Can anyone speak cat?

Submitted by: hobasteritch 11 years ago in Entertainment
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Poor kitty?
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Female 4
thats the sound raywilliamjohnson makes when he does your mom
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Male 1,386
roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! freaking hi larious
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Female 76
get a life, LOLLLZZZ
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Female 10
this scares me...
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Female 25
my cat wont do it
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Female 169
it looks like she was in heat
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Female 576
haha that was funny and
the person was scratching
the cat`s butt...or somewhere
near that area atleast :D
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Female 117
poor kitty.
i saw this vid on myspace.
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Female 329
aww whats wrong w the kitty??

Oh and Lolllzzz do you really not know that poor has a double meaning? Poor as in lack of $ and poor as in unfortunate

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Female 87
Friday, July 07, 2006 12:16:55 AM
Notice how the cat doesn`t try to escape. Notice how the cat doesn`t get violent.
Notice how the little whore was purring for it! Purring for it like the dirty twobit whorebag pussy it is!


LOLOLOLOLOLLERSKATES!!!
how is the kitty poor?? did it lose all it`s money???

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Male 1,079
wtf..
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Male 213
Notice how the cat doesn`t try to escape. Notice how the cat doesn`t get violent.

Notice how the little whore was purring for it! Purring for it like the dirty twobit whorebag pussy it is!

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Male 213
Wow. What a weird cat. When someone sticks stuff in my ass that`s TOTALLY not the noise that <i>I</i> make.
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Female 2,552
That`s so sad! They are probably hurting the cat!
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Female 36
I thought it was adorable.
All they were doing is scratching the base of its tail or back.
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Female 34
Leave the kitty alone!
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Female 1,468
What a funny kitty. He really seems to be enjoying that back scratching.
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Female 1,426
poor kitty cat! :-(
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Male 60
i think that cat was being raped XD
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Male 737
Poor cat! Dunno whats up with it but.....poor cat!
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Male 64
worth it if you`re really bored, which is why i guess it`s on this site....
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Male 2,781
PRESSURE OR PLEASURE POINTS
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Female 18
uh was it having sezires?
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Male 919
Poor kitty he was chokijng himself...
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Female 879
Oh come on, thats funny, what the hell was it doing?
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Female 857
The guy is scratching the cat`s back, right where the tail starts. All cats and dogs have a weird reaction when people do that.
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Male 2,057
theres a cat like that here

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...

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Female 44
aww funny but crual sorta
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Female 1,134
omg call the father and the pope the devil tool away an innocent kitty!!
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Male 619
was funny tho :)
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Male 619
i take that back after reading page 4
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Male 619
PeaceFrog
at that time i had to take a dump so sorry for what i said

Belive me IT WAS A DUMP

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Female 131
I believe that when you stcratch that area above it`s butt rght in front of the tail, it makes them horny. I`m not trying to be funny, seriously.

I used to do that to my cat and she`d lie down and roll over and start purring. And then I heard somewhere that they freak out because they`re horny.

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Male 245
Mabye it`s a dog in a cat suit RyanF701?
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Female 2
oh sooooooooooooooooooo funny
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Female 529
Poor cat, obviously very unhappy about being teased.
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Female 785
A friend of mine had a cat that did that too. If you scratched on her back, she`d lick and meow at the same time.
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Female 195
That was kinda creepy!
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Male 194
cant you people see! its having a vison! from god! its proof god speaks cat... or something...
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Female 8
my dog does the exact same thing when you flick his ears xDD
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Female 51
too much canned laughter for my liking...
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Male 22
Anybody get reminded of The Exorcist???
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Female 338
it looked like it was having some sort of siezure.
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Male 563
What they are doing is rubbing the cat`s nerve endings where it`s tail meets it`s spine. It`s painful per se, but it`s the same feeling that you get when you twitch
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Male 1,152
lol sounds a little like a turkey
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Male 1,152
cute cat he seemed a little frightend
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Male 163
angry, angry young kitty.
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Female 39
my cat loves it when i scratch her on her back, she sometimes does that
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Female 106
that was about dumb
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Male 994
lol gibberish cat!
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Female 444
It`s a signle he`s saysing "OMG MY FRIEND WELL IN THE RIVER AND DROWNING LIKE THIS" XP
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Female 48
This happens to my cat too. All male cats do that. If you strach really fast where thier back and base of tail meet then they freak. It`s what the females do to get them "in the mood". So pretty much that cat was really horny.
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Male 51
This boys and girls is why we do not give crack cocaine to our pets.
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Female 87
hehe...that was great...and no the cat`s not having a seizure, when something has a seizure it falls down and convulses violently. and if you hurt a cat they don`t act all stupid like that, they hiss and fu(king attack you. i know a cat that itches himself at the start of his tail and shrieks like a woman having a orgasm, his eyes even roll back in his head...makes me giggle...
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Female 1,697
is that cat in pain?
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Male 211
This poor cat should be burned to the stake for the sake of his soul!!! Buuuuuuurnnn the cat witch !!! More seriously, I think this cat was having a seisure and should consult a vet asap.
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Male 221
either its having a seizure or its possesed...
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Female 799
My cat just ran out of her seat!
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Male 182
see i want a cat that does weird poo like this
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Male 28
Exorsist cat!!! Every body RUN!
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Female 169
Thats the sound make cat made when he was chocking on his collar (long story)
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Female 395
My cats just bite themselves like they have fleas when I scratch the start of their tail...still funny, but it`d be funnier if they meow`ed like that.
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Female 1,403
Ahem, Translation: "It`s Timmy! Timmy! He`s stuck in the well! He can`t give me my dinner!!!!!"
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Male 733
i`m not sure... do i laugh or vomit at this... i mean sure the nises ae funny but that foor cat is being tortured or somthing. its just harsh! someone call the RSPCA!
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Male 2,057
lol
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Male 2,057
it was having fun
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Female 412
nyah lol kitty orgasm
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Female 2,074
Please stop shoving bananas up the anal crevices of the poor cats.

That is inhumane.

Or should I say, In-animane.

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Male 694
^^^ see ^^^
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Male 223
Kitty seizure??
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Male 694
RyanF701 I have THREE living cats and two that died of old age are burred in the garden.

whe`re all just jokeing.

my oldest (living) cat does that all the time.

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Female 138
My cat used to do that when you scratched her back, it has something to do with nerves, it makes their jaw shake and some meow at the same time.
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Male 2,057
reminds me of when aliens come out of people in the film Alien.

BTW the cat was only being stroked, the only problem is that the cat`s a freakazoid

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Male 2,486
What do you mean "Maybe it wasn`t a cat"? Find me one animal that looks even CLOSE to that one, and prove to me it`s not a cat.

And no, it`s not having a seizure. Instantly you people assume since it`s going NYYRUUAUURUUURUUUU and going crazy, it`s dying. I love animals as much as the next guy, but dont be such a wuss... I hate it when people post without actually knowing what`s going on, have any of you people ever owned a cat? If you scratch it`s back it goes CRAZY. Even if it sees a bid out the window, they do that too.

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Male 245
oh and The_Frogg, were all just kidding around so go get that serious stick out of yer arse!
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Male 245
Mabye it wasn`t a cat?
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Male 133
Fat cats are awesome.
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Female 294
That was definitely a possessed cat.
Does anyone know Aramaic?
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Male 33
my cat made that noise when it was dying
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Female 85
whoa.
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Female 67
that poor little kitty!
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Male 632
Did that cat accidently sniff some crack?
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Female 220
When I scratch my cat`s back, she does that too. Cute
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Male 220
This cat was possessed by the power of the Holy Spirit and was speaking in tongues! :-)
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Male 194
at the end it was looking around like "hey, why did you stop? I didn`t tell you to stop!"
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Male 619
moody you forced me to put your name in the list
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Male 619
same with willowpuff
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Female 340
i think i`m going to have nightmares. i have sensitive feelings about cats, and animals i`m sorry.
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Male 619
@ stereotypic

You must be some sort of friggin` idiot. If that cat was having a seizure the camerea would have to move around alot. The possablitities of it having an orgasm is MUCH higher than it is having a seizure

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Female 533
I saw that on AFV, all they were doing was scratching his back
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Male 246
hmmmm........ note to self:scratch cat at base of tal next time i see him.
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Female 39
THE CAT ISN`T HAVING A SEIZURE...Have you people never scratched a cat at the base of its tail. They LOVE it and thats what they are doing to the cat.
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Female 58
Silly cat. :P
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Male 453
WTF was that i mean really. has entertainment really sunken so low that were enjoying watching a cat being put into a sesure or somthing! i bet they were just standing on his tail or fingering it or somthing
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Female 139
kersplatt

lol...i thought the same thing

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Male 59
Oh the pleasure we get from torturing small animals, especially cats. Cats are like women, don`t believe me? Just read this list of kitty translations...

*Yes,I am too proud to beg,and may appear to be a very independent creature,I ask for your loving care and attention.
Trans:I`m the boss,serve me
*I rely on you for my well being much more than you may realize.
Trans:Go out and earn money to keep me in the style to which I intend to become accustomed
*This I promise you,I will not be a burden on you nor will I demand more of you than you care to give.
Trans:The more attention I get,the more I want. You have to hire another slave for me, by the way, I lie!
*I will be a peaceful island of serenity for you to gaze upon;a soft soothing body to caress,and I shall purr with pleasure to rest your weary ears.
Trans:I will tear round the house smashing ornaments at 3 a.m. infest the house with fleas, and bite your mother when she comes to visit, did I mention that I lie?

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Male 1,115
what the heck? ummmm.... at least its head didnt turn around in a 360 fashion... I think.
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Male 561
That was funny what the crap i have gave wonderful links and none of them have made it but this crap does

(sorry just venting)

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Male 1,141
stupid. i`d shoot that f*cking cat with a shotgun right away
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Female 100
Somebody was giving the silly kitty a good back rub. I`ve seen that kind of behavior before. They blather and chatter, and yes, their eyes get big like they want to hunt. Thing is, the biggest pleasure cats get in the wild is hunting and catching good prey, which is also why they often hold/kick/bite a toy the way they do. They`re happy, and that`s what they`d do if they were happy about a great big fresh-caught squirrel or something.
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Female 423
deep down inside wee all know some one was touching that cat inapropreatly
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Female 113
JEEZ! Convulsion cat!
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Male 104
the cat is enjoying this... they`re just scratching the start of his tail
its completly harmless
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Female 670
My really fat cat has made that noise. Of course, this was right before she vomitted on the carpet.
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Female 105
hehe sounds weird but i dont think they did sth bad to the cat
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Female 104
Cat scratch fever!
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Female 455
Quick get the exorcism kit! The power of christ compels you! The power of christ compels you!
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Female 873
Lol, my neighbour keeps cats next door and at night they all cry `Nooo Nooo` i dnt think they like being outside at night lol
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Male 22
It`s not having a seizure, idiot. You can see the person scratching its behind bit on camera. A lot of cats do that when you do that to them. It seems like its orgasming though o_O
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Male 232
Yeah, It says "im in a good good mood"
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Male 3
I had this horrible thought that he was a human stuck in a cat`s body and trying to make speech with vocal cords that weren`t up to the task as all the while an audience laughed at him and thought it was so cute as he tried to tell someone, anyone how to reverse the spell...
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Male 1,478
Holy crap, that is one messed up cat!
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Female 755
Listen closely twice it says "I`m in the mood"
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Female 25
That kind of licking and swallowing action including a strange meiow is usually done by a cat that is about to throw up a furball. My 1/2 persian cat does that if i don`t brush her enough!
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Male 694
I have 3 cats so I know that it was saying "STOP FILMING AND GET THE SEISURE KIT OR IM GOING TO SANDWIDGE"
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Male 368
^^Completely agree. All I could think was: Demon cat!!!
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Male 1,407
I believe an exorcism is in order.
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Male 1,550
the cat is havin a orgasm
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Male 356
No, no amen, the cat had a seizure, or looks like it`s having one anyway.
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Male 888
Now on DvD, the sounds of cat mating crys, moans and orgasms.
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Female 1,972
Praise Jeebus! the cat is speaking in tongues! Can I have an Amen?
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Female 401
heh...can decide if im scared or just ...ewww
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Female 1,033
wtf
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Male 50
can anyone say "animal cruelty"?
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Male 146
I would never touch the area around a cats butt..
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Male 359
i found that scary
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Female 3,574
lol that was odd o_O
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Female 3,562
I`m sure the cat was fine, they make a more obvious noise when they arn`t happy.
It seemed like it *really* wanted something, probably food. My cat is kind of like that when he wants something.
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Female 3,696
they`re scratching the spot right above the tail, where it sticks up. If you scratch my cat there she sounds like a latin woman.
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Female 679
Yeah someone is scratching its butt!
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Male 45
lmao @ B-Hazard

i wish my cat did that, all it does is lick its balls and meows for food. drating lazy cat. GET YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD

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Male 2,958
I think it said something along the lines of "alalalaluuluhluuk"
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Female 88
i thought they were swinging something above its head, noticed his eyes were big like he wanted to attack something? In any case, poor little thing :/
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Male 377
it didn`t say anything, I thought it would say I love you or something like that
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Female 39
Right before the camera zooms in you can see the person scratching its butt..my friends cat does the same thing but a little less noise!
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Female 56
I think some cats do that when someone scratches their back. He wasn`t in pain anyway. This is so adorable and funny x].
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Male 132
People need to be nice to animale, because animals are definately better company than humans.
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Female 64
I was thinking alone the lines of them putting peanutbutter in the cats mouth.
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Male 224
holy crap
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Male 1,014
What were they doing to that poor cat? Notice that they zoomed in so you couldn`t see the rest of it right before it started to freak out? I think it was saying "What the hell are you doing? Get that carrot out of my arse!"
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Female 64
Link: Can anyone speak cat? [Rate Link] - Poor kitty?
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