Every Man`s Dream Date?

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
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Opportunities like this don"t come around every day. Adult language and themes.
There are 92 comments:
Female 1,603
Ugly voice, ugly actress. And if it was real...I wouldn`t understand it because why would you want to stay with someone who cheated. I would rather just break it off and find a new guy instead. Forget about the stupid revenge.
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Male 957
shes satans cabana girl.
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Female 50
funny but creepy and obviously a joke
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Female 171
eh.. she sounds way too eager. funny that shes got diagrams though and at the end shes like pretty cool. huh. let me know. its like she was thinking about it. huh.
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Male 4,246
Dream date, huh? Yeah, right. Hold me back. *pfft* Whatever.
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Female 149
oooo not a bad idea...
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Female 415
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....its true
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Female 45
whatever. link was okay.
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Male 495
She`s really annoying! The way she talks monotone, the way she keeps taking deep breaths...just annoying.
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Male 608
[quote] 5`7" is not tall for a dude. ..... typo.... 6`7[/quote]

Whatever... The only thing 6`7" about you is the crap you stack that high.

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Male 68
Wow, bad acting... Probably a videotaped audition. She most likely had another monologue with that (contrasting) cause its pretty typical to do 2 in 5 minutes. But I can guarantee she didn`t get the part unless it was a whore.
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Male 67
Meh... I don`t like her. European women are much more hot.
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Male 105
On 7/6/2006 3:16:20 AM hunwa wrote: i had all of the quillifications im 5`7 black belt in tae kwon doe huge wiener and i can fight :D

5`7" is not tall for a dude.
.....
typo.... 6`7

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Male 98
rofl lmao That was funny. Even though she was acting lol XD. She was kinda scary <.< :-) "If he walks in and I`m humping some shrimp hes gonna start laughing and i dont need that"
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Male 608
[quote]On 7/7/2006 10:06:31 AM TheFacade wrote: twist- martial arts arent about height, i myself have had a black belt in karate since i was 11 and under 4 ft. I can still beat most of the bigger guys. SO there you have it ladies and gentlemen, sometimes age dosnt equal wisdom[/quote]

WOW, you are a window licker aren’t you? How the hell did you ever equate what I had posted is somehow an issue over martial arts and height? I see that satire is totally lost on you, is it not?

If you cant read the posts for what they are don’t bother to post.

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen, TheFacade is truly an idiot.

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Male 451
Thursday, July 06, 2006 3:18:59 AM
taking deep breaths = gives her time to think of what she`s going to say = she`s lying
i smell a set up
i thought that, during the gun bit... `erm... im pretty sure he cant remember the combination`
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Female 146
Wow. Someone seems pissed off.
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Female 447
I`d like to preface this by saying that yes, I do realize it`s a fake. Her acting was just plain terrible.

But seriously people! I`ve never understood the mentality of cheaters. If you wanna hurt someone that badly, you obviously don`t love him anymore, so why don`t you just leave rather than go out and bang a stranger? That`s pretty good revenge: just pack up everything and disappear without a trace; nothing says rejection like not even bothering to say goodbye.

People who cheat are just too callow and chickenpoo to leave the person they`re with. Help `em out.

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Male 1,406
Too bad I`m a shrimp...
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Female 427
Yah but that is Karate, not ver impressive. IM 5`11, my gorgeous boyfriend (of 1 and a half years) is 6`2 and very strong and moments away from a blackbelt in ninjistu. I`d say im happy and wont be making a video like that any time soon.
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Male 2,720
not a very funny skit.
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Female 1,468
^^ that`s not what twist was getting at.
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Male 2
twist- martial arts arent about height, i myself have had a black belt in karate since i was 11 and under 4 ft. I can still beat most of the bigger guys. SO there you have it ladies and gentlemen, sometimes age dosnt equal wisdom
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Male 459
o_0 WHAT THE HELL!!
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Female 35
"Hell has no rath, then that of a woman scorned"
Or somthing like that...hahahaha!
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Female 674
I really really really really hope that wasn`t real.
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Male 1,141
women....they suck and are really mean
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Female 205
hey i want that too
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Male 377
She`s hot but from her voice it sounds like she`s been smoking. I hate smokers.
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Female 166
I`d tap that. Y`know. If I was a lesbian
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Female 106
diagrams? ha.
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Female 193
That was great. lmao
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Male 559
She`s really not that pretty, but I`d do her and have my buddy wait at the door and keep the boyfriend out. Then when she`s good and done, laugh at her, and take her boyfriend out for a beer. And introduce him to my ex who`s way hotter than this vendictive bitch. (yeah, I know she`s an actress, that`s just what I`d do if it was real)
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Female 486
Scary..
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Female 665
lol awesome
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Female 412
wow..hore.. yet smart
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Male 1,425
haha! you guys are so funny! hm..whoa. haha, i lmao-ed when she talked about the package
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Male 139
Sound is broken- can`t hear anything.
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Female 54
I`m guessing it was semi-scripted with minor improvisation which would be the reason for her breathing...she was thinking of her next line. And when she was talking about the gun, her hesitation and facial expressions weren`t very good.

I`d slap her for her poor acting; not cause she`s a whore.

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Male 2,781
HOW SHE KNOW HER BF IS CHEATING ON HER?? WHAT A NUMBNUTZ!!!
THE TRICK IS TO NEVER GET CAUGHT.
ANYWAY I GUESS I`LL HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR A SIMILAR SITUATION...HAVE MY CUERNO DE CHIVO IN AN ACCESIBLE LOCATION. I`M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT THOUGH.
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Male 113
shiver
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Female 449
ok then...
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Female 56
OK That would scare off any man! It was pretty weird when she kept heavely breathing!
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Male 294
Try watching with the sound off...mannerisms get annoying quickly.
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Male 136
Holy crap what was that
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Female 1,033
seriously that wasnt funny at all it was almost annoying
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Male 608
[quote]On 7/6/2006 3:16:20 AM hunwa wrote: i had all of the quillifications im 5`7 black belt in tae kwon doe huge wiener and i can fight :D[/quote]

5`7" = Short so therefore Black Belt must = belt bought at Sears (Classes taken at the YMCA). Hugh weiner = I still stuff a sock in my pants so I dont look like a 12 year old asian girl. I can fight = I run home and tell mommy what you did.

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Male 733
holy...
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Male 20
i THINK he forgot the combination?
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Female 2,074
"This is a joke.
No one is that stupid."

Ha! You`d be surprised..

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Male 59
Wow, I am glad girls weren`t like that in my day.
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Male 1,586
Yep. I`m gonna go with hitting her.
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Male 1,586
Hard to decide if I wanted to hit her or bone her.
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Male 208
Why screw her with all that drama-bull-shizah when you can go out and have a one night stand without all that hassel. Pompous ditz (yes, even though this is fake).
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Male 319
well, im tall (6`4) but im not strong at all
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Male 35
lol, she fancies herself a badass.
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Female 52
It`s stupid how she thinks she`s so hot and can get anything she wants... B-|
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Male 91
Dream Date my ass. She`s a royal pain in the ass. A real uber-bitch. I understand her boyfriend cheating on her.
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Female 395
She did seem kinda pyscho but if I found a guy cheating I`d prolly just put bologna and mustard all over his car like my one friend Sarah did to her ex.

Bout the guns part, it reminded me of when my exboyfriend met my dad for the first time and he said he liked his guns, but he liked his daughter better. He wouldn`t even sit next to me on the couch he was so afraid... <--stupid non-nice individual.

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Female 1,134
got to love sweet revenge
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Male 919
everythings cool, but the shotgun part...
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Female 268
first off mikallang it`s FAKE!!!
second don`t be a D!CK!
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Male 610
well...if hes screwing other girls, he may have lost interest in her anyway, and i wouldnt blame him...shes a b*tch hehe. any guy that responds should be worried that maybe she really got an std and wants spread it to every guy she can. women lie. that is all.
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Female 471
Damn I wish that was real, that would be so funny
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Female 873
Lol tht was fake but funny
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Male 571
Now I feel small, I`m only 5`7 too...
I`m a black belt in Tae Kwon Do too. Not in "Tae Kwon Doe" as another genius said earlier.
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Female 192
haha..5`7" is short....I`m 5`6" and a female! My hubby is 5`10" and he is still a short guy.
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Female 18
-_- no comments...
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Male 2,057
hehehe creepy
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Male 88
hubba hubba
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Male 223
scary+hawt (even though it`s fake)
gotta love the women that knows what they want ;)
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Male 15
the girls an actor althought it is fake it still creeps me out http://arlington.imdb.com/name/nm0192451...
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Female 338
Thursday, July 06, 2006 4:50:26 AM
On 7/6/2006 3:16:20 AM hunwa wrote: i had all of the quillifications im 5`7 black belt in tae kwon doe huge wiener and i can fight :D

5`7" is not tall for a dude.

i agree that`s not very tall.

anyway this chick is pissed. watch out.

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Male 525
I`m sry but this is some funny stuff. Especially when she starts talking about his guns and how she thinks they are locked up. lol

~dragon~

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Female 18
[quote]On 7/6/2006 3:16:20 AM hunwa wrote: i had all of the quillifications im 5`7 black belt in tae kwon doe huge wiener and i can fight :D[/quote]
5`7" is not tall for a dude.
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Male 2,306
This is a joke.

No one is that stupid.

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Male 923
I agree with glocktypus, also, I think this is a joke, if not this woman has some real issues.
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Female 1,972
I-HEART-REVENGE!!!!!
Rawk on Sister!
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Female 430
Smoker`s voice
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Male 87
I`m confused, wtf is this about anywhoo? No I mean I know what it`s about, just, don`t know what its about... ya know? Shizz, i totally agree witchyou son, She FrEaK`n ScArEd Me Too... WIerd B!tch She is
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Male 1,385
taking deep breaths = gives her time to think of what she`s going to say = she`s lying

i smell a set up

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Male 105
i had all of the quillifications
im 5`7
black belt in tae kwon doe
huge wiener
and i can fight :D
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Male 75
the drawings... lol ^^

- sadly I`m afraid i don`t fit her description :P

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Female 138
I liked the diagrams, they were funny.
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Male 246
omg, she had diagrams
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Female 500
ha ha ha I like her, instead of crying about it, she plans a pretty unique way to get back at her boyfriend.
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Male 239
Hooott... lol... hahaha
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Male 2,486
Hmmm.

What`s her number?

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Female 501
shes good. watch it again she keeps taking deep breathes, bless. see never p!ss women off.
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Female 138
That kitty has claws.
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Male 1,866
she.... scares me!
WOMEN SCARE ME!
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Male 10,115
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