Mark Faje

Submitted by: jayembee 10 years ago Funny

World"s Most Dangerous Comic from America"s Got Talent
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Female 264
he is my kind of guy
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Female 40
^^wtf

anyway, pretty damn cool. not many people brave/ridiculously attention-seeking enough to do that stuff.

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Male 3,631
I don`t Europe has ever had a black emporer...
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Female 284
except like he said that wasnt comic that was stupidity
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Male 57
woah.
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Female 673
Also, it`s poison might not have been deadly, but if it had stung him, then I think that would have affected how he kicked the bowling ball and that WOULD have been deadly.
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Female 673
I think the point of the scorpion was adding a danger with just moving his leg around and not just with the bowling ball.
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Female 546
He`s cute. Lol. MARRY ME!
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Male 8
wow..hes crazy and stupid...but amazing....scorpians......bowling ball on fire /w steak knives and set on fire...
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Male 1,496
1st act. Oh SH*T!
2nd act. meh.
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Male 919
Wow, That was entertainment atits real meanin,
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Female 458
I was impressed with both acts. I mean, can anyone else here balance a running lawnmower on their chin with the blades running and people throwing lettuce at your head? That would be freakin` scary though.
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Male 245
Hey Cyanic, stick a scorpion on your testicles for 5 minutes.

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Female 357
wasn`t* as cool.. sorry typo
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Female 357
Okay, people on IAB can officially start an argument over anything. No one else cares what you know about scorpions, ok? Well I guess that I should speak for myself. Anyways that was cool... the second one want as cool but let me see you people balance a working lawnmower on your chin. Stop being such critics and applaud, it was a pretty good trick. Yesh.. could have been better. Meh, whatever though.
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Female 98
He scared me half to death when he put the scorpion down his pants.
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Female 648
Some scorpions are extremely deadly and poisonous, the exact scorpion of which he was using, sting is rarely fatal to humans which is why he used it. It`s the same breed of scorpion that you generally find in pet stores, and the same breed that you usually see in movies since they can`t kill from their sting... *thinks* Now that I realize that I know this much about scorpions... I guess it`s time to go figure something else out to do with my time... >_>
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Female 33
He must have had iron underpants on hah.
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Female 943
wow.
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Male 2,781
MAN I GOTTA TRY THIS SH`T!!!
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Male 383
That was pertty entertaining ;) But i thought the second bit with the lawnmower sucked. It wasn`t "extreme" enough.
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Male 1,078
awesome
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Male 374
The best part of that was THE HOFF
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Male 319
i wonder how hes gonna die
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Male 223
part of me wanted to see him get stabbed/burned...lol
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Male 20
I think he must have had a tiny package for the scorpion not to have cut it off....but there always the possibility of a jock strap...hmmm
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Male 20
wait, that`s an old episode, I want to know what he did next
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Male 6
Did anyone watch the end? Who won?
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Female 33
...I have found my true love
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Female 2,552
And woah, look at Brandy`s earings! Ew. Is that Brandy?
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Female 2,552
Ouuuuuuuuuuch if he missed.
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Male 1,808
HOLY CRAP!
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Female 670
the 2nd act was like normal i could do it...
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Female 670
wow i want to see the 2nd act
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Male 317
the ball is fake and weighted. watch it as it hits the ground when he drops it. slides as if it is weighted on one side (so it lands on his face as he wants it to, knives far away)
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Male 87
arent the regulations in america about TV stricter than those here? if so why would he be allowed on TV if he was banned here.

a big fat liar but good tricks. he will have been banned from AMF bowlin or hollywood bowl lol.

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Male 555
meh
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Female 1,944
i like the cross dressing russian on that show:D
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Female 294
i liked the second act just as much as the first one.i live in wales so he can still preform here =D yey!.i loved the super baby bit.classic
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Male 724
i like the flame baby
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Male 121
there are some crazy ppl inn the world...
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Male 724
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sweet(i think the bowling ball is rigged)lol
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Female 171
that was freakin awesome!! even though he is "barking mad" hes still really entertaining! =]
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Female 1,033
wicked
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Male 157
I don`t know about the rest of you guys... but as soon as he shoved that scorpion down his pants, i cringed and my hand found it`s way to protect myself... >.<
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Male 90
Well i have to say the first act was better imo........
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Male 451
lol, why did he have to be banned in england? :(
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Female 228
Heeehee, the baby thing was amusing. :D in the second thing.

He was my favorite out of everyone, that`s just sorta because I hated everyone else ^^

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Male 2,216
That wouldnt have got banned here in England. He`s either lying unless he means he got banned from some club here.
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Male 388
ya_mum:

Are you stupid? Don`t quote everything that you hear on the discovery channel because those scorpions are not deadly.
The poison CANNOT kill a human and the sting is compared to that of a bee sting. It is not dangerous! the only way the scorpion could have effected the act is if it stung him prior to him catching the ball, where it could have caused a breif twitch due to the anticipation of a bowling ball on the face.

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Female 165
^^^Get a room...er...private message.

Where do you even come up with an idea of tossing a burning bowling ball at your head? Let alone a lawn mower on your chin?!?

And...I just have to wonder if he got banned in the UK because the trick didn`t go as planned...?

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Male 69
Hi wolfy=)
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Male 69
And I saw it live, I was afraid he was gonna stab himself, or catch himself on fire! God you know what, they woulda cancled the show if that happened, either that or no more dangerous stunts....

HAHAHA! This is not comedy, this is stupidity, rich.. lol

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Female 109
^^plugging the show? lol :P
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Male 69
I saw this on AGT. It was awesome. It comes on Wensdays at 8:00 at 4 or 5 o`clock. You should check it out!
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Male 2,057
then there were the complete idiots at the end who thought they were at a sports game, and that scorpion didnt look alive when he took it out!
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Female 109
i have no intelligence? well news to me, because i was certain i was talking about that particular species of scorpion. i mean, if i meant all scorpions, i think i would have said all scorpions aren`t deadly to us, but i didn`t so i guess that`s not what i meant. i wonder how someone could confuse that for what i really said...
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Male 85
i thounght he was just going to say "now to make it even MORE dangerous i`m going to perform alone, so if i get hurt no-one can aid me".. didn`t think he was actually doing that..
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Female 54
What a waste of a perfectly good salad.
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Male 187
darkwolfyone, u apparently have no intelligence watsoever, scorpions are indeed extremely deadly well some of em
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Male 39
Well it was intertaining.....
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Female 139
yea that lawnmower one wasnt as good as I was hoping, ah well
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Male 88
wooooweee
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Male 401
Awesome
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Male 72
now thats impressive
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Male 278
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYYrNULWIs0&search=mark%20faje]Second act.[/url]
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Female 109
and they aren`t even deadly to us, just painful for a bit. and they don`t sting often, only when incredibly annoyed. guess that takes away a bit from the awe of a guy sticking it down his pants. B-|
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Female 109
that was okay. i didn`t see the point of the poor scorpion who apparently HAD to get shoved down the guys pants for no reason - o wait, it was for out entertainment. yay... -_-``
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Male 148
i want to see more, i want to see more, i want to see more
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Male 119
how exactly was that supposed to be comedy?
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Male 379
and im talking about the lawnmower
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Male 379
i kinda wanted to see his face cut off
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Male 1,866
hasselhof you pervert!
i wanna see what banned you! i wanna see it next!
hahaha, i love how he talks tho, his style.

that was amazing though.

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Male 24
He is as the judge said, "barking mad"... and I also want to see the second one!

- FV

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Female 168
yeah, we need the second act.
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Male 90
hrm so where`s the vid of the second act......Need make a choice here :)
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Female 1,984
He was gr-8 the first time... but his second act - the one involving a lawn mower banned in Ireland, England and Scotland... wasn`t as gr-8 surprisingly.

I doubt he`ll go on. I`m rooting (from episode 106`s contestants) Natasha Le and Bobby Badfingers. Woot!

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Male 46
wow i need to get this game!!!
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Female 578
Link: Mark Faje [Rate Link] - World`s Most Dangerous Comic from America`s Got Talent
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