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Date: 07/06/06 02:29 AM

92 Responses to Every Man`s Dream Date?

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 1:46 am
    Link: Every Man`s Dream Date? - Opportunities like this don`t come around every day. Adult language and themes.
  2. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 2:36 am
    she.... scares me!
    WOMEN SCARE ME!
  3. Profile photo of dietsoda
    dietsoda Female 13-17
    138 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 2:38 am
    That kitty has claws.
  4. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 2:41 am
    shes good. watch it again she keeps taking deep breathes, bless. see never p!ss women off.
  5. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 2:42 am
    Hmmm.

    What`s her number?

  6. Profile photo of EmanEn05
    EmanEn05 Male 18-29
    239 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 2:43 am
    Hooott... lol... hahaha
  7. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 2:50 am
    ha ha ha I like her, instead of crying about it, she plans a pretty unique way to get back at her boyfriend.
  8. Profile photo of Skellington9
    Skellington9 Male 13-17
    246 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 2:52 am
    omg, she had diagrams
  9. Profile photo of dietsoda
    dietsoda Female 13-17
    138 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 2:58 am
    I liked the diagrams, they were funny.
  10. Profile photo of chain83
    chain83 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 3:09 am
    the drawings... lol ^^

    - sadly I`m afraid i don`t fit her description :P

  11. Profile photo of hunwa
    hunwa Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 3:16 am
    i had all of the quillifications
    im 5`7
    black belt in tae kwon doe
    huge wiener
    and i can fight :D
  12. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 3:18 am
    taking deep breaths = gives her time to think of what she`s going to say = she`s lying

    i smell a set up

  13. Profile photo of TurkzAnGeL
    TurkzAnGeL Male 18-29
    87 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 3:45 am
    I`m confused, wtf is this about anywhoo? No I mean I know what it`s about, just, don`t know what its about... ya know? Shizz, i totally agree witchyou son, She FrEaK`n ScArEd Me Too... WIerd B!tch She is
  14. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 3:57 am
    Smoker`s voice
  15. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 4:02 am
    I-HEART-REVENGE!!!!!
    Rawk on Sister!
  16. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 4:16 am
    I agree with glocktypus, also, I think this is a joke, if not this woman has some real issues.
  17. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 4:31 am
    This is a joke.

    No one is that stupid.

  18. Profile photo of akathartos
    akathartos Female 18-29
    18 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 4:50 am
    On 7/6/2006 3:16:20 AM hunwa wrote: i had all of the quillifications im 5`7 black belt in tae kwon doe huge wiener and i can fight :D
    5`7" is not tall for a dude.
  19. Profile photo of dragon91
    dragon91 Male 18-29
    251 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 5:41 am
    I`m sry but this is some funny stuff. Especially when she starts talking about his guns and how she thinks they are locked up. lol

    ~dragon~

  20. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    339 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 5:52 am
    Thursday, July 06, 2006 4:50:26 AM
    On 7/6/2006 3:16:20 AM hunwa wrote: i had all of the quillifications im 5`7 black belt in tae kwon doe huge wiener and i can fight :D

    5`7" is not tall for a dude.

    i agree that`s not very tall.

    anyway this chick is pissed. watch out.

  21. Profile photo of mike2fast
    mike2fast Male 13-17
    15 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 7:40 am
    the girls an actor althought it is fake it still creeps me out http://arlington.imdb.com/name/nm0192451...
  22. Profile photo of mrbaliw
    mrbaliw Male 18-29
    223 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 8:11 am
    scary+hawt (even though it`s fake)
    gotta love the women that knows what they want ;)
  23. Profile photo of Soader
    Soader Male 18-29
    88 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 8:29 am
    hubba hubba
  24. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 8:34 am
    hehehe creepy
  25. Profile photo of jade_s_1993
    jade_s_1993 Female 13-17
    18 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 8:55 am
    -_- no comments...
  26. Profile photo of teeny0584
    teeny0584 Female 18-29
    192 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 9:20 am
    haha..5`7" is short....I`m 5`6" and a female! My hubby is 5`10" and he is still a short guy.
  27. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 9:25 am
    Now I feel small, I`m only 5`7 too...
    I`m a black belt in Tae Kwon Do too. Not in "Tae Kwon Doe" as another genius said earlier.
  28. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 9:57 am
    Lol tht was fake but funny
  29. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 10:07 am
    Damn I wish that was real, that would be so funny
  30. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 10:33 am
    well...if hes screwing other girls, he may have lost interest in her anyway, and i wouldnt blame him...shes a b*tch hehe. any guy that responds should be worried that maybe she really got an std and wants spread it to every guy she can. women lie. that is all.
  31. Profile photo of flourchild29
    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 10:38 am
    first off mikallang it`s FAKE!!!
    second don`t be a D!CK!
  32. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 11:27 am
    everythings cool, but the shotgun part...
  33. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 11:37 am
    got to love sweet revenge
  34. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 11:46 am
    She did seem kinda pyscho but if I found a guy cheating I`d prolly just put bologna and mustard all over his car like my one friend Sarah did to her ex.

    Bout the guns part, it reminded me of when my exboyfriend met my dad for the first time and he said he liked his guns, but he liked his daughter better. He wouldn`t even sit next to me on the couch he was so afraid... <--stupid non-nice individual.

  35. Profile photo of turkish
    turkish Male 30-39
    91 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 11:46 am
    Dream Date my ass. She`s a royal pain in the ass. A real uber-bitch. I understand her boyfriend cheating on her.
  36. Profile photo of _xKarmax_
    _xKarmax_ Female 13-17
    52 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 11:58 am
    It`s stupid how she thinks she`s so hot and can get anything she wants... B-|
  37. Profile photo of jsb014
    jsb014 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 12:10 pm
    lol, she fancies herself a badass.
  38. Profile photo of lacker239
    lacker239 Male 13-17
    319 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    well, im tall (6`4) but im not strong at all
  39. Profile photo of night_watch
    night_watch Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 1:24 pm
    Why screw her with all that drama-bull-shizah when you can go out and have a one night stand without all that hassel. Pompous ditz (yes, even though this is fake).
  40. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    Hard to decide if I wanted to hit her or bone her.
  41. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 1:56 pm
    Yep. I`m gonna go with hitting her.
  42. Profile photo of duppieloopie
    duppieloopie Male 70 & Over
    59 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 1:58 pm
    Wow, I am glad girls weren`t like that in my day.
  43. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 1:59 pm
    "This is a joke.
    No one is that stupid."

    Ha! You`d be surprised..

  44. Profile photo of DQ3224
    DQ3224 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    i THINK he forgot the combination?
  45. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    holy...
  46. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    On 7/6/2006 3:16:20 AM hunwa wrote: i had all of the quillifications im 5`7 black belt in tae kwon doe huge wiener and i can fight :D

    5`7" = Short so therefore Black Belt must = belt bought at Sears (Classes taken at the YMCA). Hugh weiner = I still stuff a sock in my pants so I dont look like a 12 year old asian girl. I can fight = I run home and tell mommy what you did.

  47. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 3:19 pm
    seriously that wasnt funny at all it was almost annoying
  48. Profile photo of Jcheats
    Jcheats Male 13-17
    137 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    Holy crap what was that
  49. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    Try watching with the sound off...mannerisms get annoying quickly.
  50. Profile photo of EllenjCarey
    EllenjCarey Female 13-17
    56 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    OK That would scare off any man! It was pretty weird when she kept heavely breathing!
  51. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    ok then...
  52. Profile photo of roker4life
    roker4life Male 13-17
    113 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 4:24 pm
    shiver
  53. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 4:39 pm
    HOW SHE KNOW HER BF IS CHEATING ON HER?? WHAT A NUMBNUTZ!!!
    THE TRICK IS TO NEVER GET CAUGHT.
    ANYWAY I GUESS I`LL HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR A SIMILAR SITUATION...HAVE MY CUERNO DE CHIVO IN AN ACCESIBLE LOCATION. I`M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT THOUGH.
  54. Profile photo of potatowedges
    potatowedges Female 18-29
    54 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 7:32 pm
    I`m guessing it was semi-scripted with minor improvisation which would be the reason for her breathing...she was thinking of her next line. And when she was talking about the gun, her hesitation and facial expressions weren`t very good.

    I`d slap her for her poor acting; not cause she`s a whore.

  55. Profile photo of buz
    buz Male 18-29
    139 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 7:49 pm
    Sound is broken- can`t hear anything.
  56. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 7:58 pm
    haha! you guys are so funny! hm..whoa. haha, i lmao-ed when she talked about the package
  57. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 9:10 pm
    wow..hore.. yet smart
  58. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    666 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 9:17 pm
    lol awesome
  59. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 9:35 pm
    Scary..
  60. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 10:31 pm
    She`s really not that pretty, but I`d do her and have my buddy wait at the door and keep the boyfriend out. Then when she`s good and done, laugh at her, and take her boyfriend out for a beer. And introduce him to my ex who`s way hotter than this vendictive bitch. (yeah, I know she`s an actress, that`s just what I`d do if it was real)
  61. Profile photo of doc_2007
    doc_2007 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    That was great. lmao
  62. Profile photo of iamthekellie
    iamthekellie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 11:19 pm
    diagrams? ha.
  63. Profile photo of kate192
    kate192 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 11:26 pm
    I`d tap that. Y`know. If I was a lesbian
  64. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 11:48 pm
    She`s hot but from her voice it sounds like she`s been smoking. I hate smokers.
  65. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 11:54 pm
    hey i want that too
  66. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 12:26 am
    women....they suck and are really mean
  67. Profile photo of duffbeer4moe
    duffbeer4moe Female 13-17
    677 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 1:15 am
    I really really really really hope that wasn`t real.
  68. Profile photo of radioactive1
    radioactive1 Female 13-17
    35 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 7:28 am
    "Hell has no rath, then that of a woman scorned"
    Or somthing like that...hahahaha!
  69. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 8:48 am
    o_0 WHAT THE HELL!!
  70. Profile photo of TheFacade
    TheFacade Male 13-17
    2 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 10:06 am
    twist- martial arts arent about height, i myself have had a black belt in karate since i was 11 and under 4 ft. I can still beat most of the bigger guys. SO there you have it ladies and gentlemen, sometimes age dosnt equal wisdom
  71. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 11:08 am
    ^^ that`s not what twist was getting at.
  72. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 11:34 am
    not a very funny skit.
  73. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    Yah but that is Karate, not ver impressive. IM 5`11, my gorgeous boyfriend (of 1 and a half years) is 6`2 and very strong and moments away from a blackbelt in ninjistu. I`d say im happy and wont be making a video like that any time soon.
  74. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 1:23 pm
    Too bad I`m a shrimp...
  75. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 1:44 pm
    I`d like to preface this by saying that yes, I do realize it`s a fake. Her acting was just plain terrible.

    But seriously people! I`ve never understood the mentality of cheaters. If you wanna hurt someone that badly, you obviously don`t love him anymore, so why don`t you just leave rather than go out and bang a stranger? That`s pretty good revenge: just pack up everything and disappear without a trace; nothing says rejection like not even bothering to say goodbye.

    People who cheat are just too callow and chickenpoo to leave the person they`re with. Help `em out.

  76. Profile photo of po__
    po__ Female 13-17
    146 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    Wow. Someone seems pissed off.
  77. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 3:05 pm
    Thursday, July 06, 2006 3:18:59 AM
    taking deep breaths = gives her time to think of what she`s going to say = she`s lying
    i smell a set up
    i thought that, during the gun bit... `erm... im pretty sure he cant remember the combination`
  78. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    On 7/7/2006 10:06:31 AM TheFacade wrote: twist- martial arts arent about height, i myself have had a black belt in karate since i was 11 and under 4 ft. I can still beat most of the bigger guys. SO there you have it ladies and gentlemen, sometimes age dosnt equal wisdom

    WOW, you are a window licker aren’t you? How the hell did you ever equate what I had posted is somehow an issue over martial arts and height? I see that satire is totally lost on you, is it not?

    If you cant read the posts for what they are don’t bother to post.

    So there you have it ladies and gentlemen, TheFacade is truly an idiot.

  79. Profile photo of Master_tomby
    Master_tomby Male 13-17
    98 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 5:45 pm
    rofl lmao That was funny. Even though she was acting lol XD. She was kinda scary <.< :-) "If he walks in and I`m humping some shrimp hes gonna start laughing and i dont need that"
  80. Profile photo of hunwa
    hunwa Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    On 7/6/2006 3:16:20 AM hunwa wrote: i had all of the quillifications im 5`7 black belt in tae kwon doe huge wiener and i can fight :D

    5`7" is not tall for a dude.
    .....
    typo.... 6`7

  81. Profile photo of kev2k5
    kev2k5 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 10:18 pm
    Meh... I don`t like her. European women are much more hot.
  82. Profile photo of yugothewolf
    yugothewolf Male 18-29
    68 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 11:31 pm
    Wow, bad acting... Probably a videotaped audition. She most likely had another monologue with that (contrasting) cause its pretty typical to do 2 in 5 minutes. But I can guarantee she didn`t get the part unless it was a whore.
  83. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 2:15 pm
    5`7" is not tall for a dude. ..... typo.... 6`7

    Whatever... The only thing 6`7" about you is the crap you stack that high.

  84. Profile photo of DrewK
    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 7:19 pm
    She`s really annoying! The way she talks monotone, the way she keeps taking deep breaths...just annoying.
  85. Profile photo of Niff
    Niff Female 13-17
    45 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:40 am
    whatever. link was okay.
  86. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 10:27 pm
    hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....its true
  87. Profile photo of kmskmskms
    kmskmskms Female 13-17
    149 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 11:38 pm
    oooo not a bad idea...
  88. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:35 am
    Dream date, huh? Yeah, right. Hold me back. *pfft* Whatever.
  89. Profile photo of psychodude
    psychodude Female 13-17
    171 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 12:32 pm
    eh.. she sounds way too eager. funny that shes got diagrams though and at the end shes like pretty cool. huh. let me know. its like she was thinking about it. huh.
  90. Profile photo of kb_cake
    kb_cake Female 30-39
    50 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 9:13 pm
    funny but creepy and obviously a joke
  91. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    July 16, 2006 at 1:22 am
    shes satans cabana girl.
  92. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    July 23, 2006 at 4:07 am
    Ugly voice, ugly actress. And if it was real...I wouldn`t understand it because why would you want to stay with someone who cheated. I would rather just break it off and find a new guy instead. Forget about the stupid revenge.

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