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Date: 07/28/06 02:15 AM

90 Responses to So, shoplifting is okay?

  1. Profile photo of KonekoKeita
    KonekoKeita Male 18-29
    21 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 12:14 am
    Link: So, shoplifting is okay? - Guess no one looked up ``Plunder`` in the dictionary.
  2. Profile photo of kable
    kable Male 13-17
    140 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:16 am
    I LOVE TO SHOPLIFT 1ST
  3. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:19 am
    shutup and shoplifting is a crime!!
  4. Profile photo of BULLdOGG310
    BULLdOGG310 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:20 am
    haha ima jack me some M&M`s now.
  5. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:20 am
    Kable-you are seriously seriously seriously pissing me off. no offense, im sure your a great person, but....

    SHUT.UP.

    like who agrees with me?

  6. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:21 am
    Please ban this n00b...for the rest of i-a-b`s sanity, I emplore you.
  7. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:23 am
    kable is probaly a friend of Owen
  8. Profile photo of I_LOVE_AAR
    I_LOVE_AAR Female 13-17
    18 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:23 am
    I like m&ms. . Maybe enough to "plunder" some. ;-)
  9. Profile photo of BULLdOGG310
    BULLdOGG310 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:25 am
    lol @ kenthegod

    good call

  10. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:26 am
    LOL, I work at a store where I see those things daily, and I never thought of that.
  11. Profile photo of Sela_Bela
    Sela_Bela Female 13-17
    104 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:26 am
    i agree with kenthegod i like M&M`s too
  12. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:27 am
    yea,defitnly a friend of owen
  13. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:29 am
    those look good
  14. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:33 am
    kable shut the fu*k up!
  15. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:33 am
    i agree guys. SO like owens best friend.man now i feel like m&ms.lol
  16. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:36 am
    Friday, July 28, 2006 2:23:02 AM
    kable is probaly a friend of Owen

    lol, that guy was such a dork!

  17. Profile photo of heyzeus9
    heyzeus9 Female 13-17
    92 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:40 am
    aw, now i feel left out, who`s owen?
  18. Profile photo of backdraft123
    backdraft123 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:41 am
    I work at a grocery store too and i think we have that same set-up. Im going to mention it to them that Plunder is another name for steal....maybe i`ll get a raise! :O....or not.
  19. Profile photo of ghoulie11
    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:47 am
    hmmm now that i think of it white chocolate M&M`s sound good
  20. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:58 am
    "hmmm now that i think of it white chocolate M&M`s sound good"
    they arn`t. trust me.
  21. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 3:01 am
    HAHA- on the bag it`s says, "pirate pearls" is it just me, or is that kind of dirty? :-P
  22. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 4:09 am
    I <3 pirates.
  23. Profile photo of kleinPB
    kleinPB Female 18-29
    105 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 4:29 am
    where is the sensation on this photo?? it`s a reason of advertising why the give out thier new sort for free...because then everyone can eat one and will buy them in the future..
  24. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 4:41 am
    pirates own at life.
  25. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 4:42 am
    yes who is owen?
  26. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 4:43 am
    hmm?
  27. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 4:46 am
    help----
    lovesick...
  28. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 5:01 am
    i don`t get it...
  29. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 5:57 am
    i want those m&mS
  30. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:02 am
    i love free stuff
  31. Profile photo of xXkimXx
    xXkimXx Female 18-29
    415 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:15 am
    "kable
    Male, 30-39, Eastern US
    34 Posts"

    30-39? Wow that`s immature. Go to work lame-ass.

  32. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:23 am
    ^^^lol
    wondergirl i agree
  33. Profile photo of AOD-ninja
    AOD-ninja Female 13-17
    302 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:30 am
    lmao!
  34. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 7:04 am
    I could easily just walk out of there with 50 bags of m&ms. If I get stopped for stealing, they could be arrested for false advertising.
  35. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 7:36 am
    kable said: Friday, July 28, 2006 2:26:05 AM
    All you Bitche§ need to go to bed!

    I work nights- please stop spamming

  36. Profile photo of FlyAngel
    FlyAngel Female 18-29
    24 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 7:51 am
    I think Kable and KenttheGod are gay lovers...
  37. Profile photo of FlyAngel
    FlyAngel Female 18-29
    24 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 7:56 am
    And actually 7451, I actually work in Loss Prevention... guess what, we could still throw your ass in jail and not get in trouble... But we could fine the m&m company, or just remove the box. It`s close minded idiots like you that we constantly throw in jail... you guys just don`t seem to get it. So no, we can`t be arrested or fined. That`s the beauty of retail, and loss prevention. I could go into the specifices, but you`re probably a shoplifter that would use that to get around everything. Oh, and even though I`m only 5 feet, I have taken down shoplifters that were taller and thought they were faster. Last week, I tackled a guy that was 6`11. I nearly got fired, I took him down so hard.
  38. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 8:25 am
    Hah!
  39. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 8:35 am
    okay but you didnt have to go into specifics about how tall you are.
  40. Profile photo of pinkconverse
    pinkconverse Female 13-17
    61 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 9:15 am
    Some of you need to grow up and comment the link rather than insulting some stupid c*t.

    And, if they`re white pearls, why are a few piss yellow?

  41. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 9:58 am
    ok
  42. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 10:05 am
    pfft...I don`t like white chocolate anyway.
    And pirates rule. All who disagree will have their eyeballs removed with a rusty corkscrew
    X-(
    :-D
  43. Profile photo of DHF
    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 10:16 am
    haha, they`ve done it now!
  44. Profile photo of glitter bitc
    glitter bitc Female 13-17
    496 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 10:57 am
    ok flyangel, my god, u don`t need 2 go all superbitch on 7451, he was just joking. god calm down.
  45. Profile photo of Vixterness
    Vixterness Female 13-17
    39 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 11:03 am
    White M&M`s not sure if I`d want to try them they sound...unnatural for some reason >.<
  46. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 11:21 am
    lol
  47. Profile photo of hriscay
    hriscay Male 13-17
    24 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 11:38 am
    FREE M&M`S!!! This must be my lucky day!
  48. Profile photo of SilentVoices
    SilentVoices Female 18-29
    33 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    Could you use that as an excuse if you get causght stealing some?
  49. Profile photo of pumpie2
    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    mmm m&m`s. i bet a few people i no wud take advantage of this.
  50. Profile photo of KillRomance3
    KillRomance3 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    whee! I`m going to go "plunder" one right now
  51. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    I think kable IS Owen! He`s a danged clone! And white m&ms don`t taste very good. But for free, who can resist?
  52. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    Funny stuff there.
  53. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 1:39 pm
    lol
  54. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    All I care about is that Depp is on the bag :)
  55. Profile photo of Ichigotchi
    Ichigotchi Female 13-17
    48 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 2:46 pm
    mmm, white chocolate m&ms. Too bad we don`t get them up here, I like them.
  56. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 3:25 pm
    Hm.
  57. Profile photo of mmt
    mmt Female 18-29
    13 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    Nice...
  58. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    "kable is probaly a friend of Owen"
    kable prolly IS Owen.
  59. Profile photo of KonekoKeita
    KonekoKeita Male 18-29
    21 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 5:17 pm
    And why, exactly, did my funny photo turn into a flame war?
  60. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:11 pm
    Weird...
    :-P
  61. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    the M&Ms should have been black, and glowy...that would be cooler than lame white
  62. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    Well, i guess when it came down to it.... after the handcuffs, and time in jail, and court trial, your lawyer could get you out of jail on the legality that it said to plunder it.

    Then, you sue M&M and Mars for all its worth because of the emotional troubles they put you through... and you come out a millionaire.


    Bye guys, Im off to plunder me some M&Ms

  63. Profile photo of jabertsohn
    jabertsohn Male 13-17
    47 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    You couldnt get away with stealing them because of their advertising campaign, you could probably claim insanity if you thought it was actually an invitation to steal though. :-D
  64. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    lets argue on the internet cuz were that mature... well its fun to read anyways
  65. Profile photo of irred
    irred Female 13-17
    695 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 8:25 pm
    lol im following cahalla`s advice

    PIRATES RULE!!

  66. Profile photo of elroy72
    elroy72 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 12:24 am
    mmm those peach rings in the background look good.
  67. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 12:31 am
    If I ever saw that I`d take the whole damn bucket...
  68. Profile photo of Snowkid32
    Snowkid32 Male 13-17
    89 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 12:43 am
    hey ken your not a god first off and if kable is a thief let him be a thief who the drat asked for your jackass to say all this crap? well anywayz getting back to the picture..........LMAO!
  69. Profile photo of celticzaida
    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 12:46 am
    I laughed as I read FlyAngel`s post.
    Then I realized she was being serious.

    Wow, anyways, I`d like to plunder some M&Ms. I`d rape, pillage, and loot those M&Ms.

    Oh, and Tweetness, I love your avatar.

  70. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 12:46 am
    silly kids
  71. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
    154 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 12:57 am
    LOL im not a fan of m&ms tho i prefer smarties...
  72. Profile photo of buryxmealive
    buryxmealive Female 18-29
    34 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 1:08 am
    I get it but...It just wasn`t that funny. -.-
  73. Profile photo of hexagog
    hexagog Male 13-17
    239 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 1:30 am
    not really the best i-a-b material ive seen if you ask me, but i admit i did laugh.
  74. Profile photo of stereotypic
    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 1:53 am
    If you say so...fine M&M`s are good.
  75. Profile photo of grimandsexxy
    grimandsexxy Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 8:23 am
    this was deffinatly not what i expected
  76. Profile photo of Dustfinger
    Dustfinger Female 13-17
    314 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    LOl.
  77. Profile photo of Wave78
    Wave78 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 7:40 pm
    O__o I would just stuff one im my pocket. No sign needed.
  78. Profile photo of dameloth
    dameloth Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 29, 2006 at 8:12 pm
    mmm free m$ms
  79. Profile photo of FlyAngel
    FlyAngel Female 18-29
    24 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 1:10 am
    Okay, my last post was really gay... true, but gay... Anyway, we got rid of the box thanks to you people... bought some... Why would you even want to steal them? You don`t know what gross is until you try them. And why the hell am I wasting time on this website? And why the hell did I tell you people my height? I think I need another drink... Try scotch on the white m&ms, they`re good.
  80. Profile photo of FlyAngel
    FlyAngel Female 18-29
    24 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 1:10 am
    And I`m officially more retarded than kable now, aren`t I...
  81. Profile photo of iTs_JeNnii
    iTs_JeNnii Female 13-17
    25 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 3:20 am
    LOL

    they look good, im gonna go try em lol

  82. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 3:35 am
    tehahaha
  83. Profile photo of crybaby101
    crybaby101 Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 7:47 am
    hehe im hungry now brb
  84. Profile photo of stratguy91
    stratguy91 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 9:45 am
    I think I`ll go to the liquor store and "plunder" some jack.
  85. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    I`m hungry now.
    Thanks.
  86. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 11:07 am
    Ok, I found the defenition of `Plunder`.

    plun·der
    v. plun·dered, plun·der·ing, plun·ders
    v. tr.
    To rob of goods by force, especially in time of war; pillage: plunder a village.
    To seize wrongfully or by force; steal: plundered the supplies

    ...One wouldnt hurt...

  87. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 11:08 am
    Ok, I founf the defenition of plunder...

    plun·der Pronunciation Key (plndr)
    v. plun·dered, plun·der·ing, plun·ders
    v. tr.
    To rob of goods by force, especially in time of war; pillage: plunder a village.
    To seize wrongfully or by force; steal: plundered the supplies
    :-/

  88. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    August 8, 2006 at 3:44 pm
    I do believe this is right..:D
  89. Profile photo of talerthanyou
    talerthanyou Female 13-17
    71 posts
    August 28, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    I saw those at some store. hilarious
  90. Profile photo of pendleton333
    pendleton333 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    December 8, 2007 at 8:56 am
    Someone loves there job a little to much **cough FlyAngel cough***

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