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Date: 07/31/06 02:10 AM

69 Responses to Triumph goes to American Idol

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 8:09 pm
    Link: Triumph goes to American Idol - He rips the hopeful contestants.
  2. Profile photo of slaine
    slaine Male 13-17
    391 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 2:22 am
    triumph sucks. anyone can make a living insulting anyone with a puppet.
  3. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 2:31 am
    HOW DARE U SAY THAT!?!?!?!?! TRIUMPH ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 2:35 am
    hooray for the pensilvania douche
  5. Profile photo of beanboy
    beanboy Male 13-17
    321 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 2:43 am
    Hahahaa,ah. That show sucks after auditions.
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    smurfette69 Female 18-29
    300 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 2:54 am
    triumph rocks, american idol sucks...did not watch it though, it was 15 minutes long.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 3:20 am
    agree with slaine
  8. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 3:29 am
    Triumph Rocks but Conan sucks....
  9. Profile photo of st_00023
    st_00023 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 3:48 am
    LOL!!! too bad i missed the 10:00 news that day...
  10. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 4:08 am
    oh boy...hes gay. thats what i say!
  11. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 4:23 am
    That`s the funniest shizneyat ever.
  12. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 5:15 am
    rofl. i never watch the show but that was hilarious!
  13. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 6:09 am
    If you didn`t watch the whole thing you should...He said "pussy" on the news.
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    mijjman Male 13-17
    87 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 6:12 am
    triumph is crap but some of the bits were
    smile-able
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    schnouzi Female 13-17
    56 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 6:56 am
    I watched the whole thing and spat out my drink at some moments--especially when Jesus passed by! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
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    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 7:21 am
    :) i like that rottweiler. Did I spell that right?
  17. Profile photo of obe
    obe Female 18-29
    99 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 8:00 am
    i could only get about 60 seconds into it...
    what a terrible unfunny rip off of Ed the Sock...
  18. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 10:07 am
    Lmao
  19. Profile photo of MrEman
    MrEman Male 18-29
    329 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 10:33 am
    `you should see the sights, like PEARL HARBOUR`

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahaahahhaha. i turned it off after that. what is this sh|t?

  20. Profile photo of kidncaboodl
    kidncaboodl Female 30-39
    40 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 10:42 am
    This utterly hilarious; completely worth the 15 minutes... I was weeping with laughter for the last 5. Who IS this puppeteer? Too, too funny.
  21. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 12:01 pm
    i thought it was crap.. not funny just insulting people
  22. Profile photo of SPERMBUBBLE
    SPERMBUBBLE Male 18-29
    125 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 12:14 pm
    "you`re a star. And by that I mean a large gaseous object you can see from miles away"
    Classic
  23. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    LOL. "Youre a star, and by that I mean a large gassy object you can see far away."
  24. Profile photo of chickensmoo
    chickensmoo Female 13-17
    386 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 12:53 pm
    lol i loved it. the beginning was really funny, and when they had Jesus passing by, i had to watch it a couple of times before i got it lol
    but i`m from pennsylvania, and i`m a bit ashamed of that guy...then again, justin guarini was from PA too, and not only that, but he went to the same school district as me! ooh what now...

    no but really, that was funny :)

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    narlycharlie Male 13-17
    130 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 1:18 pm
    Very funny. I wonder why those people talk into the microphone, it looks like it is made of styrofoam.
  26. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 1:21 pm
    Love it. This is my favorite though. It`s only the second part. I couldn`t find the rest.
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    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    YO
  28. Profile photo of FallxOutxBoy
    FallxOutxBoy Female 13-17
    27 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    Hahaha.
    Oh Triumph.
    The best part was when Jesus walked by when that lady was singing Amazing Grace.
  29. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 1:43 pm
    i luv Connan and Triumph
    I liked the part where the lady sand Amazing Grace
  30. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 1:59 pm
    hahahaha stop saying he sucks. it was really funny
  31. Profile photo of dietsoda
    dietsoda Female 13-17
    138 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 2:06 pm
    Lol, I love that little doggy!
  32. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 2:30 pm
    I also feel so sad for people on those reality shows ( low grade actors) I can`t watch...
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    BeachBum0694 Female 18-29
    285 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 2:39 pm
    lmao, that was real comedy right there. i still cant believe they put him on the news. lol
  34. Profile photo of alknick
    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    Conan and Triumph are the best!
  35. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    `triumph` should be NEUTERED !!!!! whoever thought that idea up should be SHOT !!! by NO Means is the stuff that fu**king puppet does is funny .. just insulting !! bunch of Douches as far as im concerned and i dont give a crap about American Idol either !! stupid show as far as im concerned !!!
  36. Profile photo of YourHoNess
    YourHoNess Male 18-29
    85 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    Mystic, I think its humorous. Simply for the fact that he is saying what I feel about many of those individuals trying out. Now, devil`s advocate would say it takes a lot of courage for those individuals to try out. Hey, it also took a little bit of courage for some dude to put a puppet on his hand and go into a crowd of die hard American Idol fans just to insult them. Brilliant, I wouldnt go that far, but, its pretty damn funny. And he is going to the bank with it, i am sure.
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    myrtlemagik Male 30-39
    33 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    This is a clear expample of the difference from American commedy and foreign commedy. I could`nt stop laughing.
  38. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    332 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 4:52 pm
    triumph does kinda suck. american idol is much worse though
  39. Profile photo of Xxayna
    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    This was funny, but if you want to see the greatest Triumph skit ever, check this out. It`s an oldie but a goodie!

    Triumph with Bon Jovi: http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-1254553550156876585&sourceid=zeitgeist

  40. Profile photo of oops_you_die
    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 6:12 pm
    That was the funniest thing I have ever seen on IAB =DDD
  41. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
    154 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 6:33 pm
    that drating dog! i love it and hate it at the same time...
  42. Profile photo of BusH8r7905
    BusH8r7905 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 7:35 pm
    its old, i have it on the Best of Triumph DVD but you know what it is still fluckin hilarious! The part that gets me cracking up every time is the weather report "Oh no! 3 full days of shade!" that is so fluckin hilarious!!!
  43. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 9:29 pm
    Extremely funny...
  44. Profile photo of alik1986
    alik1986 Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    this is sooo funny....i was literally crying with laughter. I lvoe this dog
  45. Profile photo of NayNay46
    NayNay46 Male 13-17
    92 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 9:48 pm
    that was really long
  46. Profile photo of tatervent
    tatervent Male 18-29
    373 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 10:17 pm
    Ha ha ha, i love sterotypical jokes... like "see the sights, like PEARL HARBOR! Thats right! I BLAME YOU!... to the asian people

  47. Profile photo of tatervent
    tatervent Male 18-29
    373 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 10:18 pm
    ohh and the weather part was cool to... "im just going to say what the rest of america is thinking "Hawaii is a PUSSY"

    and tonight is dry and pleasent "for me thats a something contradiction"

    or something like that.

  48. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 10:21 pm
    Ha, fifteen minutes? My attention span isn`t even that long :-P.
  49. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 1:50 am
    !!!!!
    TRIUMPH RULES
  50. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 2:26 am
    If triumph got near me, I`d wail on the guy holding it.
  51. Profile photo of dragon91
    dragon91 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 6:10 am
    I love that dog. lol

    ~dragon~

  52. Profile photo of mashimaro_1
    mashimaro_1 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 8:29 am
    that black dude was awesome!
  53. Profile photo of Aigidh
    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 10:24 am
    Lmao Triumph rocks! I bet those news anchors were regretting putting him on.
  54. Profile photo of mrwnt
    mrwnt Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 4:11 pm
    one of the funniest things i`ve seen in a while
  55. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    15 1/2 mins??!!
  56. Profile photo of Kevim
    Kevim Male 13-17
    53 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 8:08 pm
    That was hilarious. And none of you sensitive drats can deny that. I mean come on, I have actually got insulted by the puppet, yet I still laugh when I see some of his stuff.

    p.s. If you ever see Triumph either a.) Walk away slowly b.) Do not get mad or say anything at all to him, he will only rip on you harder and longer.

  57. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:41 pm
    Triumph Rocks but Conan and Idol sucks.
  58. Profile photo of NayNay46
    NayNay46 Male 13-17
    92 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:54 pm
    meh.... its 2 long
  59. Profile photo of teeny0584
    teeny0584 Female 18-29
    192 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 11:08 pm
    i loved the part when Jesus walked by...and there was one other part before that I thought was pretty funny, but as soon as the Jesus part happened I forgot it. lol. I can`t stand Triumph, but I like Conan....even tho I don`t watch tv. The hubby does and sometimes I catch little bits of his show during the reruns in the evening. funny...
  60. Profile photo of HiyashiChan
    HiyashiChan Female 13-17
    54 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 11:47 pm
    Hehe. Funny.
  61. Profile photo of stevo292
    stevo292 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    (HUGE BREATH)
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    jesus thing rocked i know this is out of contex but in family guy jesus is funny

  62. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 7:39 pm
    triumph sucks. anyone can make a living insulting anyone with a puppet.

    ^^^^

    you were bullied at school by kermit the frog right?

    this was the funniest thing ive seen for a while possibly the best thing on IAB

  63. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 7:43 pm
    he doesnt just insult them though, he insults them with witty remarks. Not just random insults anyone can do that he is a proper comedian.
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    s9b1j420 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 11:00 pm
    This was one of the funniest things I have seen in a while especially the weather part if u didn`t enjoy this u need some serious therapy because obviously u have no sense of humor!!!
  65. Profile photo of lookitshiny
    lookitshiny Female 13-17
    32 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 4:36 am
    Stupid, yet oddly funny... :-?
  66. Profile photo of IPOST
    IPOST Female 18-29
    101 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 1:59 am
    It was all drating hilarious....

    Those of you who are F**king gay and saying it sucks...go suck a big fat D***. Triumph is great, and so is Conan.

  67. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 3:16 pm
    that was truly awesome
  68. Profile photo of aaronmatthew
    aaronmatthew Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 16, 2007 at 10:25 pm
    That was a fun time...I was in those skits....I was offered a horse`s rectum....no thank you. I also sang though. If you want to hear the real stuff, check out www.aaronMatthew.org or www.myspace.com/aaronMatthew
  69. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    December 29, 2007 at 6:02 pm
    OMFG ROFLMFAO

    *jesus passes by* "forget it... its never gonna happen..." LOLz!!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED AND LITERALLY FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR!

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