The BK Lounge

Submitted by: Bucher 11 years ago in Funny

Dane Cook talking about his first job. Warning: adult language.
There are 57 comments:
Female 1,071
wooooo that was so funky! :D
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Female 1
Anyone that thinks Dane Cook is funny should have there head examined. This guy is a tool. He brainwashed college kids through his web site to believe that he was the MAN. Which is total bull. This guy has a huge data base of robot fans that will pay to see him , and they only pay $17 to see him , if you don`t believe me check out any college he has ever played at, but he has absolutely zero talent. The last time I was in New York I hung out at the "New York Comedy Club" and saw a comedian named "Robert Bella" , a cross between Steve Martin and Rodney Dangerfield , the funniest comic I have seen in years !!!! You want to laugh , see this guy , believe me you will thank me for the rest of your life. Make sure you call to see if he is performing , that way you don`t go there just to see the average comedians.
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Male 92
lol the Whopper Lair was hillarous
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Male 21
SUFI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 12
DANE COOK is sweet!!!!
every1 has to admit the burger king is very disturbing esp the one commercial wen hes in the guys bed AAAHH

im sure every1 seen this but the burger king christmas carol http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/burgerk...

anywho ive wrote enough for now

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Male 1,586
Any comedian that caters to people OTHER than his fans is an idiot.
ALL entertainers cater to their fans.
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Male 587
LOL
guy in a yellow poncho named hank hes gonna take you to the WHOPPER LAIR!
funny but i seen better
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Female 50
ha ha gotta love Dane Cook
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Male 1,550
lmao that was f*ckin funny
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Male 1,420
"Anyone mildly intelligent would tell you otherwise, cutbullocks."
yes, anyone MILDY intelligent would. but any normal human being wouldnt be as much as a snobby prick as you. nobodys tying you down, and making you listen. you knew this was Dane Cook, yet you clicked it anyway. youre an idiot for complaining about it.
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Male 393
thats it, im callin a i-am-bored debate! lets do this! dane cook forever !!!>:O
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Male 21
yup
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Female 797
We all have different tastes in comedians so don`t argue about it
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Male 55
and the pickles....
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Male 206
Mitch is totally dead folks, get over it. He`s no legend. He was funny, I`ll give you that. But he is no comedy god.

I`m not saying Cook is, either. I enjoy(ed) both their work.

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Female 695
^^yeah, your right. lmao! that is hilarious though
"where do you go?" sounds like the people here in my town
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Male 206
...after all, God created him and everyone else
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Male 206
^^I`m pretty sure God would own mitch,
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Female 228
hatemelater, I agree with you only when you say that comaring Dane Cook to Mitch Hedberg is a disgrace. Comparing GOD to Mitch Hedberg is a disgrace. Mitch is TOTLI DA BOMB, LOL.

"I`d hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat- God damnit, anyway!"

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Male 21
"yea im the bouncer for the bk lounge" (ladies)
"kool can we get in" (dane)not without coups
:)
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Male 1,141
Hatemelater-"I really don`t see what everybody sees in Dane Cook.
HE`S NOT FUNNY. "
THANK YOU SIR!! very correct i mean he is so f*cking over rated. been doing the same sketches every time for like 5 years. i mean sure they are funny the first time. now everyone just walks around saying his little quotes and laughing their asses off . i mean at the beginning of the recording dane is like " yeah so when i was 17 i got my first job at....Burger king" and you can hear like 2 or 3 people f*cking crakcing up in the background! i am just like WTF?! this isnt funny at all? cant we all just watch and listen to some other guy instead of some annoying guy who tells the same jokes.
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Male 63
Maybe if Dane Cook gets some real jokes instead of stories that didn`t happen, he didn`t fake his love for his fans, and he gained some wit, he might be funny.

Maybe.

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Male 206
Hey he`s a fellow Mass-h-o-l-e!
Wicked pissah!!!
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Male 98
I LOVE DANE COOK
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Female 694
Hehe, I`ve heard so many Dane Cook jokes at my HS, he`s getting old... even though he`s funny. I remember what my friend use to say... "You know the sound that makes you wanna punch babies? His voice is the sound that makes me wanna punch babies!" or something like that... Still a great comedian!
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Female 797
WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!WHOPER NO ONION!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 797
I saw Dane Cook on SNL and he is hilarious. That clip actually made me laugh.

Pickles!!!!!!!!!Extra Pickles!!!!!!!!!

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Female 799
LMAO
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Male 206
hey hatemelater

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Male 393
well hatemelater, i have more posts than you so I WIN!~
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Male 208
Hah! Has to be one of his best bits... though I enjoy the public restrooms one more. As people have said, the video was crap.
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Male 63
Anyone mildly intelligent would tell you otherwise, cutbullocks.
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Male 393
DANE COOK IS THE NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME :-) and to dear old hatemelater, i already hateyounow :-)
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Male 63
I really don`t see what everybody sees in Dane Cook.
HE`S NOT FUNNY.

He caters to his fans and no one but his fans. He makes his fans feel "special." Anybody can think of `comedy` like that. "I can`t hear people in the drive-thru" has been done for years now. He`s not original; he`s not funny.

My suggestion: Find someone better. George Carlin, Eddie Izzard, Lewis Black, Oswald Patton, David Cross. God, even Emo Phillips is more original than Dane Cook.

Dane Cook is a less redneck Larry the Cable Guy (even though Larry was a white collar millionaire from birth.)

PS: NEVER compare Dane Cook to Mitch Hedberg. That`s a disgrace.

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Female 362
OMG that was funny as hell. I work at burger king its HORRIBLE! My first juob also at my wonderful age of 16.. gesh this place sucks ass. They put me on the F-ing cash registure and dont even tell me how to work the thing. Ass holes
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Female 101
Dane cook is awsome. But that video licked balls. Corney as all hell.
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Female 228
Haha, neeley2009, I think Mitch is better. :D
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Female 228
Haha, Dane Cook is awesome. Mitch Hedberg is by far the best though.
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Male 142
Dane Cook is one of the best I`ve heard, although Mitch Hedberg is right with him.
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Male 49
woah ajax, calm down, the filter has feelings too you kno...
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Male 724
"pickels..........?!?!?!?!?!soy sauce on my pussy.........?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?pickels...extra cheese"

freakin` hiarious

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Female 411
awww man that stuff is funny. i`m gonna call it the bk lounge from now on. :-)
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Male 38
I CANT HEAR YOU BK BROILER! Haha I love Dane Cook.
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Male 206
this has been my favorite dane cook bit for years... funny funny poo...

sufi!!!

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Male 561
This was done by a couple of collage students dane cook + collage students = no surprise
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Female 873
My God tht was funny!! haha! i had friggin tears in my eyes!
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Male 2,057
that was so funny!

has anyone seen the BK advert where the king puts some glasses on like superman and suddenly no-one knows its him, then he just takes them off and a kid goes "Look, it`s the Burger King!!!1"

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Female 3,696
I love Dane Cook <3! Comedy snobs are annoying. Just enjoy the funny!!
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Female 55
It`s so funny it had me crying, even though I`ve heard it before, its ALWAYS funny. Go Dane Cook! I CANT HEAR YOU BURGER KING!!!!
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Male 425
Dane Cook rocks. Theres something about when he swears loud, anything he swears/screams can make me my day :-)
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Male 2,486
Hahahahha- Dane Cook is the best comedian of all time, Carlos Mencia is close.
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Male 29
That was freaking hilarious, ... WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 284
that was funny "where do you go?? you follow the one drating road that goes to me... no you go 8 miles to the texaco meet hank who will take you to the whopper lair you have 10 mins go"
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Male 391
aw man, i love dane cook
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Male 77
I can`t Hear You BK Broiler!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 1,033
that was good.iliked the end the best.to bad you couldnt see dane cook. the drawings and pictures were lame.but the asian was hot.
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Male 774
Link: The BK Lounge [Rate Link] - Dane Cook talking about his first job. Warning: adult language.
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