Beware Fat Free Pringles

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html

Poor guy. Warning: adult language.
There are 110 comments:
Male 962
whats with all the hype
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Female 1,398
ive eaten low fat pringles, nothing happens to me...
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Male 1,496
wow.
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Male 7
dude.... that`s nasty
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Male 4,246
The best part is him repeating his new mantra: "F*cking Pringles B*stards!!"
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Female 10
I`m not about to watch it, but I ate some olean chips and let`s just say the aftermath was NOT fun.
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Female 95
I`m pretty sure that people dont usually eat entire cans of pringles for several days in a row. This guy was asking for trouble
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Male 1,237
is this for real?
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Male 437
...he used his hand??? eww.
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Female 207
Now, after at least five people gave us background information, making this less amusing (wheee...) and twenty said it`s nasty and not funny...


Holy poo lol

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Male 587
LOLOLOL
thx for the details dude
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Male 1,882
Fat Free Pringles = Free Astroglide?

Sorry, I had to say it.

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Female 430
that is so disgustiong....did not need to know that.
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Female 80
FOOK. Just... DONT EAT A dratING WHOLE CAN OF CHIPS A DAY. It`s not good. Fookin people and your obese chubby fatness.
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Male 637
I knew fat free chips did that.
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Female 99
sick...
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Female 878
Well that`s what you get. He said he was eating a can for with every meal.
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Male 211
I want chips now...
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Male 448
I threw up in my mouth a little.
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Female 86
Hmm... pringles would be good for losing weight :-P ... You`d sh*t out all your body fat :-D
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Female 42
LMAO!!! i serously dont know whats funnier...the anal leacking story or the comments *dies of laughter*
^ I TOTALLY AGREE HAHAHA!
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Male 648
is that from craigslist?
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Male 901
The thing with olestra is that it`s a fat substitute that goes right through your body. REAL low-fat meals are not this dangerous (they taste really crappy thought). Just remember, both these guys ate lots of it, if you eat it like once a week I don`t really think you will have severe gas with oily discharge.
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Male 737
Pringles. When it comes to mad constipation, there`s nothing stonger.
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Male 160
i work at a grocery store as a bagger. everytime i see someone buying those, im going to bust out laughing.
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Male 37
LMAO!!! i serously dont know whats funnier...the anal leacking story or the comments *dies of laughter*
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Female 815
!!!!!!! Where`d my last post go?? -_- grrr. I said, so basically his ass spewed soft and sticky crap and transparent grease.
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Female 95
Ha! my friend loves pringles, wait till i tell him...! :-D
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Female 211
omg i feel so ill !!
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Male 4
Olean (Olestra) works by replacing saturated fat with indigestable man-made fat. If you don`t digest it, you don`t get fat. But it`s gotta go somewhere.
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Female 16
well now he knows to eat the fatty foods just less of them..stupid retard. EXCERSISE stupid ppl that eat "low fat" foods. i mean come on its common sence. jeez..

oh yeah and if you not certian on the ingredients they put in the foods LOOK IT UP

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Female 401
itd help constipation victims...
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Female 3,562
LOL, that`s what he gets for trying any stupid low-fat gimmic on the market. Everyone knows Oleon is evil.
So is Malitol, which is much more common. Same effect.
I stick strictly with splenda.
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Female 5
yea that`s the same thing that was in the WOW! chips that had next to 0 calories. but they don`t make them anymore...wonder why :D
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Male 193
Note to self: "Stop eating those pringles my sister bought; `JUST IN CASE`"
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Female 412
omfg lmfao tat was HILARIOUS
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Female 850
you bleeding idiots, youre not supposed to eat 5 cans of the fat free pringles. that just defies the reason of getting them in the first place. you get them to eat in moderation, not to eat all day. you won`t get sick as long as you don`t eat drating a thousand chips
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Female 335
I hardly see any products with olestra in it anymore... I remember when it first came out and eating the chips. I could taste a greasy film on the roof of my mouth after having a few. Apparentally even saliva can`t break it down and could imagine my bum feeling just as slimy after eating too many.
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Female 606
too much information.... yuck!
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Female 943
what.the.hell.
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Female 1,944
omg thats bad
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Female 411
what the hell ?!!!!
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Female 88
Lol. Lovely imagery he gave there. I feel so bad for him.
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Female 2,074
You do what you gotta do.
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Female 2,552
EWW WTF!! This is why Lays™ are better.
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Female 269
i like KFC
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Female 18
And this is why Olestra hasn`t been approved for consumption in Canada...thankfully!
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Female 2,220
*screams with laughter*
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Male 2,781
SAME SH`T AS KFC OR CHURCH`S CHICKEN. I HAVEN`T EATEN FRIED CHICKEN IN YEARS BECAUSE IT MADE ME THROW UP. WEIRD SH`T. DAMN PRESERVATIVES ARE BULLSH`T ALSO. ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS ARE CRAP. USE HONEY BETTER.
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Male 44
where the hell where all u ppl when they said that in a press conference years ago. lays used it first and found the "side effects"
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Female 471
Anal leakage. That is fu<king hilarious. Remember, once you pop, the fun don`t stop! ;-)
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Male 626
and i have eaten those pringles lots of times and i have never got the runs in my life. i have gods bowls!
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Male 626
omg i have seen that stuff b4 in a shop. i am going to buy it and put some on my sisters food! oh that will be fun to watch!!!
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Male 292
so that explains it... I thought it was just me....
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Male 1,343
apparently, he lives `in or around ANAL LEAKAGE, ANYBODY?`

that made me laugh, but i did feel sorry for the guy...

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Female 873
LMFAO now tht had me creasing up!! haha brill post Buddy!!
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Male 334
doesn`t that make you wanna go and just buy some
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Male 577
It can happen even if you don`t eat too many of them. The thing that did it to me was chicken cooked in olean, and I only had two pieces. It`s just a lot more likely to happen if you eat way too much.
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Female 34
Fat ass desrves the anal leakage. Who the hell eats an entire can of effin pringles in one day!?!?!
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Male 363
Yeah- its not the olean. Its any type of fat in food. Its the same reason that the wow chips a few years ago caused diariah. Its not because of any particular ingredient, its because people are eating more of those chips then they normally would. He even said he was eating more than normal. All that grease has to go somewhere, and since it is largely un-digestable, it just goes straight through. Once it gets to the bowels it eh.... mixes together. If you just eat LESS that wont happen.
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Male 577
It is real! It happened to me once. I ate something else, it did not say fat free or low fat, and it had that stuff in it. I literally pooped my pants, and believe me, you HAVE to use your hand. There is that much of it and it just keeps coming. I had to jump in the shower, too, and clean out the shower when I was done. KFC uses it for a lot of their food. The whole experience turned me into an organic vegan.
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Male 381
^cu*t^ not mean person (bloody censors)
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Male 381
Most low fat food is like this dumb ass. What do you think "contains a sorce of Polyethylene" means? Stupid mean person
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Female 444
he`s ticked off
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Male 59
The hell with low fat diets. Just read THAT every time you`re hungry, you`ll lose weight in no time.
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Female 157
oh, sorry, I didn`t realize someone else already posted that. but anyway, still pretty funny.
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Female 157
John Hargrave did an experiment about this on zug.com...it was pretty funny. Actually, everything on zug.com is funny.
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Male 737
Gee, I wonder why he LIVES ALONE?!?
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Male 3,014
*vomits so violently his intestine cuts off from his colon and comes rushing out his mouth along with the rest of his digestive system, falls on the floor twitching with a mangled expression on his face, and dies thereafter*
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Male 1,478
Nasty. When i eat sorbitol, i get the squits. in fact, just about any artifical sweetener, apart from aspartame and aceflume K. DAMN YOU F*CKING SORBITOL I F*CKING HATE WHATEVER PRICK CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF A F*CKING SWEETENER THAT GIVES 20% OF PEOPLE DIHAEORREA. I F*CKING HATE IT, I F*CKING HATE IT. IT`S AN 99% OF ALL SUGAR FREE SWEETS, AND EVEN TOOTHPASTE! I F*CKING HATE IT, I F*CKING HATE IT SO MUCH I WILL PERSONALLY RIP OUT THE EYES OF IT`S INVENTOR AND SHOVE THEM DOWN HIS\HER THROAT UNTIL THEY CHOKE TO DEATH, AND THEN I WILL FEED THEIR BODY INTO A BREAD SLICING MACHINE!

Whew... i had a lot of pent-up rage in there.

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Male 206
Larry the cable guy made a joke about these.........no wonder they come in a tube...you`re gonna need something to poop in once you`re done.......that`s why i buy at walmart so i can take them back
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Male 1,225
My sister ended up going to the doctor because she didn`t know what was wrong. Turned out that her "anal leakage" was caused by the pringles... it`s real, but not in everybody. I have yet to experience these symptoms, and it`s been like over a month.
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Female 1,496
Oh it`s true mofos. I feel this guys pain. Same thing happened to me with lo-carb ice cream made from that poo. I had to call in sick to work.
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Female 811
^ exactly
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Female 268
he ate a FULL can a day for FOUR days
people do not understand the meaning of
moderation.
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Male 797
Read the ingredients.
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Male 594
None of this is true. I`ve eaten that stuff several, several times and NOT ONCE have I had any side effects. It`s all media hype.
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Female 221
ookay...

so I guess that means, `don`t eat pringles!`

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Male 178
and i hate pringles as it is!!!!
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Male 2,057
OMG i cant believe they posted that they shat themselves on the internet
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Female 269
This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time
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Female 269
thts gross ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 799
Ew that is gross.
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Male 286
mmm....olestra
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Male 22
I WAS IN FITS OF LAUGHTER POOR GUY
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Male 346
haha disgusting!
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Male 1,217
>_> wierd?
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Male 189
ok...thats just gross
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Male 2,567
=.=
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Female 1,001
urban legend or reality....

I aint tryin it.....

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Female 37
I hate potato chips. Down with the vegetable flakes!
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Male 904
This has got a hugh tinge of urban legend to it. Call me cynical but I`m not buying it.
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Male 149
http://www.zug.com/pranks/olestra/

The guy eats a crap load of fat-free pringles and documents its effects. Chock of pictures, too.

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Female 1,382
BWAHAHAHAHAHA urgh, potato chips are MEANT to be nonfatfree.
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Male 190
Wow
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Male 1,385
"anal leakage"
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Female 151
omfg!
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Male 29
yea i did a research cuz i thought it was fake and a olean (also know as olestra is known to cause diaherra farts and other things here is what is said about it (the poor guy):
Olestra can cause diarrhea and loose stools, abdominal cramps, flatulence, and other adverse effects. Those symptoms are sometimes severe.

those are just some of the side effects look here for more
http://www.cspinet.org/reports/chemcuisi...

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Male 135
[quote]On 8/29/2006 2:26:53 AM tomsss wrote: He should eat raw potatoes instead. Using his hand to wipe the poo off his ass... eww. one word... M-O-R-O-N.[/quote]OH like you have a better f*cking idea of what to do.
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Male 254
Maybe, next time he shouldn`t eat astroglide...
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Male 13
wahahhahaha that was the best story ever
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Male 138
Finally an explanation.
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Male 923
LOL, that was hillarious.
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Male 3,255
omfg...

O..M..F..G..

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Male 104
Fatty foods all the way!
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Female 84
lmfao. wow ... just wow.
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Male 579
that is NASTY! good thing i try not to eat low fat foods.
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Male 403
He should eat raw potatoes instead. Using his hand to wipe the poo off his ass... eww. one word... M-O-R-O-N.
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Male 908
lol wow
anal leakage
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Male 10,115
Link: Beware Fat Free Pringles [Rate Link] - Poor guy. Warning: adult language.
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