Dane Cook Steals?

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment
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Dane Cook stole material from another comic? Hmm.
There are 51 comments:
Female 251
i dont care if dane steals or not. he makes people laugh! :)
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Female 553
Dane cook is overly hyper and pisses me off.He`s annoying..GAH
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Male 578
It`s no coincidence. And it`s not about who delivers it better either. I think Dane is overrated, but he`s not terrible. If anything, he is better than most comedians out there because he brings something different to the table. I like him. He CAN be very funny. And so what if he stole 3 jokes? That`s like 2 minutes worth of material. Retaliation is 2 hours long!! That`s way more than any other comedian`s CD I can think of. So that`s 2 minutes of stolen material, and 118 minutes of non-stolen material. And I`ve heard people say (not here) that he steals like half of his stuff. This is juicy for people who already hate him. They take it and blow it way out of proportion. People should lay off the guy, geez.
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Female 1,492
why did dull moore spell the names out??? LOL
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Male 38
Dane Cook is alot better than Ck. And the jokes are purely coincidental. Out of all the comedians, im absolutely postive that others have used the same jokes. Who cares if they "copied" so and so, its really who tells it the best.
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Male 204
Also, I don`t understand the people saying that the material isn`t copied, one way or the other. No one will talk about an itchy non-nice individual and name children in the same manner as they did. And obviously, someone changed the material so it won`t be as easy to spot. Point is that the subjects are waaaaay to similar.

CK didn`t say itchy armpit, he said itchy non-nice individual.

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Male 204
I never heard of The other guy but I know for fact that Dane Cook steals joke. I remember an Animal Channel routine where he parodied Steve Irwin. I heard two clips of this routine from two different comedians (one being Cook). They were exactly the same. I can`t remember who the other comedian was but with the audio, I could tell it was a different person instead of Dane repeating material. I always thought Dane was being robbed but after awhile I realized that the opposite is more probable.

He`s not a bad comedian, though.

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Male 415
dank cook is the best comedian no matter what, if he steals (which i doubt he did) who gives a poo?
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Male 1
its purely coincidence.
And neither one is a better comedian, though I prefer Louis CK more. Their approach is different (Dane being more vivid and active while CK takes a calm stance on his stand up).
Louis CK was in the limelight for a little while, but had to back down when some people began to think that he was a racist. He has been around longer than Dane Cook, but since Cook`s act catches the attention of younger generation he`s more well known.
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Male 538
that is crap..

1: the jokes may have the same topic, but this does not automatically make something stolen

2:there are little to no new jokes.. try thinking of your own yo momma joke. you may find one, but it isn`t funny

3: this mp3 was very edited.. i have actually heard the unedited/unrated version of 2 of the three of those, and that is not where dane stops.. they edited it to make it seem like it was word for word

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Male 8
It just seems coincidental to me. Even if Dane did get a couple of his jokes from this guy, the way Dane delivers them are so much better.
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Male 3
I don`t blame you youngsters for not remembering this, but the poster`s in the 30-39yr old range and should remember when Steve Martin did the Naming Your Child bit. Verrrry similar. So.. BOTH comedians are the joke thieves. Hah.
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Male 18
I quit reading after "more gooder"
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Male 53
Meh. Dan Cook is still funnier then CK. There jokes are both average (Duh, considering Cook`s jokes ARE CK`s jokes) but Dane has incredible delivery. You should see him on stage man, his body language and energy are some of the best I have ever seen.

And yes people, there are many comics better then Cook, but you guys have to realize, Dane isn`t even in his prime yet. As he gets older, he will develop more original and better jokes, which coupled with his already great delievery is going to make him a legend.

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Male 122
Dane Cook is a hack.
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Female 403
i still love dane cook.
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Female 27
ehhh, similar jokes. But I have no idea how you can compare the first two. I still like Dane Cook either way (over rated or not)
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Male 1,866
I can`t stand comedians that steal.
how does that make them funnier than other people?
he can`t come up with his own poo like most of us do, so why does he deserve credit for it?
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Male 383
One word-
Coincedence.

Dane Cook kicks ass. I`m sure the other dude does too.
I doubt they would steal off eachother.

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Female 127
Ok, one thig you ppl need to concider is that many comedians talk about the same stuff. 2 nights ago I went to the Just For Laughs Festival and this chick on stage was talking about Kool-Aid man bursting through her wall. The skit was based on Kool-Aid. We`ve all been there man! Dane Cook does not steal. If so he wouldn`t be as popular or good as he is.
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Male 79
itchy butt!!! naming kids!!! NO ONE WOULD COME UP WITH THESE ON THEIR OWN!! it must be copied!!111one
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Female 19
"this says they were all from the same show, but for all we know they could all be from different parts in Dane Cook`s career. if so, its likely to be a coincidince as well...
theres no way to tell if he stole them or not."

All the Dane Cook parts are from his Retaliation album, which I have. But I don`t know when it came out. Maybe his CD came out first.

Honestly, it doesn`t sound similiar enough to be totally copied. I really think Dane Cook`s version is funnier.

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Male 2,199
ARG im sick of dane cook... i love comedy... but i have never laughed when he was on stage.... he jsut talks and puts in screams like... I WANT TO HAVE ACID SPIT AAAARRRGG!!! HISSSS! wow ur hilarious.... i have never even heard of Louis CK but when i listened to this i only found it funny when Louis talked.... Dane ruined his comedy... i want to see more of Louis` stuff dane go back to taking ganders of ur own ass when ur throwing up....
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Female 350
YES MidoriBug!! George all the way!
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Male 222
So then Louis Black also stole material? He had a naming children skit. I think this is dumb, just because 3 skits out of however many the hell they have are similiar. You could do this with almost any two comics.

I also think Louis CK has poor presentation compared to Dane Cook.

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Female 1,071
wha? im confused
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Male 100
Dane Cook does have a reputation for being a complete d!ck, so I wouldn`t put it past him to steal from other comics.
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Male 90
yeah... it seems more like a coincidince to me. even if it is true though, dane cook still kicks ass
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Female 54
Awww well. Wasn`t a fan anyway.

" You know what I like to do when I`m at Blockbuster? You know the quick-drop that they have there? I like to stick my penis in there. And then look at the help and say, "Have you seen this, is this any good?"

-Zach Galifianakis

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Male 1,420
this says they were all from the same show, but for all we know they could all be from different parts in Dane Cook`s career. if so, its likely to be a coincidince as well...
theres no way to tell if he stole them or not.
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Male 75
Well, two comics i have never heard of copy off each other, oh well, my world has ended
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Female 46
Dane Cook is an ass, and more importantly is not funny. Maybe one decent laugh in an entire set. His delivery is aggressive and pompous, and not in a good way.
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Male 199
dane cook is still hilarious and wtf is gooder?
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Female 1,603
Well that really sucks. I would be ticked off if I was having my material stolen by someone else. But neither one of these guys made me laugh. (I`m a George Carlin fan till the end!)
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Male 129
They were kinda similar but not really. I have heard some of those jokes from other comidians as well. I have heard at least 5 other comics do a joke about itchy ass holes.
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Male 559
i hate that ass, so unoriginal and all the teenyboppers eat him up
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Male 110
hell ya that makes him cooler that he steals all the cool people steal and do bad things
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Female 815
Dude -.- Nobody can beat Chris Rock so *flips everyone off* And i know this has nothing to do with Chris Rock so *flips everyone off again*
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Male 66
SAY IT AINT SO!
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Female 18
Dane Cook is just weird, but that`s what makes him different than all the other `Have ya seen the Side effects on those drugs??` comedians. He changes things, and at least TRIES to make them original. A lot of things are similar, but that`s no reason to accuse someone of stealing...
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Female 228
I think "ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff" is funnier than "nnnderdrrrreddrdrrr" :(
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Female 284
i dont really think he borrowed jokes but i agree with the other people the way he delivers it would make it more funny then the other guy
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Male 76
Louis CK is a classic comic. Dane Cook is overrated.
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Female 509
a much gooder?
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Female 357
Actually, I think the differences in the dialoges are enough to be coincidental. The elements just aren`t similar enough to be stolen.

Comic writer just draw from the same inspiration ;)

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Male 38
Since when are jokes original anymore. Dane Cook delivers the jokes a hell of alot better than that other guy.
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Male 297
he`s overrated, and unfunny
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Female 182
Even if Dane Cook did borrow some jokes (which I like to believe he did not) he still was funnier than the other guy. The way he delivers his jokes are hilarious. Therefore, he wins.
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Male 70
where r all the posts
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Male 39
i still ike dane cook
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Male 10,115
Link: Dane Cook Steals? [Rate Link] - Dane Cook stole material from another comic? Hmm.
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