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Date: 07/10/06 02:23 AM

101 Responses to The 28 Rules of Manhood

  1. Profile photo of mute
    mute Male 18-29
    27 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 2:52 pm
    Link: The 28 Rules of Manhood - It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
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    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 3:01 pm
    the font is extremely annoying
  3. Profile photo of mostclever
    mostclever Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 3:25 pm
    Someone younger than me tell me what it said.
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    psychoman364 Male 18-29
    372 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 11:08 pm
    This is a slightly changed version of a set of rules I saw on another site. I have actually discussed this with my friends, and created an annotated version listing our disagreements with the rules. (yes we were bored).
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    wheezinghost Female 13-17
    78 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 12:35 am
    weird
  6. Profile photo of Sleepy_Cat
    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 12:49 am
    After reading that, and then looking back here I thought the font on youthink had magically become larger.
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    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:28 am
    Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. lol thats a good one
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    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:39 am
    haha, that was good :)
  9. Profile photo of Lockee
    Lockee Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:40 am
    27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you`d know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

    Is my favorite.

  10. Profile photo of Fishyguy
    Fishyguy Male 13-17
    82 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:43 am
    Am I the first one to say it?

    Meh.

  11. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:52 am
    amen.
  12. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:01 am
    Oh sh*t. Some one call Mr.Primeminister/President and get him to make these the f*cking law!
  13. Profile photo of Jake-BackMT
    Jake-BackMT Male 18-29
    297 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:01 am
    that`s about as clever as The Man Show.
  14. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:02 am
    Oh! Only when the fruity drink is free.
  15. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:06 am
    "The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you`d know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story"
    I already have an Xbox, though...

    "We`ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
    "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
    "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You`re next!""

    I think that my boyfriend would be gutsy, not ballsy. I don`t know why I bothered to put my b/f into one of those categories...

  16. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:09 am
    funny
  17. Profile photo of state
    state Male 18-29
    27 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:20 am
    another reason to cry: your team looses against a drating retarded team in extra-time during the worldcup semifinals ;)
  18. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:26 am
    Oh sh*t. Some one call Mr.Primeminister/President and get him to make these the f*cking law!
  19. Profile photo of spikyfred
    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:53 am
    state yea france fell apart at the ned first they take henry out then the whole zidane incident that wasn`t a very good game and its a horrible way for zidane to retire
  20. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:07 am
    Haha
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:14 am
    This will come in handy when I sprout my penis!
  22. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:14 am
    ..ahh no one talk about France!
  23. Profile photo of pixieh
    pixieh Female 13-17
    12 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:27 am
    eh, not what i would call funny
  24. Profile photo of Ivar
    Ivar Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:35 am
    Lame.
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    roboticpulse Female 13-17
    21 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:51 am
    It was slightly funny, but I would never date a guy who was so afraid of looking less manly he`d rely on a webpage to tell him what to drive, drink, and buy me for Christmas.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:58 am
    All true... but not funny...
  27. Profile photo of drpepperz05
    drpepperz05 Male 18-29
    133 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 5:03 am
    if u cant read it just hold down ctrl and roll your mouse wheell up makes the font better
  28. Profile photo of djdaphalgan
    djdaphalgan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 5:07 am
    They forgot one rule: "You will never ask for directions and are never lost"
  29. Profile photo of Soader
    Soader Male 18-29
    88 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 6:09 am
    lol, i love the bit about guts and balls.
  30. Profile photo of Ojojoj
    Ojojoj Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 6:16 am
    Interesting!
  31. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 6:22 am
    The 28 rules defined guts vs balls...I feel the ladies may see it differently...i.e.: wounded vs dead man.
    Still hi-lar-ious nonetheless
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    Oggleboppite Male 18-29
    180 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 6:33 am
    The definitions of guts and balls made me laugh more than the rest of the list.

    And I laughed alot.

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    BuddhaPie Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 7:07 am
    Number 27 was the best.
  34. Profile photo of YanR
    YanR Male 13-17
    30 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 7:28 am
    "The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you`d know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story."

    Haha , that made me laugh.

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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 7:33 am
    Yea, I don`t think so.

  36. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 7:50 am
    Lol i thought tht was quiet funny.. crappy font thou.
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    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 9:38 am
    i cant read it lol my contacts are going crazy when i try to focus in on one word so i copy and pasted it on notepad or w/e better to read.... lol ...men can cry.. When she is using her teeth.
  38. Profile photo of SnowWolf
    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 9:47 am
    I`m surprised there haven`t been any crazed females screaming about how sexist this is.
  39. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 10:32 am
    If the font bothers you, copy and paste it into a word document, and then adjust the font there as you see fit.
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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 11:16 am
    i like 15
  41. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 11:37 am
    this was the funniest i thought:

    21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
    b) C`mon, give me one more! Harder!
    c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

  42. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 11:54 am
    When I`m in the gym and someone says, "Yeah, baby, Push it," I run. I don`t think a gym is a good place to film a porno.
  43. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 12:06 pm
    I enjoyed that a bit, but it didn`t make me smile. That is actually hosted on iab!
  44. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    And, not for the first time, I`m exceedingly happy that no guy I know is a "typical" guy. Sports, beer, and sex? What a boring life... well, aside from the sex part. Sports = boring, beer = crap.

    But aside from all that, it`s still not a funny joke. Especially since it`s old as hell. And I`m pretty sure the other version has been posted on here before.

  45. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    Beer = Crap???

    What, are you a communist or something?!?!

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    VolcomStoner Female 18-29
    174 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 12:47 pm
    I completely agree with Vindicate on this one... guys who fit that description annoy me just as much as those air-headed sorority girls. They are both so predictable and obnoxious. I say give me someone interesting with a brain and character.
  47. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    bigoldjeffry - no, I`m not a communist. Beer just tastes like crap to me. Actually, all alcohol tastes pretty bad. Just different degrees of nastiness.

    So yes, beer = crap. And alcohol = crap as well.

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    mark87fndr Male 13-17
    49 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    ok ur just a nazi then
  49. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    great...
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:39 pm
    well the font was almost unreadable..
  51. Profile photo of TheEx
    TheEx Female 13-17
    155 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    Whats that? In the sky! Its a bird! Its a plane!
    NO!
    ITS SUPER-EGO! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! )-|

    Some were pretty funny, but I would never date a guy who followed that.. ANY of that.. Psht.

  52. Profile photo of DHF
    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:52 pm
    This was fun.
  53. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    I HAVE TO AGREE WITH DJ HERE, THEY MISSED ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
    GUYS MAY NEVER EVER ADMIT THEY`RE LOST. WE JUST TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE.

    I ALSO AGREE MEN CAN ONLY CRY WHEN SHE`S USING HER TEETH.

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    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    lmao
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    superbutts Male 13-17
    95 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:51 pm
    The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you`d know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

    only one worth following

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    fallen-angel Female 13-17
    23 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    haha 27 was the best.
    i`m going to try that one day. and see if i get an xbox.
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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    "Friends don`t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed." lol

    Girls don`t want a guy wearing a speedo, that`s just disgusting

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    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    I don`t know if someone mentioned this or not but the font is small.
  59. Profile photo of thejerkstore
    thejerkstore Male 18-29
    53 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 5:01 pm
    Hey lets copy manlaws, nice.
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    LOLLLZZZ Female 13-17
    87 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    too. small. cant. read. eyes. dying. pain. work. futures. (lol its like a jimmy eat world CD)
  61. Profile photo of garfy
    garfy Male 30-39
    55 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 5:29 pm
    what about i say...this is one of the most sexist pieces of S++T ive seen on here for a while!!
    Piece of advice to the `WEBMASTER` to a much loved site......GO EXTREMELY CAREFULL into which countries links like this are accessable!!!!
    Not funny AND most certinatly not clever!!
    Yes , I AM a red bloodied male etc...BUT.. ive most definatly seen a different side to this site recentaintly which....is not nice.
    Some would call it a joke or a laugh??? Im a married (come almost seperated man granted) man....but even i was offended by this!!!
    Come on Guys(Girls)sort this C**P from the decent stuff out!
    Sorry BUT everyone`s entitled to thier own opinion???!!!


    Boozy

  62. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    hahah #8 is funny
  63. Profile photo of FudgeSundae
    FudgeSundae Female 18-29
    101 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    *gives a bottle labeled `SENSE OF HUMOR` to garfy*
  64. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    July 10, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    "Friends don`t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed."
    heh, it never said you cant WEAR a speedo, just that you cant let your friends wear one.
  65. Profile photo of DSDavis008
    DSDavis008 Male 13-17
    68 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    grafy if your offended by this your probably gay because its just a joke based on steriotypes and a darn good one at that. what exactly "offended" you?
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    lol
  67. Profile photo of Joesus
    Joesus Male 18-29
    197 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    homophobic bullpoo to be honest
  68. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 7:28 pm
    hey, grafy,u got into the beer, eh?
  69. Profile photo of Baphomet73
    Baphomet73 Male 30-39
    198 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 7:53 pm
    Okay, so there`s 28 Rules For Men, and I`m assuming that there are 28 Rules For Women out there somewhere, but what about hermaphrodites? What kind of rules do they get?
  70. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 7:58 pm
    grow a sense of humour people. we know its a stereotype, its not meant to be taken seriously. btw, the balls comment? funny but if someone did it to me they wouldn`t have em much longer
  71. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    as a woman i am offended
  72. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 8:25 pm
    shut the f*ck up seaweed
  73. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 8:28 pm
    "as a woman i am offended"
    for some reason im really thinking thats sarcasm, but if its not, honestly why would you be offeneded as a woman? its stereotyping men.
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    cherryhcheri Female 18-29
    17 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    The only one I want my husband to follow is the orange car thing....he bought one before we met and refuses to get rid of it....It`s ugly as poo and I hate it. Oh and it sucks at driving even though he thinks it looks "cool".
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    julieee Female 13-17
    98 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 8:46 pm
    The font is too small.
    But, other than that, I enjoyed it.
  76. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 8:47 pm
    what about i say...this is one of the most sexist pieces of S++T ive seen on here for a while!!
    Piece of advice to the `WEBMASTER` to a much loved site......GO EXTREMELY CAREFULL into which countries links like this are accessable!!!!
    Not funny AND most certinatly not clever!!
    Yes , I AM a red bloodied male etc...BUT.. ive most definatly seen a different side to this site recentaintly which....is not nice.
    Some would call it a joke or a laugh??? Im a married (come almost seperated man granted) man....but even i was offended by this!!!
    Come on Guys(Girls)sort this C**P from the decent stuff out!
    Sorry BUT everyone`s entitled to thier own opinion???!!!

    Boozy

    ************************

    I`m glad that there are some men out there who actually care for women who deserve it, and also that there, indeed, are men who exist that have a good heart.

    Props to you, garfy.

  77. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 8:54 pm
    Dun think people can separate comedy from stupidity anymore. Of course, there`s going to be someone amused by EVERYTHING regardless of how banal, stupid, useless, hurtful, whatever it is. Have to agree with garfy`s sentiments, that is that it`s really not funny and this site is taking a turn for the worse it seems, just not everything he said.

    It`s not *that* big a deal because it is based of a stupid stereotype... but it does make it much more difficult to break free from stereotypes when they`re perpetuated like this.

  78. Profile photo of POTA
    POTA Male 18-29
    77 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    shut up guy above me this is drating halarious some true some not but still halarious stop over thinking stuff sooo much!
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    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    thats classic
  80. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 10:20 pm
    meh......just meh
  81. Profile photo of killerpie
    killerpie Male 13-17
    90 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 11:32 pm
    this is pretty funny but there are some points that are kind of mean twords guys
  82. Profile photo of FudgeSundae
    FudgeSundae Female 18-29
    101 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 11:34 pm
    The 28 rules are just way too silly to be taken seriously, so I don`t see what the fuss is about. It`s a play on an unfortunate stereotype that we have, but hey, the world is made up of stereotypes, and those that choose to break away from them.

    Now, if it was a news article about a man who kept 28 women in a dungeon and ordered them to a lifetime of slavery, that`s something to get pissed about!

  83. Profile photo of iamthekellie
    iamthekellie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 11:41 pm
    hehe
  84. Profile photo of Dustfinger
    Dustfinger Female 13-17
    314 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 11:45 pm
    that SUCKED. not even funny.
  85. Profile photo of jd_rOcCa
    jd_rOcCa Male 13-17
    98 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 11:59 pm
    nicely said headwound.
  86. Profile photo of trebian
    trebian Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 12:52 am
    mmm, delicious gender rolls!
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    SKiLLZS_GiRL Female 18-29
    87 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 12:54 am
    i love this lol my absolute favorites =)

    14: Friends don`t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

    19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you`d better be talking about his choice of beer.

    & also the gutsy / ballsy one hahaa thats good stuff

    I would flip this one around though.
    25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

  88. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 1:04 am
    Waaah I`m so offended, waaah my delicate sensibilities, waaah everyone is so mean...waaaah.

    If this what gets your undies bunched...kill yourself now- real life is far too difficult for you.

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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 1:10 am
    ^ QFT.

    For those of you crying foul on how sexist this link is, I say that`s a redundant and unnecessary statement. Of course it`s sexist; it plays on a male stereotype in the service of humor. It`s not my kind of humor, though I see no reason to berate when it`s all in good fun. Chill, people.

  90. Profile photo of doobiebrotha
    doobiebrotha Male 30-39
    138 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 2:00 am
    #16 I thought this was great.
  91. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 11:36 am
    I love how all the females say I would never date a guy like that, however Ive never met a teenage girl who dates anything but ass holes. I say teenage because a couple women get sick of jerks after about ten years. Thats a fact.
  92. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 12:30 pm
    the last one was great!
  93. Profile photo of TexGal24
    TexGal24 Female 18-29
    252 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 1:16 pm
    Whoever made this is in the closet.
  94. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    I thought that was really funny, I totally laughed at the end when describing the difference between guts and balls...
  95. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 9:15 pm
    Some of that stuff sounds right. I really wonder what guys think sometimes though.
  96. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 10:27 pm
    ^ Not a whole lot.
  97. Profile photo of rippedfish70
    rippedfish70 Male 30-39
    56 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 7:49 am
    hooyaa!
  98. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 15, 2006 at 8:09 pm
    dumb sexist and dumb
  99. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    July 23, 2006 at 2:46 am
    Holy crap...can the font get any smaller!?!?
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    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    July 25, 2006 at 7:39 am
    All em are stupid
  101. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    yep, this just about covers everything i`ve learned in school so far.

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