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Date: 07/13/06 02:12 AM

57 Responses to The BK Lounge

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    Bucher Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 12:41 am
    Link: The BK Lounge - Dane Cook talking about his first job. Warning: adult language.
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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 2:19 am
    that was good.iliked the end the best.to bad you couldnt see dane cook. the drawings and pictures were lame.but the asian was hot.
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    suicideboy Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 2:21 am
    I can`t Hear You BK Broiler!!!!!!!!!!
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    slaine Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2006 at 2:36 am
    aw man, i love dane cook
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    aloha10951 Female 13-17
    284 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 3:31 am
    that was funny "where do you go?? you follow the one drating road that goes to me... no you go 8 miles to the texaco meet hank who will take you to the whopper lair you have 10 mins go"
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    Slipknot4lyf Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2006 at 3:49 am
    That was freaking hilarious, ... WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 4:08 am
    Hahahahha- Dane Cook is the best comedian of all time, Carlos Mencia is close.
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    Dizzy_K Male 13-17
    425 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 4:11 am
    Dane Cook rocks. Theres something about when he swears loud, anything he swears/screams can make me my day :-)
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    mayiaskwho Female 18-29
    55 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 5:28 am
    It`s so funny it had me crying, even though I`ve heard it before, its ALWAYS funny. Go Dane Cook! I CANT HEAR YOU BURGER KING!!!!
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 5:34 am
    I love Dane Cook <3! Comedy snobs are annoying. Just enjoy the funny!!
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2006 at 7:13 am
    that was so funny!

    has anyone seen the BK advert where the king puts some glasses on like superman and suddenly no-one knows its him, then he just takes them off and a kid goes "Look, it`s the Burger King!!!1"

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    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 8:28 am
    My God tht was funny!! haha! i had friggin tears in my eyes!
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    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 8:59 am
    This was done by a couple of collage students dane cook + collage students = no surprise
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    ajax1829 Male 30-39
    206 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 9:00 am
    this has been my favorite dane cook bit for years... funny funny poo...

    sufi!!!

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    Runner15 Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 10:08 am
    I CANT HEAR YOU BK BROILER! Haha I love Dane Cook.
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    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 10:31 am
    awww man that stuff is funny. i`m gonna call it the bk lounge from now on. :-)
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    haxxorz Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2006 at 11:12 am
    "pickels..........?!?!?!?!?!soy sauce on my pussy.........?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?pickels...extra cheese"

    freakin` hiarious

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    TheSentinel Male 18-29
    49 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 11:14 am
    woah ajax, calm down, the filter has feelings too you kno...
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    neeley2009 Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 11:42 am
    Dane Cook is one of the best I`ve heard, although Mitch Hedberg is right with him.
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    dull_moore Female 13-17
    228 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 11:49 am
    Haha, Dane Cook is awesome. Mitch Hedberg is by far the best though.
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    dull_moore Female 13-17
    228 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 11:49 am
    Haha, neeley2009, I think Mitch is better. :D
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    IPOST Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 11:53 am
    Dane cook is awsome. But that video licked balls. Corney as all hell.
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    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    OMG that was funny as hell. I work at burger king its HORRIBLE! My first juob also at my wonderful age of 16.. gesh this place sucks ass. They put me on the F-ing cash registure and dont even tell me how to work the thing. Ass holes
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    hatemelater Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    I really don`t see what everybody sees in Dane Cook.
    HE`S NOT FUNNY.

    He caters to his fans and no one but his fans. He makes his fans feel "special." Anybody can think of `comedy` like that. "I can`t hear people in the drive-thru" has been done for years now. He`s not original; he`s not funny.

    My suggestion: Find someone better. George Carlin, Eddie Izzard, Lewis Black, Oswald Patton, David Cross. God, even Emo Phillips is more original than Dane Cook.

    Dane Cook is a less redneck Larry the Cable Guy (even though Larry was a white collar millionaire from birth.)

    PS: NEVER compare Dane Cook to Mitch Hedberg. That`s a disgrace.

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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    DANE COOK IS THE NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME :-) and to dear old hatemelater, i already hateyounow :-)
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    hatemelater Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    Anyone mildly intelligent would tell you otherwise, cutbullocks.
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    night_watch Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 1:33 pm
    Hah! Has to be one of his best bits... though I enjoy the public restrooms one more. As people have said, the video was crap.
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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    well hatemelater, i have more posts than you so I WIN!~
  29. Profile photo of ajax1829
    ajax1829 Male 30-39
    206 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    hey hatemelater

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    monert Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    LMAO
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    sims2luver Female 13-17
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    July 13, 2006 at 4:52 pm
    I saw Dane Cook on SNL and he is hilarious. That clip actually made me laugh.

    Pickles!!!!!!!!!Extra Pickles!!!!!!!!!

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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!WHOPER NO ONION!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    Hehe, I`ve heard so many Dane Cook jokes at my HS, he`s getting old... even though he`s funny. I remember what my friend use to say... "You know the sound that makes you wanna punch babies? His voice is the sound that makes me wanna punch babies!" or something like that... Still a great comedian!
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    pearljam0307 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 6:16 pm
    I LOVE DANE COOK
  35. Profile photo of ajax1829
    ajax1829 Male 30-39
    206 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 6:23 pm
    Hey he`s a fellow Mass-h-o-l-e!
    Wicked pissah!!!
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    hatemelater Male 13-17
    63 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 6:24 pm
    Maybe if Dane Cook gets some real jokes instead of stories that didn`t happen, he didn`t fake his love for his fans, and he gained some wit, he might be funny.

    Maybe.

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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 6:50 pm
    Hatemelater-"I really don`t see what everybody sees in Dane Cook.
    HE`S NOT FUNNY. "
    THANK YOU SIR!! very correct i mean he is so f*cking over rated. been doing the same sketches every time for like 5 years. i mean sure they are funny the first time. now everyone just walks around saying his little quotes and laughing their asses off . i mean at the beginning of the recording dane is like " yeah so when i was 17 i got my first job at....Burger king" and you can hear like 2 or 3 people f*cking crakcing up in the background! i am just like WTF?! this isnt funny at all? cant we all just watch and listen to some other guy instead of some annoying guy who tells the same jokes.
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    schwebl Male 13-17
    21 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 8:05 pm
    "yea im the bouncer for the bk lounge" (ladies)
    "kool can we get in" (dane)not without coups
    :)
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    dull_moore Female 13-17
    228 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 8:20 pm
    hatemelater, I agree with you only when you say that comaring Dane Cook to Mitch Hedberg is a disgrace. Comparing GOD to Mitch Hedberg is a disgrace. Mitch is TOTLI DA BOMB, LOL.

    "I`d hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat- God damnit, anyway!"

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    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 8:42 pm
    ^^I`m pretty sure God would own mitch,
  41. Profile photo of oumaverick
    oumaverick Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 8:43 pm
    ...after all, God created him and everyone else
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    irred Female 13-17
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    July 13, 2006 at 9:05 pm
    ^^yeah, your right. lmao! that is hilarious though
    "where do you go?" sounds like the people here in my town
  43. Profile photo of ajax1829
    ajax1829 Male 30-39
    206 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 9:05 pm
    Mitch is totally dead folks, get over it. He`s no legend. He was funny, I`ll give you that. But he is no comedy god.

    I`m not saying Cook is, either. I enjoy(ed) both their work.

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    TonyPerkins Male 18-29
    55 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 9:19 pm
    and the pickles....
  45. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 9:20 pm
    We all have different tastes in comedians so don`t argue about it
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    schwebl Male 13-17
    21 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 9:29 pm
    yup
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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 10:17 pm
    thats it, im callin a i-am-bored debate! lets do this! dane cook forever !!!>:O
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 10:40 pm
    "Anyone mildly intelligent would tell you otherwise, cutbullocks."
    yes, anyone MILDY intelligent would. but any normal human being wouldnt be as much as a snobby prick as you. nobodys tying you down, and making you listen. you knew this was Dane Cook, yet you clicked it anyway. youre an idiot for complaining about it.
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 11:38 pm
    lmao that was f*ckin funny
  50. Profile photo of kb_cake
    kb_cake Female 30-39
    50 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 11:55 pm
    ha ha gotta love Dane Cook
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    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 12:54 am
    LOL
    guy in a yellow poncho named hank hes gonna take you to the WHOPPER LAIR!
    funny but i seen better
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 9:27 am
    Any comedian that caters to people OTHER than his fans is an idiot.
    ALL entertainers cater to their fans.
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    tomcomes2day Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 11:22 am
    DANE COOK is sweet!!!!
    every1 has to admit the burger king is very disturbing esp the one commercial wen hes in the guys bed AAAHH

    im sure every1 seen this but the burger king christmas carol http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/burgerk...

    anywho ive wrote enough for now

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    schwebl Male 13-17
    21 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 1:54 pm
    SUFI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    NayNay46 Male 13-17
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    July 19, 2006 at 12:55 am
    lol the Whopper Lair was hillarous
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    IKnowFunny Female 18-29
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    August 2, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    Anyone that thinks Dane Cook is funny should have there head examined. This guy is a tool. He brainwashed college kids through his web site to believe that he was the MAN. Which is total bull. This guy has a huge data base of robot fans that will pay to see him , and they only pay $17 to see him , if you don`t believe me check out any college he has ever played at, but he has absolutely zero talent. The last time I was in New York I hung out at the "New York Comedy Club" and saw a comedian named "Robert Bella" , a cross between Steve Martin and Rodney Dangerfield , the funniest comic I have seen in years !!!! You want to laugh , see this guy , believe me you will thank me for the rest of your life. Make sure you call to see if he is performing , that way you don`t go there just to see the average comedians.
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    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    wooooo that was so funky! :D

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