Drunk Monkey

Submitted by: ataribot 10 years ago in Misc
http://monkeydaynews.blogspot.com/2006/06/alchoholic-monkey-drinks-3-4-beers-per.html

Alchoholic monkey drinks 3-4 beers per day and gets violent if she doesn"t get her beer!
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Female 673
Poor thing.
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Female 339
reminds me of that video of the circus monkey riding a tricycle... very funny but kinda cruel o.O

Cant they just.... not give it beer anymore! And keep her in confinment while she goes cold turkey so she does hurt the other monkeys?

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Male 60
LET GO OF MY BEER YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!
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Female 879
well, good for her I say...give her her damn beer!
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Male 1,385
CAPTAIN PLANEEEEEEET!!!!
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Male 2,199
woooo i wanna party with that chimp
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Male 1,152
stupid monkey
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Male 733
ok... and that wasnt weird
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Female 532
Haha....monkey needs to go to alcoholics anonymous
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Male 138
I would like to see that fat drunk monkey try to swing from a tree branch. That would be quality entertainment.
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Male 1,385
didn`t bother watching it, it`s common in some countries but that doesn`t make it right
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Male 2
monkeys are awesome, i don`t recommend this is good for the monkey though addictions are hard. Just give it non-alcoholic beer maybe it won`t know the difference
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Female 1,972
I just think it`s a bad idea to give liquor to anything that flings poop.
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Female 205
poor far monkey, i feel bad, i only wish there was a video...
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Female 221
Sounds like my dad.
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Female 412
aww didnt work
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Female 412
i find that funny in a very cruel way which makes me feel bad.....

<spoiler>lol i noticed that the monkey has boobs</spoiler>

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Male 2,057
poor thing, must`ve been forced to take it up in the first place, cant handle that much a day
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Male 321
Friggn peta vegan hippies.
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Female 1,463
bless
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Male 245
Mom!?!?!?
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Male 59
Chimpanzee research has proved that alcohol is strengthening. Showing that alcohol is completely positive. Various studies have shown that some of alcohol`s actions in the brain and bloodstream can cause an animal to seek alcohol and even to work for it (push a button) to repeat the experience it gives. Other studies have shown that alcohol reduces anxiety in Chimpanzees placed in an open spaces. If they are given alcohol before being placed in company of other animals, otherwise avoided, they then spend more time with those animals . With these tests scientists are learning which networks of nerve cells are responsible for these actions.

What’s good for the monkey is good for me

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Male 1,141
wow they take reaaaaal good care of that monkey...
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Male 100
we used to give my dog some beer as a reward sometimes
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Male 213
@matil

animals get drunk by their own as well. check the movie `animals are beautiful people` and you`ll see elephants, monkeys and others animals get drunk by eating yeasting fruit

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Female 873
Ive heard of other monkeys doing tht b4, she`s got the beer belly alright now.
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Male 1,085
What is this world coming too?
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Male 55
look at the size of those knockers...
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Female 70
Well, cannibal151, maybe the monkey wasn`t being forced, but it is still incredibly stupid to give alcohol to an animal. I mean, do we really want them to end up like us?
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Female 23
how interesting.. not
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Male 2,720
Reminds me so much of my aunt, it`s cwazy.
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Male 1,478
I REALLY wanted to know that.
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Female 755
wasting perfectly good beer on an ape
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Male 368
Beer: The best monkey business. It`s a fact!
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Male 140
Hey thats Britny spears not banno
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Male 103
I feel sorry for the monkey ):
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Male 1,550
October, aprrently u did not read the atricle, it says the beer was handed to the monkey on a hot day by some drivers. the monkey was not forced, it was just handed beer to and is now addicted. no force at all
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Male 1,550
Wow the monky already has a beer belly lol
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Female 1,972
Wow, the monkey is a mean drunk too.
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Female 1,033
weird
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Male 146
How can people find this funny. Forcing an animal to drink alcohol? Haha yeah so funny. No, it`s not it`s animal abuse and to see some people think its funny just ticks me off.
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Female 58
Poor monkey!
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Female 3,562
Meh, the people who get attacked deserve what they got. Alchoholism is never a nice thing to do to an animal.
And monkeys who love alchohol is actually a common thing in many tourist tropical places, and an epidemic.
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Female 679
So true.
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Male 377
^^ Well monkeys hate you.
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Female 39
I hate monkeys
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Male 321
^ no you`re not.

Hahhaaha. It`s a monkey.

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Male 2
Link: Drunk Monkey [Rate Link] - Alchoholic monkey drinks 3-4 beers per day and gets violent if she doesn`t get her beer!
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