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No wonder why you have a lonely di.ck...
No one can find it under all that layer of blubber. And trust me, no one will want to go near it, only a desperate fool.
But never fear, there are many a-desperate fools out there. So you just might get lucky.
Just know that the people who frequent these sites, especially the younger children, do not understand anything. They are too busy acting like adults (sadly, the adults are nothing to imitate these days...them being complete idiots themselves for the most part.)Oh, and they are too busy having babies, abortions, doing drugs, learning tricks on their skateboards, and eating at fast food joints.
Yea, this world is headed down hill, but I`m one of the people who realizes this, and I`m glad you do as well..
Why do so many of you blame man for this.? Sure us monkeys are self destructive but this happens all the time. With or without mans intervantion, mutationd happen reguardless. Natures a bitch...accept it!
There was a pet store we used to go to when i was little, that recently got closed (new manager and peta non-nice individuals where always there), used to sell one ore two 2 headed turtles every year, apparently 2 heads are a common mutation in turtles, its just that most die. Survival of the fittest!
people just b1tch on this but dont do ne thing
I can`t take credit for that, it was all cahalla
Please shut up...just stop.
that was a great post.
lol kinda sad.. but more funny =)
Mutations happen all the time, and, depending on your beleifs, it could be what created us. Sometimes it just goes for the extreme I guess.
Also, I remember I once read an article about conjoined things. Sometimes the egg in the womb doesn`t split completely for whatever reason, and what would be a complete twin is now an extra part, or the twin is attached. Whether it`s natural or not is up for you all to discuss.
"Jessica Alba almost takes a dump on her own doggy"
hmm...celebs these days...
Its not that weird when you`ve heard the full story of it, it was real but there was a pretty simple explantion.. i remember reading about it somewhere.. either the brain was still left intact when it was beheaded.. or the part of the brain responsible for movement wasnt cut off... or something like that. It didnt live that long after either.. how the heck would it have been able to eat without a mouth :|
Why do you think I called myself videogamer?
i don`t want to be a bitch, cause we DO mess up the enviroment (sp?), but most of these things are caused by normal hormones in over/underdose. by adding a protein called `sonic` (i thought it was) something like the face is pulled further outward, creating 2 faces, like the two faced cat on this page. creatures like that cat, five legged cow, the two-tongued cat, three headed turtle and the seven-legged frog are probably caused by this protein under/overdose. i don`t know about the two-mouthed fish, but the other cats (the octopussy and the conjoined) are just variations on siamese twins (i think)
not that i ould know
Like someone commented earlier, this also happens to humans.
and yeah, i`d like to have mike as a pet too. it`d win any roosterfight cos i presume it`s opponent would be scared pooless or wander off thinking it`s already won.
Well thats because your known as the guy trying to get out of his avatar. You can`t be both.