Pee-Wee`s Breakfast Machine

Submitted by: IAmTheMoose 10 years ago in Entertainment

The Original Breakfast Sequence From Pee-Wee"s Big Adventure.
There are 76 comments:
Female 21
I WANT HIS HOUSE. Not his dog thu... its ugly.
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Female 52
WHAT - THE - HELL - WAS - THAT ??
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Male 133
I want that machine.
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Female 57
i LOVE pee-wee!!!
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Male 1,725
this guy really scares me

plus
he did u no wat in a movie theater:-/

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Male 251
If I remember correctly, Pee Wee had an on-stage skit before he got into television (a la "Pee Wee`s Playhouse). His skit involved, as you might correctly guess by now, him being a big kid and living in a bigger world--the props were huge-sized to compensate for the fact he`s not actually kid-sized.

However, if I also remember correctly, his on-stage skit was NOT child-oriented--it contained adult themes.

If you`re that curious about him, try Wikipedia.

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Male 1,343
ok to end the debate as to what peewee is:

Pee-Wee is the child in all of us.

god. i cant believe i said something that stupid.

but it makes more sense that fetish for big things.

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Male 468
after all that breakfast, he only has a bite or two. He doesn`t deserve the machine; he wastes food.
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Female 411
[quote]On 7/17/2006 6:57:09 PM ogirl3000 wrote: you should brush your teeth after :/[/quote]

Some people brush them before and after.

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Female 192
LOL I liked the part where the dancing ppl were in the corner and it said You`re waching Pee-Wee`s Big Adventure... XD
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Female 89
OMG Paul Ruebens was arrested for what? The hell you say! B-|

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Female 193
..............o_o
Wow, I have no idea why my brother was obsessed with that show when he was young. O_o
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Male 734
I think that man has caused PTSD in more people than anyone else in the history of the human race.
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Female 1,397
Really odd...He had some issues.
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Female 81
he made all that food and only had a tiny bite of Mr T cereal! There`s starving kids in Africa PEE-WEE!!!
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Female 178
To everybody saying that he has a fetish for big things, grow up, and learn to read. His name is PEE WEE. As in small. The whole point is that he`s a small adult, that`s why everything is big, to make him look small. When they were making his show and movie, that was considered a huge special effect. They didn`t have everything we have now (lord of the rings for example).
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Male 451
that was creepy and who is this guy iv never heard of him
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Female 69
rockstrongo is rite he is a litte creepy

:-(

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Female 411
That`s from one of my favorite movies.
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Male 215
And after aaaaall that, he ate 5 pieces of cereal.

BTW, it`s cool to see Pee-Wee deal cocaine in the movie Blow.

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Male 154
okay who the hell wrote the dialog? LoL! like jeeze it must a bin a really boring day in the nutbin
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Female 1,944
didnt pee-wee herman get busted for jacking off in a movie theater?
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Female 609
lol i like the family guy version better but id like it if peewee had peters :D


i actually do watch that show sometimes. its funny cus its so stupid.

and wasnt he arrested for havin his weewee out in an adult move theatre :/ hopefully kids didnt see that news

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Female 609
well anyway
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Female 609
you should brush your teeth after :/
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Female 87
Monday, July 17, 2006 9:03:18 AM
Who brushes their teeth then eats breakfast?

...me

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Female 138
D:

Strange... just strange...

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Male 337
Anyone notice he eats about 4 pieces of cereal for breakfast after all that work?

Also, I never found it strange-- It was "indecent exposure" in an ADULT MOVIE THEATER.

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Male 1,808
He didnt even eat that! And where are the pancakes! Are they still up there?! and why does Mr. T have Breakfast cereal!?
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Male 272
i saw that movie before, used to make me laugh. u might think he`s gay in the movie but he actually gets the girl at the end.
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Male 246
AHHHHHH ITS COMING FOR ME FIRST THOSE REFRENCES ON FAMILY GUY
THEN ON ADULT SWIM

AND NOW IAB
NOWHERE IS SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Female 55
I LOVE PEEWEE!!!
I`m so happy that Peewee`s Playhouse is back on TV. It`s so random and stupid that I can`t stop laughing.
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Male 919
OMG COKE`S NOT GOOD KIDS..
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Female 36
I love Pee Wee Herman. The show is pratically based on kids in adult bodies, and I find that amusing.
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Male 198
I just can`t look at Pee Wee the same now that I know his obsession with child porn. Jacking off in a theater is one thing, but collecting "arthouse" pictures of naked kids is something completely different. Ecch...
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Female 1,784
this* crap
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Female 1,784
man I used to watch Pee Wee`s play house when I was little, amazing how we don`t relise how stupid a show is and how retarted a show is when we are little.
Now I am all like what the bloody hell is the crap!? lol
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Female 119
i was always freaked out by pee-wee....nobody understood that at that time...DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW!?........"hehe"
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Female 1,252
Haha, I love Pee Wee Herman!
I like when he talks and he makes that obnoxious face :-D

HUAHUAH
:-P

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Male 22
I heard he was jacking it at a porno theatre
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Male 924
family guys one was better and funny at the end
aahhhhhh
what was the point of all that
ahh
all it does is shoot ya
it doesnt make breakfastt at all
ahh
i actually laughed out loud then
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Female 93
God, fudgemonkey- This show is NOTHING like family guy

this had to be the scariest thing ive ever seen
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Male 217
neway didnt they have somethin like this on family guy?
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Male 217
it seems he has a weird fetish for big things....
just sayin...
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Female 314
oh. my. GOD. Pee wee herman is a freaking PSYCHO! when i was little and i watched that shxt for the first time i had freaking NIGHTMARES. *shudder*
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Male 602
I saw this dude on Conan like last week. Looks like the guy got a tan.
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Male 376
that man screwd a grenrtion of kids
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Female 39
You just gotta love Pee Wee. He is god of insane television! You see kids who watch other things on tv and say that Pee Wee is "gay" or "retarded" he is practically being the same as when you watch Family Guy or somethin`. It`s the randomness that makes us laugh...
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Male 1,420
DHF, consider yourserlf lucky.
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Male 368
What in the world was that?? Who`s that guy?? Should I know him??
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Male 1,383
wouldn`t it just be easier to make it urself? i don`t know anyone that would actually buy a breakfast machine and be that patient to get some crummy poo.
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Male 2,057
i hated that. Let`s never speak of it again.
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Male 46
supposedly he molested himself with a broomstick...
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Female 552
lol :P i have a tooth brush that big i dont use it b/c its in the attic but still.... i want his dog lol
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Male 7
freaking creepy guy...
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Male 626
How dare he expose himself in a XXX theatre! Their could have been kids there who didn`t understand what they where seeing! What a sick perv!
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Male 609
my god i havn`t seen that since i was a kid and thought i was like the best.. now.. thats just creepy.. it`s strange what kids find ammusing ... and yeh He was masturbating in a public XXX theatre... like come on .. when ya watching porn of course you got the urge to smack the monkey.. i always was told he exposed himself in a public place.. when ya think public place you automaticaly think a park or something along those lines.. but exposing yourself when there`s already a hep of dicks and pussys on the tv screen infront of you.. insin`t as bad as a park or for that matter.. yeh it`s kinda gross.. but yeh nuff of my rant
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Female 316
One of my favorite moments of that movie. Thanks for the post.
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Female 799
Who brushes their teeth then eats breakfast?
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Female 811
Didn`t he get put in prison for exposing himself? Anyway, the guy is obviously a retard.
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Male 1,478
That guy is messed up
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Male 1,929
That was... odd. Its worse than a b-movie for 5 year olds. That was poor!
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Female 1,033
lol that was great. i forgot how much he laughs
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Male 297
Love Pee Wee. all childrens entertainment is "insane" he actually put something different out.
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Male 1,343
"goodmorning, peewee"
"goodmorning, mr. breakfast!"

hahaha...

good times, good times...

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Male 1,343
yeah i was watching it the other day and i noticed that almost everything is twice as big as it should be, so i guess he`s supposed to be like a kid or something.
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Female 195
My god! When I was 6 I watched him and never realized how freaky this man is! Oh my god it`s so creepy!!!
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Female 130
i think he`s on something ..
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Female 403
i look back now and reolize how effing creepy he is. i never noticed that when i was a kid
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Male 125
i want some Mr.T cereal
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Male 236
didnt he masturbate in a theatre?
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Male 383
I`ve always hated that guy -.-

I swear, he`s an insane homo!

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Male 359
Thts a big toothbrush and does anyone else want Mr.T breakfast cereal?
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Male 331
am i the only one creeped out by pee-wee?
how he laughs and the things he does comes off to me like he`s insane...
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Male 70
Entertaining. I`ve never seen it before, just other versions.
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Male 1,343
Link: Pee-Wee`s Breakfast Machine [Rate Link] - The Original Breakfast Sequence From Pee-Wee`s Big Adventure.
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