Pong, the Text Adventure

Submitted by: itsgeorge 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong/

Some games are just better with graphics.
There are 112 comments:
Male 400
weird.
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Male 51
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Male 51
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Female 50
Yes...so...um...entertaining
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Female 264
it made me to burn someones eyeballs
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Female 39
Gah, that`s boring. So true that some games are better with graphics. The original aint all that good anyway but it`s WAYYY better than that
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Female 55
are you serious?
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Female 71
yeh that would be great lol.
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Male 246
the best ever game EVER! mee like pie i think pacman should be next, choose where to gowhile avoiding the jelly!
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Female 71
lol this rocks! i think games like this will replace all games and we shall all be overrun by game text madness! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 455
this game makes me laugh
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Male 447
lmao
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Male 92
weird...
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Male 919
* HUGE YAWN *
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Male 393
i have no idea what ppl are talking about
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Female 1,262
I can physically feel anger. Someone created something so silly like this.
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Female 27
I love how enthusiastic it is!

Very boring after about, two seconds though. I need visuals! haha

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Male 803
well that was very tedious
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Male 738
Oh no, MrEman`s gone mad! I don`t understand...
Anywho, that little game was really nice. Good idea, even it it was a tad uneventful.
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Male 1,496
i win.
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Male 46
It was poor... it told you what to click, then if you click it you get a point. Kind of like the kill everyone project.
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Female 873
That sucked but made me laugh..
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Male 820
lame
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Male 2,605
Call me easily amused, but I find this funny as all hell. Sue me for giving it a three.
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Male 458
Wow, so intense.
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Male 493
This game would have been better if it had a text parser, so you had to type in "move paddle up". It would be a little more authentically infocom and all.
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Male 59
it was kind of funny at first then it was gay.
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Male 11,739
That made me even more bored. It never ends which doesn`t help. I stopped at 26-0.
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Male 1,289
HA!!! i rock....
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Female 122
gave up after scoring a point, i wasn`t bored enough to keep playing.
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Male 1,383
quite a funny yet repeptitive and boring game. When does it end anyway?
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Female 1,382
Yumii You dont have that many posts so why are you talking

Well I have more than 3 times your posts

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Female 1,007
Ugh.
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Male 383
The original Pong was boring enough. This brings a new definition to boring.
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Male 361
that wasnt even funny or good
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Male 951
Would be vaguely funny if the guy who made it didn`t make so many idiotic errors with "we are the left, we must destroy the evil left", etc.
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Male 713
wasnt really supposed to be fun... funny indeed though!
heh.
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Male 246
that game was meh
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Female 670
yeah why???
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Male 601
lmaorofl
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Female 351
that game was so rubbish it`s kinda funny
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Male 68
i actually found tht quite amusing it seems our enemy over in the right paddle isnt quite as quick as us in charge of the left flank
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Female 79
If anyone is ever bored enough to play this game and get a thrill out of it i pity them
yet here i am playing it myself :-<
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Female 168
boring
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Male 154
i laughed ^.^
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Male 274
and why do you say that?
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Male 274
and this is why i don`t usually leave many comments... but meh i fell like speaking my mind... or maybe that`s the booze and deleria talking...
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Male 128
shadpro is a douchebag
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Male 536
its really too easy to win this game
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Female 22
commnets? what are you summoning your butterflynets or something?

oh shush i meant comments

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Male 7
Well.. That made me chuckle
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Male 1,808
Excellent, the LEFT paddle has needed a leader like you for a long time. With your help, we may just be able to destroy the evil ENEMY that is the LEFT paddle

notice how you are your own enemy? sorry I just noticed that. and it was........odd to say the least.

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Male 415
the real games better
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Female 138
Cute xD
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Male 315
It was pretty funny to start with, but got boring soon. DId anyone figure out how to score a point?
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Female 127
that was entertaining for a split second...

68th post :-) lol

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Male 223
67th post...uh...hurray for me
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Female 665
that was kind of boring x.x
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Female 2,552
Lmao!
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Male 1,014
I thought the link was pretty funny, but this is the lamest thread, ever. Why must you post 20 times in the same thread? Gets old.
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Male 162
Funny for about 2 minutes xD
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Male 451
how come i cant score
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Male 61
that was funny in a boring kind of way
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Female 879
Too funny, I was actually more entertained by that than the actual game...
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Male 1,420
iluvpink13, you CAN delete your comments... so if theres one that happens twice, you dont need to keep it there
yay for people with under 200 posts! (sarcasm) theyre like the freshmen of I-A-B.
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Male 348
commnets? what are you summoning your butterflynets or something?
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Male 506
its funny, but not nearly as fun as the original.
"i know i enjoyed reading the commnets more then the game ...."
Me too
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Female 22
i know i enjoyed reading the commnets more then the game ....
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Female 33
"Now this game sucks, but it made me laugh!"

Ditto.

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Male 2,057
what a pile of rubbish
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Male 1,478
51st post!

Now this game sucks, but it made me laugh!

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Female 1,463
that was rubbish
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Male 82
I don`t know which is more of a waste of space, the "game" or these comments.
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Male 1,407
My god this site is going downhill. That`s based on the comments, not the links.
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Female 694
Reading all these comments are more entertaining than the post itself...
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Female 1,033
that was fun for about point 2 seconds
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Female 1,412
oops sorry. everytime i refresh the page, my last comment gets written. and gabbly is fun. u can do it on pretty much any website
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Male 323
lol gabbly, HA
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Male 329
gabbly chat is fun, nuff said
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Male 323
Yumii You dont have that many posts so why are you talking
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Male 1,343
they should make other games, like pacman or residentevil.
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Female 1,382
Where are all the non boring, non new people around here?
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Female 1,412
dont make fun of my typo guys!!!
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Female 1,412
http://gabbly.com/i-am-bored.com oops i meant gabbly chat my bad. i laughed when i saw i wrote gigly. lol
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Male 323
Yeah and iluvpink i know your trying to be the smart, nice on but this is post thread ok, not a damn reality t.v show.
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Male 329
a gigly chat... like haha chat? what the hell is happening here?
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Male 323
What the hell, mr eman what are you talkin about
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Male 329
lol, funny shad
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Male 329
thats shadpros I am a pretty pretty little girling fault
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Female 1,412
ya the pong game is gay. i dont even know why im still here. i guess chattin with u guys was fun lol. we should start like a gigly chat or somethin
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Female 1,984
I posted here not even FIVE minutes ago... Now there are two pages of posts! This went fast! Whoooosh.
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Female 1,412
7mile, i have no prob with u, and shadpro seems nice. i think what shadpro means is he hates people who are negative.i have a prob with a few of those mysewlf. so cant we all get along???
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Male 274
oh and my next question, are you gullible?
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Male 274
hey 7mile in your next comment, in the F-word replace the U with a V
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Male 274
i`m beggining to enjoy the stuff in the comments more then the pong itself. not that the pong was all that good in the first place
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Male 1,343
its funny, but not nearly as fun as the original.
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Male 323
shadpro I dont know what the hell your talking about so stfu ok.
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Female 1,412
my sister, i mean gets upset
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Female 1,412
a fly???
lol thas hilarious. my sister can do that we call her the fly charmer. she can walk up to one, pick it up, and itll sit in her hand until she lets it outside. she`s only 7. my cat, on the other hand, can jump like 3 feet and catch the fly in her mouth... she gets upset....
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Male 274
that was funny it was in that order.
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Female 1,412
shadpro_ im soooo sorry! i was actually fooling around with my computer and it posted my post again. your comment wasnt even on my screen yet. but it is soooo funny that that happened in order. lol
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Male 274
appearantly you ARE confused
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Female 1,412
by the way, this game was stupid i think. wooow that made me more bored
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Male 4
huh??? I`m confused
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Male 274
every-freaken time i post some one has posted before me. how incredioulously annoying.
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Female 1,984
Didn`t entertain me.
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Male 274
oh, and just to be cliche-- fifth!
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Male 323
Why?
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Male 274
if you`re bored, it`s entertaining
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Female 78
This amuses me. : )
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Male 29
Link: Pong, the Text Adventure [Rate Link] - Some games are just better with graphics.
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