How to avoid being arrested

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Misc

Handy to watch and get their advice.
There are 103 comments:
Male 724
I got glocked driving 71 in a 45 MPH zone... whats worse is i couldnt find the insurance card. The cop was relatively nice though... I told him that I knew I was speeding, and I that I really shouldnt have been going that fast...

Im still waiting for the ticket, it`ll probably be like $250 and im going to have to do driving school.

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Male 223
i am so remembering this
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Male 53
that would have been useful if I lived in the US...
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Male 213
This is like the best movie ever.

The ACLU. When you`re being xss-raped by the man, they`re like the friendly Church. Or course, except:
:They don`t murder people
:They won`t try to send you to hell, kill you, castrate/dissmember you, get you arrested, ect.
:They don`t advocate oppression of women, children, minorities, ect.
:They don`t hate promiscuous/wealthy/sucessfull straight people
:And-for-that-matter They don`t hate gay people
:They will actually try to INCREASE your freedom, as a opposed to taking it away
:They don`t impose bizare ceremonies and superstitions on you

...Oh wait. No. They aren`t like the church at all. They`re like, i dunno, REFUGE, SANCTUARY. They`re like, helpful and stuff!


YAY ACLU!

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Female 552
well it would kinda be a waste of my time scince due to the fact that this computer has no effin sound that would get very boring
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Female 144
cool video, has great tips.
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Male 72
It has nothing to do with covering up illegal activities. The video is just about protecting your rights.
You wouldn`t want police going through your house even if you didn`t do anything wrong. (at least I wouldn`t)
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Female 403
oh yeah, somethign does flash on the screen at 2;15. i cant catch what it is though :-?
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Female 403
i liked it alot, actually watched the whole hting. it`s piss scary being confronted by a cop when your a teen. i`ll even favor this vid ^_^
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Female 11
ill keep that in mind
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Male 388
Intresting link even though I`m british... still the princibles will still remain the same.
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Male 4
I have nothing to say.
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Female 576
useful information

i hope ill never
have to use it though
-_-

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Male 155
All those who don`t take the time to watch that video simply because it was 45 minuts long are a bunch of complete dumb!@#es.

Watch it. It was amazingly resourceful and useful.

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Female 694
VolcomStoner, you took the words right out of my mouth! I really thought this video was extremely useful and all you "Oh, I don`t want to watch it because it`s 45 minutes long!" people are missing out on ALOT of useful information. Unless, of course, you read all of the comments or already know your rights...
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Female 284
i almost started to watch it until i saw it was 45 minutes long
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Male 1,478
Thanks for saving me 45 minutes, lolakitty72. I have my rights in a text file on my computer.
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Male 17
Worth sitting through the 45 minutes.

All those lazy SOBs who dislike the length, show no appreciation for the value of the information.

WATCH it you lame-oids.

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Male 561
And for the ppl who say i dont smoke pot thats not the only illegal thing you could do idoits! im sure youve downloaded your illegal britney mp3`s or drank your redneck beer underage!
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Male 561
oh all the ppl who are syin cops are your friends they get paid to bust ppl so if you that person they get paid to FU(K YOU OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 547
This certianly isin`t ment for a big time drug dealer, or criminal, but for the average citizen. Many police fell they are above the law because they can "enforce" it. Even if you never break the law, if you don`t watch this and you get one cop to stop you, and you give up your rights in they way they did in the video "which are subtle by the way" your azz is going to jail. I can tell you that if you try to assert your rights as well, the police will get beligerant with you. I doubt he will go back to his car, and write you a ticket and leave. That cop in the first scene would have beat the crap out of the guy.
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Male 98
did anyone else notice the "sublyminal" message for pot at 2:15
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Male 579
It didnt seem like 45mins even though I never have anything to hide I picked up a few tips (like not confessiong to driving 20mph over the limit)
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Female 999
watched it all! hows that for ADD?

i dont do anything that i would need to be arrested for. now my boyfriend on the other hand...

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Male 88
very useful
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Female 174
I don`t know how many times I have seen this video... no use in watching it again.

And in response to tatervent:
"if you don`t know your rights already you need help"
Well, yes that is the purpose of the video... to provide help to those who don`t already know their rights.

The video is not meant to portray police in a bad light, it is to help people know how to deal with police officers who try to violate their rights or take advantage of them. Cops may go to school for what they do, but that doesn`t make them a different person. Not all police are bad of course, but it is naive to think that there aren`t corrupt officers out there. The point is not to "out smart" a cop, it is to keep a cop from out smarting you.

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Male 578
Interesting, although it just encourages criminal activity. I also laughed at the last segment, the one that teaches you how to be good party host. It was kind of like Martha Stewart. Instead of weaving a fruit basket, you`re smokin` some crack.
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Female 23
I am sooo happy I won`t need this since I live near Amsterdam..:-) 45 minutes saved!
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Male 101
2 balls left still
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Male 1,237
I watched it all, although i`m in the UK i`m assuming most of that stuff is universal..That video really makes me dislike the police a lot..
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Female 42
wow if only I`d seen all this about 5 years ago. Long story short, hometown police were WAY out of line to pretty much everybody and ruined a lot of lives over really stupid stuff or nothing. I moved, but woulda been handy to know.
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Female 93
Someday i`ll sit down and watch that whole thing...
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Female 333
ill watch it tonight i have to go to school in like 25 mins...
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Female 85
ask for a real lawyer and SHUT UP.

aaahahahahah!!

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Female 509
forty five minutes
drat that
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Female 963
interesting
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Male 967
Nice info to know, it might come in handy one day.
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Male 388
dang i needed that advice lol. i think my rights need to pump some iron now
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Male 1,420
"^^ you stupid imbecile, what if he just pulls out his gun and kills you right there for speeding? You are either a detestable worthless cop or a backward brainwashable lunatic."
that pretty much IS police brutality.
i completely agree with the statement "dont do the crime if you cant do the time."
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Male 373
wtf lazy your retarded... cops don`t just shoot people... and if a crazy one gets in your not going to smooth talk you way out of getting shot

and just so you know dumbass searching and finding drugs isint corruption, its a good job.

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Male 49
"^^ you stupid imbecile, what if he just pulls out his gun and kills you right there for speeding? You are either a detestable worthless cop or a backward brainwashable lunatic."

I think that`s called "Murder," LazyMe484.

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Male 319
they were getting owned by the police, then i stopped becaus ei noticed it was 45 minutes long...im sure its good
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Female 205
3 min and all i have to say if fu*k that
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Female 314
erm.. that sucked. I watched like half of it, it was stupid. ANND if you aren`t stupid, you dont even COMMIT crimes in the FIRST effing place. So that movie`s for RETARDS!!
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Male 2,290
Stupid people need to go to jail.

Especially those low life pot heads.

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Male 10,440
^^ you stupid imbecile, what if he just pulls out his gun and kills you right there for speeding? You are either a detestable worthless cop or a backward brainwashable lunatic.

Btw, its no trick either, its just people being to friendly and/or not knowing their own rights, as that guy said.

This vid is good stuff, it will rly take out the corruption in the US justics system, or it will make the people rly smart and, if the system is lazy or unorganized, will just propogate crime further. Either way its puls for us, great post!

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Male 373
"oh and police are also alowed to lie to you thats right police can lie to you!!!!!! such as they can say we have the right to search your car even if you
dont consent to searches so if a police officer tells you anything that you know you didnt do or know dont give into their jedi mindtricks the police are tricky and also sure the police are very helpful in helping people such as calling 911 or other things during the times when they are trying to prosecute you or get you in trouble theyre not your freinds but when they are helping you they are your friends"

use a period or press enter from time to time

police are paid to catch law breakers, you break the law... you deserve whatever happens... the ONLY time a police officer is "bad" is police brutality

otherwise, they are perfectly in the right to trick your ass.

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Male 373
**ones not owns
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Male 110
oh and police are also alowed to lie to you thats right police can lie to you!!!!!! such as they can say we have the right to search your car even if you
dont consent to searches so if a police officer tells you anything that you know you didnt do or know dont give into their jedi mindtricks the police are tricky and also sure the police are very helpful in helping people such as calling 911 or other things during the times when they are trying to prosecute you or get you in trouble theyre not your freinds but when they are helping you they are your friends
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Male 373
this is gay, one if you don`t know your rights already you need help, and two... it portrays police officers in a bad light, completley bias against them even though their the owns catching criminals and three because its purpose is to help criminals get away. Also four... cops go to school for what they do... you CAN`T out smart a cop... unless he is lazy and really doesen`t want to arrest anyone.

Just follow the damn law stupid.

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Male 110
totaly worth watching whole thing if you have the time or just watch 10 mins at a time or something very ueseful if a police officer approaches me im totally going to use this thanks for posting
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Male 3,014
I`m a good kid. I follow the law, and I don`t do drugs or commit felonies. Even so, this video quickly made me very distrusting of the police. I will certainly have trouble feeling safe around them for a while now.
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Male 608
[quote]On 7/4/2006 5:08:37 PM STARTSOMETIN wroteIF YOUR THE VICTIM POLICE WILL NOT!!!! HELP YOU!![/quote]

Remember that the next time you have to call 911 you dumb.ass!

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Male 919
OMFG 45 Freakin minute of my life NO WAY im gonnawatch that@!!!
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Male 561
if you didnt watch the whole thing then your prob the next person to get arrested in the video we have rights and the police like to make sure ppl dont realize that the most important part of the video is IF YOUR THE VICTIM POLICE WILL NOT!!!! HELP YOU!!! IN ANY WAY this is the most important video i have seen in years oh and its july 4th today so why not take the rights our founding fathers gave their lives for!!!!!!!
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Male 1,014
I watched it all, in parts, over 3 hours or so. Very helpful, let me just say that I really could have used this info when I was a little bit younger.
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Male 725
This is very informative. I actually watched all 45 minutes of it. It`s very interesting. It might just be one of the most important videos a US citizen might watch.
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Female 266
nobody cares if you dont watch it, soo shutup, lol.
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Female 1,426
im not watching 45 minutes of that...
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Male 39
innergoth: i dno, but the rest of the world knows that USA does everything different to europe, so most definately not the same. Don`t quote me on that though.

i agree, they should do a UK version.

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Female 269
i watched 4 mins n got bored
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Male 200
are the rights the same for the UK?
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Female 8
I watched the whole thing... it was great!
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Male 208
I see where I`ve been going wrong now:
1) DON`T throw punches when you are being questioned by an officer.
2) DON`T run away after you have kicked him in the nuts.
3) DON`T find a vehicle and run his body over as he tries to block out the pain in his groin.
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Female 1,468
That was very interesting. It`s a good reminder to see that the police are not there to "help" you in such instances.
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Male 608
[quote]On 7/4/2006 7:46:35 AM drworm2002 wrote: There is one mistake. The guy says that the first "10 Admendments" are the Bill of Rights. It`s really the first 12.[/quote]

Stick with Asian history dumba$$. The first 10 are the Bill of Rights. #11 deals with State Rights and wasnt added until 1795. #12 deals with changes in the election of the Presidenat and VP, and was added 1804. Idiot.

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Male 133
needed a nice refresher.
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Male 10
I got a good idea; how about you dont carry drugs around with you and if you do dont freakin speed?
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Male 368
Not going to watch 45 minutes of that. I am bored, remember?
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Female 228
I watched it. Too bad I don`t do drugs or whatever.
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Female 40
45 minutes.......i think that id rather take my chances!
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Male 1,231
I wish they could make a british version of this i think we could do with knowing more about our rights and how to avoid being bullied by the filth (police).
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Female 873
I watched 15mins helpful but a bit long!
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Female 23
I am with beanboy. 45 mins. my attention span is not that long.
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Female 322
One of the more intelligent posts on this site.

You people should watch this. EDUCATE YOURSELVES! You never know what a cop may do and you have rights! I don`t even advocate pot, but I know that there are cops out there that will abuse their authority and some of you will witness it someday.

Besides, people on this site are young enough that you`re going to be at a pot party someday or with someone who has pot in their car. Do you want to go to jail with them when the cop tricks you into searching your personals?

Besides, it`s sad how many people don`t understand their rights established by their founding fathers.

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Female 18
sit down shutup and watch it
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Male 662
There is one mistake. The guy says that the first "10 Admendments" are the Bill of Rights. It`s really the first 12.
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Male 64
Really long, usefull if you do illegal things, not terribaly usefull if you don`t. Like others have said, to sum it up, don`t break the law. If you do break the law, then watch this and it may lower the number of stupid people on COPs
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Male 292
"your the man dude!" hahah
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Male 14
Ack that link won`t work
http://flexyourrights.org
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Male 14
This is GREAT.
Everyone should watch this video, or go to the website (http://flexyourrights.org).
Know your damn rights!
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Female 1,496
I watched a few minutes and realized the cop was way out of line. He can only search if he suspects drug use, if not the owner of the property may decline to be searched without having to go to jail. Know your rights!!!
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Female 10
this car smells like bob marley`s ass!!
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Female 1,972
^^^the only way you can get the kids to pay more attention is with full frontal nudity...and heavy duty psychotropic meds
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Male 1,152
watched it all.

Just in time for the holiday...very informative.
Maybe kids would pay more attention in school if they showed videos like this one.

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Male 2,567
interesting
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Male 962
who the fu*ck is captain planet

yes my 200th post

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Male 239
I watched it all.. I knew most of that stuff...
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Male 1
Well,thats intresting.
Try that in Canada.
Just dont carry dope in the car,lol.
Anyhow,was a good clip.
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Female 1,972
15 letters -VS- obscenely long download

here`s the video in a nutshell:
Dont break the law.
Keep your mouth shut.
Get a lawyer.

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Female 172
I watched the whole thing too and I feel well-informed!

"Michael Jackson, you do NOT have the consent to search my pants!"

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Male 10
Great!
I watched the whole thing.
TAKE THAT whiney lazy i-am-boreders
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Female 430
Hey ,don`t commit crimes, there I saved you 45 mins...
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Male 14
I had actually watched the real dvd and I think everyone should watch it. But not through some 320x320 YouTube box on your screen with poor AV quality. Go find the high quality torrent, a s-video cable to hook up to your tv, and some popcorn, and you`ll realize that this may be the most important video you`ll ever watch.
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Female 78
Video is way too long... could be summed up in a minutes worth of video. *shrugs* But its useful advice.
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Female 1,413
hey ive done 106 posts?? i didnt even realize...! yay!
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Female 1,033
my words exactly beanboy...eff that
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Female 1,413
too long and crappy sound. i dont feel like watchin it right now. maybe l8er
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Male 1,550
45min ??? no way!!!!!
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Male 321
45 minutes?
Eff that, I`d rather get arrested.
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Female 430
yeah u beat captain planet to it
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Male 245
Awesome
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Male 10,115
Link: How to avoid being arrested [Rate Link] - Handy to watch and get their advice.
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