Beyond D`oh!

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Misc
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Simpsons quotes for everyday use.
There are 32 comments:
Female 297
`its easy to miss Canada - all tucked away down there`
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Male 63
I just started a simpsons blog in anticipation of the movie. You can check it out at http://www.flipz4.blogspot.com
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Male 1,853
My fave is the one where homer says, "Tying is the first step to failure` i tell that to my mom every time she tells me to do something XD
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Female 38
That was lame.
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Female 50
I totally use the "Boo-Urns" and the "There isn`t any any key!"
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Male 125
Dude these quotes are kind of lame. I dont think anyone would use most of them and if they did no one would catch the allusion.
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Female 1,972
I use the word embiggen. It`s perfectly cromulent.
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Female 818
Oh, what fun!
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Male 703
some were pretty good =D... others are the ones you really want to use and you wait 3 years till it happends....
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Male 1,343
oh. heres another of my favorites.

"It takes two to lie. one to lie and one to listen."

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Female 48
I use some of those all the time.
...I`m a loser.
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Male 2,781
AAH THE SIMPSONS. GOOD TIMES
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Male 16
drat I am a racist!
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Male 139
worst. quote list. ever.
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Female 10
how about "it`s a perfectly cromulent word"? or "a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man"?
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Male 578
They forgot these:
"Alcohol. The cause AND solution to all of life`s problems."
and "I`m not gonna lie to you Marge. (walks away)
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Male 2,057
there are better quotes than that, like Principal Skinner teliing a hamster to chew through his ball sack in the episode when the school is snowed in. (NOTE: He`s in a dodgeball sack)
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Female 1,007
I think I`ve actually used some of those... ~d`oh~ |-(
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Male 602
Worst. Post. Ever! (I`m really sorry but someone had to say it)
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Male 626
Thanks but I like to use my own and original witty humor. No scripts for me.
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Female 163
He should have included Nelson`s "Ha Ha!" People use that all the time.
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Female 305
Boo--urns! This is useless!

Damn it

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Male 415
i never really was into that show to much
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Female 811
Humm, I use these all the time. :-(
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Male 962
^ i agre with you
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Male 63
he picked some bad quotes
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Male 1,343
my favorite is from the one with the catburglar...

not sure if its on this site, but it should be.

here it is.

"it seems the cat was caught by the very person who was trying to catch him."

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Male 236
i never used or heard anyone use these. i love the simpsons though.
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Male 108
I grew up on the simpsons, but I lost interest now-a-days... and no one uses these catch phrases in real life.. ive never even heard of them!
2nd Post! yay
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Female 104
true scottthebum, (lol) this was kind of stupid.
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Male 383
dude, firsting is pretty easy if youre here when they post every night

...i was tempted to say fisting

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Male 10,115
Link: Beyond D`oh! [Rate Link] - Simpsons quotes for everyday use.
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