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Date: 08/30/06 02:31 AM

129 Responses to 911 Call Comedian

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
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    August 28, 2006 at 11:40 pm
    Link: 911 Call Comedian - The 911 operator decides to tell a sick joke.
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    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:41 am
    sucker
  3. Profile photo of Smokin92
    Smokin92 Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:43 am
    Thats pretty funny. Nothing brightens a situation like humor
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    tina707 Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:50 am
    what was the point of that?
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:56 am
    This is a shop. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time .
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    Dragonlord Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:58 am
    I think it was wrong of him to go that far, but honestly? Why does this woman expect the police to do, stay at her house 24/7 in case the kid is being a problem?
    The fact that a 12-year-old is larger than her mother should be the first hint that`s something wrong. If you wanna control the kid, don`t let her have any food and solve two problems at once!

    (The above does not apply if the mother is a midget, or if the kid has one of those genetic disorders that makes her 400 lbs. Neither of which is likely.)

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    SPERMBUBBLE Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:08 am
    Cannibal151 That Joke gets funnier every time I see it. Seriously
  8. Profile photo of RedZeppelin
    RedZeppelin Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:13 am
    wow they either they had a much longer conversation or they live in a very small town if the lady can identify the operator by name just by talking to him.
  9. Profile photo of Good-Girl
    Good-Girl Female 13-17
    35 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 3:24 am
    lmao...imagine that :-P Do you think he got bored or something??
  10. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:28 am
    could always try what some new zealand parents did with thier 17 year old son, press charges to knock some sense into them and when they`re being transported to prison someone else in the van beats them to death ...oops
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    kenthegod Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:32 am
    That kind of joke i would make......im not kidding.
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    jmcclure Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:36 am
    i agree with the cops on this one.
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    CheeseCar Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:45 am
    Owned!
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    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:47 am
    That operator has some serious issues....people phone 911 because of an emergency and he offers to shoot the daughter.....

    "That kind of joke i would make......im not kidding."

    Me too, but not to a total stranger, while working and being recorded etc.

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    Vikstar Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 4:07 am
    Stupid joke, cringeworthy in fact, but what kind of world is this where parents can`t control their 12 year old girls? Unless that kid has some kind of disorder or something, it`s really sad.
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    sinsane Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 4:08 am
    If I had a kid that I thought was going to harm me in some way, their ass would be out of the house in an instant.

    The joke was funny, but he might have taken it a bit far.

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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
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    August 30, 2006 at 4:15 am
    I would have answered "Yes"
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    maples Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 4:51 am
    aah. cannibal, u just keep on goin. lol that was a joke scottthebum, he says that everywhere even if its not shopped, lol.

    the joke is so.... cruel. he has a dead sense of humor, if he even has one, this `mike`.

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    EmanEn05 Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 4:56 am
    LOL!!!
  20. Profile photo of jack_jones
    jack_jones Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 5:25 am
    SHUT UP CANNIBAL!
  21. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 5:25 am
    HAHAHAHA. That`s Hilarious. But I Guess I Wouldn`t Be Laughing If I Was The One Who Was Being Attacked By A 12 Year Old.
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    webby-boy Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 5:38 am
    lol if he did come over to shoot the 12 year old, how would he tell the difference if they were the same size?
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    Mo0k Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 5:49 am
    Hahaha. Excellent. The guy should get a promotion.
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 5:51 am
    I`m sorry but that chick is white trash and if she can`t control her own 12 year old thats not the state`s problem. I bet the operator lost his job, but man, I bet it was worth it.

    I wish we had national say whatever the hell you want day. THis would be a much more peaceful Earth.

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    Kevim Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 5:57 am
    "I`m sorry but that chick is white trash and if she can`t control her own 12 year old thats not the state`s problem. I bet the operator lost his job, but man, I bet it was worth it. "

    Well, most girls are pretty much full-grown by the age of 14 or so. So if she was by any chance an athelete/her dad was a big guy/an early starter (All of which very possible), or even all three, she could be much more powerful then her mom.

    Anyways, it pisses me off how serious this lady took it. I thought it was a pretty good joke, and I would say something like it in that same exact situation. Honestly, what did she want the cops to do? Go over their and spank her for the mother?

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    zoogle Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 6:03 am
    hmmm shootin 12 year olds
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    your_majesty Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 6:08 am
    well she still found the time to think about filing her formal complaint, didn`t she.
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    Buffyphil Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 7:06 am
    Iv heard the whole thing, it`s a lot longer - and basically the woman is ringing in about something a police officer is not really needed for (her daughter playing up)
    So he did the joke as he was probably a bit annoyed she was wasting police time.
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    mountanddo Female 40-49
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    August 30, 2006 at 7:15 am
    LMFAO!
  30. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 7:43 am
    It really makes me mad when stupid people have kids. That is why I don`t have any. :-D
  31. Profile photo of mafino2005
    mafino2005 Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 7:50 am
    she shulda said

    ` no, but because theres noone you need to shoot, why dont you shoot your f**king self!? `

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    xXkimXx Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 7:55 am
    Devi3000 "She was white trash" Oh so you can tell that from a phone call can you? Now thats`s amazing. And racist. It amuses me that people of colour can be racist about a white person and get away with it, whereas a white person says one thing about a coloured person andis automatically called a racist. I guess thats today`s society.

    Anyway, yeah I agree with the operater. Really what was he supposed to do with a 12 year old kid?

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    madmax11 Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 7:56 am
    jamaljoones was annoying but ur just a knob cannibal. someone report him or summat.
    gd post but the guy was probs a bit harsh... could of ended in a lawsuit if he wanst carefull
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    jack_jones Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 7:58 am
    Kim, i agree with you totally. Its totally unfair that one race should be treated different to another, what happened to everyone being treated equally, that goes for racism to.
  35. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:02 am
    There`s nothing there that indicates anywhere that the person calling was the 12-year-old`s mother. She might be, but I didn`t even think that until I read the comments. RedZeppelin: I`m not sure but I think the operators are required to give their name when they answer the phone.
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    drzm Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:06 am
    im siding with the police, stupid woman should take care of her kids properly
  37. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:11 am
    I thought it was funny- in bad taste but no need to file a complant about it.
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    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:12 am
    Hey...whats wrong with that? My moms not a midget and i`m not 400lbs or out of control but im still bigger than my mom and im 12. God that bitch is stupid.
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    monert Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:16 am
    lol what an assh*le.
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:24 am
    RedZeppelin^^^ I think someone said this but the first thing an operator does with 911 is give their name..usually. Come on man.

    Anyway, I would have liked to have heard the whole conversation.

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    Vile. Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:35 am
    Wow. Not everything on this site is a shop. Sure, some things are. But god. I`m sick of it.
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    whs_senior Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:53 am
    first of all, that story was real. It was on the news about a couple of months ago and the only reason you say it is photoshopped is because most of it is cut out. Stupid people being really retarded. IT IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!
    <marquee>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .</marquee>
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    whs_senior Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:53 am
    damn html
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    Razamire Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:55 am
    wahaha that`s funny
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    mee_like_pie Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 9:54 am
    thats dumb
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 9:55 am
    Someone post the whole 911 conversation then.

    And how do you report annoying people on IAB? Because I only come here for the posts.

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    xdonutx Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 10:24 am
    Come on, they got worked up over that?? You can`t say anything nowadays without a lawsuit filed against you. Seriously, what was he supposed to do? You raised the brat, it`s your problem, you deal with it.
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    DanielDude Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 10:27 am
    anyone else then me that rofled at the end of the slo-mo? "iiih.... AHhhhh..." sounded like he squirted :]
  49. Profile photo of DanielDude
    DanielDude Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 10:29 am
    well that was stupid, i commented on the wrong vid..
  50. Profile photo of Lostio
    Lostio Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 10:35 am
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD Genius!

    Seriously, the woman had it coming. I would probably make a joke like that too. I mean, she`s completely wasting police time. 911 is supposed to be called only in state of emergencies. It`s her daughter; if she can`t control her, that`s her problem. Not an emergency AT ALL.

    If I was in his position, I would say something like

    "Ma`am, have you tried grounding her?"

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    krazykyle Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 10:47 am
    can you stop cannibal, he`s just spamming
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    _xKarmax_ Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 10:47 am
    My uncle was discussing the other day that the English make jokes at any situation to make light of things. Okay, yeah these guys weren`t English and he took things a bit far but I think that`s why most people from the UK would laugh at this and most people from other countries are going "Omg that`s not funny"...
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    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 11:05 am
    Woot45, are you high? :-) just asking.
  54. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 11:25 am
    wow he should be fired.
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    DonEstebon Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 11:39 am
    wow... I wouldve told him yes. and then hung up and smacked my daughter upside the head with a frying pan. just for good measure.:-)
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 11:49 am
    tsk tsk tsk...
  57. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 11:56 am
    XD lol.
  58. Profile photo of backdraft123
    backdraft123 Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    i LOLed for sure. that was awesome. i love being a smart ass.
  59. Profile photo of carnivia2
    carnivia2 Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 12:17 pm
    The only way that could have been funnier is if she said yes :-P
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    southpaw101 Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    lol
  61. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 12:24 pm
    XD Lol. Uh huh.
  62. Profile photo of jmbrch4507
    jmbrch4507 Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    911 operators get a lot of prank calls all the time. I bet he thought it was a prank and wanted to be funny too...
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    jennam Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    Oooh... Yeah... Um, Mike is it? Yeah... Uh... (sighs) Bad timing, dude.
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    glocktypus Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    Don`t realy think that is worth a 911 call, I feel bad for the kid, but he is reallly a moron too, again proof people all over the world are getting dumber...
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    trello Male 30-39
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    August 30, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    I can`t believe the guy didn`t have the brain-cells to think about his actions before making that joke, but the caller didn`t have to fly off the handle. Some parents would probably take it as humour, but cracking a joke like that to a stranger on the phone is a bit careless.

    I also can`t believe he didn`t use a very simple statement such as "Oh, what I meant to say was to give her a shot, as in a sedative. Did you seriously think I meant `shoot her with a gun`? Oh! I can see the misunderstanding!" to get himself off the hook. - Much better than saying `It`s a joke`

    Cannibal. You suck!

  66. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 12:42 pm
    I`ve heard the whole thing too. A lot was cut out. She basically goes on and on about not being able to control the kid much longer before the operator makes the comment. He was trying to lighten the mood because there was nothing he could do, seeing how the call was an obvious waste of time. The woman is a lazy bitch.
  67. Profile photo of gremos
    gremos Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    sense of humour is an asset in a job like 911 operator. I think he/she should be given a raise and promotion.

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    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    ^^^ Amen to that
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    narlycharlie Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    When you have a job like that, answering emergency calls all day, I wouldnt blame someone for a joke like that.
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    flyguy Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 1:18 pm
    LOL.. that was pretty funny. It`s been said already but I`ll say it again.. that lady should not have called 911 because she can`t control her daughter!! She should perhaps stop feeding her daughter McDonald`s for dinner everynight! Kudo`s to the operator for having a backbone!
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    mark87fndr Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 1:39 pm
    The guy didn`t get fired. All he got was a warning or something like that.

    Im gonna give that mom a mushroom tattoo.

    AMERICA, drat YEAH.

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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 1:50 pm
    That would make a good episode of CSI X3 girl ends up shot...the prime suspect? THE COMEDIAN OPERATOR dun dun dun...
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 1:56 pm
    good joke, bad timing.
    Good joke, bad parenting.
    How important is this lady`s complaint if she has the time for all of that bitching? if she wadn`t done such a bad job of parenting ion the first place, this wouldn`t be a problem.
    "help officer! i gave my dog speed and now its freaking out!!"
    Quit bitching
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    andyman123 Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:02 pm
    Wow cannibal, you must be a genious if you can tell what conversation is real or not real by PIXELS.

    PS:I didnt know that you could use photoshop to change voices

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    Enohead Male 40-49
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:09 pm
    I think it was a legitimate question.
  76. Profile photo of andyman123
    andyman123 Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:09 pm
    Hey check out the blog on terrible beautys! guess whos there! AND ITS THE EXACT SAME POST!!!
  77. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:15 pm
    :| -_- i guessed.
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    pumpie2 Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:20 pm
    lol how did she know his name?? and its not that hard to control a twelve year old unless they have a mental disorder or sumut.....
  79. Profile photo of Kalishpa
    Kalishpa Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:46 pm
    Lol pretty funny!
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    smurfette69 Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 2:58 pm
    i like smurfs
  81. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:00 pm
    that mike sounds like a funny guy!ha ha!

    but it wasnt a very appropriate time to crack a joke

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    wave7666 Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    There cops, they can do two things, cuff her, or shoot her.

    I think the guy made a practical statment.

    Wth did the woman want the cops to do to her daughter? Sit her down and give her a good talking to? I remember I got into a huge fight with my father, and being the idiot that my mother was she called the cops. I got dragged away in cuffs because I was attacking him.

    If the daughter was doing something like that, that is exactly what the cops would do.

    Cops don`t give talking tos, the arrest people. End of story. And they wouldn`t give two poos to dragging a twelve year old crazy girl out of her house in cuffs.

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    wave7666 Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    Sh*ts
  84. Profile photo of runt514
    runt514 Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 3:17 pm
    Thats awesome. She is calling because she can`t handle a 12 year old girl. Ummm, NOT A 911 CALL. people really need to learn thier local police station #, and stop calling 911. Good for him.
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    PrKitty Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 4:10 pm
    I think that they should shoot the daughter. If you can`t handle the child and you call 911 that often that you piss off a dispatcher, then drat you and your out of control kid.
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 4:12 pm
    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA
  87. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 4:24 pm
    If I was "Mike" I would do the same thing. Why do you need a police officer for a 12 year old?
  88. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 4:26 pm
    Don`t be so sure, the 12 year old might be attacking her. If I was him I would ask if the 12 year old was attacking or doing anything illegal, which the 12 y old probably wasn`t...
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    ghosty13 Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    "that`s not funny mike" XD
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    danielfolsom Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    it`s kinda strange - I mean I think she deserved it ... you don`t call the POLICE so you can get help parenting your daughter.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 5:29 pm
    She called 911 because she can`t control a 12 year old that`s as big as she is? ....Okay.
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    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    Lmao....
  93. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 5:59 pm
    he was probably drunk. or an idiot. hahaha
  94. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    well i don`t blame the guy cause it`s really a stupid complaint or emergency or whatever.
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    klkl Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 6:30 pm
    people like that should die

    *turns around and starts laughing*

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    bianchi Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    and cannibal, that made my day. ROFL
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    excelman Male 30-39
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    August 30, 2006 at 7:18 pm
    If it`s "My daughter`s got a gun and is going to kill me", I would call 911.
    If it`s "My daughter`s got a bomb", I would call 911
    If it`s "my daughter`s out of control", I would call Dr Phil
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    twizzler01 Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 7:27 pm
    ^true if you 12 YEAR OLD is out of control that is NOT a emergency you dont call 911 they cant do nuthin really except take her away and if her mom WANTS that she needs help its her daughter she should have raised her right in the first place dude if i was him i would have made that joke cuz that mom needs serious help anyway
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    lima_bean Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:09 pm
    this was on the news in my area. thats not the whole convorsation and yes it was real and it was in response to the number of parents calling 911 for things like, they couldnt get their child to take a bath or their child was running amock in the house.
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    SleepingRock Female 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:14 pm
    Hahaha! I remember seeing this on the news a while back....I thought it was funny but seriously unproffessional. Im surprised the operater would risk his job like that.
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    lima_bean Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:15 pm
    i would, 911 is for real emergancies, not wastes of space parents.
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    Lazorfish Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 8:42 pm
    ...That`s the reason I am not a 911 operator. I would do that all the time. Why the hell can she not control her 12 year old? It sounds like less of a problem for the police, and more of a problem for Dr.Phil.
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    zzzchubby Male 13-17
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    August 30, 2006 at 9:05 pm
    my dad is a police dispatcher...except he would never say that... but i think that guy is halruis for saying that... i hope they shoot the lady... who called
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 9:42 pm
    Shoot the b\tch!!
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    driftalways Female 18-29
    88 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 10:17 pm
    Reminds me of that girl who called 911 to try and get a date with the police officer she had seen the day before.
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    ale_alue Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:22 pm
    same thing i would have said. seriously, what did she want him to do?
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 12:17 am
    He was pretty stupid for doing that... Geeze.
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    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 12:21 am
    Im a bill collector, so i can really feel for this guy.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 12:43 am
    He should have kept going with it, then she never would have noticed it, and he could have used it to segway into a wry commentary on her parenting-skills... too bad he chickened-out. Or, he could have pretended not to hear her appalled reaction to the comment, and assured her that they`d send a deputy over right away - "hey honey, the police are coming over to shoot you!!" Yeah, that`d shut the little bitch up.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 12:45 am
    And Deport Pedro!
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    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 1:20 am
    I have no sympathy for parents who cannot control their children and have to use POLICE FORCE to compensate for their own crappiness.

    He probably lost his job for saying what he did, but I can`t say I blame him one bit.

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    banana_benda Male 40-49
    144 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 1:47 am
    wasn`t the 12 yo that needed shooting
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    wolfpup13 Female 13-17
    67 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 3:30 am
    i remember seeing that on the news.....funny, but very immature for the guys job
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    eisenmann Male 13-17
    13 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 10:07 am
    Haha this was on the news in Philidelphia even the anchors though it was funny as hell :-D
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 10:51 am
    First of all it doesnt matter what the situation was. The dispatcher said the wrong thing, and it was recorded. It should count against him. He doesnt know the situation. The girl could be on drugs, or she could have a kitchen knife.

    ANd for those people who say its her problem. If a woman calls in and says her husband is out of control, do you make the sme comment? She could be geting beat..hey, it is her problem becasue it`s her husband and she should control him? Forget the police.

    Hopefully you wont be in a situation someday where you really need help, and someone makes a joke at your expense. You know I will save you the trouble and do it for you know.

    The next time you are injured or hurt, think of me calling you a dumbazz

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    missknox Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 11:21 am
    Hilarious
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    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 1:58 pm
    i can see why he said that i mean seriously, how are you going to respond to that. you don`t know what she needs
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    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    i can only imagine that this lady is a ho fo sho. First, she probably threatened her daughter that she would call the police if she didn`t march straight to her room. which the daughter replies, "prove it". so unable to backdown from pride of eating her own words, she dials, makes it seem like a graver emergency that the daughter is physically fit to drop her mom. IT wasn`t an emergency for that lady to be calling. She created a whole different case with the operator before even solving her prior "emergency"

    well she can burn in hell with the lights off.

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    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 6:05 pm
    hahahaha bitch
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    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 9:34 pm
    haha
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    IAmSophistry Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 9:40 pm
    He`s my hero.
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    lima_bean Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 31, 2006 at 11:20 pm
    ROFL marchhare you are a true fool. the lady was calling in complaint to her kid because she could not control him. he was acting out of turn. it was on the news and it was nothing like an abusive husband which is miles away from a parent that cant control a kid. stfu faig.
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    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 1:23 am
    ^^^i agree...with marchhare that is.

    forget to read the part where he says that it doesn`t matter the situation. So the police officer assumes shes over-reacting to the lack of control she has for her 12 yr old daughter, (correctly i might add; im pretty sure the kid wasn`t on drugs) YET, what if he assumed incorrectly, and ends up making sly remarks to a person who is in dire danger.

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    Jessicaaah Female 18-29
    131 posts
    September 1, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    Okay first of all, I haven`t heard the whole audio. But from what I have seen from these responses, which I am going to assume are accurate, the mother was going on for a while, bitching about her daughter.

    In which case the dispatcher didn`t assume anything. The conversation was, as we`ve already established, much longer and it`s been noted that before he even made that comment, the mother had already gone on a rant about her daughter doing something that didn`t require police at all.

    And so he didn`t assume anything, he already understood that the situation was ridiculous and made the comment after he`d established that.

    Anyways, I like this Mike character.

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    kraimer Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY .... and cannibal and jamal jones are hilarious no matter what anyone says lol
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    Mrs_C Female 18-29
    40 posts
    September 2, 2006 at 8:44 pm
    overreacted.....if you are calling 911 about your 12 year old, you got problems...
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    Gammon_Rod Male 13-17
    431 posts
    September 13, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    Hahaha...nice
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    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    These types of things wouldnt happen if she would just pull out the belt every once in a while and put the kid in their place...*sigh*
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    Connor6210 Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 11, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    nice i love it

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