Most Challenging Soccer Field Ever

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

Someone went to a lot of trouble to make something so useless.
There are 129 comments:
Female 14
I`d play on that!!


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Male 260
he`s driving down feild......past the defenders........O! and he`s in the bush!
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Female 19
wow:-O
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Female 878
I guess it`s just supposed to be funny to look at. Like crop circles.
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Male 24
If the title was "Most Challenging Football/Soccer Field Ever" we wouldn`t be having this arguement. Why does it matter that other places call the sport different names? Let`s just end the arguement and comment on the image please.

lol, you`d be able to pass the ball to yourself by kicking it up hill and letting it roll back down to you :P

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Female 268
^^^ that`s funny
it has been proven that the word soccer came from europe, so why does it matter if we still call it that. i think it`s just an underlying need to diss americans. not that we don`t deserve it sometimes but lighten up a bit, nothing you say is going to change the fact of why we call football and soccer what we do.
don`t sweat the small stuff
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Female 297
finaly, how can a whole country be inbred????

hehe. have you ever been to Norfolk Island? squidgy little island country near New Zealand. it was settled by 7 mutineers and 2 tahitian women. now theres some 1500 people living on it.

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Male 236
o yea, and soccer is the hardest to play, you cant just pick it up and b good at it. my friend played soccer/futbol his whole life and then started playing baseball. next week, tried out 4 the highschool team and made it. in his blood? nah. 16 yrs of never touching a base. it just an easy sport 2 play.
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Male 236
^^^ i agree, solid.

bigbadgoat, a real goalie knows where the ball is going 2 go, and like u could do any better with 2 defenders on ur back trying to control the ball.

okay then, 4 the africans, use a big stick. there. and once again, y do u need money 2 hav fun. i`ll bet u if they all of a sudden got paid 100 trillion dollars, they would still choose soccer/futbol over any other sport.

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Male 161
Thats awesome I wanna play on it.

Soccer/Futball the best, it`s the only sport I like. How can you people not like it, pfsh, uncultured swines.

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Male 1,343
^^^ bigbadboat


yeah, the GDP for africa is about $110, so they would make $10 in about 1 month.

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Male 2
Oh yeah, one other thing. If anyone payed attention to the World Cup this year, they went over how the word soccer came about and explained that it was not america that came up with the word soccer and they are not the only country to use the term soccer. Most of the world does call it Futbol, but America is not the only place to call it Soccer.
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Male 738
I think the Canadians get to decide to real international names, because they are so cool. And they are like both US and Eroupe, they are just so cool like that. What say you, Canada?
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Male 2
I`d just like to say that if you are going to call it Futbol, you may as well spell it correctly : F-U-T-B-O-L. That is how you spell the european version of soccer, not Football - that`s how you spell the sport that the Pittsburgh Steelers dominate.
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Female 553
Mm yeah, just realized that American "football" hardly involves feet at all. So who the fudge came up with that name???
Only an American :P
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Female 553
To whomever said a European was ignorant for correcting the use of "soccer:"
You`re ignorant. America is the only place in the world to call it "soccer."
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Male 2
You wouldn`t get any Italian Players diving on it would you as they would be rolling all the way down the Pitch in to the lake!!!!!
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Male 962
who cares about fooyball/soccer thing it sucks
and jjcruiser13 you filled in the sterotypes of being big headed and stupid.
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Female 706
A lot of non-americans seem to be pointing out that ONLY America uses the term "soccer"
There is a reason for that. We are the world super power. We can do whatever the f*ck we want, and all you guys can do is complain about it on the internet. Sucks to be all of you, doesn`t it?
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Female 1,033
lol
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Male 919
Hey not only in US we call it soccer in Canada 2...
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Male 377
cool
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Male 10
I don`t get your logic... I mean $10 is cheap here in North America, you realize how many years it would take most africans to make $10? honestly. Most of the countrie`s GDP is based on agriculture, you know farms... and with farms, theres animals... and what are most balls made of? normally the skin, or some part of the digestive tract of an animals. Therefore balls, cost $0, making it quite easy, and affordable for anyone in the world to play.

Listen, if you`re a god damn superstar making $30M/year, and you have a net thats avout 20-30 times the size of the goaltender, and you miss the net, when the goalie`s only chance of saving it is a blatant guess as to where the shooter is going to kick it, you have no excuse for not scoring every single time. I don`t care.

wow. you can raise the puck off the ice, no way you can hit the top corner every time, or even a quarter of the time you tried. not even gretzky could do that.

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Female 37
Wow, talk about getting worked up over nothing. It`s just easier to call American football "football" and to call football "soccer" here bc our football is more popular in the US. Too many syllables otherwise. So those Europeans getting bent out of shape and those others continuing the debate, relax. It`s just a name.
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Female 455
By the way you european morons... Before you go dissing OUR country, let me remind you what we did to Japan...

Look Flyangel i`m on neither side here- i don`t care about the soccer/football debate. It`s only a name get over it people! But bringing japan into this and hiroshima is bad taste. And calling us morons is real mature by the way. Even is you are trying to be funny or sacastic is some way that is REALLY BAD TASTE. Don`t involve stuff like that in moronic little arguements please.

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Female 24
You know, they say brits are snobs... Now I know why. LET IT GO!!! WE DON`T WANT TO CALL IT FOOTBALL BECAUSE YOU BRITS CALL IT FOOTBALL! And yeah, we are special, we`re the ones who beat the brits out of this country, whereas you guys are all over austrailia. If you can`t give it a rest, then ruin your own image. Geez, you guys are as bad as americans.
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Male 383
"Someone took alot of time and effort"?

No, it could easily be photoshopped. On Photoshop, it`s easy to find a picture and make it go on, sort of like a label, onto another picture. So he could have just taken a picture of a soccer (or football, to you brits)field layout, shaped it to go on realistically, and pasted it.

I am a pro at photoshop, and that is not hard to do. Trust me, i know ;)

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Male 2,057
sorry.
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Male 2,057
everyone else says football in the world
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Male 2,057
its FOOTBALL okay, you use your feet.

American football hardly uses feet except to run

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Female 342
It would be funner if it was completly straight down aha
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Male 2,510
im a brit and i do say football is the national ward fo our mommas to say taught us in this field

im british and i have no clue what you just said.

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Male 368
I would`ve loved to play there! looks like a lot of fun!
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Male 118
then again this is the country that calls a war "peace keeping"
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Male 451
maybe the one in an old adidas advert was worse. Suspended in the air, just lots of metal bars.
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Male 1
thats in olympic park in munich and the field was a project of some art-students while the soccer worldcup.. i was there many times =)
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Male 26
we invented football (britain) so its OFFICIAL NAME IS FOOTBALL, dumb americans. Just like the language you speak is ENGLISH, not "American"
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Male 1,343
ok check it.

its the SAME GAME no matter what you call it!

now please shut up about it!

i guess now you are going to have an argument about tomato (toe-may-toe) vs. tomato (toe-mah-toe).

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Male 1,385
It was called football long before it was called soccer

The Chinese 7,000 years ago played a game was called Tsu Chu with a fur stuffed leather ball
The Japanese called thier game Kemari and played a game against China in 611A.D
The Romans and the Greeks had a game called Harpastum
Finally from Britain we get the story of football beginning with the beheading of a Danish Prince. It is said that his head was used as a ball and that as he was hated so much that villagers passed around drawings depicting the event with a ball instead of his head and that is how it became a sport kicking the ball into a specified goal or net.

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Male 962
people just ignore kingofall
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Male 962
funny.god people just shut the fu*ck up about the soccer vs football thing.
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Male 236
^^ true. you have 2 measure and everything. and put the goals on.
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Male 1,496
Even if it isn`t photoshopped it wouldn`t be a whole lotta work just paint some lines on.
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Male 236
*cough* ms hilton is slut *cough*
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Male 236
flyangel u f*cking redneck. "SHUT THE HELL UP AND MAKE THIS F!CKING COUNTRY LOOK BETTER BY BEING F!CKING POLITE!!!!!!!!" and b4 that she said "By the way you european morons... Before you go dissing OUR country, let me remind you what we did to Japan..." LOL thats funny angel.
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Male 236
THERE IS A GOLIE IN THE NET! A DERRRRRRRR!!!! the reason players miss so much is cuz they try 2 get the ball as close 2 the bar as possible without going out. from a distance, that is extremly hard. f*cking retard.

actually i went golfing with my friend`s uncle 1 time. im not gonna lie, i sucked, but it was still boring as hell.

and ur sayin baseball is expensive 2 play. DIMWIT, CARD BOARD 4 BASES, CHEAP METAL BAT, 10 BUCKS, A BASEBALL, $1. OMG!!!!! AN ARM AND A LEG!

and y does stuff have 2 be expensive 2 hav fun?

and hockey, that is so easy! i mean i cant shoot at like 90 mph but i can hit the corner of the net. i like hockey its fun to watch and play and it takes skill 2 play. just not better than soccer.

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Female 24
By the way you european morons... Before you go dissing OUR country, let me remind you what we did to Japan... And may I remind you that we send you aide every year so you can stop your pissy little whining and get a drating life. I don`t care if it`s football or soccer, just stop bitching about something so STUPID, that it`s not even worth argueing about. You say Americans are bad, you make yourselves look so petty. Seriously, get a life...And all americans on this site...SHUT THE HELL UP AND MAKE THIS F!CKING COUNTRY LOOK BETTER BY BEING F!CKING POLITE!!!!!!!!
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Female 164
to tell u all the truth....


I HATE SOCCER AND FOOTBALL .....SO SUCK ON THAT!

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Female 24
bigbadgoat, you`re gay... Wanna play soccer or football?
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Female 24
Soccer, football, it`s all the same. Long as I can kick a guy in the nads and get away with it, I`ll call it whatever I want!
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Female 77
it looks fakee.
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Male 243
lol thats funny and wtf soccer sux thats gey
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Male 10
as for your golf comment? obviously you haven`t played golf if you dont consider it a major sport. Tiger Woods has more talent than the entire Man U team combined.

As for your third world country comment? Any pro athlete who plays has tremendous passion for their sport. If not, anyone with any bit of atletic talent would easily make a living playing sports. Dont give me that passion bit. Balls are cheap. pitching mounds arent, hockey stadiums and gear isnt, golf courses definately arent.

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Female 131
Nice.
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Male 10
yeah.. tons of hits, considering a great season is getting a hit 3/10 times at bad. I`m sure thats a lot:S

I dont get how little goals get scored in soccer/football. Can you possibly make the net any bigger? has to be the largest goal in any sport. how many shots are so blatantly wide during a game? dozens. These are pro soccer/football players who can`t hit the broad side of a barn! Some of these people miss bad during penalty kicks! happened all the time at the world cup (which I watched religiously, I love watching all forms of sport)

as for your baseball/soccer player comparison, the football player would be amazingly lucky to even make contact with 10% of the pitches he faced.

As for me, I love hockey. There is no way you will ever see a pro hockey player miss then net as much the best soccer players in the world do, they wouldnt even make it to the minor leagues. Now tell me that sport doesnt require talent.

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Male 236
o yea and i dont consider golfing a major sport, saenzof. no offense.
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Male 236
oooh so thats how the word soccer originated. thanx dekazz.

^^ o yea bigbadgoat, how many hits r there in an MLB game? a lot. try getting ur team past past 10 people and a pro goalkeeper. how many goals r there in a...lets say spanish premier leage game. not a lot. making a goal is the hardest thing to do. i`ll bet u, Man U can play baseball better than the Yankees can play soccer. plus those 3rd world countries play soccer cuz they hav passion. every kid growing up in lets say Brazil has a dream of being a soccer superstar. no country has passion for a sport as much as soccer. joga bonito bitch.

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Male 10
well... I dont even like baseball, but its been scientifically proven one of the hardest things to do in sports period is hit a baseball from pro pitcher, you have something like .2 seconds to react.

now, about soccer/football/futebol`s popularity world-wide... would that have ANYTHING to do with the fact that all it requires to play is.. a ball? no equipment, no snow, not even goal posts, really. I mean how many third world countries play soccer? can`t a lot of these people not afford to eat, yet play soccer for hours a day???

just because the majority favors something, doesnt mean its the best... I mean, Hitler was voted into power, and so was Bush... twice. The whole world know how good of decisons those have been!

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Male 38
Saturday, July 29, 2006 11:04:06 PM
im sorry where exactly did i say the whole country are inbred morons,moron?

Saturday, July 29, 2006 9:36:55 PM
its called football and thick,inbred,moron yanks

unless of course, you only mean the north in which case, we`re out of the civil war but i appreciate your concern

history time...

First off, both evolved from the same game, both evolved in england. Two things evolved- football that was closer to rugby, and football which is football we know or soccer. it became to confusing so they began to call football (soccer) association football, shortened to "assoccer" shortened to "soccer" which is easier for a child to say. so one thing shows from this, soccer is an english word, NOT an americanized one

Second like i said the football which was "rugby" became less popular in the motherland and spread to english colonies (australia mainly) and later evoled to the american football we know.

a limited expla

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Female 48
"its called football and thick,inbred,moron yanks are not going to tell us what we can and cannot call the national sport of most countries in the world because they play some girly game with all kinds of padding in which you use your hands and want to steal our name because they are too stupid to think of one themselves, thank you."

Perhaps I missed it, but I haven`t seen any posts where people have been saying "itz soccer lolz not futbal u stupid brits" or anything of the sort. I have, however, seen at least two posts saying that it`s FOOTBALL, not SOCCER.
Maybe it`s football in your part of the world. It`s soccer in mine.
All in all, who really gives a sh-t either way?

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Male 29
Ball+hill+lake= God ##### it.
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Male 59
i do know how a whole nation can be criminals though.
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Male 59
im sorry where exactly did i say the whole country are inbred morons,moron?
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Female 169
well said overman
sportsguy-
golfing is the most unathletic sport, not baseball
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Male 1,343
imagine playing that with one of those balls where a person gets strapped in there. it would be made of a bouyant material, so noone would drown.
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Male 1,149
Lol, a lot of hard photoshoping )-|
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Female 32
I meant to say that I agree with sportsguy69.
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Female 55
who cares whether you call it soccer or football, at least when you call it soccer it can`t be confused with somthing else.
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Male 236
2 all u little bitches that say "soccer sucks anyways." think before u speak. the whole world plays soccer or football whatever u want 2 call it. what do u play, baseball? that is the most unathletic sport ever. so get off ur fat a$$es and start jogging. soccer is the hardest sports 2 play and it takes the most skill. and if you think that is the only sport i play, ur wrong. i play WR on my highschool american football team. and heres my opinion about the soccer/football debate, i personally think it should be called football in US.

peace out.

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Female 44
Saturday, July 29, 2006 2:01:42 PM
its called FOOTBALL, but still, we will have the shallow end

It`s soccor to americans, don`t be such an ignorant fool.
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NO flaming intended, just wanted to say I LMFAO at the brutal, brutal irony in this post. Thank you, tainteddemon. (I know you corrected it immediately, it`s still f*cking hilarious though. And Americans should be capitalised as well, fyi.)

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Male 216
"its called football and thick,inbred,moron yanks are not going to tell us what we can and cannot call the national sport of most countries in the world because they play some girly game with all kinds of padding in which you use your hands and want to steal our name because they are too stupid to think of one themselves, thank you."
thank you??? wtf m8 h3ll b1g 3g0!! LOL!!!
also if you say mom and I say mum, does that make me a "thick,inbred,moron"
finaly, how can a whole country be inbred????
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Male 2,567
LOL
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Male 180
um... whats a good excuse when u forget your anniversary?
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Male 401
That would be awesome to play on. :-D
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Male 59
its called football and thick,inbred,moron yanks are not going to tell us what we can and cannot call the national sport of most countries in the world because they play some girly game with all kinds of padding in which you use your hands and want to steal our name because they are too stupid to think of one themselves, thank you.
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Male 1,270
Is there any way to request something on IAB? I`m looking for a cool flash Magic 8-Ball which you can design, send the link to your friends, and then read the questions your friend asks and control the reply of the 8-ball.

Sorry if I totally confused everyone, but I know I`ve seen the website for it somewhere, but it was so long ago and I can`t remember it...surely someone must know.

Cheers guys!

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Male 14
Original Football was invented BEFORE american football so =P
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Female 32
Nice.
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Male 265
whoa.......1 second apart.
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Male 265
....photoshopped.
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Male 2,605
^^ No, it`s:

U.S. - Soccer
Rest of the world - Football

The U.S. just has some irrational `independence` complex, `sall.

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Male 602
isnt it like Futball
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Male 738
USA-SOCCER
EUROPE-FOOTBALL

STOP ARGUEING! It -is- that way. No if`s and`s or but`s about it. It`s different. So Shut up. And its not fake.

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Female 943
hahahah
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Female 27
When I played soccer as a kid, they would sometimes have to go get kids from another team for some odd reason I never understood.

And one of those fields looked like that! Well, kinda, it was on this hill, and it was awful to have to run your ass off on it...

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Male 1,385
Offlinebobbyier, eviloreos04, cahalla and EstiloPanama don`t like the lives they lead so everything that defies explanation must be fake, switch off your computer and start living, but thats only my opinion (which I`m entitled to, before others jump in and slag me off)
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Male 132
oh btw, this is not fake, its obviously not shopped at all... look closely before u blurt it out
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Male 132
"Why do people care so much about if it`s fotball or soccer? Different places call it a different name, big deal. Like chips and crisps... no one cares! It doesn`t matter! Call it soccer or football or whatever, just quit whining about it. Argue about something constructive, like the best way to go die if you care so much."

well said... plus everyone but the americans knows which football is the better sport. Its obvious which one is the better and is more popular as more countries play it seriously... think about it...

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Male 21
Im kinda suprised that no one said the word "Fake" yet, cuz it seems to be popular around here :P especially with posts like this
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Male 1,550
uhh
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Female 2,074
By the way..

/shopped

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Female 2,074
Just a note:

People who have circa 57799 posts have no life. (and perhaps a micro-c*ck. Well, not perhaps, but money can be bet on it. Large amounts of it, too.)

`Nuff said.

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Female 285
its the same stupid game no matter how you put it.
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Male 60
Sorry, what`s soccer? I only know football.
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Male 118
why are people so easy to wind up?
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Female 177
OMG get a life ...football/soccer...who cares??
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Male 581
dood it wouldnt have been very ahrd at all... its called white paint and some goals
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Female 114
Why do people care so much about if it`s fotball or soccer? Different places call it a different name, big deal. Like chips and crisps... no one cares! It doesn`t matter! Call it soccer or football or whatever, just quit whining about it. Argue about something constructive, like the best way to go die if you care so much.
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Male 1
This picture is no fake. This was a joke in Munich during the FIFA World Cup. Yes, Germans do have a sense of humor ;-)
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Female 29
F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L
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Male 737
Why is it fake. How? Someone could easily have done that!

And it`s rather funny.

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Male 713
Its better that the link says soccer, because then both worlds understand. If they said "Most challenging football field ever" americans would think its the football field with the endzones and field goal poles.. while the others would wonder if it was a soccer field or americanfootball field
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Female 205
fake but i mean seriously. bushes?
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Male 4,431
I`m with jeffro367 and reb0rn4never--wouldn`t be too much work at all. But it definitely is sorta a cool idea. :-)
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Male 555
"that must have been hard work to do all of that..."

If this is real, it really wouldn`t be all that hard to do.

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Female 50
well whoever made that is bloody brillant i say..lol... :-D
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Female 695
maelstrom is right soccer sucks
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Female 412
i just wana roll down there....i THINK me is not sure though, but i think thats in Nippon(Japan)
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Male 1,016
im a brit and i do say football is the national ward fo our mommas to say taught us in this field
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Female 961
photoshopped, duh.
=)

I love how sh*t like this starts fights between brits and us.. its great. you aholes.

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Female 449
wouldn`t the ball just roll into the lake
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Female 135
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!! well i`m glad i got that off my chest.
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Male 4,393
you big cheaters One side is half-blocked by shrubs. :P
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Male 284
Well that looks fun...ish imagine falling/rolling down that.
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Male 28
Isn`t this just a famous photoshopped picture?
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Female 1
OK, I have seen this before, under the heading for the Greek Olympics, leading up to it they were hitting some flack with shody work. But I always figured it was English, they love doing drawings in hilsides. Looking at it again, did get me thinking, about how cool a match would look on it. Just imagine someone trying to kick up hill while another player leapt at them from the bushes. At last, an intresting way to play soccer.
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Male 287
Correct me if I`m wrong,but is this at Alton Towers? To the uninitiated and those from across the water from the UK, Alton Towers is a thrill -ride centre in Staffordshire...a good day out due to several top rides they have installed...
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Male 77
I dont see how you go through lots of work to do this. It`s just painting the lines on the hill. No biggy.
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Male 1,882
Cheaters. One side is half-blocked by shrubs and trees.

Oh well. Soccer sucks anyways.

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Male 43
Hahaha. Thanks tainted. I signed up because I`m so tired of the whole soccer football debate. People just don`t have anything better to do.
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Male 1,725
talke31
tainteddeity is right its soccer here
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Male 1,725
haha how unconvenient
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Female 37
what the hey? do people actually play soccer on this field?
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Male 848
*soccer
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Male 848
Saturday, July 29, 2006 2:01:42 PM
its called FOOTBALL, but still, we will have the shallow end


It`s soccor to americans, don`t be such an ignorant fool.

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Male 118
its called FOOTBALL, but still, we will have the shallow end
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Male 70
very interesting indeed.... wudnt playin on that just b so cool? mayb they shud host the world cup on pitches like that :-)
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Female 50
that must have been hard work to do all of that... it`s interesting ...
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Male 10,115
Link: Most Challenging Soccer Field Ever [Rate Link] - Someone went to a lot of trouble to make something so useless.
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