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Date: 07/28/06 02:02 AM

51 Responses to Wishmaster – The Misheard Lyrics

  1. Profile photo of Jessiquita
    Jessiquita Female 18-29
    55 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 12:10 am
    Link: Wishmaster - The Misheard Lyrics - A mondegreen made into a video.
  2. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:06 am
    *falls asleep*boring,but im tired
  3. Profile photo of hunwa
    hunwa Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:06 am
    first and uhhh
    i liek the ice ice baby and the baby got back one sbetter i think they were made by different peopel tho
  4. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:10 am
    IM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Profile photo of kable
    kable Male 13-17
    140 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:12 am
    I`m first in the other posts...
  6. Profile photo of kable
    kable Male 13-17
    140 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:13 am
    Bahhhh!
  7. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:16 am
    but im first here so ha
  8. Profile photo of archermitch
    archermitch Male 13-17
    66 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:28 am
    this isnt working for me its all white.
  9. Profile photo of sportsguy69
    sportsguy69 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 3:24 am
    metal sux balls.
  10. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 4:50 am
    I liked it...
  11. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:21 am
    wat horrid genre is that? ugh
  12. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:24 am
    YAYYYYY Nightwishhhhhhhhh =D=D=D
    sonata arctica are better tho
  13. Profile photo of BortKarlson
    BortKarlson Male 18-29
    19 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:39 am
    Hahah that`s so well done! Cracked me up good. Well, it`s because it`s Goth Rock (and I hate it) but my ex-girlfriend loved this song so I know it. It deserved this kind of spoofing, lol.
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    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 7:09 am
    hehe "steven seagul" was my favourtie bit...then it got boring
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    benjbenj Male 30-39
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    July 28, 2006 at 7:24 am
    Oh yeah, the child fired the apprentice for farming. Quite rightly so.
  16. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2006 at 9:03 am
    NO FARMING
  17. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 9:04 am
    i hate that song too, there are really good Fallout Boy interpretations
  18. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    381 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 10:05 am
    My ear`s hurt, Mummy please make it stop.
    Funny vid though, a dentist... lol
  19. Profile photo of DHF
    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 10:37 am
    That was pretty funny
  20. Profile photo of Cyanic
    Cyanic Male 13-17
    388 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 12:05 pm
    I <3 Nightwish, but that was still pretty funny..
  21. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 12:06 pm
    lmao "hard porn will find a whip"
  22. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    haha thats kwl i liked it =)
  23. Profile photo of masterdavid
    masterdavid Male 13-17
    53 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    Nightwish > Everyone else
  24. Profile photo of ListerStorm
    ListerStorm Male 18-29
    162 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 5:14 pm
    f*cking amazing, song was great too!!
    hamster, a dentist, hard porn, steven seagall. warrior, this rifle, in me, the fishmaster
  25. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 5:16 pm
    Meh.

    I don`t care much for Nightwish really, but I liked the "This rifle, in me the fishmaster" bit.

  26. Profile photo of zeta1501
    zeta1501 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    Nightwish on paras! I like that song but its not one of their best ones. That was only a bit funny.
  27. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 5:45 pm
    how long can a person really watch this. I got the point 5 seconds in
  28. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    loved it
  29. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2006 at 7:15 pm
    righto i sure hope that wasn`t in english because if so i should start making a list of bands who suck so much you can`t understand them list.
  30. Profile photo of irred
    irred Female 13-17
    695 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 8:36 pm
    lmao, these translations of crappy bands are hilarious
  31. Profile photo of lizzybee16
    lizzybee16 Female 18-29
    341 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 8:56 pm
    ha ha hard porn... i still can`t get that steven seagull out of my head. or the fish master...
  32. Profile photo of Pontuki
    Pontuki Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 10:50 pm
    god, I love this type of stuff!!! So random and stuff, where they screw with the lyrics and draw dinky pictures and stuff... makes me smile
  33. Profile photo of GraveCicada
    GraveCicada Female 13-17
    172 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 11:59 pm
    NO FARMING!

    lmao!

  34. Profile photo of mmt
    mmt Female 18-29
    13 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 12:23 am
    Lol, thats awesome.
  35. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 7:39 am
    Great, now I can`t get that song out of my head.
  36. Profile photo of perigee
    perigee Male 18-29
    82 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 8:03 am
    Full marks! That was class!

    But whaddya have against guitar solos?

  37. Profile photo of dreamer_x
    dreamer_x Female 18-29
    12 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 8:53 am
    i thought was really funny lol especially the old man lookin at his watch cos the instrumentals took ages that did it for me
  38. Profile photo of Robinski9
    Robinski9 Female 30-39
    67 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    That`s the best thing that ever happened to me. I was laughing so hard that I was crying. :)
  39. Profile photo of guanatos
    guanatos Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    nordic metal bands kick ass... :D hahaha Fiiiishmaster
  40. Profile photo of 26334833
    26334833 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    Opera + Goth Rock + darn long guitar solo < Opera + Goth Rock + fake lyrics + illustrations

    Anybody know the original lyrics?

  41. Profile photo of Lockee
    Lockee Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    What the hell?
  42. Profile photo of Oke
    Oke Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 30, 2006 at 5:27 am
    Sounds ok with right lyrics:

    Master!
    Apprentice!
    Heartborne, 7th Seeker
    Warrior!
    Disciple!
    In me the Wishmaster

    Elbereth
    Lorien

    A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
    On a journey to storyteller`s mind
    Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in him
    Distant sigh from a lonely heart
    "I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi"
    Grey Havens my destiny

    Master!...

    Silvara
    Starbreeze

    Sla-Mori the one known only by Him
    To august realms, the sorcery within
    If you hear the call of arcane lore,
    Your world shall rest on Earth no more
    A maiden elf calling with her cunning song
    "Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"
    Heartborne will find the way!

    Master!...

    Wishmaster
    Crusade for Your will
    A child, dreamfinder
    The Apprentice becoming...

    etc..

  43. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    NIGHTWISH KICK @SS!! Been one of my favorite bands for a long time!

    I loved that part about where they said "Hard porn will find a whip" lmmfao!!

  44. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    lol "no farming","the fish master","hard porn will find a whip", "ZEEEEBERA!!!"
  45. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 5:24 pm
    lmao I liked that
  46. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 11:30 am
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant belive u plp didnt like it
  47. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 11:32 am
    all da way up there


  48. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    lol i bet its the hidden lyrics for the song revealed!!
  49. Profile photo of spitebaby
    spitebaby Female 13-17
    170 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 2:51 pm
    haha awesome
  50. Profile photo of albinoguy11
    albinoguy11 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    Aliens ate my cake.
  51. Profile photo of Demeth
    Demeth Male 18-29
    12 posts
    December 22, 2006 at 10:44 pm
    That was awesome.

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