Da Breakup Song

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.dabreakupsong.com/

If you want to break up with someone, just put their name and the reason and she will sing a song for you.
There are 108 comments:
Female 375
in fact, BORT BORT
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Female 375
in fact, BORT BORT
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Female 375
This is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. After listening to it for about an hour trying out different names, particularly good ones to try are:

Bob - BAAAAAB BAAAAAAAB
Sean - SHUUUAN SHUUUAN
Herbert - HRRBRRT HRRBRRT
Elizabeth - ELIZURRRBURTH ELIZURRRBURTH
Beatrice - BEEEEATRICE BEEEEATRICE
Craig - CRAIIG CRAIIG
Hugo - HU GO HU GO
Arthur - OWWTHUH OWWTHUH
Bart - BOWT BOWT

Btw, for those that have listened to the end, wtf is that random moaning she does in the middle?!

"This song is made esperrcially for you!"

Thank you, IAB, for endless entertainment!

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Female 127
Also the person who sung that had no life whatsoever and I`m thinking about going to my boyfriend and telling him to never cheat on me or else face the consequences of DA BREAKUP SONG!
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Female 127
for one:that was dumb.For two:It irritated me.For three:I would never dump someone in that harsh of a way.Unless the freak cheated on me or had sex with a wild boar or something....
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Female 6
That was hilarious
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Male 246
tee hee i used on someone called lucinda. tee hee
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Male 78
Oh, and it`s insanely annoying.
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Male 78
It wouldn`t let me break up with Whore.
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Male 155
"Sad. Racist humor." Pffft, your the kind of people perpetuate racism by labeling everything racist. It`s humor. Shut up and grow up.
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Female 264
that was halarious! heh heh
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Male 14
yeah well you`re stooooopid
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Female 96
???
That voice was very annoying, and she even pronounce the name wrongly
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Female 15
my brother stole the computer from me and listen to this for a long ass time so yea.funny but im tired of it now.
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Female 412
lmfao
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Male 136
i used it on a chick from my school yesterday who i was tired of dating so i put cheap and Blogging about us Because she did and today she came up to me and kicked my ass
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Female 799
That was cool, I loved it.
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Female 809
BWAHAHAHA! I love it!
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Male 295
That was kinda catchy.
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Female 20
My stomach hurts now.
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Female 2,074
"Ugh, the voice...I need to go bash my head on a rock now."

I hope you commit suicide while you`re at it! BASH away! =)

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Female 552
i hate this drating computer
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Female 48
Oh man that was... I don`t know whether to say hilarious or horrible.
Sent one to my boyfriend ("Chris-tow-phurrr"). I`m sure he`ll appreciate it.
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Female 2,552
Lol!
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Female 132
It`s a nice idea - but BOOOYYY does that voice grate me.
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Male 66
breakdown time! uh-uh-uh-uh-uh


Hillarious

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Female 131
Haha I did bob too...it sounded SOO bad when she said his name..try it lol
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Female 117
hmm..
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Male 132
Kelleeeyyy Kelleeeyyy, you about to be broke up!
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Female 113
LMAO!! that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! I love it!!!!!!

I want to be broken up with from this!

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Male 243
retarded....as almost retarded as, well...this
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Female 430
Loved it...
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Female 221
This is one of those so stupid it is funny. I can`t understand at all. Heh, I love it with nerd when she says Pythagorean. Yeah, the Bob pronunciation is wierd.
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Female 532
That was too painful to listen to for over 30 seconds.
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Female 22
try heather, you get haythur haythur!!!
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Female 688
And apparently, as I look apon it again, (I must need to change the batteries in my keyboard) American
Varieties

I know those that read this would probably know, but I just wanted to correct myself in that matter.

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Female 688
That is African (missed the C in typing.)
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Female 688
dreddloxx
Ebonics or AAVE (Afrian Amrican Vernacular English is any of the nonstandard variets of English spoken by African Americans.

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I liked it. It made me laugh, though I didn`t understand much of what was being said. It was humerous, non-the-less.

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Male 1,866
jenn, nobody could.
besides metter of course, but we all know his maturity(sp?) level...
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Male 73
I don`t think a girl would appreciate that at all if you used it on her lmao... but if she really pissed me off then i would do it
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Female 961
metter
Male, 13-17, Southern US
661 Posts Wednesday, July 26, 2006 2:48:16 AM
^^^lonely bitch

lol.

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Female 165
I couldn`t even listen to the whole song...
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Female 1,252
Am I the only one that thought that voice sounded just like Jamie Kennedy?
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Female 91
XDD
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Female 601
Ugh, the voice...I need to go bash my head on a rock now.
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Female 878
Pretty cool except for the grating voice. Only sheer force of will allowed me to listen to the thing the entire way through.
It did say my name right though, so I`m sorta impressed.
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Male 287
>>>>passes Twist13 a sharp stick...
Knock yourself out,mate;ENJOY!
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Male 608
Excuse me while I poke a sharp stick in my ear.
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Female 879
I loved it...too funny...
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Female 331
hehe funny
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Male 242
WEIRD>

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Male 1,866
god that was gay.
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Male 287
Pardon my ignorance,reb0rn,but what the hell are ebonics? I`m from the UK and we either have Patois or `chav-speak` when it comes to black guys...innit?
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Male 334
I said my name Bryan and that I was lazy and needy. Could have been better if the voice wasn`t so annoying,... but still funny.
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Female 9
As bad as that was, it was hilarious. "Dis da Break Up Song". I can`t believe someone actually created that site. :->
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Male 368
Not that great, really.
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Male 292
Ya one of the worst things ive ever seen on this site. Why do people get away with that kind of sound pollution... why???
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Male 555
I`m sorry but I don`t speak ebonics. Extremely annoying, waste of space.
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Male 287
...and what IS that huge lump on her side in the pic...?!
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Male 287
This is crap. I could`nt find the:`You gave me Syphilis,you bitch!`reason for breakin` up...ah,well...better take my antibiotics now...
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Female 138
That was fun to mess with. I got creative wi9th names, lol, I`m so evil.
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Male 615
that was HILARIOUS!!!
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Female 84
omg belinda belinda you about to be broke up
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Female 679
That was cool, and Metter, yeah! Like everyone says...

SHUT THE HELL UP!

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Male 337
Funnier than I would have thought.
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Female 249
HAhah!
Good stuff.
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Female 138
Hehe, that was awesome. Except when I put in my name (Jessica), it said Melissa in the song. All the other names I tried worked fine.
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Female 228
hilariouzzz :D
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Female 27
Okay, so my IQ dropped about 891234 points just listening to this, but it`s still so funny.

The breakdown part makes me laugh everytime. Especially with that one low UHHHH in it. So random.

I have no life.

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Female 454
Time for the Breakdown

Uh Uh Heeeeeee-eeeeeyy UH
Uh Uh..................

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Male 246
i actually used it lol
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Female 99
that was the worst excuse of a rap song IN MY LIFE
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Male 4,431
Had a LOT of names--pretty impressive. And fun. :-)
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Female 146
Lol.
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Male 5
R.O.F.L.! That is the worst thing that has ever made me laugh... I feel retarded for just listening to it...

"I leave and go to an old-folks home in haste, I tell them how you treat me and they want to cry, they want to kick you, and hit you, and make you die" lol

"all the old-folks follow me- to the club, and they attack you with their walkers and their wheelchair duuuubs"

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Female 294
Oh yeah, ohmygosh. Type "Bob" in there as the name. It sounds hilarious.
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Female 294
Oh, wow. Her voice was far too annoying. The victim of the break-up would never listen through the whole song.
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Male 246
that was funny there should have been a thing to send it to ppl, unless there was one and i couldnt find it
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Female 114
And Metter, feel like shutting the hell up? You would have thought if your head wa already virtually in your anus then you would at least have some shame, but no.
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Female 114
that was weird =/
They should have had a `crap kisser` option, then I could send it to my ex. Shame.
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Female 18
I loved that. "Aly SON yous about to be broke up. Aly SON"
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Female 349
I`ll just break up in person.
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Female 509
oh my. haha!
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Female 192
that was the most annoying voice I have ever heard....I need some asprin
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Male 594
Sad. Racist humor.
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Male 114
"Chu got a blaaaawg but that dan`t mean dat noone read it"

This is brilliant!

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Female 75
Im surprized it did`nt have the option of "cheated"
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Female 873
Lol tht was weird.. but funny!!
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Male 2,057
wtf "Hold on, I be doin` my nails"??????!
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Male 316
I put "Bob" in as the persons name...

It sounded quite funny "Baaaaaaaoub"

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Female 193
lmao at Metter.

That was great. She looks like this lady that lives down my street...

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Male 1,016
mmmmmmm


its already there......virtually...

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Male 2,567
Hmmm
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Male 2,199
metter u need to shut the hell up and stop making crude comments on other people before buddy comes and virtually shoves ur head up ur ass
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Female 85
hahahha that`s hilarious.
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Male 1,016
^^^lonely bitch
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Female 27
lmao... i wonder if it`s too late to send it to my ex...
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Female 32
That`s so sad.}-).. That`s really funny though.
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Male 32
HAHAHAHAH they say my name funnny!!!!!!
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Female 26
hahaha... WOOOOW... Thats funny
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Male 1,016
not on gabbly
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Male 1,016
you gotta hear the bad breath one!
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Male 32
METTER IM BACK!!!!!!!!
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Male 829
LAWL THATS NOT FUNNY OMG LAWL
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Male 1,016
I LOVE LISTEING TO IT MYSELF

yo bref stinks like yo butt...ad a dead mutt


lmao!

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Male 829
these are old
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Male 1,016
AHAHA OMG SO FUNNY
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Male 10,115
Link: Da Breakup Song [Rate Link] - If you want to break up with someone, just put their name and the reason and she will sing a song for you.
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