The 28 Rules of Manhood

Submitted by: mute 11 years ago in Funny
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It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
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Male 432
yep, this just about covers everything i`ve learned in school so far.
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Female 281
All em are stupid
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Female 1,603
Holy crap...can the font get any smaller!?!?
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Female 264
dumb sexist and dumb
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Male 56
hooyaa!
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Male 2,605
^ Not a whole lot.
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Female 1,120
Some of that stuff sounds right. I really wonder what guys think sometimes though.
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Female 879
I thought that was really funny, I totally laughed at the end when describing the difference between guts and balls...
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Female 252
Whoever made this is in the closet.
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Male 2,510
the last one was great!
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Male 528
I love how all the females say I would never date a guy like that, however Ive never met a teenage girl who dates anything but ass holes. I say teenage because a couple women get sick of jerks after about ten years. Thats a fact.
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Male 138
#16 I thought this was great.
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Male 2,605
^ QFT.

For those of you crying foul on how sexist this link is, I say that`s a redundant and unnecessary statement. Of course it`s sexist; it plays on a male stereotype in the service of humor. It`s not my kind of humor, though I see no reason to berate when it`s all in good fun. Chill, people.

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Female 1,972
Waaah I`m so offended, waaah my delicate sensibilities, waaah everyone is so mean...waaaah.

If this what gets your undies bunched...kill yourself now- real life is far too difficult for you.

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Female 87
i love this lol my absolute favorites =)

14: Friends don`t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you`d better be talking about his choice of beer.

& also the gutsy / ballsy one hahaa thats good stuff

I would flip this one around though.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

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Male 315
mmm, delicious gender rolls!
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Male 98
nicely said headwound.
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Female 314
that SUCKED. not even funny.
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Female 106
hehe
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Female 101
The 28 rules are just way too silly to be taken seriously, so I don`t see what the fuss is about. It`s a play on an unfortunate stereotype that we have, but hey, the world is made up of stereotypes, and those that choose to break away from them.

Now, if it was a news article about a man who kept 28 women in a dungeon and ordered them to a lifetime of slavery, that`s something to get pissed about!

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Male 90
this is pretty funny but there are some points that are kind of mean twords guys
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Female 1,944
meh......just meh
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Female 415
thats classic
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Male 77
shut up guy above me this is drating halarious some true some not but still halarious stop over thinking stuff sooo much!
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Female 511
Dun think people can separate comedy from stupidity anymore. Of course, there`s going to be someone amused by EVERYTHING regardless of how banal, stupid, useless, hurtful, whatever it is. Have to agree with garfy`s sentiments, that is that it`s really not funny and this site is taking a turn for the worse it seems, just not everything he said.

It`s not *that* big a deal because it is based of a stupid stereotype... but it does make it much more difficult to break free from stereotypes when they`re perpetuated like this.

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Female 2,074
what about i say...this is one of the most sexist pieces of S++T ive seen on here for a while!!
Piece of advice to the `WEBMASTER` to a much loved site......GO EXTREMELY CAREFULL into which countries links like this are accessable!!!!
Not funny AND most certinatly not clever!!
Yes , I AM a red bloodied male etc...BUT.. ive most definatly seen a different side to this site recentaintly which....is not nice.
Some would call it a joke or a laugh??? Im a married (come almost seperated man granted) man....but even i was offended by this!!!
Come on Guys(Girls)sort this C**P from the decent stuff out!
Sorry BUT everyone`s entitled to thier own opinion???!!!

Boozy

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I`m glad that there are some men out there who actually care for women who deserve it, and also that there, indeed, are men who exist that have a good heart.

Props to you, garfy.

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Female 98
The font is too small.
But, other than that, I enjoyed it.
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Female 17
The only one I want my husband to follow is the orange car thing....he bought one before we met and refuses to get rid of it....It`s ugly as poo and I hate it. Oh and it sucks at driving even though he thinks it looks "cool".
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Male 1,420
"as a woman i am offended"
for some reason im really thinking thats sarcasm, but if its not, honestly why would you be offeneded as a woman? its stereotyping men.
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Male 559
shut the f*ck up seaweed
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Female 205
as a woman i am offended
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Female 297
grow a sense of humour people. we know its a stereotype, its not meant to be taken seriously. btw, the balls comment? funny but if someone did it to me they wouldn`t have em much longer
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Male 198
Okay, so there`s 28 Rules For Men, and I`m assuming that there are 28 Rules For Women out there somewhere, but what about hermaphrodites? What kind of rules do they get?
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Male 791
hey, grafy,u got into the beer, eh?
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Male 197
homophobic bullpoo to be honest
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Male 1,550
lol
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Male 68
grafy if your offended by this your probably gay because its just a joke based on steriotypes and a darn good one at that. what exactly "offended" you?
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Male 1,420
"Friends don`t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed."
heh, it never said you cant WEAR a speedo, just that you cant let your friends wear one.
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Female 101
*gives a bottle labeled `SENSE OF HUMOR` to garfy*
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Female 943
hahah #8 is funny
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Male 55
what about i say...this is one of the most sexist pieces of S++T ive seen on here for a while!!
Piece of advice to the `WEBMASTER` to a much loved site......GO EXTREMELY CAREFULL into which countries links like this are accessable!!!!
Not funny AND most certinatly not clever!!
Yes , I AM a red bloodied male etc...BUT.. ive most definatly seen a different side to this site recentaintly which....is not nice.
Some would call it a joke or a laugh??? Im a married (come almost seperated man granted) man....but even i was offended by this!!!
Come on Guys(Girls)sort this C**P from the decent stuff out!
Sorry BUT everyone`s entitled to thier own opinion???!!!


Boozy

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Female 87
too. small. cant. read. eyes. dying. pain. work. futures. (lol its like a jimmy eat world CD)
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Male 53
Hey lets copy manlaws, nice.
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Male 616
I don`t know if someone mentioned this or not but the font is small.
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Female 797
"Friends don`t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed." lol

Girls don`t want a guy wearing a speedo, that`s just disgusting

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Female 23
haha 27 was the best.
i`m going to try that one day. and see if i get an xbox.
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Male 95
The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you`d know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

only one worth following

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Female 412
lmao
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Male 2,781
I HAVE TO AGREE WITH DJ HERE, THEY MISSED ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
GUYS MAY NEVER EVER ADMIT THEY`RE LOST. WE JUST TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE.

I ALSO AGREE MEN CAN ONLY CRY WHEN SHE`S USING HER TEETH.

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Male 368
This was fun.
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Female 155
Whats that? In the sky! Its a bird! Its a plane!
NO!
ITS SUPER-EGO! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! )-|

Some were pretty funny, but I would never date a guy who followed that.. ANY of that.. Psht.

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Male 1,141
well the font was almost unreadable..
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Female 408
great...
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Male 49
ok ur just a nazi then
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Female 511
bigoldjeffry - no, I`m not a communist. Beer just tastes like crap to me. Actually, all alcohol tastes pretty bad. Just different degrees of nastiness.

So yes, beer = crap. And alcohol = crap as well.

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Female 174
I completely agree with Vindicate on this one... guys who fit that description annoy me just as much as those air-headed sorority girls. They are both so predictable and obnoxious. I say give me someone interesting with a brain and character.
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Male 594
Beer = Crap???

What, are you a communist or something?!?!

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Female 511
And, not for the first time, I`m exceedingly happy that no guy I know is a "typical" guy. Sports, beer, and sex? What a boring life... well, aside from the sex part. Sports = boring, beer = crap.

But aside from all that, it`s still not a funny joke. Especially since it`s old as hell. And I`m pretty sure the other version has been posted on here before.

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Male 1,478
I enjoyed that a bit, but it didn`t make me smile. That is actually hosted on iab!
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Male 594
When I`m in the gym and someone says, "Yeah, baby, Push it," I run. I don`t think a gym is a good place to film a porno.
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Male 2,057
this was the funniest i thought:

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C`mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

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Female 1,033
i like 15
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Male 3,014
If the font bothers you, copy and paste it into a word document, and then adjust the font there as you see fit.
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Female 349
I`m surprised there haven`t been any crazed females screaming about how sexist this is.
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Female 552
i cant read it lol my contacts are going crazy when i try to focus in on one word so i copy and pasted it on notepad or w/e better to read.... lol ...men can cry.. When she is using her teeth.
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Female 873
Lol i thought tht was quiet funny.. crappy font thou.
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Female 2,074
Yea, I don`t think so.

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Male 30
"The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you`d know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story."

Haha , that made me laugh.

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Female 58
Number 27 was the best.
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Male 180
The definitions of guts and balls made me laugh more than the rest of the list.

And I laughed alot.

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Female 1,972
The 28 rules defined guts vs balls...I feel the ladies may see it differently...i.e.: wounded vs dead man.
Still hi-lar-ious nonetheless
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Male 126
Interesting!
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Male 88
lol, i love the bit about guts and balls.
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Male 75
They forgot one rule: "You will never ask for directions and are never lost"
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Male 133
if u cant read it just hold down ctrl and roll your mouse wheell up makes the font better
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Male 2,586
All true... but not funny...
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Female 21
It was slightly funny, but I would never date a guy who was so afraid of looking less manly he`d rely on a webpage to tell him what to drive, drink, and buy me for Christmas.
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Male 103
Lame.
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Female 12
eh, not what i would call funny
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Female 3,696
..ahh no one talk about France!
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Female 3,696
This will come in handy when I sprout my penis!
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Female 2,144
Haha
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Male 128
state yea france fell apart at the ned first they take henry out then the whole zidane incident that wasn`t a very good game and its a horrible way for zidane to retire
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Male 1,496
Oh sh*t. Some one call Mr.Primeminister/President and get him to make these the f*cking law!
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Male 27
another reason to cry: your team looses against a drating retarded team in extra-time during the worldcup semifinals ;)
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Male 747
funny
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Female 706
"The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you`d know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story"
I already have an Xbox, though...

"We`ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You`re next!""

I think that my boyfriend would be gutsy, not ballsy. I don`t know why I bothered to put my b/f into one of those categories...

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Male 602
Oh! Only when the fruity drink is free.
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Male 297
that`s about as clever as The Man Show.
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Male 1,496
Oh sh*t. Some one call Mr.Primeminister/President and get him to make these the f*cking law!
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Male 1,866
amen.
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Male 82
Am I the first one to say it?

Meh.

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Male 132
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you`d know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

Is my favorite.

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Female 370
haha, that was good :)
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Male 128
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. lol thats a good one
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Female 278
After reading that, and then looking back here I thought the font on youthink had magically become larger.
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Female 78
weird
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Male 372
This is a slightly changed version of a set of rules I saw on another site. I have actually discussed this with my friends, and created an annotated version listing our disagreements with the rules. (yes we were bored).
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Female 316
Someone younger than me tell me what it said.
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Male 468
the font is extremely annoying
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Male 27
Link: The 28 Rules of Manhood [Rate Link] - It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
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