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Also i find funny sometimes that America really doesn`t realize what the rest of the world thinks of them - they seem to think we all adore them for their hollywood celebrities and `defenders of liberty` attitude. i personally really don`t give a sheet.
PS Americans learn to take a joke.
Also I was in America last weekend and do you guys not have Ketchup Chips? Ketchup Chips are only the greatest snack food ever and you guys like don`t have them.
-You have NYC, Philly and Chicago. Those are what we call cities and we have them too. -The Rocky mntns are in Canada as well as the us so to go bragging about that is pretty dumb-We do have the NHL and NBA also-I also take it that you have never heard of Stanley Park because it is the second biggest park in North America, not second to Yellowstone but to one in Mexico-We have beards... very interesting so do you-Finally for future reference it is etc not ect
TAKE THAT CANADA America got tha logix
Also, our satirical news journalists are actually funny. Canadians have annoying old farts and cameramen who can`t hold their camera straight.
im still laughing my a** off about that lumber statement.
quote:As far as the beer goes, most American beer and all Canadian beer sucks.
Quote:Good beer comes from Germany.
Aaaargh! I live in Belgium, THE beer country (neighbouring Germany), with yearly elections of top 10 best beers in the world etc. (check beer guides by Michael Jackson - no not the funny one). And 90% of all Belgians and beer knowers over the world give pretty bad comments about German beers in general. Really, they taste kind of watery. Don`t drink Heineken either (Dutch). Stella Artois is a good beer (Belgian).
Just to get a very bad misunderstanding out of the world and feeling slightly insulted. For the rest, no hard feelings.
And oh yeah, funny movie. I like Canadians.
I`ve taken the ferry from Washington to Vancover Island before and it was so much fun to see Victoria and the whole island. I`ve also been to Douglas Lake Ranch in BC, which is also an amazing place to go.
Devin88, your wrong. Not all Americans know nothing about Canada. Pacific Northwesters know a ton about it and almost everyone in Washington has been to Whistler to ski.
2.) At yet, there are still places in Canada where I`m not afraid to leave my car window open when I run into the store.
3.) And your point? You have a lot more people and more events. Half of your points are just places. Yellowstone? We have Kootenay. The CN Tower, Vancouver aka Hollywood North, Toronto, Edmonton, CFL, and hunny we have the NHL too AND the rocky mountains are also in Canada. Who cares? Seriously. I love Canada, I love BC and I liked the places I`ve been in the States. It`s stupid for us to put each other down.
Dodoca, We do get pretty bad taxes for free healthcare. I`ve got a friend down in Texas and we`ve pretty much decided on...and I think a comedian out there says the same thing....that in America, if you get sick you`re screwed...in Canada, if you don`t get sick, you`re screwed.
canadas crime rate is 50% higher than US... or at least on Jan. 24 2006
3.) you guys dont have anything, we have mardi gras, vegas, statue of liberty, NYC, chicago, Philly, NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, yellowsotone, grand canyon, rocky mountains ect ect ect ect... you guys have... toronto... and beards.
4.) our NFL trash (ricky) is dumped in the cfl
Unfortunatly, the "Bush is dumb" thing will only get old when Bush smartens up :(
His ethics and decisions aside, he`s just a generally unintelligent person! Even if he wasn`t supposed to be the leader of the freeworld...and I met him on the street I doubt I`d be impressed with him.
I don`t even hate Bush, so don`t get me wrong. I bet he`s a very nice guy. He`s like that dumb friend you keep around and say clever things around that are actually insulting :O
What goes up, must come down ;)
Canadians, lighten up. America is the best and everyone knows it. Your constant insults only demonstrate your jealousy.
Toronto was ranked 29th out of 30 for highest crime rate for...break-ins in 2004...While Vancouver was 12th :O But the top ten were apparantlyDallas, Saint Louis, Cincinnati, Atlanta, Kansas City, Miami, Hartford, Buffalo, Seattle and Detroit.For Homicide are all, again American cities. For Robbery, again all in the US.
As for diseases....
I hope you get...leprosy! Rawr!
Also, doesent toronto have one of the highest crime rates now? And canadas getting invested with weird diseases... thats what happens when you let any immigrants who want come kids...
Alot of countries can do that- including england. I see what you mean- if a few sketches from british shows were shown out of context they might appear racist. (For example anything out of goodness gracious me or little britain)
*Note: Not true*
"this hour has 22 minutes" is a wonderful show that allows Canadians a half-hour each week to laugh at our government, and most importantly, ourselves. it`s a shame this clip was used out of context (in a sense). if more of that episode was shown, i`m sure we would have watched them make fun of Steven Harper, our military, and people from basically every province. i guess it`s a special gift that only Canadians have-to be able to laugh at ourselves. the clip wasn`t meant to bash the US...it was making fun of Canadians, and how we`re too lame to even speak up to the US in our own defense.(softwood lumber, etc) "we`re sorry for always apologizing."it`s too bad so many of you can`t laugh at this, instead of getting all worked up. i love canada. i appreciate
I love our multiculturalism :D We went to Vancouver for grad dress fabric shopping. We went into a fabric shop with the nicest east indian couple and they gave us great deals and helped us find the perfect fabric for our dresses, mine had this beautiful foreign silk kind of fabric that I would have never found if not for them...Right after we went to an Iranian market ..this was all after we got back from TNT market, a 98% asian store. Wonderful stuff!!
@tribe4ever: It`s not well known there since people don`t WANT it well known. It was a screw up of the American government, and its quite important over here. It was quite unlawful, and in the end, the Canadians got screwed out of a ton of money, because of jealousy.
Canadians are a VERY multicultural country, its immigration laws being very lax. Though you see this as a bad thing, I see it as a great thing. Instead of everyone conforming, everyone can be themselves. I have to refute that you`ve never seen a Canadian. I look at myself as Italian, and Canadian. But Canadian prominently. Most Canadians do. They are Canadians first and they`re home country second.
You must be living in a bad neighbourhood then, on your school situation. It`s not like nationally, everyone picks on everyone else. Your class just had bad apples, it happens to every class.
^ ^ say`s the guy who`s name is quack, and a great speller too.
honestly? I love it there. I have LOADS of fun on visits HAHA. But, if they`re going to bash US, I have a few words for THEM.
We have tons of money,our population is small and that`s awesome. If we were to divide it up, each citizen would have over a mile to themselves. We have free healthcare,and that`s where our money goes. Our army stays small because we don`t need one. I`m sorry your leader likes to pick fights. That`s why a lot of people in your country die. Also, he was wrong, we didn`;t burn down the whitehouse, just charred it. That`s why it`s painted white.
I smell a redneck.
Maelstrom_x you`re a jerk. Take a joke, man...you`ve got some serious issues.
Colin is AWESOME!
"I`m the snack fairy!"
About 10% of the population speaks French, and everyone is mandated to learn it until grade nine. You are NOT required to be fluent, even most in Montreal are not fluent.
"You know what? America is sorry too. We`re sorry that we have some really retarded neighbors that try to make themselves sound better than the USA but just sound like whiney losers. I`m especially sorry that I clicked on this link and watched this crappy video."
Considering this video is the way Canadians critize Americans, and this comment is the way Americans critize Canadians, I think we know who sounds more whiny.
@Swaywithme: Thanks :)
You`re history knowledge: 0. Canada was not even a country back then, it was a large amount of British colonies. Canadians DID burn down the White House, since the British men (at that time) became Canadians when they confederated.
"And lumber? Who the hell cares about your lumber? Go shove a pine tree up your a**."
Obviously you guys, since you taxed the hell out of us without even discussin it with our government.
I truly am sorry.
I`m assuming you mean your comment?
"Isn`t it funny how someone bashes us for being an isolationist country during WWII but also bashes us for going to war with a dictator that tortures and kills millions?"
Last time I checked, saddam had been captured. You`re still there.
You want to criticize our government? Fine. No one here really pays attention to `em, anyway. You want to call our president a moron? Shoot.
But how DARE you mock our BEER?!
THIS MEANS WAR!
Great video... and from a Canadian standpoint I would rather be next to the USA than other other country such as Iraq... 8-)
For about every anti canadian post here so far there are 3 others that are americans who are laughing it up. It IS a joke, absolutely!
But making cracks about America, like their humor for example isn`t fair. Americans mock their own government just as much as Canadians do. I watch Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report as much as I can, unfortunatly I can`t always stay up until one to watch the both of them but I promise you, it goes past "yo mama" jokes.
The rest of Canada does not hate Quebec. I live in BC and I love Quebec and the history there. My grandmother was born there and I still have relatives who reside in the province...however I do hold a grude against the separatists in Quebec who want to make Quebec their own country and I dislike how much our country tries to cater to them to stop them from going.
Let`s just keep up a standard of class, okay?
and Maelstrom_x, you`re a tard. Seriously, get laid or something.
We disowned him a long time ago :(
As for YOU Maelstrom, you seriously need to take a joke. Yes, it is funny to bash you for being isolationist during ww2 and then demanding everyone go to war with you and getting pissy when it takes us awhile. How does it feel? :D
Canada was a british colony up until about 1982 so if the British who were here at the time burnt down the white house, we can damn well consider it being burnt down by Canadians...unless of course we don`t consider anyone born before 1982 a canadian but rather a brit.
As for the lumber, WE care about our lumber seeing as we lost nearly 5 billion dollars in unfair dutiest the US imposed on us while trying to sell america cheaper, better wood.
In Canada we learn french like you learn spanish. Quebec is our New Mexico, get over yourself.
Besides, I`d rather be the retarded neighbour than the violently schizophrenic one that hears voices whispering sweet nothings of weapons in Ira
Isn`t it funny how someone bashes us for being an isolationist country during WWII but also bashes us for going to war with a dictator that tortures and kills millions?
Canada DID NOT BURN DOWN the White House. The British did. Canada only had some soldiers there during the time. Check any non-Canadian source.
And lumber? Who the hell cares about your lumber? Go shove a pine tree up your a**.
Canada sucks. Many Canadians speak French, and everyone agrees that France sucks, even the French!
You know what? America is sorry too. We`re sorry that we have some really retarded neighbors that try to make themselves sound better than the USA but just sound like whiney losers. I`m especially sorry that I clicked on this link and watched this crappy video.
Not his fault though, so I can still adore his talent in the bygone era of Whose Line.
Nice getting work here in America, huh, Colin?
and people...take a joke. Even if you are way pro-American and hate Canada, people who are able to laugh at themselves find much more pleasure in life than people who get angry at things COMEDIANS do
Of course their 2005 estimates but I dont think it has changed over night. Canada is 13 and sadly the U.S is well you will be scrolling for a while... 150.
Chicago`s pop.: 2.8 millionCanada`s pop.: 32.6 millionCanada has 11.6 times Chicago`s population.
Canada`s GDP: 1.105 trillionUSA`s GDP: 12.25 trillionSince the US has ten times the population as Canada, its appropriate that I divide the GDP by ten. This hows 1.225 trillion. Not a huge difference at all. US` deficit is also much, much, MUCH higher than Canada`s because of the war.
From Wikipedia.org:Canadian Armed Forces: Air Command - Helicopters - 142 (A far cry from three, don`t you think?)
And, from a non-technical standpoint, pretty much all beer from the US tastes like water. It`s o.k. We feel your pain.
WHY!? WHY DID THEY CANCEL WHOSE LINE!?|-(
Sorry. I got emotional for a second.
I just looked at it at first and thought, geez, what does Canada have to apologize for? Lol.