So, shoplifting is okay?

Submitted by: KonekoKeita 10 years ago Funny

Guess no one looked up ""Plunder"" in the dictionary.
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Male 81
Someone loves there job a little to much **cough FlyAngel cough***
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Female 71
I saw those at some store. hilarious
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Female 1,572
I do believe this is right..:D
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Male 280
Ok, I founf the defenition of plunder...

plun·der Pronunciation Key (plndr)
v. plun·dered, plun·der·ing, plun·ders
v. tr.
To rob of goods by force, especially in time of war; pillage: plunder a village.
To seize wrongfully or by force; steal: plundered the supplies
:-/

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Male 280
Ok, I found the defenition of `Plunder`.

plun·der
v. plun·dered, plun·der·ing, plun·ders
v. tr.
To rob of goods by force, especially in time of war; pillage: plunder a village.
To seize wrongfully or by force; steal: plundered the supplies

...One wouldnt hurt...

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Female 878
I`m hungry now.
Thanks.
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Male 82
I think I`ll go to the liquor store and "plunder" some jack.
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Female 17
hehe im hungry now brb
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Female 660
tehahaha
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Female 25
LOL

they look good, im gonna go try em lol

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Female 24
And I`m officially more retarded than kable now, aren`t I...
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Female 24
Okay, my last post was really gay... true, but gay... Anyway, we got rid of the box thanks to you people... bought some... Why would you even want to steal them? You don`t know what gross is until you try them. And why the hell am I wasting time on this website? And why the hell did I tell you people my height? I think I need another drink... Try scotch on the white m&ms, they`re good.
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Male 101
mmm free m$ms
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Female 6
O__o I would just stuff one im my pocket. No sign needed.
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Female 314
LOl.
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Female 55
this was deffinatly not what i expected
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Male 356
If you say so...fine M&M`s are good.
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Male 239
not really the best i-a-b material ive seen if you ask me, but i admit i did laugh.
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Female 34
I get it but...It just wasn`t that funny. -.-
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Male 154
LOL im not a fan of m&ms tho i prefer smarties...
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Female 1,033
silly kids
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Female 205
I laughed as I read FlyAngel`s post.
Then I realized she was being serious.

Wow, anyways, I`d like to plunder some M&Ms. I`d rape, pillage, and loot those M&Ms.

Oh, and Tweetness, I love your avatar.

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Male 89
hey ken your not a god first off and if kable is a thief let him be a thief who the drat asked for your jackass to say all this crap? well anywayz getting back to the picture..........LMAO!
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Male 10,440
If I ever saw that I`d take the whole damn bucket...
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Male 194
mmm those peach rings in the background look good.
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Female 695
lol im following cahalla`s advice

PIRATES RULE!!

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Male 292
lets argue on the internet cuz were that mature... well its fun to read anyways
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Male 46
You couldnt get away with stealing them because of their advertising campaign, you could probably claim insanity if you thought it was actually an invitation to steal though. :-D
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Female 961
Well, i guess when it came down to it.... after the handcuffs, and time in jail, and court trial, your lawyer could get you out of jail on the legality that it said to plunder it.

Then, you sue M&M and Mars for all its worth because of the emotional troubles they put you through... and you come out a millionaire.


Bye guys, Im off to plunder me some M&Ms

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Male 393
the M&Ms should have been black, and glowy...that would be cooler than lame white
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Male 280
Weird...
:-P
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Male 21
And why, exactly, did my funny photo turn into a flame war?
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Female 509
"kable is probaly a friend of Owen"
kable prolly IS Owen.
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Female 13
Nice...
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Female 584
Hm.
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Female 48
mmm, white chocolate m&ms. Too bad we don`t get them up here, I like them.
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Female 670
All I care about is that Depp is on the bag :)
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Male 451
lol
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Male 1,406
Funny stuff there.
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Male 738
I think kable IS Owen! He`s a danged clone! And white m&ms don`t taste very good. But for free, who can resist?
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Female 142
whee! I`m going to go "plunder" one right now
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Female 294
mmm m&m`s. i bet a few people i no wud take advantage of this.
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Female 33
Could you use that as an excuse if you get causght stealing some?
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Male 24
FREE M&M`S!!! This must be my lucky day!
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Male 2,567
lol
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Female 39
White M&M`s not sure if I`d want to try them they sound...unnatural for some reason >.<
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Female 496
ok flyangel, my god, u don`t need 2 go all superbitch on 7451, he was just joking. god calm down.
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Male 368
haha, they`ve done it now!
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Female 532
pfft...I don`t like white chocolate anyway.
And pirates rule. All who disagree will have their eyeballs removed with a rusty corkscrew
X-(
:-D
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Male 1,078
ok
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Female 61
Some of you need to grow up and comment the link rather than insulting some stupid c*t.

And, if they`re white pearls, why are a few piss yellow?

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Male 2,057
okay but you didnt have to go into specifics about how tall you are.
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Female 1,007
Hah!
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Female 24
And actually 7451, I actually work in Loss Prevention... guess what, we could still throw your ass in jail and not get in trouble... But we could fine the m&m company, or just remove the box. It`s close minded idiots like you that we constantly throw in jail... you guys just don`t seem to get it. So no, we can`t be arrested or fined. That`s the beauty of retail, and loss prevention. I could go into the specifices, but you`re probably a shoplifter that would use that to get around everything. Oh, and even though I`m only 5 feet, I have taken down shoplifters that were taller and thought they were faster. Last week, I tackled a guy that was 6`11. I nearly got fired, I took him down so hard.
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Female 24
I think Kable and KenttheGod are gay lovers...
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Female 1,972
kable said: Friday, July 28, 2006 2:26:05 AM
All you Bitche§ need to go to bed!

I work nights- please stop spamming

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Male 1,478
I could easily just walk out of there with 50 bags of m&ms. If I get stopped for stealing, they could be arrested for false advertising.
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Female 302
lmao!
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Female 504
^^^lol
wondergirl i agree
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Female 413
"kable
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
34 Posts"

30-39? Wow that`s immature. Go to work lame-ass.

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Male 1,550
i love free stuff
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Female 269
i want those m&mS
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Male 1,866
i don`t get it...
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Male 1,866
help----
lovesick...
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Male 1,016
hmm?
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Male 1,016
yes who is owen?
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Male 1,343
pirates own at life.
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Female 105
where is the sensation on this photo?? it`s a reason of advertising why the give out thier new sort for free...because then everyone can eat one and will buy them in the future..
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Female 1,397
I <3 pirates.
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Female 809
HAHA- on the bag it`s says, "pirate pearls" is it just me, or is that kind of dirty? :-P
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Female 3,562
"hmmm now that i think of it white chocolate M&M`s sound good"
they arn`t. trust me.
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Male 359
hmmm now that i think of it white chocolate M&M`s sound good
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Male 160
I work at a grocery store too and i think we have that same set-up. Im going to mention it to them that Plunder is another name for steal....maybe i`ll get a raise! :O....or not.
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Female 92
aw, now i feel left out, who`s owen?
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Female 370
Friday, July 28, 2006 2:23:02 AM
kable is probaly a friend of Owen

lol, that guy was such a dork!

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Female 1,413
i agree guys. SO like owens best friend.man now i feel like m&ms.lol
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Male 379
kable shut the fu*k up!
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Female 430
those look good
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Male 379
yea,defitnly a friend of owen
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Female 104
i agree with kenthegod i like M&M`s too
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Female 3,562
LOL, I work at a store where I see those things daily, and I never thought of that.
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Male 125
lol @ kenthegod

good call

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Female 18
I like m&ms. . Maybe enough to "plunder" some. ;-)
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Male 379
kable is probaly a friend of Owen
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Female 1,972
Please ban this n00b...for the rest of i-a-b`s sanity, I emplore you.
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Female 1,413
Kable-you are seriously seriously seriously pissing me off. no offense, im sure your a great person, but....

SHUT.UP.

like who agrees with me?

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Male 125
haha ima jack me some M&M`s now.
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Male 379
shutup and shoplifting is a crime!!
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Male 140
I LOVE TO SHOPLIFT 1ST
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Male 21
Link: So, shoplifting is okay? [Rate Link] - Guess no one looked up ``Plunder`` in the dictionary.
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