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Date: 07/01/06 02:15 AM

48 Responses to Drunk Monkey

  1. Profile photo of ataribot
    ataribot Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 30, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    Link: Drunk Monkey - Alchoholic monkey drinks 3-4 beers per day and gets violent if she doesn`t get her beer!
  2. Profile photo of beanboy
    beanboy Male 13-17
    321 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 2:34 am
    ^ no you`re not.

    Hahhaaha. It`s a monkey.

  3. Profile photo of bruschibabe
    bruschibabe Female 18-29
    39 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 2:44 am
    I hate monkeys
  4. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 2:49 am
    ^^ Well monkeys hate you.
  5. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 3:12 am
    So true.
  6. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 3:13 am
    Meh, the people who get attacked deserve what they got. Alchoholism is never a nice thing to do to an animal.
    And monkeys who love alchohol is actually a common thing in many tourist tropical places, and an epidemic.
  7. Profile photo of BuddhaPie
    BuddhaPie Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 3:22 am
    Poor monkey!
  8. Profile photo of OctoberRayne
    OctoberRayne Male 13-17
    146 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 3:36 am
    How can people find this funny. Forcing an animal to drink alcohol? Haha yeah so funny. No, it`s not it`s animal abuse and to see some people think its funny just ticks me off.
  9. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 3:49 am
    weird
  10. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 4:10 am
    Wow, the monkey is a mean drunk too.
  11. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 4:30 am
    Wow the monky already has a beer belly lol
  12. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 4:32 am
    October, aprrently u did not read the atricle, it says the beer was handed to the monkey on a hot day by some drivers. the monkey was not forced, it was just handed beer to and is now addicted. no force at all
  13. Profile photo of SweetCherry_
    SweetCherry_ Male 13-17
    104 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 4:49 am
    I feel sorry for the monkey ):
  14. Profile photo of xbox011190
    xbox011190 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 4:54 am
    Hey thats Britny spears not banno
  15. Profile photo of DHF
    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 5:26 am
    Beer: The best monkey business. It`s a fact!
  16. Profile photo of muggyloc
    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 5:49 am
    wasting perfectly good beer on an ape
  17. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 5:53 am
    I REALLY wanted to know that.
  18. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 6:36 am
    Reminds me so much of my aunt, it`s cwazy.
  19. Profile photo of susan89
    susan89 Female 13-17
    23 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 6:40 am
    how interesting.. not
  20. Profile photo of matil
    matil Female 13-17
    70 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 8:16 am
    Well, cannibal151, maybe the monkey wasn`t being forced, but it is still incredibly stupid to give alcohol to an animal. I mean, do we really want them to end up like us?
  21. Profile photo of TonyPerkins
    TonyPerkins Male 18-29
    55 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 8:36 am
    look at the size of those knockers...
  22. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 9:05 am
    What is this world coming too?
  23. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 9:28 am
    Ive heard of other monkeys doing tht b4, she`s got the beer belly alright now.
  24. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 10:56 am
    @matil

    animals get drunk by their own as well. check the movie `animals are beautiful people` and you`ll see elephants, monkeys and others animals get drunk by eating yeasting fruit

  25. Profile photo of MyZZLeZ
    MyZZLeZ Male 18-29
    100 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 11:24 am
    we used to give my dog some beer as a reward sometimes
  26. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 12:00 pm
    wow they take reaaaaal good care of that monkey...
  27. Profile photo of duppieloopie
    duppieloopie Male 70 & Over
    59 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 3:17 pm
    Chimpanzee research has proved that alcohol is strengthening. Showing that alcohol is completely positive. Various studies have shown that some of alcohol`s actions in the brain and bloodstream can cause an animal to seek alcohol and even to work for it (push a button) to repeat the experience it gives. Other studies have shown that alcohol reduces anxiety in Chimpanzees placed in an open spaces. If they are given alcohol before being placed in company of other animals, otherwise avoided, they then spend more time with those animals . With these tests scientists are learning which networks of nerve cells are responsible for these actions.

    What’s good for the monkey is good for me

  28. Profile photo of PeaceFrog71
    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 3:50 pm
    Mom!?!?!?
  29. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 3:59 pm
    bless
  30. Profile photo of beanboy
    beanboy Male 13-17
    321 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    Friggn peta vegan hippies.
  31. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 5:01 pm
    poor thing, must`ve been forced to take it up in the first place, cant handle that much a day
  32. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    i find that funny in a very cruel way which makes me feel bad.....

    <spoiler>lol i noticed that the monkey has boobs</spoiler>

  33. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 6:11 pm
    aww didnt work
  34. Profile photo of SassySweet05
    SassySweet05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    Sounds like my dad.
  35. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    July 1, 2006 at 11:00 pm
    poor far monkey, i feel bad, i only wish there was a video...
  36. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    July 2, 2006 at 12:43 am
    I just think it`s a bad idea to give liquor to anything that flings poop.
  37. Profile photo of Jacobokens
    Jacobokens Male 13-17
    2 posts
    July 2, 2006 at 3:26 am
    monkeys are awesome, i don`t recommend this is good for the monkey though addictions are hard. Just give it non-alcoholic beer maybe it won`t know the difference
  38. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    July 2, 2006 at 5:01 am
    didn`t bother watching it, it`s common in some countries but that doesn`t make it right
  39. Profile photo of doobiebrotha
    doobiebrotha Male 30-39
    138 posts
    July 2, 2006 at 5:02 am
    I would like to see that fat drunk monkey try to swing from a tree branch. That would be quality entertainment.
  40. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    July 2, 2006 at 10:25 am
    Haha....monkey needs to go to alcoholics anonymous
  41. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    July 2, 2006 at 11:23 am
    ok... and that wasnt weird
  42. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    July 2, 2006 at 11:48 pm
    stupid monkey
  43. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 3, 2006 at 3:30 am
    woooo i wanna party with that chimp
  44. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    July 3, 2006 at 5:39 am
    CAPTAIN PLANEEEEEEET!!!!
  45. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    July 3, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    well, good for her I say...give her her damn beer!
  46. Profile photo of Damn_ur_ugly
    Damn_ur_ugly Male 13-17
    60 posts
    July 4, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    LET GO OF MY BEER YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!
  47. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    July 5, 2006 at 7:13 am
    reminds me of that video of the circus monkey riding a tricycle... very funny but kinda cruel o.O

    Cant they just.... not give it beer anymore! And keep her in confinment while she goes cold turkey so she does hurt the other monkeys?

  48. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 1:13 am
    Poor thing.

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