Goatse Polo Shirt

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Funny
http://www.goatsepolo.com/classic.html

Wear it to the country club and no one will be the wiser.
There are 41 comments:
Female 630
um ok. im still disturbed from the ipod one
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Female 87
ok the harlequin fetus isn`t THAT bad. Just sad & a little bit disturbing. Sadly I`ve heard of both goatse & Lemon Party. If I`m right, the lemon party is a link to a bunch of old men uhh... doing it ? Goatse is just GROSS probably the worst thing you can ever see. Never heard of tubgirl I think I should look it up =)
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Female 1,603
Yea there is a site online I used to have a link of that was called something like "the worst of the internet" and it had all the links to the worst things online. It had tubgirl, goatse and the harlequin fetus. There was even a link to a video of one of the only harlequin fetuses to live for more than a few hours outside of the womb. It was disturbing.

I wouldn`t want a goaste shirt. yucko!

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Male 1,265
Google Image Harlequin fetus.

To aid you all in your decision over whether or not you wish to see it, harlequin fetus syndrome is where the baby is born with scaly plates instead of normal skin. Everywhere there should be a fold (like on the inside of the elbow) instead the skin is cracked and the underneath shows through. The lips are almost always pulled back in a devastatingly gruesome grin, due to the skin tightening. The eyes are always red, possibly due to the baby having abnormal eyelids and not having adequate protection. Very few sufferers survive the first couple of days. A story once documented the plight of a 16-year-old sufferer, who sheds so much skin on one night that his bed sheets are covered in skin cells, like they`ve not been changed in months.

I must warn you all, it`s not nice. I`m not posting a link because it`s THAT bad. Links can be clicked carelessly, but you can`t accidentally enter HARLEQUIN FETUS into Google, can you!

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Male 154
...wow great now i know what the hell a goatsie is...and that poo is messed up!
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Female 694
Harelquin fetus? Ok, I heard of Goatse and Tubgirl and sadly seen them both (A guy at school printed the pictures out and waved them around to everyone...) but never harelquin fetus...
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Female 109
god i`m sorry i read any more of these posts. urgh... the darkside of the internet shows itself.... X-(
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Female 84
Tub girl is awful. The other one that was always brought up w/ tub girl and goaste among my group is the harelquin fetus.

I never saw it, but I heard that it was even worse than the other two..... :(

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Male 1,866
sorry, and uh kmetg, my friend also sent tubgirl to me.
its one of the nastiest things i`ve seen in my life. including a goatse.
it`s vague now, but it was some chick in a tub taking a poo (colour: moss green) in her mouth, and it`s not JUST poo, but diarrehea (SP).
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Male 1,866
it`s worse than you think too, cuz a normal hole isn`t that huge, i think, but they stretch it to gross proportions.

hehe, kyle, someone has to be the enlightener too!

WARNING DO NOT CLICK OPTIONS DUB`S LINK, my friend sent it to me. for the love of all that is holy do NOT press it.

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Male 66
WHATEVER YOU DO DONT GO TO http://goastse.fr!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED, DONT GO THERE!!!!!!!!!

dont say i didnt warn you.

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Male 1,265
^^^Yep.

What`s Tubgirl?

Or do I not want to know...?

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Male 664
"What about prize-giving? Where would the rosette go?"

I think you know.

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Female 139
I bet next they`ll make something along the lines of lemon party or tubgirl. >.0
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Female 210
oh. my. god.

please, please, please don`t let them create a Tubgirl logo.

*hides*

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Male 1,265
Do you think goatse practitioners have conversations about it?

"Hey John, I managed 4 inches last night."

Do you think they have competitions?

"My goatse`s bigger than your goatse."

What about prize-giving? Where would the rosette go?

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Female 1,697
that`s just sick minded!
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Female 84
I dont actually remember my first encounter... although my friends always talked about it to disgust other poeple.... I think it may have had something to do with a friends display picture.

And then a link they sent me that I was stupid enough to follow.

Probably other crap in here.

The one I remember the most, though, is when I got a letter from a friends, in which they enclosed and ascii goatse. :(

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Female 138
Well, saw the picture... Now starts the nightmares, once you see it you just kind of are frozen, you can`t move....its just so...
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Female 1,033
lol
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Male 552
I saw the Goatse thingy when someone on here put it in a spoiler in that goatse iPod link.
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Male 15
i felt so much more better about life before i read this
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Female 228
"The theme here is classy: sleek, high-quality polo shirts that feature my signature goatse logo. I want a comfortable shirt that can be worn at the office or on the golf course. And I want the shirt to display an ambiguous image of a stretched anus."

?!?!?!?!?!

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Female 114
Oh God, i remember seeing the Goatse dude for the first time... not funny -.-
For those of you who don`t get it, The Goatse Man is a picture of a guy bent over, with his hands pulling apart his ass hole. The logo on the shirt is pretty much what it looks like lol. Google it if ya really want.
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Male 451
Friday, July 21, 2006 2:28:15 AM
Am I an idiot? Like I dont get it. well anyway... 2nd Comment... Nniceee!
someone always has to ask...
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Female 873
Sh*t tht sounds nasty! iv never heard of goatse b4 now..
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Male 30
Goatse is done just before they stick their head in! This is managerial skill.
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Female 139
intestines hanging out?!!!!!!!!! why would u do that?!
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Female 1,007
$29.95?! Hells NO.

Bah, I remember seeing goatse for the first time, someone told me to Google it. :-( And the pic had an eye photoshopped into the... hole.

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Female 1,972
^^oh darkwolfyone- How else would the youngins pick this stuff up? When I was younger we learned this in the street...but with the internet- the gutter gets piped indoors.
BTW: love the avatar.
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Female 109
^ i`m asking myself the same thing. i feel as if there should be some sort of warning for people who didn`t know what it was.
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Male 148
why that hell is crap on here any way
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Male 2,519
The link is safe.
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Male 1,866
lol no probs beefstu, hahaha, i love that name!

yeh please don`t post pics!
haha. someone hid it in a spoiler andit caught me by surprise. :P

thanks fallensoul.:D

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Male 87
goatse is disguting, why anyone would feel the urge to do that i dont know
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Male 923
shizzaster, good thing you requested no pic I was just about to google one for here, haha. All right though I will not post one.
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Male 100
OOhhhhh!!! I get it now... Thanx for that wonderful insight "shizzaster"!
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Male 1,866
Are they retarded? Someone would notice, it`s not hard, the logos for some reason get noticed.

a goatse is like this weird ass thing where guys let their dicks hang down and use their fingers to pull apart their ass holes.


please nobody post a pic! i saw one and it still makes me sick. all that red stuff in his ass (intestines) hanging out and poo.

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Male 100
Am I an idiot? Like I dont get it. well anyway... 2nd Comment... Nniceee!
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Female 229
I`d buy it! <3
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Male 10,115
Link: Goatse Polo Shirt [Rate Link] - Wear it to the country club and no one will be the wiser.
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