Log in with a social network:
Log in with your username or email:
For those of you crying foul on how sexist this link is, I say that`s a redundant and unnecessary statement. Of course it`s sexist; it plays on a male stereotype in the service of humor. It`s not my kind of humor, though I see no reason to berate when it`s all in good fun. Chill, people.
If this what gets your undies bunched...kill yourself now- real life is far too difficult for you.
14: Friends don`t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you`d better be talking about his choice of beer.
& also the gutsy / ballsy one hahaa thats good stuff
I would flip this one around though.25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
Now, if it was a news article about a man who kept 28 women in a dungeon and ordered them to a lifetime of slavery, that`s something to get pissed about!
It`s not *that* big a deal because it is based of a stupid stereotype... but it does make it much more difficult to break free from stereotypes when they`re perpetuated like this.
I`m glad that there are some men out there who actually care for women who deserve it, and also that there, indeed, are men who exist that have a good heart.
Props to you, garfy.
Girls don`t want a guy wearing a speedo, that`s just disgusting
only one worth following
I ALSO AGREE MEN CAN ONLY CRY WHEN SHE`S USING HER TEETH.
Some were pretty funny, but I would never date a guy who followed that.. ANY of that.. Psht.
So yes, beer = crap. And alcohol = crap as well.
What, are you a communist or something?!?!
But aside from all that, it`s still not a funny joke. Especially since it`s old as hell. And I`m pretty sure the other version has been posted on here before.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!b) C`mon, give me one more! Harder!c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
Haha , that made me laugh.
And I laughed alot.
"We`ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?""BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You`re next!""
I think that my boyfriend would be gutsy, not ballsy. I don`t know why I bothered to put my b/f into one of those categories...
Is my favorite.