Fear The Grue

Submitted by: Winkehpoo 10 years ago in Weird
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Grue

Some things you may want to know about Grues (AKA Domo-kun).
There are 38 comments:
Male 280
I WANT ONE!
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Male 280
Grues are weird...
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Female 106
poor kitten.... did it get killed by a sponge on legs?
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Female 120
Huh? None of this is true y`know.
Grue- Monster that lives in dark places and is likely to eat you. From a Text game.
Domo-kun- Fuzzy commercial creature for a Japanese TV channel.
The whole site is just joking.
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Male 181
freakin sweet
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Male 919
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Female 71
"everytime you kill a kitten, GOD masturbates!!!"

^Roflmao, remind me soo much of this joke me and my friends made up.....somehow it leaded into the concpt of jesus being involved somehow 0.o Now THAT is something someone`d burn in Hell for.

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Male 738
You scare me shadpro...
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Male 1,496
I want one.
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Female 873
Lol wtf!.. a killer Grue?! haha
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Female 5
Grue does NOT equal Domo-kun.

Domo-kun equals drating AWESOME.

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Female 1,007
lmao

"For those without comedic tastes, the so-called-experts at Wikipedia have an article about: Grue (monster)."

I love the footnotes too.

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Male 2,199
lol shadpro...
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Male 506
My uncle was eaten by a Grue.

I love the uncyclopedia!

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Male 274
WHO THE F*CK JUST KILLED A KITTEN!?!???
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Male 274
*drowns in divine semen*
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Male 274
everytime you kill a kitten, GOD masturbates!!!
oh... i`m gonna burn in hell for saying that aren`t I?
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Female 168
lmao i liked these.

Remember, everytime you masturbate, God kills a Kitten.

~~priceless~~

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Male 128
lol i liked when it said Build a sandcastle. It won`t help at all, and you will be eaten, but it is a fun activity.
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Male 608
Known to kill kittens.. lol

Remember, everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

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Female 138
"try throwing a small child to it, in a desperate attempt to escape." LOL thats awesome because a don`t like kids. Still makes me laugh...
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Female 2,552
Woah!


What`s Uncyclupedia? It looks JUST like Wikipedia! Which I perfer better then this one :-)

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Male 135
In Soviet Russia, Grue is eaten by YOU!!
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Female 174
<3 love it.
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Male 1,014
What a weird post, a good way to waste some time.
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Male 4
Wow.. and all this time a grue was a text based monster... But now someone has decided that a Domokun is a grue.

Uhm... no.

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Female 5
"Some African tribespeople have devised their own unique (but lengthy) name for a Grue. This name has been transliterated as "AAAAH KEK ALAH ZOMG AKAKAAAAAKAH", approximately. The name was derived from the sounds made by anyone foolish enough to try to approach it." XD
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Male 2,057
i agree with p-ball
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Male 1,478
This is awesome! Unicyclopedia OWNS wikipedia!
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Male 645
oh, so a grue is a turd with teeth and eyes eh... sweet
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Female 552
wtf wow
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Male 888
Why ask what a grue is when it tells you right in the link?

But I have always wondered. Thanks, Internets!

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Male 2,199
i always wondered what the hell are those matress looking things you see on sum pics.... their based of sum game i think...
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Female 1,033
what
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Male 329
what a bunch of useless info... we obviously dont need to be told that a ninja can kill a grue, its common-freaking-sense.
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Male 32
Wha????
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Male 323
What the F*ck is a Grue
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Female 5
Link: Fear The Grue [Rate Link] - Some things you may want to know about Grues (AKA Domo-kun).
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