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Category: Weird
Date: 07/14/06 02:01 AM

37 Responses to Microsoft goes Techno!

  1. Profile photo of sararayann
    sararayann Female 18-29
    1 post
    July 14, 2006 at 12:16 am
    Link: Microsoft goes Techno! - Steve Ballmer speaches turned into a Techno music Video.
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    sparkington Male 18-29
    148 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 2:24 am
    you are lame cheeseboy, cool clip, the music was great
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    BeatleAddict Female 13-17
    226 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 2:35 am
    ..Sweaty man boobs.. X_x
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    July 14, 2006 at 2:47 am
    Cheeseboy- you`ve posted enough to know "1st post"= lame

    Steve Ballmer scares me as much as Tom Cruise

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    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 3:17 am
    Developers, developers, developers, developers.....

    That guy is weird, never seen him before.....

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    NeverAiling Male 18-29
    213 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 3:48 am
    It`s hypnotic @.@

    After the first eight thousand times he says it, my mind began to conform to the shape of the inside of my nose.

    My reality teetered backandforth between `Gahvalaperz` and `Da Elephantz`.

    It was like some crazy tripped up cracked head with a stutter saying tongue twister outda ass.

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    NeverAiling Male 18-29
    213 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 3:48 am
    *crackhead
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    sportsguy69 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 4:25 am
    WTF! notice the sweat perimeter around his armpits get bigger as the video goes on.
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 7:05 am
    That made me want to shoot myself.
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 7:21 am
    TECHNO!TECHNO!TECHNO!TECHNO!
  11. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 7:21 am
    it was rubbish
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    ikbenpim Male 13-17
    14 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 7:44 am
    that guy is mad!
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    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 8:05 am
    i couldve sworn he was gonna go for the stage dive...
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    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 8:09 am
    Lol developers developers.. and sweaty pits! get some friggin Deodrant!
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    look215 Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2006 at 8:47 am
    ewww all that sweat is nasty looking, I hope he threw out that shirt after.
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    xlothwenx Female 13-17
    43 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 9:18 am
    he is a very sweaty man... lol. and after while the word developers got all weird sounding... and the repeated motions made my head dizzy. i liked the first minute of it the most :-)
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    Ojojoj Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 9:34 am
    Sweaty like a pig.. Oh wait, pigs cant sweat.. Sweaty like a... Whatever.
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    tomcomes2day Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 11:13 am
    thats sick i mean how much he is sweating he looks like hes been doin cardio for 12 hours then decides to go into a sauna for 4 hours and the song is BORING!!!!
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    Skellington9 Male 13-17
    246 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 11:57 am
    ok no more sweat talk

    i liked the video

    *walks off randommly yelling "devlopers, deveoprs,delopers.devlopers"*

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    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 12:08 pm
    That guy is nutS!
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    BeachBum0694 Female 18-29
    285 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    thats pretty gross. but funny. but mostly weird, sick, and sweaty.
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    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 1:33 pm
    developers developers developers developers (now in my head) :-O :-P
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    thrash16 Male 13-17
    90 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 1:34 pm
    i love steve balmer!!!!!!! and to those ho say hes weird or craz... in a few years when the rich nerdy dude..... what ever steve will take over microsoft is what im trying to say!
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    jennwisner Female 18-29
    165 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 2:25 pm
    That was... too. much. Wow.
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    Fvracer_x Male 30-39
    24 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 10:18 pm
    Sweaty, fat, developers... There you go girls! It`s all there for you! Oh wait, I forgot, it is all there... He`s stinking (pun intended) rich...

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    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 10:20 pm
    did anyone else notice how much he was sweating?
  27. Profile photo of xMo0kie
    xMo0kie Female 13-17
    145 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 10:34 pm
    agh. too much repetition. Someone get this guy a towel or something.
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 11:10 pm
    he is f*cking crazy... i dont like microsoft so much anymore.. < goes and buys an ibook>. oh p.s. that guy needs to use some deoderant or something.. a little ridiculous on the sweat factor there
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    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    July 15, 2006 at 12:46 am
    Steve Balmer, the sweatiest billionaire alive.
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    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    July 15, 2006 at 12:48 am
    My friend`s stepdad works for Microsoft. He said that one time he went to the KingDome (for all you non-Washingtonians, it was pretty much Safeco Field before it was demolished) and saw Steve make a speech. He ran across the whole KingDome and he puked so he waited for 30 minutes cause he was so sweaty and puke covered and out of breath. He said it was the funniest thing he saw in his life.
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    SweetCherry_ Male 13-17
    104 posts
    July 15, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    Was that...sweat?
  32. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    July 21, 2006 at 9:24 pm
    I am shuddering.... O_O
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    asifazam2 Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 24, 2006 at 6:01 am
    i like th backing track does anybody have it?
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    dark-meg-xo Female 13-17
    13 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    all i can say- are you sure his name isn`t sir sweatsalot?
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    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 9:24 pm
    Wow... everyone here can only talk about sweat a lot... *pukes*
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    squancho Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 10, 2006 at 2:09 pm
    i smell a grammy
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    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    May 15, 2007 at 3:10 am
    i go to school with his son. hes also a very animated kid.

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