY.

    OF COURSE, IDIOTS ARE ALWAYS SWALLOWING WHATEVER THE MEDIA DISHES OUT.

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    Kevim Male 13-17
    53 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    So if I get implants all over my body in all places... I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE! Muwahahahaha.
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    28777 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    Thats it! If all Israelies get implants, it will pepare them for attacks from hezbollah!
    The power of big jugs has just solved another world crisis!
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 6:18 pm
    "
    if an implant stopped it, why couldnt ribs stop it? and even if it got past ribs, that doesnt necesarily mean she would die"

    Because it was a searing hot shrapnel, the shrapnel would have melted her skin, and probably broke a rib, or even miss the ribs and hit her internal organs. Silicone however, i`d imagine it`s alot more durable than skin, either way, if I was a girl i`d rather have my implant get blown up than a bullet in my chest.

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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    WOWZERS!!!
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    fire_frog Male 18-29
    228 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 8:27 pm
    ya know what,
    the guys are are complaining more about breastimplants then the girls are.
    I too think she would have survived I just think that it something much worse would happen besides getting another breast implant.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 16, 2006 at 9:56 pm
    Actully, I`ve heard of a sword fish stabbing a woman`s implants and it saved her life lol.
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    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    August 17, 2006 at 1:43 am
    Yeah, let`s just hope none of the silicone actually was absorbed in her body when the implant broke. Cuz then she`ll be going back later `bout ready to die. Implant saved a life? Hardly. More like potentially caused a quicker, and more painful, death.

    Yey fake boobs? Or not.

    Though, saline implants are safer than silicone. Still completely superfluous and way too expensive to even be remotely worthwhile.

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    bobbyier Male 18-29
    28 posts
    August 17, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    @nicole

    Yeah, some type of fish (related to a swordfish) was caught by a woman on her fishing line and it jumped out of the water, penetrating her arm and chest, dislodging the implant and diverging away from her organs.

    I bet the fish was pleased :D

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    kedarguru Male 13-17
    14 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 6:43 pm
    http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/08/18/bre...

    irony?

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