Breast Implants Save Woman`s Life

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/08/15/060815120717.q43mv5oi.html

Yet another reason to get implants I suppose.
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Male 14
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Male 28
@nicole

Yeah, some type of fish (related to a swordfish) was caught by a woman on her fishing line and it jumped out of the water, penetrating her arm and chest, dislodging the implant and diverging away from her organs.

I bet the fish was pleased :D

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Female 511
Yeah, let`s just hope none of the silicone actually was absorbed in her body when the implant broke. Cuz then she`ll be going back later `bout ready to die. Implant saved a life? Hardly. More like potentially caused a quicker, and more painful, death.

Yey fake boobs? Or not.

Though, saline implants are safer than silicone. Still completely superfluous and way too expensive to even be remotely worthwhile.

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Female 2,552
Actully, I`ve heard of a sword fish stabbing a woman`s implants and it saved her life lol.
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Male 227
ya know what,
the guys are are complaining more about breastimplants then the girls are.
I too think she would have survived I just think that it something much worse would happen besides getting another breast implant.
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Female 797
WOWZERS!!!
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Male 2,486
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if an implant stopped it, why couldnt ribs stop it? and even if it got past ribs, that doesnt necesarily mean she would die"

Because it was a searing hot shrapnel, the shrapnel would have melted her skin, and probably broke a rib, or even miss the ribs and hit her internal organs. Silicone however, i`d imagine it`s alot more durable than skin, either way, if I was a girl i`d rather have my implant get blown up than a bullet in my chest.

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Male 28
Thats it! If all Israelies get implants, it will pepare them for attacks from hezbollah!
The power of big jugs has just solved another world crisis!
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Male 53
So if I get implants all over my body in all places... I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE! Muwahahahaha.
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Male 2,781
WOW!!! THAT`S AMAZING!!! PERSONALLY I JUST THINK SHE WOULD HAVE SURVIVED EVEN IF THE IMPLANTS HADN`T BEEN THERE. MEDIA HAS A HABIT OF `BLOWING THINGS UP` JUST TO MAKE A STORY.

OF COURSE, IDIOTS ARE ALWAYS SWALLOWING WHATEVER THE MEDIA DISHES OUT.

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Male 318
im filing for the patent for kevlar breast implant and pec muscles implants (for men)right now. I`ll make a fortune!
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Male 4,393
o wow :-P
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Female 1,426
Jamal said "those things look like the chicken fingers that I ate yesterday."
Don`t ask how I knew that.
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Male 626
Sure, get breast implants. It will give you back pains and you could die from the stuff that they inject you with to keep them from sagging too much (Loo Loo from Eurotrash). But hey, in the little chance that a bomb goes off far enouth not to kill you but still hit you (in you cheast area). Then yea it might give you more of a chance to live.
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Female 1,944
hey i heard this on the radio this morning lol
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Male 1,478
DO NOT GO TO JAMAL JONESES WEBSITE.
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Female 141
Lupine, it reminded me of the start of scary movie aswell.
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Male 2,958
Why jamal thinks breast implants look like chicken fingers beats me. I think he just wanted to say something and that`s all he could think of...


anyway, breast implants are gross.

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Male 3,014
Smokin92, you`re not racist, are you?)-|
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Male 278
lmao maybe they can make bulletproof implants for female cops.
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Male 2,567
Those things looks like the chicken fingers that jamaljones (retard) ate yesterday.
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Female 455
I`m still not getting implants. But this post reminded me of the start of scary movie...
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Female 873
Wow thats a story to tell your grand kids..
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Male 2,057
oh no, the implants had to be replaced, its sooo bad <sarcasm> he said "but unfortunately the implants had to be replaced".
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Male 797
Yeah, science is making progress.
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Female 1,972
Is there anything big boobs can`t do?
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Female 399
I think the last part of Jones` sentence was `...that Jamal Jones ate yesterday`
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Male 388
if an implant stopped it, why couldnt ribs stop it? and even if it got past ribs, that doesnt necesarily mean she would die
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Male 379
i am so getting breast implants!(and jamal said this:Those things look like those chicken fingers.Thats Jamal Jones site.The last word is gibberish)
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Male 82
Jamal, yous one crazy nigga. :]
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Female 32
^ can anyone translate that?
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Male 803
"instead of penetrating further." lol, you gotta read carefully, I almost overlooked that :-P
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Male 148
All men and wemon in the military should get implants......that would be funny.....
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Male 95
soooooo implants arent to prove that your vain
theyre to prove that ur prepared for a bombing
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Male 2,600
Can`t wait to read the comments on this one...
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Male 181
sweet! *btw, i dont care about implants on women, if i can squeeze them, they are real enough for me : )*
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Male 10,115
Link: Breast Implants Save Woman`s Life [Rate Link] - Yet another reason to get implants I suppose.
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