Kangaroo Attack

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Entertainment
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But they look so cute in those Australian tourism commercials.
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Female 249
Ouch.
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Male 379
stupid canadian
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Female 71
F.CK KENTHEMISERABLEF.CK YOU MORON SHUT THE F.UCK UP. Thank you have a nice day.
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Male 239
OUCH...
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Female 205
poor groin. :(
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Male 126
Ouch! Look out for the groin!!
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Female 132
That was cool, and I found it funny. I still love kangaroos anyway.

And it annoyed the crap out of me when the guy said "Mel-born". My own city too, Mel-born sounds terrible.

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Male 140
oww
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Female 173
that was pretty normall.
kangaroos are like that.
mm ive been there before for holidays...um in the grampions,a possum stole our fruit. damm thing
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Male 100
One simple tip: Kangaroo can sometimes attack unexpectedly, and are suprisingly
strong. So if you`re near a kangaroo, and it leans back on to its legs, move away,
because it`s probably going to kick you, and it`ll knock you to the ground. It is
rare for a kangaroo to attack you using its claws, and the music attached to this
video made the situation seem much worse than it really is.

It`s best not to even go near a kangaroo, particually ones with joeys
(baby kangaroos). Unless you`re in a petting zoo sancturary sort of place, with
experienced staff.

By the way, the zoo you were probably trying to think of Shizzaster is Taronga
Zoo near Sydney Harbour, it is a very spectacular place.

(P.S. It`s pronounced "Mel-bin" not "Mel-born"!)

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Male 379
thank you.ill stop now
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Female 131
O just Owww...

You know, giving him attention jsut makes him do it more.

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Male 379
why block me????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Male 1,866
not to mention they bite^
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Female 297
yeah, they look cute, but they will defend themselves if they feel threatened. you have to watch out for koalas too. i know of someone who was standing too close when a koala got scared. there were no trees around to climb so it climbed up her instead. scratched the hell out of her.
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Male 567
buddy help that block that dudueman he is ruining it for everyone
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Female 2,249
great. that`s where we`re going for my school camp this year. what fun. i can imagine that happening to my teacher.
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Male 379
I AM NOT STRETCHING THE SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 192
it stretches in IE too..
and it is just plain stupid.

the clip was crazy tho. I don`t know a lick about kangaroos...to think..I thought they were all so cute before. Darn that Winnie the Pooh and his Roo....

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Male 1,225
Dammit man, stop it you p*ssy. BUDDY HELP! BLOCK THIS BOZO`S posts!
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Male 1,866
thanks for the effort upendy.
:P
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Female 285
damn kangaroos...
and don`t stretch the screen, it`s fcuking annoying
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Female 46
How the mighty-mullets have fallen!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 3,014
DAMN SCREEN STRETCHERS!!!
STOP STRETCHING THE SCREEN!!!
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Male 2,781
DAAAAMMMN NEVER SAW THAT COMING
THAT REAL TV??
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Male 379
hovalady,im very retarted.hahahahah jokes you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1wow did i stretch out another page???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
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Female 1,211
ummm....i`m thinking...nah, don`t live in Sydney. I`m sure someone on this site does though :-?
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Male 1,866
If you go to Sydney, i highly recommend that zoo,
can`t recall a name, aussies help!
it`s poorly maintained, but the animals (most of em) are allowed to roam free.
they have just about every animal in Australia in that place.
Dingos, birds, kangaroos, koalas....

and the best part, you can pet and stand with all most of the animals, it`s like a giant, natural looking petting zoo.

tell me the name!!!

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Female 236
I feel sorry for the kangaroo. If I had another creature shoving bread in my face I think I`d attack them too.
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Male 1,808
I was laughing till that last part........ow.....
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Male 1,420
"Two things
1. It`s no Mel-born it`s Mel-bin e (This mainly for the Americans who say it wrong!!).
2. The claws of the kangaroo are not for stratching they are for digging shallow holes so that they can be cool in hot weather.

I how you have learnt something new!!"
um, because of your attrocious grammar im sure i havent learned a thing.

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Female 1,697
awww but they look so inocent and harmless
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Male 567
and it only stretches in mozzila
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Male 567
and kenthe god you are lord retard for stretching the page
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Male 567
and let that be a lesson to ya stay the hell away from australlia mullet boy
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Male 12
Most people would think twice before going near a kangaroo.
i know people who have had there dogs drowned by a kangaroo. Honest. they hold anything smaller them then under water if they see them as a threat
.they escape from the country club across the road and roam around the park. if u want to "make friends" with a kangaroo go to a zoo sort of place
where you can feed them.
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Male 92
jez.. a kangaroo giving a shot 2 the groin sounds really painful
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Male 1,496
It was the mullet
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Female 815
*a.sshole -.-
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Female 815
Lmao what an non-nice individual! XD The Kangi just fkn jumped on his face and nearly sliced his balls off that is friggin classic!!!
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Female 447
P.S. How to solve stretching:
USE YOUR BRAIN!
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Female 447
Gotta love that dramatic music.
"My God! Not Kangaroos! NOT
KANGAROOS!"
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Female 1,262
Is kenthegod just dumb or retarded? There are very few reasons that i`ll forgive someone for stretching out a page like this, so he`d better be pretty damn retarded.

That was pretty feisty, that Kangaroo. Funny thing is I was just thinking about my friend who calls himself Kangaroo Jack because he can jump really high and far.

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Male 82
Hehehe. He said groin. Hehehehehe. Groin. Hehe.
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Male 459
owowowow in the groin?!?! it hurts just thinkin about it!!!!
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Female 873
Bloody hell!
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Female 1,001
I liked the parting shot......ripped crotch with just a hint of blood.


OW3NED!!!!!!

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Male 664
People who stretch the page are clearly impotent.
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Male 626
It`s a good old fashion australian castration.
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Male 318
AAAAHHHH, MMYY GGRROOINN

they just had to have a close up at the end

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Female 2
Two things
1. It`s no Mel-born it`s Mel-bin e (This mainly for the Americans who say it wrong!!).
2. The claws of the kangaroo are not for stratching they are for digging shallow holes so that they can be cool in hot weather.

I how you have learnt something new!!

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Female 2,144
Haha. That Was A Close Call.
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Female 1,397
Hahaha...what a silly d!ck.
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Male 379
DIDNT YOU HARE ME!!!EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 169
aww but there sooo cute i still wuv them very very much
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Male 194
Well he REALLY lucked out that time. That cut was way close to his manly-hood. It looked like the kicks hurt bad.
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Male 379
KANGAROOS ARE EVIL!THEY ARE THE ANIMALS OF HELL!!
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Male 2,199
LOL what a story to tell... Whoa look at those manly scars how did u ever get them? "kangaroo.... 1998, we were ambushed... there was nothing i could do"
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Male 2,486
Wow, I didn`t know Kangaroos had claws like that.
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Female 1,211
lol, i live in australia, and we barely ever see kangaroos. or koalas, for that matter. or dingoes, platypus`, or echidnas. except at wildlife places. DAMN THAT ALBINO KANGAROO!
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Male 34
lol @ bionicRod. Funny though.
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Male 2,958
my uncle got KO`d by a kangaroo in australia because he was teasing it with a piece of bread.

But you gotta give him a break, it was his first of 5 years there.

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Female 1,033
that guy is a moron. i thought everybody knew that kangaroos are dangerous.
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Male 1,014
I think it`s obvious.....Kangaroos hate mullets!
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Female 104
nice.....
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Male 10,115
Link: Kangaroo Attack [Rate Link] - But they look so cute in those Australian tourism commercials.
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