Level 1 Human

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

What happens when D&D nerds mate.
There are 104 comments:
Male 58
omg freaks!
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Male 447
dam baby is snaerter than me
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Male 733
Str - strength
Int - intelligence
Wis - wisdom
Dex - dexterity
Con - constitution
Chr - charisma
AC - amour class
HP - health
Exp - experience

thought i`d correct the other guy who made an attempt at translating. take it from me its true, i was a D&D nerd in a past life :-P lol i dnt play it nemore and i`m also not that sad.

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Female 221
Aww cute, but I have this wierd feeling this kid`s gonna get ridiculed. I would probably love D & D, I have no problem with RPGs, cept for when people do joustin matches in the park. Just a tip guys, no one wants to see overweight guys in kilts.
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Female 10
I loved the shirt! I just wish it was out when my son was born :(

And what`s with all the stero-typing about D&D players? *sigh* I know plenty of attractive women that play this... it`s not just for pale girlfriendless men... you uber leet noobs! ;)

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Male 4,431
I don`t understand so many people saying, "Oh, wow, the geeky parents must`ve made this shirt" or "That kid gots pwned--where`d his prnts get that tee?" etc.

Well, if you`d read the posts before just spewing yours out there, you`d see that Ryuu posted a site that sells these WAY early in the thread.

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Female 2,552
Poor, poor, baby...
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Female 363
"wow its not the fact that these parents would ever buy that shirt and put it on a baby that scares me... its the fact that theres people out there that actually make those kind of clothes"

Wow hahah I agree.

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Male 316
Awesome, I so wish I had a shirt like that
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Female 1,468
That kid is going to be so popular when he grows up.
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Male 3
noob baby
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Female 23
awww soo cute
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Male 16
what they couldnt do a kid. i will now step off my soap box.
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Male 16
that is a great shirt! for all of the D&D players out there, you understand where all of this is coming from. i guess they used all of the extra skill points into chr. and for all of you out there that think "HP" is "horse power" and "AC" is "air cond.", keep thinking that and we will think it means hit (or health) points and armour (or armor) class. we have different views on this and slander should not be one of them. i have been a DM (or as called today a GM (game master)) for many years, and i have seen the game evlove from pencil and paper to an online world. many of the popular RPG`s are based on or around the idea behind D&D. you just have to look at the games today. you will see similar stats and words "hidden" in games. back when D&D just came out, parents thought it was taboo or devil worpishing, and didnt let the kids play. i guess that is why there are so many adults to that enjoy the game, a bit of revenge on w
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Female 1,172
I`m waiting to get my `Choose Your Weapon` and `FPS` shirt from them.
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Female 1,172
Nooooooo!!! Now everyone knows it exists! Damn. Now I have to find a new gift for my friends baby so that he doesn`t show up to a party wearing the same outfit as another baby. How embarassign would that be? lol
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Female 4
[quote]On 7/19/2006 9:58:28 PM hiblagrande wrote: The AC is way off, they forgot to add in the low Dex modifyer..... I think someone needs to check his inventory. whew! must be a magic user I think he just cast "stinking cloud"[/quote]

Incredibly funny post!

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Male 528
Despite his AC, I`d say i have a 100% chance of hitting the baby.
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Female 670
i`ve never play d&d im just curious

btw that was so cute

even if i don`t know the meaning of it

hehe

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Male 16
Babies are hideous alien-demons, but the shirt`s cool.

(The AC would be 7 if you take into consideration the size modifier)

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Female 87
uhh... am I the only one who doesn`t understand why this got a 3.1 ?
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Male 223
i wish i had that much charisma when i was still a level 1er
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Female 1,984
NERDS?

No... those are dorks.

There IS a difference between dorks, geeks and nerds. Look it up.

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Male 59
The AC is way off, they forgot to add in the low Dex modifyer..... I think someone needs to check his inventory. whew! must be a magic user I think he just cast "stinking cloud"
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Female 68
aww that is soooo cute!!!
^__^*
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Female 178
I like how everyone is going up either defending or attacking this shirt. For a baby.

It would be funny if you had to start out as a baby in RPG`s. I think there is one out there, but I haven`t seen one. Any links for me?

I thought it was funny.

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Female 87
aww!! how cute!! .. nerdy parents but aww!!
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Female 285
if I had any idea what all that meant, it might be funny.
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Female 46
whatever
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Female 578
awww, chr 18 well deserved
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Male 4
Wait.. why do I care thats not funny i`m going outside
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Male 4
The baby deserves a 1 for experience for going through the birth canal~unless it was a c-section
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Male 469
"The casual RPG enthusiast will look at this creeper, chuckle, possibly buy it for their child, and move on. However, the avid J!NX gamer will inevitably flame this design with questions such as "Wouldn`t a baby be level 0?", or "What is its class? Mage? Rogue?", or "My baby`s INT should be WAY higher!", or "Does that high Charisma give my baby the ability to lead up to 15 henchmen?". We expect this. And that, my fanatical friends, is why we love you."
<Uber Nerd>
Actually, his intelligence score is too high.

I`m going to go out on a limb and assume he can`t speak. If you cannot speak, your intelligence score must be >3.
@V_Nome: He should get size bonuses for small, giving him 7 AC.
Also, you can`t gain the leadership feat until level 5, so henchmen are a moot point.
</Uber Nerd>

I love this T-Shirt.

In fact, I`m going to my cousin`s baptism next week...

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Male 536
you thinks thats impressive? thats nothing, on my suit....
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Female 55
that is AWESOME

even IF it is inaccurate

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Male 2,486
Baby casts take a !*&#.
Baby`s charisma has dropped by 5 points.
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Male 393
just a joke just a joke!!!! dont kill me :`(
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Male 393
dam its only got 2 horse power
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Female 1,007
Oh God.
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Male 1,866
i dunno what it means.
but i want that shirt!
anyone know where i can get one?
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Male 1,420
"why is D&D so loved by nerds? its a stupid game!"
well "nerds" dont like sports, and they can say the same about that. whether a game is stupid or not is your own opinion, but not evenrybody has your opinion. get over yourself.
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Male 2,057
that was dumb.
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Female 56
Ahhh the poor kid!!! What the hell is D+D!!!
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Female 412
lol cute
wow soo many ppl know abot this
i wanan play tat game thogh....looks kool
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Male 1,478
Not funny to me. GEEK HUMOR.
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Female 48
Hahaha. Scary.
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Male 951
Uh that is no Chr18 kid.
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Male 78
Too true.
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Male 567
i dont get it
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Female 4
I love this! Next year when I have my baby I`m going to have to track down/make a shirt like this. Although I don`t play D&D very much, I play other RPGs (role playing games) weekly. It does depend on the DM and your fellow players, but if you have an imaginative group that`s into more than just mindless hack & slash it is an amazing experience. Basically you are authors creating a collective story. You get from it what you put into it. And for the record, I`m an attractive (married)chick and most of the guys in my gaming group are married/engaged, so we are not lonely losers!
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Male 14
AC is armor class, don`t mock something until you try it, but I agree kid might get picked on by some, and the tee-shirt probably was either made by them or they got it special order. [email protected] for those that do not know is dungeons and dragons which is a role playing game where the dm the dungeon master makes a fanasty word where other characters make choices that determin the game and also role dice that determin factors as well, used to play but got old. DM is really what makes a great or medeoker experience in [email protected]
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Male 1,808
2 HP?! He`ll never survive in a fight at that rate!
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Male 2,605
Hahaha, I can appreciate the humor in this.
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Male 738
Screw his DEX rating, I`ll pwn his heinie! But he is so cute, he has a high charisma...Darn, I rolled a 4, I miss. I`ll get you you little sonofa
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Female 228
Aww! :)
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Female 408
<D&D geek status mode>
My dad had a friend whose dad was making D&D, which meant Dad go to test it so he wasone of the first pale, spotty, tall, girlfriend-less boys to play D&D in England...I may have had that sort of babygrow.
</D&D geekness>
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Female 174
Cute :-)
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Female 879
Babies are cute in anything, even that...kind of
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Male 1,225
I got something like this for my baby cousin as a joke, and nobody got it...
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Female 36
awwwww, baby!
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Male 213
nice
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Female 138
Cute!
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Female 3,574
AWW!!!
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Male 594
What about Comliness?

Or do they not use the rules from Unearthed Arcana?

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Male 11
lol, 18 charisma
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Male 1,265
^^^ Chucked?
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Male 2,551
ACDC - You`re a retard, this is actually buyable.

I chucked at this, but I wouldn`t buy it for my kid, I <3 D&D but no one around here plays it. Possibly because I`m 16...

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Female 316
LOVE IT! Especially the high charisma rating, since everyone thinks babies are adorable :o)
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Female 268
hp = hit points
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Male 459
ac= armor class
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Male 314
The casual RPG enthusiast will look at this creeper, chuckle, possibly buy it for their child, and move on. However, the avid J!NX gamer will inevitably flame this design with questions such as "Wouldn`t a baby be level 0?", or "What is its class? Mage? Rogue?", or "My baby`s INT should be WAY higher!", or "Does that high Charisma give my baby the ability to lead up to 15 henchmen?". We expect this. And that, my fanatical friends, is why we love you.
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Male 888
Level 1 human? Well what class is he?
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Male 957
why is D&D so loved by nerds? its a stupid game!
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Male 88
christ thats sad
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Male 2
Rotfl Pandasims, D&D is for people with really huge imagination so if you dont meet the requirements for this game ;] just stop discouraging others :P
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Female 504
ooh deleted post?
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Female 504
right..thanks for that seneca
i had to babysit for these kids yesterday who tried to teach me dungeons and dragons THE most BORING game ever, i was like "oops best be off to bed now night night"
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Male 318
lolz, i pray for the human future rase that this is PHOTOSHOPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 226
..My friends parents met a D&D game..
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Male 25
Cute. :-)

By the newer system an AC of 6 is still very low but means rather that with no + to hit one would have a 14/20 chance of hitting the baby. </DnD Nerd>

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Male 4,246
The kid`s a newborn, of course he has zip for experience. Duh.
I was a bit confused by him having an Armour Class of 6, until I remembered that`s the least amount of armour one can wear; the most is zero (I never could figure that one out). Though his Charisma level does seem accurate.
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Female 1,397
How miserable.
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Male 923
Lol, aww, that`s cute.
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Male 2,519
(Screwed stats. Reset character immediately.)

*rolls eyes*

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Male 4
kid needs more than zip for experience
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Female 123
fudgesundae...ahahahahahahaaaa!!!
don`t say that in a basement full of d&d players. they get really pissed. not that they DO anything when they get pissed. at most they have styrofoam swords, but, man, do they fume and glare!
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Male 1,550
lol
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Female 169
Wow thats very sad stuff
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Male 2,486
I dont know much about D&D either, well I dont know anything about it but ill try to build off of FudgeSundae`s list.

Con - Constitution
Chr - Charisma?
AC - Armor something
Hp - Health Points

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Male 1,385
That kid`s going to get poundings as he goes through school
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Male 2,199
wow its not the fact that these parents would ever buy that shirt and put it on a baby that scares me... its the fact that theres people out there that actually make those kind of clothes
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Female 101
L`see:
Str - strength
Int - intelligence
Wis - wisdom
Dex - dexterity
Con - confidence
Chr - ...chromosomes
AC - air conditioning (as mentioned)
HP - the likelihood of becoming a Harry Potter fanatic/horse power
Exp - experience

Not bad seeing as I know nada about D&D.

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Male 2,486
That proves it, baby class is overpowered.
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Male 82
I liked the terrified look in the child`s eyes...
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Female 4
LOL I would so buy that shirt!
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Male 62
Dang, He has an Air Conditioning level of 6!!
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Female 123
I`ve got the green linen shirt. :o
As for the Creeper suit:
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?...
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Male 359
thts great made me laugh
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Male 1,343
wait a minute!

level 1 humans cant have more that 5 intelligence! lol.


pity goes to the parents, who were so bored as to do this.

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Male 62
dungens and dragons.
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Female 430
lol. poor kid.
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Female 1,033
i dont get it. whats d and d anyway?
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Male 62
Poor kid... only has 2 health. I started with at least 8
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Male 10,115
Link: Level 1 Human [Rate Link] - What happens when D&D nerds mate.
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