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Date: 07/26/06 02:32 AM

109 Responses to Da Breakup Song

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 12:21 am
    Link: Da Breakup Song - If you want to break up with someone, just put their name and the reason and she will sing a song for you.
  2. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:36 am
    AHAHA OMG SO FUNNY
  3. Profile photo of cluckmoo
    cluckmoo Male 13-17
    830 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:36 am
    these are old
  4. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:37 am
    I LOVE LISTEING TO IT MYSELF

    yo bref stinks like yo butt...ad a dead mutt


    lmao!

  5. Profile photo of cluckmoo
    cluckmoo Male 13-17
    830 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:38 am
    LAWL THATS NOT FUNNY OMG LAWL
  6. Profile photo of martin8me
    martin8me Male 13-17
    32 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:38 am
    METTER IM BACK!!!!!!!!
  7. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:38 am
    you gotta hear the bad breath one!
  8. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:39 am
    not on gabbly
  9. Profile photo of fauxchicken
    fauxchicken Female 18-29
    26 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:39 am
    hahaha... WOOOOW... Thats funny
  10. Profile photo of martin8me
    martin8me Male 13-17
    32 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:42 am
    HAHAHAHAH they say my name funnny!!!!!!
  11. Profile photo of Cryforher
    Cryforher Female 13-17
    32 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:42 am
    That`s so sad.}-).. That`s really funny though.
  12. Profile photo of LedliteRose
    LedliteRose Female 18-29
    27 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:47 am
    lmao... i wonder if it`s too late to send it to my ex...
  13. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:48 am
    ^^^lonely bitch
  14. Profile photo of bamboozleduh
    bamboozleduh Female 13-17
    85 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:54 am
    hahahha that`s hilarious.
  15. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:11 am
    metter u need to shut the hell up and stop making crude comments on other people before buddy comes and virtually shoves ur head up ur ass
  16. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:48 am
    Hmmm
  17. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 4:34 am
    mmmmmmm


    its already there......virtually...

  18. Profile photo of doc_2007
    doc_2007 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 4:38 am
    lmao at Metter.

    That was great. She looks like this lady that lives down my street...

  19. Profile photo of Marram
    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 6:37 am
    I put "Bob" in as the persons name...

    It sounded quite funny "Baaaaaaaoub"

  20. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 8:07 am
    wtf "Hold on, I be doin` my nails"??????!
  21. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 8:10 am
    Lol tht was weird.. but funny!!
  22. Profile photo of net_surfer
    net_surfer Female 18-29
    75 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 8:28 am
    Im surprized it did`nt have the option of "cheated"
  23. Profile photo of Eternally
    Eternally Male 13-17
    114 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 8:29 am
    "Chu got a blaaaawg but that dan`t mean dat noone read it"

    This is brilliant!

  24. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 8:58 am
    Sad. Racist humor.
  25. Profile photo of teeny0584
    teeny0584 Female 18-29
    192 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 9:20 am
    that was the most annoying voice I have ever heard....I need some asprin
  26. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 9:38 am
    oh my. haha!
  27. Profile photo of SnowWolf
    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 10:07 am
    I`ll just break up in person.
  28. Profile photo of Spade17
    Spade17 Female 13-17
    18 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 10:25 am
    I loved that. "Aly SON yous about to be broke up. Aly SON"
  29. Profile photo of dkny
    dkny Female 13-17
    114 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 10:29 am
    that was weird =/
    They should have had a `crap kisser` option, then I could send it to my ex. Shame.
  30. Profile photo of dkny
    dkny Female 13-17
    114 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 10:30 am
    And Metter, feel like shutting the hell up? You would have thought if your head wa already virtually in your anus then you would at least have some shame, but no.
  31. Profile photo of Skellington9
    Skellington9 Male 13-17
    246 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 10:31 am
    that was funny there should have been a thing to send it to ppl, unless there was one and i couldnt find it
  32. Profile photo of beatlefaerie
    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
    294 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 10:34 am
    Oh, wow. Her voice was far too annoying. The victim of the break-up would never listen through the whole song.
  33. Profile photo of beatlefaerie
    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
    294 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 10:36 am
    Oh yeah, ohmygosh. Type "Bob" in there as the name. It sounds hilarious.
  34. Profile photo of poteato
    poteato Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 10:41 am
    R.O.F.L.! That is the worst thing that has ever made me laugh... I feel retarded for just listening to it...

    "I leave and go to an old-folks home in haste, I tell them how you treat me and they want to cry, they want to kick you, and hit you, and make you die" lol

    "all the old-folks follow me- to the club, and they attack you with their walkers and their wheelchair duuuubs"

  35. Profile photo of po__
    po__ Female 13-17
    146 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 11:01 am
    Lol.
  36. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 11:15 am
    Had a LOT of names--pretty impressive. And fun. :-)
  37. Profile photo of em33547
    em33547 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 11:25 am
    that was the worst excuse of a rap song IN MY LIFE
  38. Profile photo of thechacken
    thechacken Male 13-17
    246 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 11:45 am
    i actually used it lol
  39. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 11:49 am
    Time for the Breakdown

    Uh Uh Heeeeeee-eeeeeyy UH
    Uh Uh..................

  40. Profile photo of FallxOutxBoy
    FallxOutxBoy Female 13-17
    27 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    Okay, so my IQ dropped about 891234 points just listening to this, but it`s still so funny.

    The breakdown part makes me laugh everytime. Especially with that one low UHHHH in it. So random.

    I have no life.

  41. Profile photo of dull_moore
    dull_moore Female 13-17
    228 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    hilariouzzz :D
  42. Profile photo of xxtwist3dxx
    xxtwist3dxx Female 13-17
    138 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 12:48 pm
    Hehe, that was awesome. Except when I put in my name (Jessica), it said Melissa in the song. All the other names I tried worked fine.
  43. Profile photo of miss-spawn
    miss-spawn Female 18-29
    249 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 12:57 pm
    HAhah!
    Good stuff.
  44. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    Funnier than I would have thought.
  45. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 1:49 pm
    That was cool, and Metter, yeah! Like everyone says...

    SHUT THE HELL UP!

  46. Profile photo of Anynamehelps
    Anynamehelps Female 13-17
    84 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 1:55 pm
    omg belinda belinda you about to be broke up
  47. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:01 pm
    that was HILARIOUS!!!
  48. Profile photo of dietsoda
    dietsoda Female 13-17
    138 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:23 pm
    That was fun to mess with. I got creative wi9th names, lol, I`m so evil.
  49. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    This is crap. I could`nt find the:`You gave me Syphilis,you bitch!`reason for breakin` up...ah,well...better take my antibiotics now...
  50. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 2:54 pm
    ...and what IS that huge lump on her side in the pic...?!
  51. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    I`m sorry but I don`t speak ebonics. Extremely annoying, waste of space.
  52. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    Ya one of the worst things ive ever seen on this site. Why do people get away with that kind of sound pollution... why???
  53. Profile photo of DHF
    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    Not that great, really.
  54. Profile photo of Ravean
    Ravean Female 18-29
    9 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    As bad as that was, it was hilarious. "Dis da Break Up Song". I can`t believe someone actually created that site. :->
  55. Profile photo of rap2dat2001
    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
    334 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:29 pm
    I said my name Bryan and that I was lazy and needy. Could have been better if the voice wasn`t so annoying,... but still funny.
  56. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    Pardon my ignorance,reb0rn,but what the hell are ebonics? I`m from the UK and we either have Patois or `chav-speak` when it comes to black guys...innit?
  57. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    god that was gay.
  58. Profile photo of Zygomaticus
    Zygomaticus Male 13-17
    242 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    WEIRD>

  59. Profile photo of nic_blink182
    nic_blink182 Female 18-29
    333 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    hehe funny
  60. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    I loved it...too funny...
  61. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 4:09 pm
    Excuse me while I poke a sharp stick in my ear.
  62. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 4:15 pm
    >>>>passes Twist13 a sharp stick...
    Knock yourself out,mate;ENJOY!
  63. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    Pretty cool except for the grating voice. Only sheer force of will allowed me to listen to the thing the entire way through.
    It did say my name right though, so I`m sorta impressed.
  64. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    Ugh, the voice...I need to go bash my head on a rock now.
  65. Profile photo of aznsensation
    aznsensation Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    XDD
  66. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 4:48 pm
    Am I the only one that thought that voice sounded just like Jamie Kennedy?
  67. Profile photo of jennwisner
    jennwisner Female 18-29
    165 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    I couldn`t even listen to the whole song...
  68. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 6:25 pm
    metter
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    661 Posts Wednesday, July 26, 2006 2:48:16 AM
    ^^^lonely bitch

    lol.

  69. Profile photo of sean9812
    sean9812 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 6:30 pm
    I don`t think a girl would appreciate that at all if you used it on her lmao... but if she really pissed me off then i would do it
  70. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 6:56 pm
    jenn, nobody could.
    besides metter of course, but we all know his maturity(sp?) level...
  71. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 7:49 pm
    dreddloxx
    Ebonics or AAVE (Afrian Amrican Vernacular English is any of the nonstandard variets of English spoken by African Americans.

    --------
    I liked it. It made me laugh, though I didn`t understand much of what was being said. It was humerous, non-the-less.

  72. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    That is African (missed the C in typing.)
  73. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    And apparently, as I look apon it again, (I must need to change the batteries in my keyboard) American
    Varieties

    I know those that read this would probably know, but I just wanted to correct myself in that matter.

  74. Profile photo of bubblygum
    bubblygum Female 18-29
    22 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 8:00 pm
    try heather, you get haythur haythur!!!
  75. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 9:02 pm
    That was too painful to listen to for over 30 seconds.
  76. Profile photo of EdwinMango
    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    This is one of those so stupid it is funny. I can`t understand at all. Heh, I love it with nerd when she says Pythagorean. Yeah, the Bob pronunciation is wierd.
  77. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    Loved it...
  78. Profile photo of KickinDonkey
    KickinDonkey Male 13-17
    243 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 11:08 pm
    retarded....as almost retarded as, well...this
  79. Profile photo of UAKellie
    UAKellie Female 18-29
    113 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 11:35 pm
    LMAO!! that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! I love it!!!!!!

    I want to be broken up with from this!

  80. Profile photo of Mitchzilla
    Mitchzilla Male 13-17
    133 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 11:39 pm
    Kelleeeyyy Kelleeeyyy, you about to be broke up!
  81. Profile photo of automaticgrl
    automaticgrl Female 13-17
    117 posts
    July 27, 2006 at 1:09 am
    hmm..
  82. Profile photo of mariel333999
    mariel333999 Female 13-17
    131 posts
    July 27, 2006 at 1:42 am
    Haha I did bob too...it sounded SOO bad when she said his name..try it lol
  83. Profile photo of delphinkid
    delphinkid Male 13-17
    66 posts
    July 27, 2006 at 3:03 am
    breakdown time! uh-uh-uh-uh-uh


    Hillarious

  84. Profile photo of Scrounger
    Scrounger Female 13-17
    132 posts
    July 27, 2006 at 6:53 am
    It`s a nice idea - but BOOOYYY does that voice grate me.
  85. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 27, 2006 at 10:51 am
    Lol!
  86. Profile photo of Ichigotchi
    Ichigotchi Female 13-17
    48 posts
    July 27, 2006 at 11:44 am
    Oh man that was... I don`t know whether to say hilarious or horrible.
    Sent one to my boyfriend ("Chris-tow-phurrr"). I`m sure he`ll appreciate it.
  87. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    July 27, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    i hate this drating computer
  88. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    July 27, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    "Ugh, the voice...I need to go bash my head on a rock now."

    I hope you commit suicide while you`re at it! BASH away! =)

  89. Profile photo of midori_
    midori_ Female 13-17
    20 posts
    July 27, 2006 at 6:54 pm
    My stomach hurts now.
  90. Profile photo of smartyshoes
    smartyshoes Male 13-17
    295 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 1:28 am
    That was kinda catchy.
  91. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 3:08 am
    BWAHAHAHA! I love it!
  92. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:39 am
    That was cool, I loved it.
  93. Profile photo of Jcheats
    Jcheats Male 13-17
    137 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 6:31 pm
    i used it on a chick from my school yesterday who i was tired of dating so i put cheap and Blogging about us Because she did and today she came up to me and kicked my ass
  94. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    July 28, 2006 at 11:14 pm
    lmfao
  95. Profile photo of ur-weird
    ur-weird Female 13-17
    15 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 1:57 am
    my brother stole the computer from me and listen to this for a long ass time so yea.funny but im tired of it now.
  96. Profile photo of mutrick
    mutrick Female 30-39
    96 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 8:37 am
    ???
    That voice was very annoying, and she even pronounce the name wrongly
  97. Profile photo of
    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    July 30, 2006 at 2:24 pm
    As soon as I saw that fat black gorilla woman, I knew it was gonna be some retarded black crap, so I just clicked `X`. Sory, does it make me a racist for hating black culture?! Why is it OK for the n1ggers to hate us? explain that, u dratin communist liberals.

    anyway, censorship is a tool of the nazis and communists.

  98. Profile photo of DRebelMax
    DRebelMax Male 18-29
    14 posts
    August 1, 2006 at 12:28 am
    yeah well you`re stooooopid
  99. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 2, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    that was halarious! heh heh
  100. Profile photo of Denny2
    Denny2 Male 18-29
    155 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    "Sad. Racist humor." Pffft, your the kind of people perpetuate racism by labeling everything racist. It`s humor. Shut up and grow up.
  101. Profile photo of IAmSophistry
    IAmSophistry Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:19 pm
    It wouldn`t let me break up with Whore.
  102. Profile photo of IAmSophistry
    IAmSophistry Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 3, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    Oh, and it`s insanely annoying.
  103. Profile photo of thechacken
    thechacken Male 13-17
    246 posts
    August 5, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    tee hee i used on someone called lucinda. tee hee
  104. Profile photo of claire26
    claire26 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    August 23, 2006 at 7:14 am
    That was hilarious
  105. Profile photo of All4nothing
    All4nothing Female 18-29
    127 posts
    September 14, 2006 at 8:50 pm
    for one:that was dumb.For two:It irritated me.For three:I would never dump someone in that harsh of a way.Unless the freak cheated on me or had sex with a wild boar or something....
  106. Profile photo of All4nothing
    All4nothing Female 18-29
    127 posts
    September 14, 2006 at 8:56 pm
    Also the person who sung that had no life whatsoever and I`m thinking about going to my boyfriend and telling him to never cheat on me or else face the consequences of DA BREAKUP SONG!
  107. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    This is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. After listening to it for about an hour trying out different names, particularly good ones to try are:

    Bob - BAAAAAB BAAAAAAAB
    Sean - SHUUUAN SHUUUAN
    Herbert - HRRBRRT HRRBRRT
    Elizabeth - ELIZURRRBURTH ELIZURRRBURTH
    Beatrice - BEEEEATRICE BEEEEATRICE
    Craig - CRAIIG CRAIIG
    Hugo - HU GO HU GO
    Arthur - OWWTHUH OWWTHUH
    Bart - BOWT BOWT

    Btw, for those that have listened to the end, wtf is that random moaning she does in the middle?!

    "This song is made esperrcially for you!"

    Thank you, IAB, for endless entertainment!

  108. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    in fact, BORT BORT
  109. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    January 13, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    in fact, BORT BORT

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