15 (Other) Uses for Vodka

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago
http://www.drinkoftheweek.com/blog/2006/06/27/15-other-uses-for-vodka/

So versatile.
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Male 245
v_wilkes85:

I don`t like alchohol because it makes my dad beat the poo out of my mom, ok?

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Male 5
^^ Yep! I thought that too. It is pretty ironic!!
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Female 39
Does anyone find it ironic that it makes you puke and helps you clean it up =P Those are the mornings you wake up saying " oh god im never drinking again"
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Female 357
On a vodka comercial:
"...And don`t worry about those hangovers! Just get a little bit of that leftover vodka and scrub clean! Then just simply blot dry!" (fast voice) "Please drink responcibly"
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Female 16
doesnt anyone else find it ironic that VODKA cleans VOMIT stains? with no cause there would be no effect.
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Female 413
Rockstrongo "the only message here is that vodka is a poison.... funny how people drink it... ha"

All alcohol is a poison.

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Male 608
#16 Add severl Jiggers to Mel Gibson to get out his true feelings...
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Male 2,372
^^ Exactly...don`t forget the razor blade soaked in Vodka also.
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Male 208
Finally, some excuses I can give to my boss!
"No sir, I`m not drunk, I use vodka in my shampoo, I use it to wash my face, and as a cleaner for my shades."
Yes... that`ll go over smoothly...
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Female 1,007
Hooray for vodka! :-D
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Female 818
It doesn`t kill bees any more than water does. After all, I saw it on TV. :P
I missed other episodes, though, so I don`t know how it works on foot odor.
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Male 1,265
I`d just like to say that recently I tried the last one about the tooth with Bacardi. It`s the same %alcohol as Vodka (37.5%) and it worked a charm.
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Female 2,552
I never knew that before lol.
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Male 2,781
VINEGAR DOES EVERYTHING BETTER THAN VODKA DOES. WITH ONE EXCEPTION.. GETTING WASTED. VINEGAR CURES YOU OF THAT.
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Male 137
Wow, most of this stuff sounds very useful if you dont have stuff to replace it with, such as the stain remover technique thingy.
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Male 381
Most of this is true of wiskey aswell though and probaly the same with any strong sprit
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Male 381
To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The Solvent dissolves adhesive.

No thats not right
to remove bandage painlessly, saturate stomic with vodka. You`l be to drunk to notice the pain

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Female 205
that sounds like you could really get a lot from vodka
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Female 368
Desie, a jigger is the same as a shot.

Rockstrongo: "the only message here is that vodka is a poison.... funny how people drink it... ha"

Actually, that`s the reason people drink it. Intoxication is just what it sounds like: your blood is poisoned by the alcohol, and your liver has to get all the toxins out in order for you to sober up. That`s why people get hangovers (dehydration caused by your body expelling the toxins through urine), and why you can die of alcohol poisoning if you drink too much. It`s just a very weak, slow poison. And there`s your science lesson for the day.

As to the list, there`s nothing on there that couldn`t be accomplished much more cheaply by standard rubbing alcohol.

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Male 374
jayceeen stole my joke poo
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Female 190
PSh.F*ck using it to get rid of tooth pain.Just get drunk.
(Sorry if someone said this,Too lazy to check)
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Male 38
Oh, and all those coke myths are completely fake.
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Male 38
The Mythbusters tested some of these, the use as a bee killer, poison ivy cure, and foot odor cure. The only one that worked was the foot odor. The poison ivy and bee killer is just garbage. Water kills more bees than vodka.
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Female 36
I`d rather drink it.
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Female 519
Huh, I didn`t know any of those. Interesting.
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Female 3,696
I`ve just had a thought. If Vodka gets rid of vomit stains then by all means...when you throw up, it should just desolve and clean itself up dammit.
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Female 78
I wish I was old enough to drink alcholic begverages.
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Male 1,420
no, i just laughed at the word.
im wondering which is more deadly.... coke or vodka?
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Female 576
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.

am i the only 1 who doesnt know what a jigger is?

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Male 224
when this happens, it only proves that you are drinking a household cleaner
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Female 1,784
this is neat, I just sent it out to my friends now
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Female 18
They store ginger in a big jar filled with vodka at the place I used to work at. Stung like hell when I had to reach in there to get ginger out (of course, that could have been because of the ginger itself).
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Male 403
why pay so much for a bottle of vodka when you can get alcohol solution at pharmacy at a much much cheaper price? sheesh
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Male 1,478
safety razor blades?
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Female 1,972
^ my fave is Vodka & NyQuil, it`s stuffy nose, stumbly, coughing, achy, fever, "I just want to pass the hell out" cold cure.
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Male 904
"5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry." Oh, the irony!

I got a few of my own: Vodka & Red Bull, Vodka & Coke, Vodka & Cranberry Juice (Known as a `Woo Woo` in England), Vodka & Orange juice, Vodka & Vodka...

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Male 1,030
I still like the #1 use.. you know, drinking it..
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Male 331
the only message here is that vodka is a poison.... funny how people drink it... ha
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Female 1,972
Vodka the cause & cure for vomit stains.

Actually any clear liquid alcohol can be substituted, but vodka has the added plus of being near odorless- especially when dry.

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Female 46
5,Spray vodka on vomit stains,scrub with a brush and then blot dry.
Is that after you`ve had too much of it to drink,then???
=^..^=
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Male 62
pour*
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Male 62
forgot to add use 16 pur vodka in bottle soak a rag in keroseen put rag in bottle light wahlah molatove roostertail also works well with gas
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Male 39
Hell everclear does the same thing. Its the alcohol that works all of these wonders, not the impurities. My insides should be squeaky clean< and completely devoid of bees>
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Male 148
i wonder if it matters if it is grain or potato vodka?
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Female 162
Doesn`t sound any worse than those energy drinks we rot our teeth with =}
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Male 410
Has anyone ever tried a vodka enema? A W E S O M E
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Male 391
thanks to the mythbusters, i can say that some of those are fake
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Female 45
"Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them." And we drink this?
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Male 66
i think vodka is kinda of expensive to be used as a cleaner or any other crazy use...ill stick to getting hammered
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Male 140
Thats the best use for it Sway
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Female 501
ive seen most of these :-<
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Female 3,696
You know what else vodka is good for? Getting drunk.
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Male 2,958
according to mythbusters, vodka doesn`t kill bees. They touched the poison ivy one too, but I can`t remember the outcome.
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Male 39
:-D
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Male 140
my shampoo is gonna get me drunk, and I`m gonna go play with some jellyfish like I always wanted :)
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Male 10,115
Link: 15 (Other) Uses for Vodka [Rate Link] - So versatile.
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