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Date: 07/19/06 02:18 AM

66 Responses to Kangaroo Attack

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 16, 2006 at 9:06 pm
    Link: Kangaroo Attack - But they look so cute in those Australian tourism commercials.
  2. Profile photo of Sela_Bela
    Sela_Bela Female 13-17
    104 posts
    July 16, 2006 at 10:44 pm
    nice.....
  3. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 1:00 am
    I think it`s obvious.....Kangaroos hate mullets!
  4. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:26 am
    that guy is a moron. i thought everybody knew that kangaroos are dangerous.
  5. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:27 am
    my uncle got KO`d by a kangaroo in australia because he was teasing it with a piece of bread.

    But you gotta give him a break, it was his first of 5 years there.

  6. Profile photo of mamshmam
    mamshmam Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:30 am
    lol @ bionicRod. Funny though.
  7. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:58 am
    lol, i live in australia, and we barely ever see kangaroos. or koalas, for that matter. or dingoes, platypus`, or echidnas. except at wildlife places. DAMN THAT ALBINO KANGAROO!
  8. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:00 am
    Wow, I didn`t know Kangaroos had claws like that.
  9. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:00 am
    LOL what a story to tell... Whoa look at those manly scars how did u ever get them? "kangaroo.... 1998, we were ambushed... there was nothing i could do"
  10. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:15 am
    KANGAROOS ARE EVIL!THEY ARE THE ANIMALS OF HELL!!
  11. Profile photo of skit_z
    skit_z Male 13-17
    194 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:17 am
    Well he REALLY lucked out that time. That cut was way close to his manly-hood. It looked like the kicks hurt bad.
  12. Profile photo of Miss__Murder
    Miss__Murder Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:22 am
    aww but there sooo cute i still wuv them very very much
  13. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:26 am
    DIDNT YOU HARE ME!!!EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:54 am
    Hahaha...what a silly d!ck.
  15. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 4:01 am
    Haha. That Was A Close Call.
  16. Profile photo of Aussie_Proud
    Aussie_Proud Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 4:29 am
    Two things
    1. It`s no Mel-born it`s Mel-bin e (This mainly for the Americans who say it wrong!!).
    2. The claws of the kangaroo are not for stratching they are for digging shallow holes so that they can be cool in hot weather.

    I how you have learnt something new!!

  17. Profile photo of acdc_rocks91
    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 4:51 am
    AAAAHHHH, MMYY GGRROOINN

    they just had to have a close up at the end

  18. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:10 am
    It`s a good old fashion australian castration.
  19. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:20 am
    People who stretch the page are clearly impotent.
  20. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:55 am
    I liked the parting shot......ripped crotch with just a hint of blood.


    OW3NED!!!!!!

  21. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 8:04 am
    Bloody hell!
  22. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 8:39 am
    owowowow in the groin?!?! it hurts just thinkin about it!!!!
  23. Profile photo of stratguy91
    stratguy91 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 9:54 am
    Hehehe. He said groin. Hehehehehe. Groin. Hehe.
  24. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 9:54 am
    Is kenthegod just dumb or retarded? There are very few reasons that i`ll forgive someone for stretching out a page like this, so he`d better be pretty damn retarded.

    That was pretty feisty, that Kangaroo. Funny thing is I was just thinking about my friend who calls himself Kangaroo Jack because he can jump really high and far.

  25. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:55 am
    Gotta love that dramatic music.
    "My God! Not Kangaroos! NOT
    KANGAROOS!"
  26. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:56 am
    P.S. How to solve stretching:
    USE YOUR BRAIN!
  27. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 11:13 am
    Lmao what an non-nice individual! XD The Kangi just fkn jumped on his face and nearly sliced his balls off that is friggin classic!!!
  28. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 11:13 am
    *a.sshole -.-
  29. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    It was the mullet
  30. Profile photo of NayNay46
    NayNay46 Male 13-17
    92 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    jez.. a kangaroo giving a shot 2 the groin sounds really painful
  31. Profile photo of Two_Scoops
    Two_Scoops Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:16 pm
    Most people would think twice before going near a kangaroo.
    i know people who have had there dogs drowned by a kangaroo. Honest. they hold anything smaller them then under water if they see them as a threat
    .they escape from the country club across the road and roam around the park. if u want to "make friends" with a kangaroo go to a zoo sort of place
    where you can feed them.
  32. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:39 pm
    and let that be a lesson to ya stay the hell away from australlia mullet boy
  33. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    and kenthe god you are lord retard for stretching the page
  34. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    and it only stretches in mozzila
  35. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    awww but they look so inocent and harmless
  36. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 2:32 pm
    "Two things
    1. It`s no Mel-born it`s Mel-bin e (This mainly for the Americans who say it wrong!!).
    2. The claws of the kangaroo are not for stratching they are for digging shallow holes so that they can be cool in hot weather.

    I how you have learnt something new!!"
    um, because of your attrocious grammar im sure i havent learned a thing.

  37. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    I was laughing till that last part........ow.....
  38. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:29 pm
    I feel sorry for the kangaroo. If I had another creature shoving bread in my face I think I`d attack them too.
  39. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    If you go to Sydney, i highly recommend that zoo,
    can`t recall a name, aussies help!
    it`s poorly maintained, but the animals (most of em) are allowed to roam free.
    they have just about every animal in Australia in that place.
    Dingos, birds, kangaroos, koalas....

    and the best part, you can pet and stand with all most of the animals, it`s like a giant, natural looking petting zoo.

    tell me the name!!!

  40. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    ummm....i`m thinking...nah, don`t live in Sydney. I`m sure someone on this site does though :-?
  41. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    hovalady,im very retarted.hahahahah jokes you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1wow did i stretch out another page???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
  42. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 5:57 pm
    DAAAAMMMN NEVER SAW THAT COMING
    THAT REAL TV??
  43. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:31 pm
    DAMN SCREEN STRETCHERS!!!
    STOP STRETCHING THE SCREEN!!!
  44. Profile photo of jayceeen
    jayceeen Female 18-29
    46 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:42 pm
    How the mighty-mullets have fallen!!!!!!!!!!
  45. Profile photo of BeachBum0694
    BeachBum0694 Female 18-29
    285 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    damn kangaroos...
    and don`t stretch the screen, it`s fcuking annoying
  46. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 8:04 pm
    thanks for the effort upendy.
    :P
  47. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 9:13 pm
    Dammit man, stop it you p*ssy. BUDDY HELP! BLOCK THIS BOZO`S posts!
  48. Profile photo of teeny0584
    teeny0584 Female 18-29
    192 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    it stretches in IE too..
    and it is just plain stupid.

    the clip was crazy tho. I don`t know a lick about kangaroos...to think..I thought they were all so cute before. Darn that Winnie the Pooh and his Roo....

  49. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:08 pm
    I AM NOT STRETCHING THE SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  50. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 10:28 pm
    great. that`s where we`re going for my school camp this year. what fun. i can imagine that happening to my teacher.
  51. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 11:34 pm
    buddy help that block that dudueman he is ruining it for everyone
  52. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 11:55 pm
    yeah, they look cute, but they will defend themselves if they feel threatened. you have to watch out for koalas too. i know of someone who was standing too close when a koala got scared. there were no trees around to climb so it climbed up her instead. scratched the hell out of her.
  53. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 12:31 am
    not to mention they bite^
  54. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 1:18 am
    why block me????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  55. Profile photo of mariel333999
    mariel333999 Female 13-17
    131 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 1:38 am
    O just Owww...

    You know, giving him attention jsut makes him do it more.

  56. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 1:49 am
    thank you.ill stop now
  57. Profile photo of Rusty08
    Rusty08 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 2:16 am
    One simple tip: Kangaroo can sometimes attack unexpectedly, and are suprisingly
    strong. So if you`re near a kangaroo, and it leans back on to its legs, move away,
    because it`s probably going to kick you, and it`ll knock you to the ground. It is
    rare for a kangaroo to attack you using its claws, and the music attached to this
    video made the situation seem much worse than it really is.

    It`s best not to even go near a kangaroo, particually ones with joeys
    (baby kangaroos). Unless you`re in a petting zoo sancturary sort of place, with
    experienced staff.

    By the way, the zoo you were probably trying to think of Shizzaster is Taronga
    Zoo near Sydney Harbour, it is a very spectacular place.

    (P.S. It`s pronounced "Mel-bin" not "Mel-born"!)

  58. Profile photo of gimysumlovin
    gimysumlovin Female 13-17
    173 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 4:41 am
    that was pretty normall.
    kangaroos are like that.
    mm ive been there before for holidays...um in the grampions,a possum stole our fruit. damm thing
  59. Profile photo of xbox011190
    xbox011190 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 5:32 am
    oww
  60. Profile photo of Mroofy_Llama
    Mroofy_Llama Female 13-17
    132 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 7:28 am
    That was cool, and I found it funny. I still love kangaroos anyway.

    And it annoyed the crap out of me when the guy said "Mel-born". My own city too, Mel-born sounds terrible.

  61. Profile photo of Ojojoj
    Ojojoj Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 12:54 pm
    Ouch! Look out for the groin!!
  62. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    July 20, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    poor groin. :(
  63. Profile photo of EmanEn05
    EmanEn05 Male 18-29
    239 posts
    July 21, 2006 at 1:03 am
    OUCH...
  64. Profile photo of NoMeaning
    NoMeaning Female 18-29
    71 posts
    July 22, 2006 at 5:53 pm
    F.CK KENTHEMISERABLEF.CK YOU MORON SHUT THE F.UCK UP. Thank you have a nice day.
  65. Profile photo of kenthegod
    kenthegod Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 24, 2006 at 3:05 am
    stupid canadian
  66. Profile photo of miss-spawn
    miss-spawn Female 18-29
    249 posts
    July 24, 2006 at 3:14 am
    Ouch.

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