Darwin Award Nominee

Submitted by: TheGh0st81 10 years ago Funny

1 scorpion, 1 anus, 1 future bowel movement from hell. NSFW due to partial bare bum.
There are 71 comments:
Female 170
Hmm. To win a Darwin Award, you have to sterilize yourself you say? And most people end up dying?

DEATH: Nature`s sterilization!

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Female 1,603
Aww poor scorpion...that guy screamed like a girl too!
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Male 19
omg he`s gotta be american
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Female 648
Well, if you have nothing ELSE to do with your time...... yeah... no... :P
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Male 284
getting stung by a scorpion feels like sticking yourself with a lit cigaret ( I know this for a fact)why in the hell would anyone put one of these things up their ass...he`ll be limping for about a week..hehe bloody funnny girly scream though
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Female 264
uuummm...i saw his pubes...gross
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Female 205
wow, and eww.
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Male 81
That was a hot ass! I wanna bone that!
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Male 126
Idiot.
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Male 730
gee.. has anyone made the crack yet? "what an A**hole" rofl
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Female 552
what a effin retard
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Male 18
Scorpion Vs. Buttcheek

I wonder who he thought would win.

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Female 1,972
I wonder how his parents found out. Can you imagine going to work, getting a bit bored and seeing your spawn cram a venomous critter up his poopshute on YouTube?
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Male 2,199
LOL what a dumbass i laughed my ass off... he squeels like a little girl.. ha!
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Female 4
wow... poor scorpion.
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Female 66
LOL... That was such a great idea... and even greater to actually go through with it (not)...

He`s such an idiot.

The girly scream and look on his face made me laugh tho... If you are afraid to pick it up and get stung.. why put it in your pants and hope for the best.

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Female 148
WTF?...idiot,seriously who in their right mind decides "hey just for kicks i`m going to stick a live scorpion up my ass" I worry about the kind of world we`re living in.

Go Scorpion,poor thing,what did it ever do to deserve that?

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Male 3
complete idiot.....One question in the begining why where you scare of getting pinch or stung while trying to pick it up, where you was going to put it was going to be alot worst then getting stung or pinch on the hand
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Female 357
:-/
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Female 408
`I`m going to stick a scorpion up my butt and get someone to film it because I`m cool!`
Stupid guy...
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Male 747
well now he has a great ice-breaker
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Male 637
[quote]On 7/8/2006 3:55:17 AM skippy562 wrote: to win a "Darwin Award" you gotta eliminate yourself from human race (you gotta die)[/quote]
not true, you just need to make yourself incapable of having children.

and that had to hurt! what a stupid moronface

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Male 820
yes, hes an idiot, what else is there to say?
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Female 11
...wow.
Just...wow.
His Mom must be just...SO so proud.
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Female 193
:-|


)-|

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Female 395
i Totally agree with "spencergt" .. hearing the guy scream like a girl was HILARIOUS !! howwwwwwww gay can u get !!! what the heck do you expect when you shove a live thing up your ass???
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Female 395
what a f**king Brain dead Dork !! what the F**k pocessed him to do that ?? what an idiot.. serves him f**king right for whatever pain he felt later on !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 10
his girly screams of pain amused me greatly
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Female 314
Man, I hope that idiot dies and rots in hell. What an IDIOT! and he screamed like a sissy.
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Female 2,552
Idiots.
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Female 695
must of been on drugs or looking for attention
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Female 66
I can`t help imagining the scorpion going home to his wife. Hi, dear she says, what have you been UP to? About to the appendix he answers. what a tale he would be able to tell, or do I mean tail?
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Male 12
i bet he was high
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Male 245
Awesome.
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Female 118
i feel bad for the scorpion...who knows how long that guy has washed his ass... if i were the scorpion i be like nooo the darkness! i cant see the light!
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Female 531
)-|
Wha-?
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Female 1,403
Uhmmmm....Go Scorpion!
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Male 2,486
Wow. Just.. wow.
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Male 51
Own3d.
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Male 29
Sometimes theres an itch that just wont go away.
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Male 967
Stupid, faggety emo b!tch! I hope he changed his panties after that one! Some people are just too stupid to be left sucking air on the planet.
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Female 873
Why the hell would you even consider doing tht?!!... idiot lol
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Male 1,014
What a moron, but I laughed my ass off at that (no pun intended).
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Female 294
Wow, I think we all feel a little bit dumber for taking the time to watch that.
...Or do we all just feel brilliant in comparison? Hmm.
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Male 5,094
Stupidity pays, haven`t you watched Jackass or Dirty Sanchez?
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Male 1,141
ahahaha the guys scream was so funny
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Male 1,141
ahahaha the guys screen was so funny
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Male 1,115
..dam idiot. What the hell drove him to do this...
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Male 140
You don`t have to die to win a Darwin award. If you sterilize yourself, it counts too. Any removal of one`s self from the genetic pool counts.

I doubt this kid sterlized himself.

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Female 55
I feel sorry for the poor scorpion, being shoved in some guys butt would not be the highlight of it`s life.
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Female 2,220
What can I say?

They like dark places.

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Male 16
i think what the person was really trying to do was see if he could get the scorpion to go `all the way`(bad pun). but in the end the guy who shot this though this will have to do. lol
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Male 7
meh, I was under the impression that it also applies to people who are destined to kill themselves off, my bad.
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Male 223
he`d get my vote if only he`d fall off the balcony and landing head first on the parking lot or alt. fall down to the parking lot and get hit by a car.
(and ending with the scorpion looking down saying "pwned")
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Female 88
lmao wauwa
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Female 811
He didn`t actually stick that thing up his arse did he? Poor scorpion!
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Female 66
Jeez, and this guy is going to get the right to vote, right? Scary as hell
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Male 672
Unfortunately, he doesn`t qualify |-(. Unless the scorpion`s poison is strong enough to kill him, or it stung him in the balls and killed his tesicles, he`s considered still in the gene pool. Quite a shame.
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Male 164
to win a "Darwin Award" you gotta eliminate yourself from human race (you gotta die)
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Male 128
what an idiot who wakes up one morning and thinks today i`m going to put a scorpion up my butt. whats the worst that could happen
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Male 359
i hope he cant crap anymore
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Female 430
stupid emo kid.
haha, jk.
but no really, what an effing idiot.
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Male 923
^^ I agree, the whole concept is pretty well f*cked.
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Female 88
at what point in your life do you say.. I think I`ll stick a scorpian to my butt and let it sting me.??? Morons!
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Male 61
What a dumbass.
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Female 1,033
damn teenagers
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Female 4
wow...I have no words for this...pure stupidity
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Male 132
Stupid is human nature. Don`t believe me? Look around.

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Male 26
What drives people to be so stupid?
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Male 1,030
must have been european.. RELAX - KIDDING!!!
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Male 7
Link: Darwin Award Nominee [Rate Link] - 1 scorpion, 1 anus, 1 future bowel movement from hell. NSFW due to partial bare bum.
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