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Date: 07/08/06 02:10 AM

71 Responses to Darwin Award Nominee

  1. Profile photo of TheGh0st81
    TheGh0st81 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    Link: Darwin Award Nominee - 1 scorpion, 1 anus, 1 future bowel movement from hell. NSFW due to partial bare bum.
  2. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 2:15 am
    must have been european.. RELAX - KIDDING!!!
  3. Profile photo of Lusien
    Lusien Male 18-29
    26 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 2:16 am
    What drives people to be so stupid?
  4. Profile photo of Lockee
    Lockee Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 2:25 am
    Stupid is human nature. Don`t believe me? Look around.

  5. Profile photo of BellaChicana
    BellaChicana Female 18-29
    4 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 2:45 am
    wow...I have no words for this...pure stupidity
  6. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 2:53 am
    damn teenagers
  7. Profile photo of Free_Bird
    Free_Bird Male 18-29
    61 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 2:55 am
    What a dumbass.
  8. Profile photo of Rivey
    Rivey Female 18-29
    88 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 3:00 am
    at what point in your life do you say.. I think I`ll stick a scorpian to my butt and let it sting me.??? Morons!
  9. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 3:09 am
    ^^ I agree, the whole concept is pretty well f*cked.
  10. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 3:15 am
    stupid emo kid.
    haha, jk.
    but no really, what an effing idiot.
  11. Profile photo of ghoulie11
    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 3:17 am
    i hope he cant crap anymore
  12. Profile photo of spikyfred
    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 3:40 am
    what an idiot who wakes up one morning and thinks today i`m going to put a scorpion up my butt. whats the worst that could happen
  13. Profile photo of skippy562
    skippy562 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 3:55 am
    to win a "Darwin Award" you gotta eliminate yourself from human race (you gotta die)
  14. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 3:57 am
    Unfortunately, he doesn`t qualify |-(. Unless the scorpion`s poison is strong enough to kill him, or it stung him in the balls and killed his tesicles, he`s considered still in the gene pool. Quite a shame.
  15. Profile photo of laura092
    laura092 Female 60-69
    66 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 4:04 am
    Jeez, and this guy is going to get the right to vote, right? Scary as hell
  16. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 4:05 am
    He didn`t actually stick that thing up his arse did he? Poor scorpion!
  17. Profile photo of Rivey
    Rivey Female 18-29
    88 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 4:49 am
    lmao wauwa
  18. Profile photo of mrbaliw
    mrbaliw Male 18-29
    223 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 5:03 am
    he`d get my vote if only he`d fall off the balcony and landing head first on the parking lot or alt. fall down to the parking lot and get hit by a car.
    (and ending with the scorpion looking down saying "pwned")
  19. Profile photo of TheGh0st81
    TheGh0st81 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 5:19 am
    meh, I was under the impression that it also applies to people who are destined to kill themselves off, my bad.
  20. Profile photo of Redds
    Redds Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 6:19 am
    i think what the person was really trying to do was see if he could get the scorpion to go `all the way`(bad pun). but in the end the guy who shot this though this will have to do. lol
  21. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 7:43 am
    What can I say?

    They like dark places.

  22. Profile photo of kgaudry
    kgaudry Female 18-29
    55 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 8:12 am
    I feel sorry for the poor scorpion, being shoved in some guys butt would not be the highlight of it`s life.
  23. Profile photo of Mahaloth
    Mahaloth Male 30-39
    140 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 10:27 am
    You don`t have to die to win a Darwin award. If you sterilize yourself, it counts too. Any removal of one`s self from the genetic pool counts.

    I doubt this kid sterlized himself.

  24. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 11:05 am
    ..dam idiot. What the hell drove him to do this...
  25. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 11:38 am
    ahahaha the guys screen was so funny
  26. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 11:38 am
    ahahaha the guys scream was so funny
  27. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 11:42 am
    Stupidity pays, haven`t you watched Jackass or Dirty Sanchez?
  28. Profile photo of beatlefaerie
    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
    294 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 11:49 am
    Wow, I think we all feel a little bit dumber for taking the time to watch that.
    ...Or do we all just feel brilliant in comparison? Hmm.
  29. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 12:22 pm
    What a moron, but I laughed my ass off at that (no pun intended).
  30. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    Why the hell would you even consider doing tht?!!... idiot lol
  31. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    Stupid, faggety emo b!tch! I hope he changed his panties after that one! Some people are just too stupid to be left sucking air on the planet.
  32. Profile photo of vader999
    vader999 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    Sometimes theres an itch that just wont go away.
  33. Profile photo of 83N7L3Y
    83N7L3Y Male 13-17
    51 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    Own3d.
  34. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    Wow. Just.. wow.
  35. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 4:24 pm
    Uhmmmm....Go Scorpion!
  36. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    )-|
    Wha-?
  37. Profile photo of sweetalissa
    sweetalissa Female 13-17
    118 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    i feel bad for the scorpion...who knows how long that guy has washed his ass... if i were the scorpion i be like nooo the darkness! i cant see the light!
  38. Profile photo of PeaceFrog71
    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    Awesome.
  39. Profile photo of igorsl
    igorsl Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    i bet he was high
  40. Profile photo of laura092
    laura092 Female 60-69
    66 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 7:55 pm
    I can`t help imagining the scorpion going home to his wife. Hi, dear she says, what have you been UP to? About to the appendix he answers. what a tale he would be able to tell, or do I mean tail?
  41. Profile photo of irred
    irred Female 13-17
    695 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 8:06 pm
    must of been on drugs or looking for attention
  42. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    Idiots.
  43. Profile photo of Dustfinger
    Dustfinger Female 13-17
    314 posts
    July 8, 2006 at 10:39 pm
    Man, I hope that idiot dies and rots in hell. What an IDIOT! and he screamed like a sissy.
  44. Profile photo of spencergt
    spencergt Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 12:18 am
    his girly screams of pain amused me greatly
  45. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 12:25 am
    what a f**king Brain dead Dork !! what the F**k pocessed him to do that ?? what an idiot.. serves him f**king right for whatever pain he felt later on !!!!!!!!!!!!
  46. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 12:28 am
    i Totally agree with "spencergt" .. hearing the guy scream like a girl was HILARIOUS !! howwwwwwww gay can u get !!! what the heck do you expect when you shove a live thing up your ass???
  47. Profile photo of doc_2007
    doc_2007 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 12:35 am
    :-|


    )-|

  48. Profile photo of Poisoned_Ivy
    Poisoned_Ivy Female 70 & Over
    11 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 1:21 am
    ...wow.
    Just...wow.
    His Mom must be just...SO so proud.
  49. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 1:34 am
    yes, hes an idiot, what else is there to say?
  50. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 4:09 am
    On 7/8/2006 3:55:17 AM skippy562 wrote: to win a "Darwin Award" you gotta eliminate yourself from human race (you gotta die)
    not true, you just need to make yourself incapable of having children.

    and that had to hurt! what a stupid moronface

  51. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 4:34 am
    well now he has a great ice-breaker
  52. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 8:40 am
    `I`m going to stick a scorpion up my butt and get someone to film it because I`m cool!`
    Stupid guy...
  53. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 10:31 am
    :-/
  54. Profile photo of JoShinobi
    JoShinobi Male 13-17
    3 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 12:48 pm
    complete idiot.....One question in the begining why where you scare of getting pinch or stung while trying to pick it up, where you was going to put it was going to be alot worst then getting stung or pinch on the hand
  55. Profile photo of Sims9287
    Sims9287 Female 13-17
    148 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 1:18 pm
    WTF?...idiot,seriously who in their right mind decides "hey just for kicks i`m going to stick a live scorpion up my ass" I worry about the kind of world we`re living in.

    Go Scorpion,poor thing,what did it ever do to deserve that?

  56. Profile photo of lapeirce_16
    lapeirce_16 Female 18-29
    66 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    LOL... That was such a great idea... and even greater to actually go through with it (not)...

    He`s such an idiot.

    The girly scream and look on his face made me laugh tho... If you are afraid to pick it up and get stung.. why put it in your pants and hope for the best.

  57. Profile photo of joanna_mews
    joanna_mews Female 18-29
    4 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 7:38 pm
    wow... poor scorpion.
  58. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:08 am
    LOL what a dumbass i laughed my ass off... he squeels like a little girl.. ha!
  59. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:18 am
    I wonder how his parents found out. Can you imagine going to work, getting a bit bored and seeing your spawn cram a venomous critter up his poopshute on YouTube?
  60. Profile photo of Cubehead
    Cubehead Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:40 am
    Scorpion Vs. Buttcheek

    I wonder who he thought would win.

  61. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    what a effin retard
  62. Profile photo of randyintwin
    randyintwin Male 50-59
    730 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    gee.. has anyone made the crack yet? "what an A**hole" rofl
  63. Profile photo of Ojojoj
    Ojojoj Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    Idiot.
  64. Profile photo of chasetrussel
    chasetrussel Male 13-17
    81 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    That was a hot ass! I wanna bone that!
  65. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 10:58 pm
    wow, and eww.
  66. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    uuummm...i saw his pubes...gross
  67. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 11:58 pm
    getting stung by a scorpion feels like sticking yourself with a lit cigaret ( I know this for a fact)why in the hell would anyone put one of these things up their ass...he`ll be limping for about a week..hehe bloody funnny girly scream though
  68. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 3:04 am
    Well, if you have nothing ELSE to do with your time...... yeah... no... :P
  69. Profile photo of Emmitt22
    Emmitt22 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 8:40 pm
    omg he`s gotta be american
  70. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    July 23, 2006 at 3:13 am
    Aww poor scorpion...that guy screamed like a girl too!
  71. Profile photo of Korijenta
    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    February 12, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    Hmm. To win a Darwin Award, you have to sterilize yourself you say? And most people end up dying?

    DEATH: Nature`s sterilization!

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