Bikini Kombat

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment

I think this game will be a top seller.
There are 104 comments:
Male 82
@ whoever it was on page two, I can`t remember. Anyway...

"To young men it`s ALL about sex"
Yep, of course, thats all we think about! We don`t ever think about money, computers, eating or anything else for that matter.

Now, if you`ll excuse us all, we need to go look at some porn.

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Female 1
Actually, this IS an actual game- Bikini Karate Babes. It came out awhile back for the PC and actually did okay. You can check out the website at www.bikinikaratebabes.com. I hear a sequel is in production...

p.s. A LOT of the girls are over a size 5 Bekll, and actually ALL of the frames are actual video. The girls are martial artists, dancers (not strippers), actresses, models, athletes, and just regular girls.

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Male 4,246
Saturday, August 05, 2006 5:15:57 PM
@ R U KIDDING
"God gave man nads and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood to supply both."

Well said, Centurion949! An excellent point. :-D

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Female 117
it needs blood...
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Male 70
mommy whats happening!!!! Oh no!!
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Male 16
You guys ever heard of rumbling roses? No? Well this is that only crapier.
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Male 334
sure why not let`s buy it yay!!!!
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Female 1,071
God how stupid and degrading. Yeah I know long words.
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Male 236
lol, bigoldjeffery, u probably need viagra 2 masturbate.
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Male 5
people would so buy that!!! its hot!
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Female 60
this is a very old idea
but i liiiike it ;)
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Female 648
yes, guys PUBERTY is natural, so is curiousity, what`s NOT natural is the fact that kids are having sex earlier and earlier and it`s because they`re being more and more subjected to this crap earlier in life and they are not old enough to know how to control their emotions/feelings.
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Female 648
Landogriffin, life is NOT all about sex. I would know. And it is certainly NOT all that matters. It`s nice to see that the world is doing it`s job in brainwashing you ;)
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Male 979
PS

*fap*

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Male 979
nsfw would be nice
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Male 51
...As do I...(in reference to it being a best seller) Lmao
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Male 1,496
Sorry not big on the whole "virtual girls" thing.
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Female 158
i thought the girls lookeed like transvestites :-?
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Male 528
Ima guy-and this effing sucked.
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Male 308
@ R U KIDDING
"God gave man nads and a brain,but unfortunately not enough blood to supply both."
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Male 106
no bikini kombat TURWITT TURWOO!!!
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Male 594
"2 all the guys that didnt like this, U R GAY!
nuff said"

To all the slack-jawed retarded knuckle-dragging date rapist jock-strap fratboys who did like this: Shut up, ignorant slobs.

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Male 594
The Video Game Industry is quite possibly more sexist than the music industry--and that`s saying A LOT.
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Male 1,014
Thank you sports guy, I was seriously going to say that. Can`t believe that some of these guys said those girls were ugly, they must like the cack and are jealous of these chicks.
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Male 8
im baaaak
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Female 302
what a poo game XD
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Male 78
I love misogyny.
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Male 396
O.O Holy crap!
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Male 144
I`de say whoever made this video did it just so he could hire lots of women in bikinis!
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Male 236
2 all the guys that didnt like this, U R GAY!

nuff said

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Male 4,246
Anyways. I have to admit, my biology really enjoyed watching the gratuitous feminine fisticuffs, but my slightly more evolved side insists that this "game" blatantly objectifies women for male amusement. So I dunno which way to lean; who do I believe? My brain, or my nads? Brain, nads, brain, nads, brain, nads....

This may never be resolved.

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Male 4,246
Chill, Exl249!! You know that old saying: Make Love, Not War! :-D
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Male 111
wheres the blood the gore the mayhem? the wantam chaos? the destrucion of mortal souls which will overcome the world and destroy the innards of young children teaching them to murder for no F..ucking good reason????
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Female 1,603
I just dont understand games like that...sorry!
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Male 571
Sexy is the new violent...
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Male 100
wow, thats stupid
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Male 919
Mommy i want this game at christmas!
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Female 395
what a load of C R A P P P P .. its just a freakin` made up game !!! just a rip off of Mortal Kombat thats all it is..
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Male 391
are you guys idiots? this game looks like it was made in the late 90s.
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Male 1,420
"uhm...really though...when its NSFW please label accordingly >.<"
well, if its labelled "bikini karate" it definately isnt the best thing to watch with your boss overour sholder.
"its normal for a growing boy to get into that stage of life known as puberty and want to do naughty things with girls? i dunno maybe thats just going way out on a limb there.... >.>"
yes, but the point she was making was that girls encourage it, then wonder why it happens. sure its a natural desire, but when all boys see is half naked women, its a bit harder to control. she is right, if you get everything you want you wont learn that you dont need it.
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Male 8
LKJSlain i agree with you even though i`m guy but i agree with mikallang so pretty much im neutral here.
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Female 29
Did anyone else realive the advertisement for Venus?
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Male 598
wow, game makers r getting desperate to have the 1st Ao rated game for X box
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Female 1,397
Looks really stupid.
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Male 152
lol. i love the comments that people leave for links like this one. the girls for the most part hate them, and become talk about the lack of morality in socioty and how all guys are dirt and stuff like that. a lot of the guys like it, and say so, but some decide that they will take the oportunity to connect with the girls on here, so they agree with whatever it was that the last girl posted, in an attempt to get a conversation going, or at least try to show that they are wrong and not all guys are the same. it`s the same thing every time. i personally think that there are a lack of morals in socioty, but a thing called puberty does happen to everyone, and some grow out of it sooner than others. now i`m sure that someone will find a way to shoot down at least one of my statements, but that`s okay. it was inevitable and adds to the fun.
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Female 363
"How am I supposed to play this game with one hand?"
Hahaa ew. :P
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Male 610
LKJSlain said:
Friday, August 04, 2006 4:35:44 PM
I`ve seen enough. :P You know people are ridiculous... ESPECIALLY in America. All women do is complain about "not finding a good/faithful man" Yeah, you know WHY? Because movies and media teach men at a YOUNGER AND YOUNGER age to disrespect women. All that they see is women`s bodies and that`s all that they learn to want. No one is sitting them down and explaining......

OR

its normal for a growing boy to get into that stage of life known as puberty and want to do naughty things with girls? i dunno maybe thats just going way out on a limb there.... >.>

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Male 610
uhm...really though...when its NSFW please label accordingly >.<
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Male 122
Oh crap, boobies! Gimme gimme.
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Female 604
Dear god...
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Male 148
Looks, stupid and boring..
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Female 78
Pitbull3291 you`re apparently 18-29 & you can`t even spell "masturbate", that`s really sad.

I think that this game`s really degrading to women, but thankfully it might not even be real.

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Female 106
yea its gunna be the top(less) seller!! and i wonder what the fatalities are like.....
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Female 552
^^ weird.... it sucks i wouldent buy it but thats ok because im straight ^_^
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Female 2,074
Yum, crotch cheese.
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Male 3,842
"...what is REALLY important and REALLY matters in life. To young men it`s ALL about sex..."

Sex is all that matters in life, that is, our lives are just a vehicle to pass down our genes so that the genes are reproduced in the next generation. I guess taking good care of your kids is important, too, since they carry on those genes.

Work? Money? Achievements? All just ways to get sex or to provide for your kids.

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Male 2
If you beat it on the hardest setting, with all characters, without turning the game off or saving it, you can unlock spontaneous lesbian orgy mode.
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Male 888
Lack of blood and gore. :|
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Male 36
Very intresting! :->
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Male 316
@Rested

I know a perfect way for you to play the game. See, they OBVIOUSLY are going to include a joystick due to the fact that guys like you can only use one hand with games like that. It`ll have all the buttons to attack and stuff. Oh, did I mention the joystick is a boob? Oh joy, you`ll have fun ^_^

Any guy that says they like this needs to get a clue that this is a waste of time. Horrible attempt at porn, horrible attempt at game. Sorry

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Male 316
@demone

Yeah, I`m not too sure either. I`m sure they love to play "motorboat" with them but honestly, it isn`t right. Have you ever seen girls that are skinny with DDD sized breasts? Ugly as crap, is what they become. But, is this even a game? It looks like crap to me. I wouldn`t buy it no matter what happened. If some guy gave it to me for free, I`d ebay it. Bullpoo looking game for people that can`t get none :P

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Female 178
perverts.
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Male 570
How am I supposed to play this game with one hand?
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Male 152
thanks for the bouncing boobies, but it really looks like a shiitty game
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Female 411
I`d never play that.
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Female 648
I`ve seen enough. :P You know people are ridiculous... ESPECIALLY in America. All women do is complain about "not finding a good/faithful man" Yeah, you know WHY? Because movies and media teach men at a YOUNGER AND YOUNGER age to disrespect women. All that they see is women`s bodies and that`s all that they learn to want. No one is sitting them down and explaining ANYTHING else. So, they don`t get it straight, what is REALLY important and REALLY matters in life. To young men it`s ALL about sex, and that`s ALL that these brainless bass turds cater to, which just makes it worse. Men aren`t faithful, because they`re not TAUGHT to be. These images tell them (and this is scientific too) that they can have all women. They become addicted to the highs, and soon it turns to more erotic stuff, more illegal stuff, and sometimes, more violent stuff (Ted Bundy for example) and at YOUNGER ages. Good luck girls.
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Male 28
Me likey
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Male 230
what i dont get is why alot of guys like giant breasts... it confuses and infuriates me..
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Male 1
for PC or Play Station???
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Male 106
Less then half those girls were attractive...
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Male 4,431
interesting? hmm, no. Cool? nope, not that either. Fun? sorta. overall? 2.0
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Male 54
for pervs that cant get a date..
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Male 223
Hey Bekll ... They are all under a size five because they have to WEAR BIKINIS!!! You dont want to watch giant she-cows jump up and down... well some of these guys do, but anyway... if you are fat...dont wear a bikini... unless you are wrestling another heifer in some banana pudding. Thank you. this was a public service announcement, paid for by: Oreos, Duncan Hines, Breyers, and the Keebler Elves.
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Male 111
And when you win a match you can perform a finishing move.

LESBIALITY!

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Male 1,420
"it-is-called-MORTAL KOMBAT U EUROPIAN"
THATS NOT THE GAME THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, MORON!
im not sure if Dead or Alive is the game they were acctually referring to, but its alot more like this game than mortal combat is.
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Male 8
u tired of myspace well i found this web site called www.tagworld.com so go to it
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Male 8
derrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Male 51
oh excuse me. i`ll be sure to brush up on my perverted games next time before i say anything. aww bloody hell im so stupid.
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Male 8
it-is-called-MORTAL KOMBAT U EUROPIAN
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Male 230
dead or alive: beach volleyball is d 1 ur talking bout, Armon. u bloody idiot
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Male 8
no mortal kombat is dumbo
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Male 51
If u did want a copy of that game just by dead or alive... it`s almost the same thing.
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Male 8
the other game waz mortal kombat and it roked and it is a hit and has been for about ten years
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Male 223
is this even real
and if it is i don`t think it`s gonna sell, there wuz another game like this and it wuz terrible
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Male 8
shut up
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Male 2,586
oh yeah, pixel boobs really work for me...
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Male 8
it roked and it waz sexy
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Male 2,306
Hot coffee wasn`t a mod per se, it was enabling content. Technically a mod, but it didn`t alter anything.
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Female 15,763
LandoGriffin, some had amazing moves because during parts of it the girls were computer animated.
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Female 1,984
Why are they all under a size 5?!
>-(
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Male 1,237
i take it this isn`t going to become a game? ...or is one?
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Male 46
I like to keep porn and games seperate, good porn and good computer games... not some half porn half computer game that is no good for either.
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Male 334
that....was....awesome

but sort of ugly girls

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Male 13
oh ya
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Male 3,842
Just when you thought nerds couldn`t get any nerdier...

Still, I must admit that some of those models (especially the Asian in the silver bikini) had some very impressive moves. They must be professional "dancers"

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Male 738
I can`t decide what to buy! Porn or video games? Gaay! SO CONFUSED! Heeey, Bikini Kombat!
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Male 136
Now I know what to ask for christmas. /lol =p
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Male 1,354
suuuuuuuuuuper lame
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Male 266
heh giggity giggity
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Male 1,420
wow. definitely gunna be a best seller. either that or it not going to sell at all, or theres going to be a "hot coffee" mod and itll be removed from the shelves. just you watch.
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Male 78
Lol Second POst never got one before
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Male 93
they are just trying to get us to start masterbating at a younger age lol
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Male 52
Ok.....
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Male 10,115
Link: Bikini Kombat [Rate Link] - I think this game will be a top seller.
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