911 Call Comedian

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Misc
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The 911 operator decides to tell a sick joke.
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Male 1
nice i love it
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Female 251
These types of things wouldnt happen if she would just pull out the belt every once in a while and put the kid in their place...*sigh*
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Male 431
Hahaha...nice
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Female 40
overreacted.....if you are calling 911 about your 12 year old, you got problems...
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Male 143
SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY .... and cannibal and jamal jones are hilarious no matter what anyone says lol
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Female 131
Okay first of all, I haven`t heard the whole audio. But from what I have seen from these responses, which I am going to assume are accurate, the mother was going on for a while, bitching about her daughter.

In which case the dispatcher didn`t assume anything. The conversation was, as we`ve already established, much longer and it`s been noted that before he even made that comment, the mother had already gone on a rant about her daughter doing something that didn`t require police at all.

And so he didn`t assume anything, he already understood that the situation was ridiculous and made the comment after he`d established that.

Anyways, I like this Mike character.

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Male 150
^^^i agree...with marchhare that is.

forget to read the part where he says that it doesn`t matter the situation. So the police officer assumes shes over-reacting to the lack of control she has for her 12 yr old daughter, (correctly i might add; im pretty sure the kid wasn`t on drugs) YET, what if he assumed incorrectly, and ends up making sly remarks to a person who is in dire danger.

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Male 35
ROFL marchhare you are a true fool. the lady was calling in complaint to her kid because she could not control him. he was acting out of turn. it was on the news and it was nothing like an abusive husband which is miles away from a parent that cant control a kid. stfu faig.
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Male 78
He`s my hero.
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Male 799
haha
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Male 979
hahahaha bitch
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Male 150
i can only imagine that this lady is a ho fo sho. First, she probably threatened her daughter that she would call the police if she didn`t march straight to her room. which the daughter replies, "prove it". so unable to backdown from pride of eating her own words, she dials, makes it seem like a graver emergency that the daughter is physically fit to drop her mom. IT wasn`t an emergency for that lady to be calling. She created a whole different case with the operator before even solving her prior "emergency"

well she can burn in hell with the lights off.

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Female 205
i can see why he said that i mean seriously, how are you going to respond to that. you don`t know what she needs
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Female 105
Hilarious
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Male 547
First of all it doesnt matter what the situation was. The dispatcher said the wrong thing, and it was recorded. It should count against him. He doesnt know the situation. The girl could be on drugs, or she could have a kitchen knife.

ANd for those people who say its her problem. If a woman calls in and says her husband is out of control, do you make the sme comment? She could be geting beat..hey, it is her problem becasue it`s her husband and she should control him? Forget the police.

Hopefully you wont be in a situation someday where you really need help, and someone makes a joke at your expense. You know I will save you the trouble and do it for you know.

The next time you are injured or hurt, think of me calling you a dumbazz

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Male 13
Haha this was on the news in Philidelphia even the anchors though it was funny as hell :-D
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Female 67
i remember seeing that on the news.....funny, but very immature for the guys job
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Male 144
wasn`t the 12 yo that needed shooting
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Female 447
I have no sympathy for parents who cannot control their children and have to use POLICE FORCE to compensate for their own crappiness.

He probably lost his job for saying what he did, but I can`t say I blame him one bit.

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Male 3,631
And Deport Pedro!
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Male 3,631
He should have kept going with it, then she never would have noticed it, and he could have used it to segway into a wry commentary on her parenting-skills... too bad he chickened-out. Or, he could have pretended not to hear her appalled reaction to the comment, and assured her that they`d send a deputy over right away - "hey honey, the police are coming over to shoot you!!" Yeah, that`d shut the little bitch up.
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Male 528
Im a bill collector, so i can really feel for this guy.
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Male 1,882
He was pretty stupid for doing that... Geeze.
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Female 87
same thing i would have said. seriously, what did she want him to do?
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Female 88
Reminds me of that girl who called 911 to try and get a date with the police officer she had seen the day before.
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Female 2,074
Shoot the b\tch!!
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Male 128
my dad is a police dispatcher...except he would never say that... but i think that guy is halruis for saying that... i hope they shoot the lady... who called
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Male 738
...That`s the reason I am not a 911 operator. I would do that all the time. Why the hell can she not control her 12 year old? It sounds like less of a problem for the police, and more of a problem for Dr.Phil.
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Male 35
i would, 911 is for real emergancies, not wastes of space parents.
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Female 10
Hahaha! I remember seeing this on the news a while back....I thought it was funny but seriously unproffessional. Im surprised the operater would risk his job like that.
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Male 35
this was on the news in my area. thats not the whole convorsation and yes it was real and it was in response to the number of parents calling 911 for things like, they couldnt get their child to take a bath or their child was running amock in the house.
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Female 552
^true if you 12 YEAR OLD is out of control that is NOT a emergency you dont call 911 they cant do nuthin really except take her away and if her mom WANTS that she needs help its her daughter she should have raised her right in the first place dude if i was him i would have made that joke cuz that mom needs serious help anyway
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Male 418
If it`s "My daughter`s got a gun and is going to kill me", I would call 911.
If it`s "My daughter`s got a bomb", I would call 911
If it`s "my daughter`s out of control", I would call Dr Phil
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Female 606
and cannibal, that made my day. ROFL
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Male 1,725
people like that should die

*turns around and starts laughing*

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Female 606
well i don`t blame the guy cause it`s really a stupid complaint or emergency or whatever.
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Female 411
he was probably drunk. or an idiot. hahaha
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Male 506
Lmao....
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Female 2,552
She called 911 because she can`t control a 12 year old that`s as big as she is? ....Okay.
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Male 20
it`s kinda strange - I mean I think she deserved it ... you don`t call the POLICE so you can get help parenting your daughter.
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Female 47
"that`s not funny mike" XD
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Male 1,406
Don`t be so sure, the 12 year old might be attacking her. If I was him I would ask if the 12 year old was attacking or doing anything illegal, which the 12 y old probably wasn`t...
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Male 602
If I was "Mike" I would do the same thing. Why do you need a police officer for a 12 year old?
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Female 2,220
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA
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Female 370
I think that they should shoot the daughter. If you can`t handle the child and you call 911 that often that you piss off a dispatcher, then drat you and your out of control kid.
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Male 99
Thats awesome. She is calling because she can`t handle a 12 year old girl. Ummm, NOT A 911 CALL. people really need to learn thier local police station #, and stop calling 911. Good for him.
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Female 15
Sh*ts
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Female 15
There cops, they can do two things, cuff her, or shoot her.

I think the guy made a practical statment.

Wth did the woman want the cops to do to her daughter? Sit her down and give her a good talking to? I remember I got into a huge fight with my father, and being the idiot that my mother was she called the cops. I got dragged away in cuffs because I was attacking him.

If the daughter was doing something like that, that is exactly what the cops would do.

Cops don`t give talking tos, the arrest people. End of story. And they wouldn`t give two poos to dragging a twelve year old crazy girl out of her house in cuffs.

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Female 583
that mike sounds like a funny guy!ha ha!

but it wasnt a very appropriate time to crack a joke

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Female 300
i like smurfs
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Female 318
Lol pretty funny!
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Female 294
lol how did she know his name?? and its not that hard to control a twelve year old unless they have a mental disorder or sumut.....
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Female 815
:| -_- i guessed.
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Male 28
Hey check out the blog on terrible beautys! guess whos there! AND ITS THE EXACT SAME POST!!!
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Male 1,586
I think it was a legitimate question.
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Male 28
Wow cannibal, you must be a genious if you can tell what conversation is real or not real by PIXELS.

PS:I didnt know that you could use photoshop to change voices

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Female 999
good joke, bad timing.
Good joke, bad parenting.
How important is this lady`s complaint if she has the time for all of that bitching? if she wadn`t done such a bad job of parenting ion the first place, this wouldn`t be a problem.
"help officer! i gave my dog speed and now its freaking out!!"
Quit bitching
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Female 3,696
That would make a good episode of CSI X3 girl ends up shot...the prime suspect? THE COMEDIAN OPERATOR dun dun dun...
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Male 49
The guy didn`t get fired. All he got was a warning or something like that.

Im gonna give that mom a mushroom tattoo.

AMERICA, drat YEAH.

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Male 56
LOL.. that was pretty funny. It`s been said already but I`ll say it again.. that lady should not have called 911 because she can`t control her daughter!! She should perhaps stop feeding her daughter McDonald`s for dinner everynight! Kudo`s to the operator for having a backbone!
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Male 130
When you have a job like that, answering emergency calls all day, I wouldnt blame someone for a joke like that.
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Female 815
^^^ Amen to that
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Male 161
sense of humour is an asset in a job like 911 operator. I think he/she should be given a raise and promotion.

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Male 578
I`ve heard the whole thing too. A lot was cut out. She basically goes on and on about not being able to control the kid much longer before the operator makes the comment. He was trying to lighten the mood because there was nothing he could do, seeing how the call was an obvious waste of time. The woman is a lazy bitch.
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Male 131
I can`t believe the guy didn`t have the brain-cells to think about his actions before making that joke, but the caller didn`t have to fly off the handle. Some parents would probably take it as humour, but cracking a joke like that to a stranger on the phone is a bit careless.

I also can`t believe he didn`t use a very simple statement such as "Oh, what I meant to say was to give her a shot, as in a sedative. Did you seriously think I meant `shoot her with a gun`? Oh! I can see the misunderstanding!" to get himself off the hook. - Much better than saying `It`s a joke`

Cannibal. You suck!

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Female 430
Don`t realy think that is worth a 911 call, I feel bad for the kid, but he is reallly a moron too, again proof people all over the world are getting dumber...
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Female 48
Oooh... Yeah... Um, Mike is it? Yeah... Uh... (sighs) Bad timing, dude.
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Male 181
911 operators get a lot of prank calls all the time. I bet he thought it was a prank and wanted to be funny too...
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Female 815
XD Lol. Uh huh.
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Male 160
lol
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Female 86
The only way that could have been funnier is if she said yes :-P
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Male 160
i LOLed for sure. that was awesome. i love being a smart ass.
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Female 815
XD lol.
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Male 2,057
tsk tsk tsk...
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Male 6
wow... I wouldve told him yes. and then hung up and smacked my daughter upside the head with a frying pan. just for good measure.:-)
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Female 1,784
wow he should be fired.
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Female 815
Woot45, are you high? :-) just asking.
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Female 52
My uncle was discussing the other day that the English make jokes at any situation to make light of things. Okay, yeah these guys weren`t English and he took things a bit far but I think that`s why most people from the UK would laugh at this and most people from other countries are going "Omg that`s not funny"...
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Male 451
can you stop cannibal, he`s just spamming
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Male 39
LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD Genius!

Seriously, the woman had it coming. I would probably make a joke like that too. I mean, she`s completely wasting police time. 911 is supposed to be called only in state of emergencies. It`s her daughter; if she can`t control her, that`s her problem. Not an emergency AT ALL.

If I was in his position, I would say something like

"Ma`am, have you tried grounding her?"

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Male 39
well that was stupid, i commented on the wrong vid..
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Male 39
anyone else then me that rofled at the end of the slo-mo? "iiih.... AHhhhh..." sounded like he squirted :]
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Female 223
Come on, they got worked up over that?? You can`t say anything nowadays without a lawsuit filed against you. Seriously, what was he supposed to do? You raised the brat, it`s your problem, you deal with it.
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Male 3,014
Someone post the whole 911 conversation then.

And how do you report annoying people on IAB? Because I only come here for the posts.

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Female 71
thats dumb
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Female 660
wahaha that`s funny
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Female 68
damn html
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Female 68
first of all, that story was real. It was on the news about a couple of months ago and the only reason you say it is photoshopped is because most of it is cut out. Stupid people being really retarded. IT IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!
<marquee>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .</marquee>
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Male 21
Wow. Not everything on this site is a shop. Sure, some things are. But god. I`m sick of it.
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Male 1,039
RedZeppelin^^^ I think someone said this but the first thing an operator does with 911 is give their name..usually. Come on man.

Anyway, I would have liked to have heard the whole conversation.

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Female 799
lol what an assh*le.
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Female 815
Hey...whats wrong with that? My moms not a midget and i`m not 400lbs or out of control but im still bigger than my mom and im 12. God that bitch is stupid.
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Female 455
I thought it was funny- in bad taste but no need to file a complant about it.
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Male 233
im siding with the police, stupid woman should take care of her kids properly
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Female 673
There`s nothing there that indicates anywhere that the person calling was the 12-year-old`s mother. She might be, but I didn`t even think that until I read the comments. RedZeppelin: I`m not sure but I think the operators are required to give their name when they answer the phone.
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Male 13
Kim, i agree with you totally. Its totally unfair that one race should be treated different to another, what happened to everyone being treated equally, that goes for racism to.
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Male 733
jamaljoones was annoying but ur just a knob cannibal. someone report him or summat.
gd post but the guy was probs a bit harsh... could of ended in a lawsuit if he wanst carefull
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Female 413
Devi3000 "She was white trash" Oh so you can tell that from a phone call can you? Now thats`s amazing. And racist. It amuses me that people of colour can be racist about a white person and get away with it, whereas a white person says one thing about a coloured person andis automatically called a racist. I guess thats today`s society.

Anyway, yeah I agree with the operater. Really what was he supposed to do with a 12 year old kid?

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Male 37
she shulda said

` no, but because theres noone you need to shoot, why dont you shoot your f**king self!? `

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Female 471
It really makes me mad when stupid people have kids. That is why I don`t have any. :-D
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Female 45
LMFAO!
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Male 273
Iv heard the whole thing, it`s a lot longer - and basically the woman is ringing in about something a police officer is not really needed for (her daughter playing up)
So he did the joke as he was probably a bit annoyed she was wasting police time.
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Male 147
well she still found the time to think about filing her formal complaint, didn`t she.
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Female 269
hmmm shootin 12 year olds
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Male 53
"I`m sorry but that chick is white trash and if she can`t control her own 12 year old thats not the state`s problem. I bet the operator lost his job, but man, I bet it was worth it. "

Well, most girls are pretty much full-grown by the age of 14 or so. So if she was by any chance an athelete/her dad was a big guy/an early starter (All of which very possible), or even all three, she could be much more powerful then her mom.

Anyways, it pisses me off how serious this lady took it. I thought it was a pretty good joke, and I would say something like it in that same exact situation. Honestly, what did she want the cops to do? Go over their and spank her for the mother?

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Female 1,496
I`m sorry but that chick is white trash and if she can`t control her own 12 year old thats not the state`s problem. I bet the operator lost his job, but man, I bet it was worth it.

I wish we had national say whatever the hell you want day. THis would be a much more peaceful Earth.

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Male 664
Hahaha. Excellent. The guy should get a promotion.
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Male 390
lol if he did come over to shoot the 12 year old, how would he tell the difference if they were the same size?
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Female 2,144
HAHAHAHA. That`s Hilarious. But I Guess I Wouldn`t Be Laughing If I Was The One Who Was Being Attacked By A 12 Year Old.
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Male 13
SHUT UP CANNIBAL!
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Male 239
LOL!!!
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Male 1,217
aah. cannibal, u just keep on goin. lol that was a joke scottthebum, he says that everywhere even if its not shopped, lol.

the joke is so.... cruel. he has a dead sense of humor, if he even has one, this `mike`.

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Male 888
I would have answered "Yes"
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Female 84
If I had a kid that I thought was going to harm me in some way, their ass would be out of the house in an instant.

The joke was funny, but he might have taken it a bit far.

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Female 399
Stupid joke, cringeworthy in fact, but what kind of world is this where parents can`t control their 12 year old girls? Unless that kid has some kind of disorder or something, it`s really sad.
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Male 803
Owned!
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Male 133
i agree with the cops on this one.
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Male 379
That kind of joke i would make......im not kidding.
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Male 1,385
could always try what some new zealand parents did with thier 17 year old son, press charges to knock some sense into them and when they`re being transported to prison someone else in the van beats them to death ...oops
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Female 35
lmao...imagine that :-P Do you think he got bored or something??
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Male 70
wow they either they had a much longer conversation or they live in a very small town if the lady can identify the operator by name just by talking to him.
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Male 125
Cannibal151 That Joke gets funnier every time I see it. Seriously
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Male 734
I think it was wrong of him to go that far, but honestly? Why does this woman expect the police to do, stay at her house 24/7 in case the kid is being a problem?
The fact that a 12-year-old is larger than her mother should be the first hint that`s something wrong. If you wanna control the kid, don`t let her have any food and solve two problems at once!

(The above does not apply if the mother is a midget, or if the kid has one of those genetic disorders that makes her 400 lbs. Neither of which is likely.)

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Male 1,550
This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time .
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Female 16
what was the point of that?
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Male 82
Thats pretty funny. Nothing brightens a situation like humor
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Male 125
sucker
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Male 10,115
Link: 911 Call Comedian [Rate Link] - The 911 operator decides to tell a sick joke.
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