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Date: 07/18/06 02:13 AM

70 Responses to Sweet Lasers

  1. Profile photo of Burley
    Burley Male 13-17
    32 posts
    July 17, 2006 at 11:52 pm
    Link: Sweet Lasers - The power of the Death Star in your hand.
  2. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 2:21 am
    IS THIS A REAL LIGhT SABER?? AWESOME...
    HIHIHI FISRT POST !!!
  3. Profile photo of lacker239
    lacker239 Male 13-17
    319 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 2:22 am
    BWAHAHAHAA
    *blows up Earth*
  4. Profile photo of Ms_Behave
    Ms_Behave Female 18-29
    42 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 2:28 am
    "God dosn`t know what he`s doing. If I was God, I would`ve created lasers first thing Monday morning."
    ~Satan on some old movie
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    lytle_lytle Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 2:34 am
    Hmmm, $1000 dollar cigarette lighter
  6. Profile photo of p-ball4life
    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 2:51 am
    wow those are expensive. i was ready to buy one then i saw the $3000 price tag
  7. Profile photo of kristiless
    kristiless Female 18-29
    65 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 3:17 am
    i like my 2 dollar shop one it may be cheap but it makes my cat run into walls
  8. Profile photo of Monopoly4u
    Monopoly4u Male 13-17
    84 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 3:26 am
    im scared now :P
  9. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 3:30 am
    I want one, and one of those chinese dragon thingies....and a sh*tload of firecrackers.
    Oh, and a pirate- it`s not a party without a pirate.
  10. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 3:47 am
    That`s way cool, I`m gonna start saving right now.....
  11. Profile photo of 1011872
    1011872 Male 13-17
    86 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 4:21 am
    Wow...they are good at lying, if you dont see it already its obviously fake, the videos? guess. ill spell it out p-h-o-t-o-s-h-o-p-p-e-d...err...video shopped...or something like that...anyways, its FAKE, my cousin (who is 21 now) used to sell "gasses" that were like acid gas, turns out its just carbon dyoxide and nitrogen gas...
  12. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 4:38 am
    That is legal?!
  13. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 5:20 am
    1011872: "Our laser warranty period is 90 days from the date of product receipt. If there is any problem or malfunction, you may return your laser module within 90 days to obtain a replacement, shipped free of charge using Express Mail. If you are not satisfied with our laser, you may return the module within 7 days for a full refund minus shipping costs and a 0% restocking fee"

    It may be fake, but if you return it, within 7 days, you`re alright... I do agree though, some of those things look a little suspicious

  14. Profile photo of fubarphill
    fubarphill Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 18, 2006 at 5:30 am
    These are not fake, i have one and they are awesome! They are expensive but so much fun! :) you can get 5% off any using this code in the shopping cart - 5192
  15. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 6:47 am
    Another thing to add to my millionaire shopping list.
  16. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 7:37 am
    Only : $1999.99!
  17. Profile photo of Soader
    Soader Male 18-29
    88 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 7:57 am
    they are indeed pretty sweet. i can see it being the next chav weapons. oh wait, no chav could afford 3000 dollars.
  18. Profile photo of MyCompSux
    MyCompSux Male 13-17
    60 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 8:22 am
    ne1 got 1000$ to spare?
  19. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 8:26 am
    Couldn`t be bothered watching all those vids.
  20. Profile photo of n0rton
    n0rton Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 8:26 am
    Those things should be illegal or go under the weapon law, they can seriusly burn someone with those.
  21. Profile photo of mijjman
    mijjman Male 13-17
    87 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 8:48 am
    you can burn someone with an oven, taht aint under weapon law :D

    also why is there no mark on wall after he `cuts` the tape? a white wall would have a mark on if it was that good.

  22. Profile photo of LPAkira
    LPAkira Male 13-17
    213 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 10:04 am
    That`s sweet, but, er, why? Besides popping balloons, is there anything to use it for?
  23. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 10:29 am
    Umm. . . why are you people so excited? Those are 450 MILLIwatt lasers. Christmas lights have more power than that. Jeez everyone shutUP. The strongest one can light a cigarette. OOOOH! IT`S AS POWERFUL AS A LIGHTER! AND ONLY 3000 BUCKS! meh.
  24. Profile photo of crisva
    crisva Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 10:40 am
    "Umm. . . why are you people so excited? Those are 450 MILLIwatt lasers. Christmas lights have more power than that. Jeez everyone shutUP. The strongest one can light a cigarette. OOOOH! IT`S AS POWERFUL AS A LIGHTER! AND ONLY 3000 BUCKS! meh."

    450 mW concentrated in a very very small area makes for a lot of power. Sorry if thats a concept thats over your head :)

  25. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 10:44 am
    I saw mW and thought it meant megawatt.

    Fubarphill, you joined just to tell us to buy one?

  26. Profile photo of TheSentinel
    TheSentinel Male 18-29
    49 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 10:48 am
    pointless (excuse the pun :P)
  27. Profile photo of xMyHOBOx
    xMyHOBOx Male 18-29
    46 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 10:51 am
    mijjman said, "you can burn someone with an oven, taht aint under weapon law :D"

    An oven isnt a compact concentrated laser that is capable of cutting someone`s throat like a knife...

  28. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 11:13 am
    no they`re not lightsabers, its impossible to just make the laser stop at a certain point on its own
  29. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 11:28 am
    This is one of the most obvious rip offs I`ve seen in awhile. They are getting good with the scams lately.
  30. Profile photo of Dustfinger
    Dustfinger Female 13-17
    314 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 11:42 am
    Those things suck. Yep, they do. Why would anyone want a fxcking laser that is really freaking weak and its just retarded? Seriously, whats the use of wasting 3000 bucks on a peice of shxt?
  31. Profile photo of Cyanic
    Cyanic Male 13-17
    388 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 11:47 am
    I think they`re sweet.. I would love one but i would not pay 1500ish £ for one.. maybe i would have brought it for 50£ or maybe 100£ at the maximum laser
  32. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 11:48 am
    This is maybe in Canadian money!
  33. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    Man those chicks in the bullz-eye adds a hot... >>>
  34. Profile photo of Dustfinger
    Dustfinger Female 13-17
    314 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 12:14 pm
    hahah...if only. I mean , the most i would pay for one isnt much.. the only reason I would want one is if they were powerful enough to bling you....
  35. Profile photo of Dustfinger
    Dustfinger Female 13-17
    314 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    blind you*

  36. Profile photo of krusty2514
    krusty2514 Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    i was saving my money up for a computer with a core duo 2 prosseccor, but ill just get one of these and stick with my pentium 4 2.4ghz
  37. Profile photo of night_watch
    night_watch Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 1:32 pm
    What? You say that this laser will make me ultra cool and get me down with all the ladies?! And What ELSE do you say?!?! It also cuts through tape and lights cigarettes!!!
    LIKE OMG`ORZ!!!!

    ... *sigh* A sucker born every minute.

  38. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 1:37 pm
    Cool but I can take apart a microwave and make a ray emiter that can set fire to a piece of wood at 50 meters. If I had $3000 to blow without a care mayby i`d buy one of these they`re bloody awsome!
  39. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 1:47 pm
    Makes you wonder what the Billion dollar version the US government has could do ????!!!!
  40. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 2:04 pm
    ^^^they can detonate explosives and missles and their effectiveness aginst infantry is being researched
  41. Profile photo of lacker239
    lacker239 Male 13-17
    319 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 2:15 pm
    hey, blowin up the Earth ain`t cheap
  42. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    i`m just amazed that what is effectivly a beam of light can burst balloons and light cigarettes
  43. Profile photo of eagles5
    eagles5 Male 13-17
    272 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    coooooool! i wish i can afford one
  44. Profile photo of StarStrike
    StarStrike Female 13-17
    286 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    Wow, they look amazing
  45. Profile photo of Mazztek
    Mazztek Male 40-49
    586 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    I used to work at Melles Griot Lasers. Something about that site is... suspicious...
  46. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    "Open cut healing power" Hah!
  47. Profile photo of NayNay46
    NayNay46 Male 13-17
    92 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    that is soo cool
  48. Profile photo of WAT_090
    WAT_090 Male 13-17
    47 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 4:26 pm
    well, this just erased 100 years of human existence...lol
  49. Profile photo of 7mile
    7mile Male 70 & Over
    323 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    F*cking awesome
  50. Profile photo of flarg
    flarg Male 13-17
    280 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    there is one thats only $100 but it dont do much
  51. Profile photo of popololip
    popololip Male 13-17
    20 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    I think its still pretty wicked, Call me a loser but if I had the cash I would totally buy one to torch my school }-).
  52. Profile photo of slaine
    slaine Male 13-17
    391 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 7:16 pm
    are these real? ARE THESE REAL!? GIVE ME ONE! NOW!
  53. Profile photo of dreamschemer
    dreamschemer Female 13-17
    178 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 7:33 pm
    Did anyone watch the movie "Featured on CSI"? The guy who is interrogating him points it at his throat for a while and nothing happened...

    Yeah, anyone who gets one of these is most likely wasting their money.

  54. Profile photo of dreamschemer
    dreamschemer Female 13-17
    178 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    http://www.wickedlasers.com/videos.php

    Go down to "WickedLasers on CSI!" see how long he puts it on his throat.

  55. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 7:54 pm
    If I went into a shop where they were selling these, and they were able to demonstrate the power of these things i.e. light a genuine no-strings cigarette and what-not, then I would be interested. But the fact that it`s on the net makes me think twice.

    I think it would be cool to have one though, if it worked. Just the price tag.

  56. Profile photo of islacker
    islacker Male 30-39
    68 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 8:52 pm
    Oh boy! These lasers are just the thing to blind airplane pilots!
  57. Profile photo of Metalcastr
    Metalcastr Male 70 & Over
    9 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 9:40 pm
    @pyro: Well, I have a fully functioning death star. It`s currently charging, and will explode in a couple billion years!
  58. Profile photo of KickinDonkey
    KickinDonkey Male 13-17
    243 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 11:06 pm
    OK, if you think they`re fake explain how they set paper on fire with it..
  59. Profile photo of dsrdrdchs
    dsrdrdchs Female 18-29
    77 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 11:53 pm
    WOW! You get FREE GOGGLES when you buy one, that makes it sooo worth it! I`m going to spend $1999.99 on a laser to get free goggles when I can just go to the store and spend $15 to get the goggles, lol!

    "



    Let`s get something straight, we do not sell laser pointers. Wicked Lasers can burn, slash, sizzle skin, and if you aren`t careful, blind you instantly. It doesn`t affect us, because we already know they are so insanely powerful. As a matter of fact, these lasers are so powerful that its barely legal." <<< At least they admit it!

  60. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 12:00 am
    4 thousand dollars!?! are they out of their minds?
  61. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 12:10 am
    It`s something I would buy, use for about 20 minutes, and then get bored. Sure it`s cool that it can light matches, but I can do that myself for free. This is assuming that what it says is true, of course.
  62. Profile photo of PeaceFrog71
    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 12:39 am
    Overpriced?
  63. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 12:42 am
    From: Fubarphill
    Tuesday, July 18, 2006 5:30:12 AM
    These are not fake, i have one and they are awesome! They are expensive but so much fun! :) you can get 5% off any using this code in the shopping cart - 5192
    _________________________________________________1 post? Praising a link selling something? No Way you`re some one advertiseing. (If you didn`t think i was sarcastic please go die)

    I want to see a video of it healing an open cut THEN i might think they are not 100% waste of money.

  64. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 12:52 am
    "450 mW concentrated in a very very small area makes for a lot of power. Sorry if thats a concept thats over your head"

    crisva, you`re an idiot. A light filament is tiny, and, I would bet, has more power than these lasers. And "concentrating" power doesn`t "make power." It can put the energy in a smaller area. Lighting matches and popping dark colored ballons is simply not powerful, IMHO. I can do that with my fingernail

  65. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 8:26 am
    Hahaha! You have long fingernails, you girl.
  66. Profile photo of mrwnt
    mrwnt Male 18-29
    334 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:04 pm
    it`s real, look at the clip of the news program
  67. Profile photo of tattster
    tattster Male 18-29
    31 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:15 pm
    absolutely no point whatso-ever, the only extra thing it can do is light cigaretes, and thats compared to the `extreme` laser. ocmplete waste of time. after you get one what are you going to do!?

    totally rubbish!

  68. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    It doesn`t leave a mark on the white wall but cuts the black tape by the same principle that a black car left out in the sun gets hotter than a white one, black absorbs light whereas white reflects it.
  69. Profile photo of thechacken
    thechacken Male 13-17
    246 posts
    July 24, 2006 at 8:49 am
    it isnt very powerful, butjust imagine the flirting you can do

    *Walk up to a girl in a nightclub about to light a cigarette* "hey let me get that for you, babe" *whips out laser and lights it*
    girl obviously impressed

  70. Profile photo of thechacken
    thechacken Male 13-17
    246 posts
    July 24, 2006 at 8:50 am
    it can cut stuff! only $3999! when it can do the same things as $5 scissors can do!

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