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Date: 07/12/06 02:17 AM

89 Responses to Heavy Smoker

  1. Profile photo of dsrdrdchs
    dsrdrdchs Female 18-29
    77 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 11:36 pm
    Link: Heavy Smoker - How to get cancer all at once within seconds.
  2. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 12:09 am
    That`s so old when my granny first saw it she fell off her dinosaur and broke her wooden underpants.
  3. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 2:22 am
    lol idiot
  4. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 2:24 am
    that is so dman old that dirt had sex with it when dirt was a baby cause its old

    L_MAN will get revenge buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 2:33 am
    thats retarded old
  6. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 2:39 am
    THATS dratING INCREDIBLE!!!
  7. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 2:44 am
    I saw that in a cave painting...that`s hella-old
  8. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 2:52 am
    Jesus took this picture at a college party, that`s how old it is.
  9. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:01 am
    people are making old jokes, thats how old it is.
  10. Profile photo of kcorlirpa
    kcorlirpa Female 18-29
    15 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:11 am
    Aside from it being extremely old, can we point out the fact that it would be nearly impossible to INHALE that? Even sucking it to get it lit would be almost impossible!
  11. Profile photo of A-feen
    A-feen Female 13-17
    27 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:11 am
    Okay. It`s old. We don`t need an army of people telling us that
  12. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:11 am
    I thought this guy was Genghis Khan`s brother
  13. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:24 am
    I believe this was recorded in exodus.
  14. Profile photo of KoLdArKnEsS
    KoLdArKnEsS Male 30-39
    10 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:40 am
    This occured within the bounds of the energy planes immediately prior to the big bang...it really is older than dirt..
  15. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 4:02 am
    Well...It Must Not Be That Old. Because I Haven`t Seen It So SHUT THE HELL UP. And Woah, That`s Alotta Ciggies!
  16. Profile photo of BeatleAddict
    BeatleAddict Female 13-17
    226 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 4:11 am
    Tobacco is fun..

    Amazing they had color film with in the time of dinosaurs..

  17. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 4:17 am
    ive never seen it but its so old <enter gay dumass joke about it being old here> thats how old it was
  18. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 4:20 am
    Yeah thats the caveman form of me smoking that poo
  19. Profile photo of humanmonster
    humanmonster Female 18-29
    50 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 4:38 am
    Why? That`s all I want to know? Why would you even think that was possibly a good idea?
  20. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 5:31 am
    Crux, you are clearly too young to be using the internet. Now either take your capital letters and go away, or start calling things old!!
  21. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 6:03 am
    Some people are stupid.
  22. Profile photo of jakob
    jakob Male 13-17
    167 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 6:25 am
    lol stupid person prolly did actually get lung cancer an die... but justr 2 annoy everyone: this is old isnt it?
    oh yes.. i agree with bigbonny
  23. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 6:54 am
    :-P
  24. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    338 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 6:54 am
    Humanmonster:

    That`s exactly what I was thinking.

    Just Why?

  25. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 7:23 am
    idiot
  26. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 8:21 am
    I hope he dies a long painful death of lung cancer.
  27. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 8:37 am
    LOL..I think i`ve seen this before...like 5,000 times.

    Anyway, I still to this day don`t see why anyone would want to smoke anything..I like my fresh air and, hopefully, longer life span.

  28. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 8:40 am
    wow im no genius, but i THINK thats bad for you
    i could be wrong tho
  29. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 8:58 am
    I feel really behind the times after reading these posts.... ive never seen that pic before! I thought it was funny anyway
  30. Profile photo of flourchild29
    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 9:01 am
    it`s pretty sad that all i see are the
    people around him dieing of second hand smoke
    yes i know... i`m a dork
  31. Profile photo of tomsss
    tomsss Male 18-29
    403 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 9:11 am
    one huge inhale and his head will explode. What else you think it`ll happen? Cancer? Nah.. he`ll be dead before it even starts to form
  32. Profile photo of TexGal24
    TexGal24 Female 18-29
    252 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 9:13 am
    I just quit a couple of days ago but, if I start back, I wouldn`t ever do this. That has to be gross.
  33. Profile photo of Ojojoj
    Ojojoj Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 9:55 am
    Um... Yeah...
  34. Profile photo of vindicateME
    vindicateME Male 13-17
    48 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 10:14 am
    insane
  35. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 10:28 am
    old as dirt
    you stupid bag of poo
    this will definetly keep me off smoking ciggies
  36. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 10:37 am
    Well its his funeral.. why wud u even do tht?!?
    *claps* Welldone TexGal24 i smoke and its hard to give up for good! Good Luck!!
  37. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 11:13 am
    One inhale of that and are you then good for the rest of the year? No cravings for a decade maybe? Holy smokes! ;-) ...no pun intended.
  38. Profile photo of xMo0kie
    xMo0kie Female 13-17
    145 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 11:41 am
    Holy shiznit.
  39. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 12:05 pm
    Smoking is stupid. That`s why you don`t see me doing it. Because stupid things are beneath me.

    Anybody wanna play Smack the Bull on the Ass?

  40. Profile photo of ogirl3000
    ogirl3000 Female 13-17
    609 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    lol to bionicrod!

    ya pretty old but still funny

  41. Profile photo of Curlyfry912
    Curlyfry912 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    HOLY CRAP! what is that, like 500 cigartettes!!!?? HAAH!! Ive seen it before, but i sill laugh.
  42. Profile photo of Biren_wolfe
    Biren_wolfe Female 13-17
    9 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    idiot!
  43. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 1:12 pm
    it looks like they are lighting the super-cig with a über big cigarette


    o.0

  44. Profile photo of think_pink12
    think_pink12 Female 18-29
    20 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    Thats Rough! completley Rough!
  45. Profile photo of SammieJ
    SammieJ Female 18-29
    116 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    wowzer
  46. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    Thats so old, it`s creator went was in Jesus` 3rd grade class. Ok, we get it. It`s old. Right.
  47. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:16 pm
    What an incredibly stupid thing to do. I wonder if that guy has even the vaguest notion of what they put in cigarettes.
  48. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:28 pm
    stop talking about how old it is
  49. Profile photo of AOD-ninja
    AOD-ninja Female 13-17
    302 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:38 pm
    f|_|cking wan|<er...
  50. Profile photo of Butters014
    Butters014 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:53 pm
    Holy poo, that guy is just askin` to be killed
  51. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:53 pm
    IMAGINE THAT BUT WITH CUBAN CIGARS OR JOINTS
  52. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    poo
  53. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    uhh I guarantee that one event wont kill him, unless he passes out and lands on spike or something.
  54. Profile photo of Pyreamagic
    Pyreamagic Female 13-17
    185 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    <insert old joke here>

    and the man`s STILL an idiot. Some things never change.

  55. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    ahh they finally unearthed this fossil for the public eye
  56. Profile photo of ShdoooK
    ShdoooK Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 5:06 pm
    O.k I think we get the fact that it`s old.
  57. Profile photo of Jeemo88
    Jeemo88 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 5:14 pm
    What a death wish....
  58. Profile photo of carissakayb
    carissakayb Female 13-17
    130 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    Wow that person is stupid
  59. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
    154 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    wow it`s "old" and unfortintantly i havent even seen it yet...until now
  60. Profile photo of _CRYN_OUT_
    _CRYN_OUT_ Female 18-29
    411 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 7:14 pm
    Wow, now that would give me a major headache!
  61. Profile photo of sillyshoes
    sillyshoes Female 13-17
    18 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    yuck. smoking has got to be the most discusting thing you can do to yourself.:-|
  62. Profile photo of xlothwenx
    xlothwenx Female 13-17
    43 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 8:10 pm
    i love all the things people vame up to say that it is old. lol
  63. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    mmmmmm.
  64. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 8:43 pm
    At least they`re filtered. :-P
  65. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    THATS SO OLD THAT MOSES SIGNED HIS YEARBOOK!
    OH YEA, IM THE FUMA NOT THE PUMA.
    AND P.S., I RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT SMOKING CAN CAUSE CANCER.
    -THE MAKER OF CIGARETTES
  66. Profile photo of
    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 9:59 pm
    I think we have enough old jokes. Once or twice was funny, but when everyone posts them over and over again, it gets.... OLD. So... making old jokes is so old, that Adam & Eve were behind the camera. That`s not a good joke, but I don`t spend all my free time on the computer, pissing in Big Gulp cup, and coming up with "old" jokes in an internet blog thing.
  67. Profile photo of Dustfinger
    Dustfinger Female 13-17
    314 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 10:50 pm
    Meh. couldn`t even inhale that all anyway.

    Btw , I think I saw this in `97

  68. Profile photo of tomcomes2day
    tomcomes2day Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 11:11 pm
    BBBBBBOOOORRRRIIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!
  69. Profile photo of MoondustWolf
    MoondustWolf Female 18-29
    338 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 11:50 pm
    I`ll stick to hookah tobacco, thanks
  70. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 12:37 am
    UGH
  71. Profile photo of automaticgrl
    automaticgrl Female 13-17
    117 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 12:53 am
    thats why too much to smoke.
  72. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 1:06 am
    It was a guiness thing...
  73. Profile photo of NeverAiling
    NeverAiling Male 18-29
    213 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 3:45 am
    PHOTOSHOPPED.
  74. Profile photo of NeverAiling
    NeverAiling Male 18-29
    213 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 3:46 am
    Photoshopped by CHUCK NORRIS BIZAWTCH!
  75. Profile photo of mutrick
    mutrick Female 30-39
    96 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 11:21 am
    Oh wow.. did the person actually got cancer within seconds?
  76. Profile photo of IPOST
    IPOST Female 18-29
    101 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 11:42 am
    Damn it was a first for me...jesus, that FuGGIN AYE crazy.
  77. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    Yeah it`s old...and dumb
  78. Profile photo of joseffstalin
    joseffstalin Male 18-29
    63 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    ur face was photoshopped!
  79. Profile photo of Darkfog
    Darkfog Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    when he dies i will laugh
  80. Profile photo of curvey_cutey
    curvey_cutey Female 18-29
    32 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 6:19 pm
    that guys a prat...
  81. Profile photo of nadav22
    nadav22 Male 13-17
    458 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    this isn;t that old because they only invented ciguarettes some time ago
  82. Profile photo of kb_cake
    kb_cake Female 30-39
    50 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 10:24 pm
    okay, getting cancer is not worth getting your picture all over the internet.
  83. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    July 15, 2006 at 6:30 am
    heh, that is old. that`s how fire was dicovered.
    caveman: grunt. rock. grass. rock. grass burn. purple dinosaur?
  84. Profile photo of h0ckey_twit
    h0ckey_twit Female 13-17
    25 posts
    July 15, 2006 at 11:45 am
    wow thats really sad.
  85. Profile photo of WAT_090
    WAT_090 Male 13-17
    47 posts
    July 16, 2006 at 3:17 am
    this was before god was born.thats how old this is.
    ehhhh...wait a minute..how was god born...??
  86. Profile photo of Emmitt22
    Emmitt22 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 8:15 pm
    all I have to say is "dumb `A`"
  87. Profile photo of Emmitt22
    Emmitt22 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 8:16 pm
    ha ha
  88. Profile photo of Marios
    Marios Male 40-49
    1 post
    July 26, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    What a waste of cigarettes - being a heavy smoker they`d last me a few days only but atleast I would have enjoyed every last drag of every one down to the filter . You can only take in so much at once - this is stupid - better chain smoke like me and enjoy .....
  89. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    December 17, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    i hope he dies.

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