Got Milk?

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

This baby knows what those are for.
There are 121 comments:
Female 85
Is...is the statue made of chocolate?
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Female 203
that would make a really embarassing story the mother would tell to everyone when he`s older.
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Female 19
One stupid kid.
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Male 8
Oh dear um..... If I was a security guard I wouldn`t know what to do.
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Male 82
*giggle*
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Male 8
Mmm...
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Male 733
now there`s a story for his wedding... lol
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Male 213
Ok, I just read what I posted and it sounded really weird.

I couldn`t figure out why untill I realized I had left out that it was their kid.


It would be kinda weird to have a baby at a party if it didn`t belong to someone......

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Female 15
^^^^hahahahaha
gross man.
i couldn`t have watched that.
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Male 213
This guy I know threw a party for the first time a coupla weeks ago, and he didn`t know what to do. So Me and two of my friends (their bf and gf) do all the work, and crash out on the couch like in the middle of the party.

Well, when I wake up, they`re both still asleep, and the kid is going at the guy`s nipple like he doesn`t mind that there`s no milk.

Some xsshat saw the baby trying to get into the girl`s shirt, so they took off the guy`s shirt, to see if the baby would go for it.

There were a bunch of people just watching. It felt like a big, really freakyass pornor or summin.

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Female 7
Haha. What a smart yet dumb babyy
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Female 406
that has made my day that has! :-p
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Male 154
oh that was great!
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Female 340
Aw geeeez....how disturbing.
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Female 32
She`s just laughing her ass off not caring about the health of her son. I bet he`ll be emotionally disturbed when he grow up because of this picture. Yup.
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Male 1,265
Missed this one.

BOOBIES!!! 58008

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Female 32
Goddamn mother never taught his kid.
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Female 31
I think it`s really sweet. Puts it all into context...
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Female 131
Man, these comments are funnier than the picture itself. People arguing about sucking bronze nipples..
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Female 584
HAHAHA!!!! xD Look at his eyes in the first picture, he`ll grow up to read lads` mags or something
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Female 54
Lochness,

I was joking. And it really shows that you`re thirteen years old when you call someone a retard. Original.

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Male 75
hahah thats brilliant
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Female 815
"Ewwww. Whaf if something actually came out?"

:-( not ANOTHER retard.

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Female 207
... Well... that`s...
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Female 809
aww... funny.
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Female 55
HILARIOUS. i looove it. i seen it b4 tho
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Female 54
Let`s just be glad that it was a female statue.
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Male 272
LOL! isnt it natural for a baby to think that something that looks exactly like a boob just might have milk in it? lol
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Female 70
haha who knows where that nipple has been!
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Male 528
You know, last time i did this, the lady behind me didnt exactly laugh.
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Male 198
That`s the only kind of breastfeeding I wanna see in public. I wish women would do that kind of thing in private, not at the shopping mall.
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Female 10
Awww, thats so cute...
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Female 150
This is why children shouldnt be allowed in art museums.
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Female 5
"Thursday, July 27, 2006 3:03:37 PM
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!"

I was actually expecting the photoshop police to start arguing about this.

BECAUSE SOMEONE ALWAYS DOES

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Female 56
When that kid graduates from High School, that picture is going to be in the back of his yearbook. And man, I sure don`t envy him.
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Female 104
hahahaha lol!
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Male 4,393
oh god ... :P
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Male 919
yeah Buddah as boob as well...( I have no sense)
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Female 943
i guess he was hungry...
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Female 138
Thats gross, who knows hoe many people have touched that!
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Female 165
The statue looks like she`s diggin` it! What`s the harm? ;-)
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Female 1,412
i like how the mom is like pissing herself laughing
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Male 292
hope he didn`t have any teeth yet
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Male 1,550
wat a ugly baby
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Male 1,866
jesus that`s a big baby.
who breast feeds their 3 year old kid?!
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Male 2,605
Be that as it may, Vixterness, adult males do so for a very different reason. As kitty_soup said, an infant`s such longing is nonsexual.
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Female 146
Cute.
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Male 246
i did that just last week. tastes of milky way:-)
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Female 39
A shame males cannot remain this innocent throughout their entire lifetimes - at least in this culture.

You call this innocent? If so they have remained this innocent. They still go for the nearest tit they can get to. Hahahaha
I`ve seen this before but still cute and funny! Ha!

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Male 138
OWNED!
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Female 712
Lol. Cute
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Female 74
Oh wow. I think the little boy has some issues. Maybe the mother is depriving him of her booby. But that was funny. Probably tastes really GROSS.
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Female 4
Someone`s Hungry
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Female 50
that is funny ...hahaha
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Male 619
iu would have done it if i was 3 and thought that peoples torsos were mounted on museuims for feeding pleasure
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Male 2,781
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
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Female 552
^^ yea he does ... this is really old
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Male 1,406
He does look a bit old to still be used to that...
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Male 2,605
A shame males cannot remain this innocent throughout their entire lifetimes - at least in this culture.
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Male 393
hahahahahaha lol poor kid must be really confused
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Female 12
Actually, he looks way older than he should be nursing. Possibly he was weaned when he was too young, and missed most of the times, so his brain is not quite adept, or he was weaned to late/hasen`t been weaned at all, in which case, he`s way too old. He`s probably already got teeth!
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Female 85
aw sweet!
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Female 675
"man that kid is a pervert"

Um yall do know that kids minds dont start thinking like perverted till they r like um 3 or older, and he can be 3 yet cuz he is still nursing.

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Male 265
...just hope he doesn`t see that picture when he`s older.
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Male 265
Well, I guess he was thirsty. Can`t blame him.
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Female 961
Oh man, that mom is in trouble...
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Male 1,039
lol at the little girls that are embarrassed by this.ahahahah

It`s only natural...I mean I do the samething everytime one is barred in front of me....granted it has to be real one...stares at statue in lobby.....hmmm

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Female 285
thats so embarrassing
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Female 314
LOL that was hilarious! Already seen it, but still funny!
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Male 91
LMFAO
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Male 91
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
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Male 242
Hahahhaa.
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Male 1,030
chocolate milk
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Male 329
Smart kid.
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Male 4,431
Not enough iron in his diet I guess? ;-)
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Male 368
Haha
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Female 99
that nipple on the statue better be clean, mister!


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Female 99
Timicus, what is ur pic? a frozen seal or something?
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Female 99
that nipple on the statue better be clean, mister!


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Male 70
All I`m saying is that I tried that on a bronze statue at my town with nice tits, and they called me a pervert.
Does this baby deserve special treatment?!
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Male 15
man that baby gonna get some dusty milk
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Male 2,057
trying to pull him off that will be hard lol

Bitty!

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Male 27
hey! that rhymed!
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Male 27
ha! little `tard. suckle that statue. suckle it hard.
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Female 2,552
I think the mom better feed him before he goes to far .. lol.
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Female 504
krusty you know that its perfectly natural for babies to do that?
..........i agree with kitten_soup
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Male 189
man that kid is a pervert
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Male 8
Haha, I love it.
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Female 368
justKatrina: "I like how he`s looking up at the face on the second pic like a porno."

*awkward silence*

... Or, like a baby nursing.

When people start sexualizing a baby nursing, bronze statue or otherwise, I can`t help wondering how much longer it will be before humanity just implodes entirely.

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Male 453
METAL TITS 4 ALL!
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Female 679
Cute?? Lol, anywaay, dont think that silver stuff tastes that nice, baby!
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Female 23
awwww soo cute!!
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Male 1,383
since i last checked, copper doesn`t taste so good.
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Male 1,478
I can see this becoming an internet fad.
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Female 1,007
I like how he`s looking up at the face on the second pic like a porno.
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Male 167
Ya, but what u dont find out is that the baby contracts hepatitis from that bronze booby, because of all the low life kids who have already done the same.
THAT WAS MYYY JOKE AARRRGHH
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Male 31
boy is he gonna be disappointed...
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Female 630
^ haha
ah that made me laugh, they probably just left the baby there and carried on with the tour, came back 3 hours later and there it was still sucking, confused but still sucking
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Male 114
Mmm, metallic goodness!
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Female 338
hahahahaha. thats great.
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Male 2,519
Feed the baby...
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Male 2,567
lol
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Female 2,144
Nah ^ It`s Probably Just Natural. Boobies=Milk. All You People Are Just Grown Up And Think Dirty!
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Female 1,001
I think that kid will have problems later on in life....
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Female 118
LOL.
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Male 236
THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!
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Female 249
Awwww
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Female 54
Ewwww. Whaf if something actually came out?
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Male 359
looks like fun
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Male 224
hahahHAHAHhahHAHAH
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Male 100
Joke btw ^^^
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Male 100
Ya, but what u dont find out is that the baby contracts hepatitis from that bronze booby, because of all the low life kids who have already done the same.
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Female 1,172
lol. awesome.
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Female 1,211
hahahhaha.
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Female 606
haha. cute but gross.
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Female 123
what`s it say about you when your child starts outsourcing?
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Female 110
Haha.
I`d hate to be that boy`s mother..
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Female 1,397
Ah gees..that is so awkward, someone stop him.
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Female 35
xDDD haha. that was great.
-Ari
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Male 148
I so would have done that.
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Male 10,115
Link: Got Milk? [Rate Link] - This baby knows what those are for.
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