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Date: 07/19/06 02:17 AM

104 Responses to Level 1 Human

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:06 am
    Link: Level 1 Human - What happens when D&D nerds mate.
  2. Profile photo of Mazer
    Mazer Male 18-29
    62 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:22 am
    Poor kid... only has 2 health. I started with at least 8
  3. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:27 am
    i dont get it. whats d and d anyway?
  4. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:32 am
    lol. poor kid.
  5. Profile photo of Mazer
    Mazer Male 18-29
    62 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:33 am
    dungens and dragons.
  6. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:37 am
    wait a minute!

    level 1 humans cant have more that 5 intelligence! lol.


    pity goes to the parents, who were so bored as to do this.

  7. Profile photo of ghoulie11
    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:38 am
    thts great made me laugh
  8. Profile photo of Ryuu
    Ryuu Female 18-29
    123 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:38 am
    I`ve got the green linen shirt. :o
    As for the Creeper suit:
    http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?...
  9. Profile photo of Mazer
    Mazer Male 18-29
    62 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:39 am
    Dang, He has an Air Conditioning level of 6!!
  10. Profile photo of Blueyedsis
    Blueyedsis Female 30-39
    4 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:40 am
    LOL I would so buy that shirt!
  11. Profile photo of Fishyguy
    Fishyguy Male 13-17
    82 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:42 am
    I liked the terrified look in the child`s eyes...
  12. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:46 am
    That proves it, baby class is overpowered.
  13. Profile photo of FudgeSundae
    FudgeSundae Female 18-29
    101 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:49 am
    L`see:
    Str - strength
    Int - intelligence
    Wis - wisdom
    Dex - dexterity
    Con - confidence
    Chr - ...chromosomes
    AC - air conditioning (as mentioned)
    HP - the likelihood of becoming a Harry Potter fanatic/horse power
    Exp - experience

    Not bad seeing as I know nada about D&D.

  14. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:55 am
    wow its not the fact that these parents would ever buy that shirt and put it on a baby that scares me... its the fact that theres people out there that actually make those kind of clothes
  15. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:07 am
    That kid`s going to get poundings as he goes through school
  16. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:09 am
    I dont know much about D&D either, well I dont know anything about it but ill try to build off of FudgeSundae`s list.

    Con - Constitution
    Chr - Charisma?
    AC - Armor something
    Hp - Health Points

  17. Profile photo of Miss__Murder
    Miss__Murder Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:10 am
    Wow thats very sad stuff
  18. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:14 am
    lol
  19. Profile photo of kennapea
    kennapea Female 18-29
    123 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:27 am
    fudgesundae...ahahahahahahaaaa!!!
    don`t say that in a basement full of d&d players. they get really pissed. not that they DO anything when they get pissed. at most they have styrofoam swords, but, man, do they fume and glare!
  20. Profile photo of Darwoo
    Darwoo Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:35 am
    kid needs more than zip for experience
  21. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:36 am
    (Screwed stats. Reset character immediately.)

    *rolls eyes*

  22. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:37 am
    Lol, aww, that`s cute.
  23. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:44 am
    How miserable.
  24. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 4:00 am
    The kid`s a newborn, of course he has zip for experience. Duh.
    I was a bit confused by him having an Armour Class of 6, until I remembered that`s the least amount of armour one can wear; the most is zero (I never could figure that one out). Though his Charisma level does seem accurate.
  25. Profile photo of v_nome
    v_nome Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 4:07 am
    Cute. :-)

    By the newer system an AC of 6 is still very low but means rather that with no + to hit one would have a 14/20 chance of hitting the baby. </DnD Nerd>

  26. Profile photo of BeatleAddict
    BeatleAddict Female 13-17
    226 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 4:27 am
    ..My friends parents met a D&D game..
  27. Profile photo of acdc_rocks91
    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 4:52 am
    lolz, i pray for the human future rase that this is PHOTOSHOPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  28. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:05 am
    right..thanks for that seneca
    i had to babysit for these kids yesterday who tried to teach me dungeons and dragons THE most BORING game ever, i was like "oops best be off to bed now night night"
  29. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:21 am
    ooh deleted post?
  30. Profile photo of Treskil
    Treskil Male 18-29
    2 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:34 am
    Rotfl Pandasims, D&D is for people with really huge imagination so if you dont meet the requirements for this game ;] just stop discouraging others :P
  31. Profile photo of Soader
    Soader Male 18-29
    88 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:52 am
    christ thats sad
  32. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:57 am
    why is D&D so loved by nerds? its a stupid game!
  33. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:05 am
    Level 1 human? Well what class is he?
  34. Profile photo of Figgy
    Figgy Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:31 am
    The casual RPG enthusiast will look at this creeper, chuckle, possibly buy it for their child, and move on. However, the avid J!NX gamer will inevitably flame this design with questions such as "Wouldn`t a baby be level 0?", or "What is its class? Mage? Rogue?", or "My baby`s INT should be WAY higher!", or "Does that high Charisma give my baby the ability to lead up to 15 henchmen?". We expect this. And that, my fanatical friends, is why we love you.
  35. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 8:33 am
    ac= armor class
  36. Profile photo of flourchild29
    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 8:58 am
    hp = hit points
  37. Profile photo of Xxayna
    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 8:58 am
    LOVE IT! Especially the high charisma rating, since everyone thinks babies are adorable :o)
  38. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 9:17 am
    ACDC - You`re a retard, this is actually buyable.

    I chucked at this, but I wouldn`t buy it for my kid, I <3 D&D but no one around here plays it. Possibly because I`m 16...

  39. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 9:20 am
    ^^^ Chucked?
  40. Profile photo of shamasu
    shamasu Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 9:41 am
    lol, 18 charisma
  41. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 9:45 am
    What about Comliness?

    Or do they not use the rules from Unearthed Arcana?

  42. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:03 am
    AWW!!!
  43. Profile photo of xxtwist3dxx
    xxtwist3dxx Female 13-17
    138 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:07 am
    Cute!
  44. Profile photo of dorcus
    dorcus Male 13-17
    213 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:13 am
    nice
  45. Profile photo of julia__m
    julia__m Female 13-17
    36 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:14 am
    awwwww, baby!
  46. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:40 am
    I got something like this for my baby cousin as a joke, and nobody got it...
  47. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:41 am
    Babies are cute in anything, even that...kind of
  48. Profile photo of needsagrave
    needsagrave Female 13-17
    174 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:57 am
    Cute :-)
  49. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 11:19 am
    <D&D geek status mode>
    My dad had a friend whose dad was making D&D, which meant Dad go to test it so he wasone of the first pale, spotty, tall, girlfriend-less boys to play D&D in England...I may have had that sort of babygrow.
    </D&D geekness>
  50. Profile photo of dull_moore
    dull_moore Female 13-17
    228 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 11:56 am
    Aww! :)
  51. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 12:14 pm
    Screw his DEX rating, I`ll pwn his heinie! But he is so cute, he has a high charisma...Darn, I rolled a 4, I miss. I`ll get you you little sonofa
  52. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    Hahaha, I can appreciate the humor in this.
  53. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    2 HP?! He`ll never survive in a fight at that rate!
  54. Profile photo of wcb003
    wcb003 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    AC is armor class, don`t mock something until you try it, but I agree kid might get picked on by some, and the tee-shirt probably was either made by them or they got it special order. D@D for those that do not know is dungeons and dragons which is a role playing game where the dm the dungeon master makes a fanasty word where other characters make choices that determin the game and also role dice that determin factors as well, used to play but got old. DM is really what makes a great or medeoker experience in D@D
  55. Profile photo of laura-lynn
    laura-lynn Female 18-29
    4 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:32 pm
    I love this! Next year when I have my baby I`m going to have to track down/make a shirt like this. Although I don`t play D&D very much, I play other RPGs (role playing games) weekly. It does depend on the DM and your fellow players, but if you have an imaginative group that`s into more than just mindless hack & slash it is an amazing experience. Basically you are authors creating a collective story. You get from it what you put into it. And for the record, I`m an attractive (married)chick and most of the guys in my gaming group are married/engaged, so we are not lonely losers!
  56. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    i dont get it
  57. Profile photo of jo_ero
    jo_ero Male 13-17
    78 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:58 pm
    Too true.
  58. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    Uh that is no Chr18 kid.
  59. Profile photo of EmFan4Ever
    EmFan4Ever Female 13-17
    48 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    Hahaha. Scary.
  60. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:23 pm
    Not funny to me. GEEK HUMOR.
  61. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    lol cute
    wow soo many ppl know abot this
    i wanan play tat game thogh....looks kool
  62. Profile photo of EllenjCarey
    EllenjCarey Female 13-17
    56 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:42 pm
    Ahhh the poor kid!!! What the hell is D+D!!!
  63. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    that was dumb.
  64. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    "why is D&D so loved by nerds? its a stupid game!"
    well "nerds" dont like sports, and they can say the same about that. whether a game is stupid or not is your own opinion, but not evenrybody has your opinion. get over yourself.
  65. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    i dunno what it means.
    but i want that shirt!
    anyone know where i can get one?
  66. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    Oh God.
  67. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:00 pm
    dam its only got 2 horse power
  68. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    just a joke just a joke!!!! dont kill me :`(
  69. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:29 pm
    Baby casts take a !*&#.
    Baby`s charisma has dropped by 5 points.
  70. Profile photo of grimandsexxy
    grimandsexxy Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:32 pm
    that is AWESOME

    even IF it is inaccurate

  71. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:35 pm
    you thinks thats impressive? thats nothing, on my suit....
  72. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:47 pm
    "The casual RPG enthusiast will look at this creeper, chuckle, possibly buy it for their child, and move on. However, the avid J!NX gamer will inevitably flame this design with questions such as "Wouldn`t a baby be level 0?", or "What is its class? Mage? Rogue?", or "My baby`s INT should be WAY higher!", or "Does that high Charisma give my baby the ability to lead up to 15 henchmen?". We expect this. And that, my fanatical friends, is why we love you."
    <Uber Nerd>
    Actually, his intelligence score is too high.

    I`m going to go out on a limb and assume he can`t speak. If you cannot speak, your intelligence score must be >3.
    @V_Nome: He should get size bonuses for small, giving him 7 AC.
    Also, you can`t gain the leadership feat until level 5, so henchmen are a moot point.
    </Uber Nerd>

    I love this T-Shirt.

    In fact, I`m going to my cousin`s baptism next week...

  73. Profile photo of Darwoo
    Darwoo Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    The baby deserves a 1 for experience for going through the birth canal~unless it was a c-section
  74. Profile photo of Darwoo
    Darwoo Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:25 pm
    Wait.. why do I care thats not funny i`m going outside
  75. Profile photo of jayembee
    jayembee Female 18-29
    580 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    awww, chr 18 well deserved
  76. Profile photo of jayceeen
    jayceeen Female 18-29
    46 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    whatever
  77. Profile photo of BeachBum0694
    BeachBum0694 Female 18-29
    285 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:54 pm
    if I had any idea what all that meant, it might be funny.
  78. Profile photo of ale_alue
    ale_alue Female 13-17
    87 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 7:02 pm
    aww!! how cute!! .. nerdy parents but aww!!
  79. Profile photo of dreamschemer
    dreamschemer Female 13-17
    178 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 7:14 pm
    I like how everyone is going up either defending or attacking this shirt. For a baby.

    It would be funny if you had to start out as a baby in RPG`s. I think there is one out there, but I haven`t seen one. Any links for me?

    I thought it was funny.

  80. Profile photo of kittykatrock
    kittykatrock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 9:56 pm
    aww that is soooo cute!!!
    ^__^*
  81. Profile photo of hiblagrande
    hiblagrande Male 30-39
    59 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 9:58 pm
    The AC is way off, they forgot to add in the low Dex modifyer..... I think someone needs to check his inventory. whew! must be a magic user I think he just cast "stinking cloud"
  82. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:07 pm
    NERDS?

    No... those are dorks.

    There IS a difference between dorks, geeks and nerds. Look it up.

  83. Profile photo of zirak
    zirak Male 13-17
    223 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:18 pm
    i wish i had that much charisma when i was still a level 1er
  84. Profile photo of SKiLLZS_GiRL
    SKiLLZS_GiRL Female 18-29
    87 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    uhh... am I the only one who doesn`t understand why this got a 3.1 ?
  85. Profile photo of stryperRULES
    stryperRULES Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 11:16 pm
    Babies are hideous alien-demons, but the shirt`s cool.

    (The AC would be 7 if you take into consideration the size modifier)

  86. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 12:23 am
    i`ve never play d&d im just curious

    btw that was so cute

    even if i don`t know the meaning of it

    hehe

  87. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 1:23 am
    Despite his AC, I`d say i have a 100% chance of hitting the baby.
  88. Profile photo of Blueyedsis
    Blueyedsis Female 30-39
    4 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 1:27 am
    On 7/19/2006 9:58:28 PM hiblagrande wrote: The AC is way off, they forgot to add in the low Dex modifyer..... I think someone needs to check his inventory. whew! must be a magic user I think he just cast "stinking cloud"

    Incredibly funny post!

  89. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 1:40 am
    Nooooooo!!! Now everyone knows it exists! Damn. Now I have to find a new gift for my friends baby so that he doesn`t show up to a party wearing the same outfit as another baby. How embarassign would that be? lol
  90. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 1:41 am
    I`m waiting to get my `Choose Your Weapon` and `FPS` shirt from them.
  91. Profile photo of mitthar
    mitthar Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 6:52 am
    that is a great shirt! for all of the D&D players out there, you understand where all of this is coming from. i guess they used all of the extra skill points into chr. and for all of you out there that think "HP" is "horse power" and "AC" is "air cond.", keep thinking that and we will think it means hit (or health) points and armour (or armor) class. we have different views on this and slander should not be one of them. i have been a DM (or as called today a GM (game master)) for many years, and i have seen the game evlove from pencil and paper to an online world. many of the popular RPG`s are based on or around the idea behind D&D. you just have to look at the games today. you will see similar stats and words "hidden" in games. back when D&D just came out, parents thought it was taboo or devil worpishing, and didnt let the kids play. i guess that is why there are so many adults to that enjoy the game, a bit of revenge on w
  92. Profile photo of mitthar
    mitthar Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 6:52 am
    what they couldnt do a kid. i will now step off my soap box.
  93. Profile photo of n_baby_gurl
    n_baby_gurl Female 13-17
    23 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 9:17 am
    awww soo cute
  94. Profile photo of dyrim99
    dyrim99 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    noob baby
  95. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    That kid is going to be so popular when he grows up.
  96. Profile photo of Marram
    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    Awesome, I so wish I had a shirt like that
  97. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 9:44 pm
    "wow its not the fact that these parents would ever buy that shirt and put it on a baby that scares me... its the fact that theres people out there that actually make those kind of clothes"

    Wow hahah I agree.

  98. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 10:24 pm
    Poor, poor, baby...
  99. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    July 22, 2006 at 8:23 am
    I don`t understand so many people saying, "Oh, wow, the geeky parents must`ve made this shirt" or "That kid gots pwned--where`d his prnts get that tee?" etc.

    Well, if you`d read the posts before just spewing yours out there, you`d see that Ryuu posted a site that sells these WAY early in the thread.

  100. Profile photo of lilpollack
    lilpollack Female 18-29
    10 posts
    July 23, 2006 at 3:27 am
    I loved the shirt! I just wish it was out when my son was born :(

    And what`s with all the stero-typing about D&D players? *sigh* I know plenty of attractive women that play this... it`s not just for pale girlfriendless men... you uber leet noobs! ;)

  101. Profile photo of EdwinMango
    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 24, 2006 at 6:23 pm
    Aww cute, but I have this wierd feeling this kid`s gonna get ridiculed. I would probably love D & D, I have no problem with RPGs, cept for when people do joustin matches in the park. Just a tip guys, no one wants to see overweight guys in kilts.
  102. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    August 25, 2006 at 6:27 pm
    Str - strength
    Int - intelligence
    Wis - wisdom
    Dex - dexterity
    Con - constitution
    Chr - charisma
    AC - amour class
    HP - health
    Exp - experience

    thought i`d correct the other guy who made an attempt at translating. take it from me its true, i was a D&D nerd in a past life :-P lol i dnt play it nemore and i`m also not that sad.

  103. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    October 28, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    dam baby is snaerter than me
  104. Profile photo of joncuevas123
    joncuevas123 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    omg freaks!

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