Bikini Gas Pump Attendant

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment
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The men"s reactions give more proof that women have all the power.
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Male 870
This was pretty pointless.
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Female 815
And for Gods sake if you`re God then get a freakin avvy you hobo.
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Female 815
Mrcristo...P`iss off you sexist turd -____- you think waaaaaayyy too highly of the turd sticks you call men. And Pui...=] You`re vain. I remember when your avvy was you in a skimpy thong. Slut.
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Female 49
I was really hoping that the bikini chick would kind of go up to the guy and work her magic or whatever, then hop in his car with the keys and drive off.

Of course, since it`s taken from Just For Laughs, it only makes sense that nothing would *really* happen.

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Male 4,246
... women.
(oops, ran out of room)
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Male 4,246
Women were denied the vote before the `20`s because they were not considered "persons," only property. That`s how men kept women down (perhaps they were more afraid of women back then?), and this is why equality is so important these days; going back to THAT is not in anyone`s best interests.

Anyhow, back on topic: The video. Men staring at scantily-clad women is nothing new. Watching such a woman pump gas and wash windows is a novelty (most of the time), but by itself doesn`t prove what power women have over men. However, this could have gone a lot deeper, like some kind of study. Perhaps make a comparison between a fully-clothed attendant and one in a bikini: Which would get away most often with short-changing customers? Which would get bigger tips? Which would be allowed to do a lacklustre job, or make mistakes? I propose the bikini-wearer would come out on top most of the time, maybe proving some power over men, but mostly proving some power over fully-clothed

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Male 39
Women do not have all the power, just some stupid ones think they do over reatarded men. But men don`t have all the power either. I don`t know if anyone realized this but you need men and women equally, so one sex is not better than the other. And if women did have all the power how come they weren`t allowed to vote untill the 1920`s?
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Male 281
Cutepetsrus, why the insults? Why do you blaspheme against your creator? No matter. I see your reason according to the society you live in, and I forgive you.

Now, go away.

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Female 50
Women don`t have all the power. Men don`t either. They just think they do.

Yeah, and you`re not a god. Your teeth are brighter than you are, mrcristo.

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Male 58
Men will look at a pretty women it will happen in almost every situation it does not give women control because the woman lost her dignity by striping in public. If I ever heard my girlfriend was doing this I would be furious.
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Male 281
Exactly what the Witch of The Wood said...
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Female 31
Trying to pretend this empowers women doesn`t actually fool anyone. All it proves is that hetero men will gawp at a half-naked woman.
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Male 281
I already acknowledged the stupidity of most of mankind, when it comes to sex. I appreciate pretty women also, but I am a God and therefore, I`ve seen every woman naked. And once you see them a million times, it gets a little old. There are different levels of sexual attraction for each man. Most men develop a thirst for women because of social standards or pressure.
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Female 50
^^^ Ha. You`re very funny but think for just a sec. I know it`s hard because you`re a guy, but please bear with me.
Here`s an easy example: Man thinks woman is pretty. They have a baby together. Man leaves. Woman stays and takes care of the baby.

Why do we have to be the responsible ones? Oh, sorry, I forgot. Guys like YOU think they can just let women handle all the tough stuff like kids. It happens in nature too- men are only needed for sex. Just think of all the examples: lions, bees, spiders... the list goes on, and on, and on.

Some men here are smart, they realize how dumb and obsessed with women they are. But you are the type of irresponsible irrational man that thinks you own the world and everything in it.

Well, men have pretty much taken over the world.


Look what a great job you`ve done at running it.

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Male 281
Wait a minute. Men pay attention to pretty females. It is natural. That does not mean that any sexual attraction determines gender control. You are sex objects. What are sex objects for? Men`s viewing pleasure. So, please, please, please don`t embarass yourself any further. When`s the last time you saw George Clooney in a thong? Or Matt Damon in a G-string? Or Jude Law doing PlayGirl?

The fact that more women are sex objects than men shows who really is in control...

Sorry to bust your bubble.

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Female 82
"bikini" used here in the loosest sense of the word!

Ahh men.. wrapped around our little fingers, so long as we`re pretty...

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Female 1,468
Do go on mrcristo. You make some sense amidst your babbling, especially with:

"Women are turning themselves into sex objects, but they can only see the reactions that they get from men and use that as evidence to say they own men. It`s very sad, because the men were wearing clothes. The woman was not. How does that benefit anyone else but the men?"

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Male 281
See, already the females on this earth are trying to find something wrong with what I said. You are an esteemed and noble gender. However, in order for this world to operate, you must assume your proper place here. Any efforts towards feminism have either increased your role as sex objexcts, or increased lesbianism, or perhaps broken homes. You see, the more you do these things, the more men own women. Already, people use this as proof that women own men when in fact, it`s the other way around. When is the last time you saw a man stripping down and washing cars? Women are turning themselves into sex objects, but they can only see the reactions that they get from men and use that as evidence to say they own men. It`s very sad, because the men were wearing clothes. The woman was not. How does that benefit anyone else but the men?
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Female 408
MrCristo, you are a sad, hopeless excuse for a human being. Please die in a ditch.
Anyway, I thought her bikini was stupid...silly sponge type things. She wasn`t actually that hot, it is just some (not all, some e.g. guy in the bandana) think through somewhere other than their brains.
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Female 50
omg mrcristo shut the **** up!

"if men would take charge, this whole era of feminism would come crashing to its knees"

^^this is exactly why women are better than men. most of them don`t think they own the world!!! and men already HAVE taken over the world because they have that attitude. but women are right behind them and setting all their wrongs to rights.

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Male 145
yea djer i agree with you, it`s just instinct.
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Male 459
shizzaster i agree with you thet controll us there is no avoiding it like a chess game and males lost now we are but pawns in the hands of the females...
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Male 842
BakaNeko-The saying is, "In a family, the Father/man is the head, but the wife/woman is the neck, and the neck can turn the head any way it wants."

Ok, i`ve officially seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding WAAAAAY too many times. O_o

Meh. that was a stupid video. If a girl strips down to almost nothing, of course men are going to look. it`s a simple fact of life. Men always think with their heads. If the primary head stops thinking, the secondary one takes control.

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Female 4
hmmm.. good way to make some extra tips... smart girl! LOL!
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Female 665
hahaha yeah, the men may thing that they`re the brains. but the women control the neck right? or however that saying goes.
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Male 1,141
not funny at all. i think you guys are retarded to say it is hilarious. oh wow guys at a gas station watching a girl in a bikini..wow
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Male 637
and that make the lady a slut for going out in public like that so touche
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Male 1,354
Any guy who thinks that chicks own dudes is either a) a dude who never gets any or b) a child. The only chick who owns a real man is the one who beds him nightly. I don`t go for that wagging the a.s.s in my face routine. Sure, I look. But I have seen better and with less on.
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Male 98
hmmm i wish that would happen to me
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Female 3,574
mrcristo....

o_O you are strange.

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Male 180
MystJake91 "Notice that MOST guys think it`s hilarious, while the women and some guys think it`s stupid."
those "guys that think its stupid" were the gay guys.... and all the other guys who still think THEY have control snd not the women are just in denial
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Male 1,586
HOBYandy - I haven`t seen you post on here for awhile. That`s why I was pleased to see that when you did post, it was a doozy!
:D
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Male 3,060
that`s right...women have all the power over men...

WHICH IS WHY SHE WAS CLEANING THE CAR!

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Male 60
me likey *drooles*
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Male 281
I had your Savior`s momma, bitch.
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Male 2,781
^VIRGIN...
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Male 281
I should send a flood of cow fluids to drown you for your sins, but even gods learn and I`ve learned things about you humans that cannot cause me to afflict you. All those hurricanes and crap...you did it yourself by ****ing with my delightful earth. You`re going to have to learn on your own, though you`ll probably kill yourselves anyway.

At least, the afterlife is supremely cool...but I can`t tell you about it. It`s in the Book of God rules.

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Male 281
And here`s another "beef" with you pathetic Earthlings: The Milky Way?!? Why the **** did you name my beautiful galaxy The Milky Way?

Hmmph.

Forget it.

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Male 425
^Awesome, and somewhat true: " But men are too weak, as they have been become overly obsessed with sex." Exactly what I believe.
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Male 281
I do not have a "mom". I am the 12th creator. I am only 30,000 years old, in comparison to my far older predecessors. But I have discovered that women are usually the downfall of men, and that if men would take charge, this whole era of feminism would come crashing to its knees(there`s a pun in there somewhere). But men are too weak, as they have been become overly obsessed with sex. I`m about to give up on the Milky Way and go somewhere else, so I can start over.
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Female 943
we got the power.
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Male 55
Notice that MOST guys think it`s hilarious, while the women and some guys think it`s stupid.
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Male 2,781
RRRROWWWWWWRRRRRR MAMACITA!
REMINDED ME ABOUT THIS CAR WASH SOME CHICKS HAD FOR A SOCCER FUNDRAISER. I TOOK MY TRUCK OFF`ROADIN AND TOOK IT THERE TO GET IT WASHED. IT WAS AWESOME!!! ALMOST ALL OF THEM WERE WASHING MY TRUCK!!! IT WAS ALL COVERED IN MUD. IT`S ALMOST LIKE THIS ONE MOVIE. CAN`T REMEMBER THE NAME.
MAN THEY WERE HOT!!! THOSE REALLY TIGHT SHORTS. SOME OF THEM WERE MY FRIENDS AND SINCE THEY KNEW I LOVE SOCCER, THEY INTRODUCED ME TO THE OTHER CHICKS. GUYS DON`T HOLD BACK!!!
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Female 195
Mrcristo, it`s a good thing your mom, a woman, was around to give birth to you. Looks like you needed her, or else we wouldn`t have you here to make idotic comments. By the way, I think men and women need each other equally. We can`t have one without the other.
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Female 491
But without women there wouldn`t be men in the first place. There is no "greater sex" were just equal. I would do that if it was funny.
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Male 281
Notice. There are males and then then there are "fe" males. There are men and then there "wo" men. So there.
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Male 281
Women don`t rule men. Men rule females. Without men, there wouldn`t be anyone. Men invented all the great things, and if women think that they`re better than men, they deserve a good beating. }-)
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Female 879
that probably made those guys collective day, I think that that was cute and all in good fun.
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Male 425
)-| Meh, I thought she was ugly, and I`m not weak enough to be controlled by anyone no matter what anyway. I view human male-female relationships as weaknesses which is why I have conditioned my brain into relative neutrality regarding all humans.
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Female 1,033
that was lame
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Female 195
I love it, the guys were just in heaven, I don`t think they knew what to do with themselves! Women, don`t be jealous, turn your negativity into a little strip session with your man or something. Feeling like a hot "object of desire" once in a while can be fun. :-)
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Male 733
lol, its true :-( women controll us...
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Female 3,574
pfft I`m just as hot :P
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Male 1,478
Anybody got a pair of scissors?

sorry i couldn`t resist.

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Male 1,586
BleednBeauty - I take exception to your statement that old guys that like to look at hot young girls are perverts. What - when you turn a certain age, young girls are no longer supposed to be attractive?
I`m 42, and I`d sure as hell rather look at a 22-year old than a 50-year old.
My wife is 31 - that`s 11 years younger than me. Does that mean I`m a pervert?
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Male 59
What, are those furbies on her boobs?
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Female 573
Even the old guys are watching. PERVERTS!
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Male 319
high gas prices? who cares?
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Male 418
Get real...if a woman in a bikini started pumping your gas, wouldn`t you automatically think hidden camera.

On another note, the girl is fine and I would love to be pumping her!

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Male 208
Can`t say that this shows women have power over men. She got naked and they laughed. I`m sure you`d see the same reaction if it was a male model cleaning women`s cars.

To set the record straight, I`m not saying women don`t have power over men. Trust me, I live with two female roomates. Guys, if you think that`s a blessing, you`d be sorely mistaken, let me tell you... all the bitching without the sex.

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Male 281
But, if shizzaster`s theory is true, what about the homosexuals?
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Male 1,406
If I was there I`d make a move on her.
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Male 919
I know where Its at, its in my home town of Montreal!!! YYEEEAAAHHHH!!!! I loaugh at your faces!!!
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Male 528
Got a grudge YevraHNairB?
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Male 528
Sure they do, all it takes is a lack of self respect.
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Male 103
wow what a way to forget about high gas prices
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Female 33
^^^^ YevraHNairB

I have alot of guy friends who are like that.
They talk about what they`ve done, but in the end, it was only their hand.

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Male 579
The guys that just stand around and stare are the guys with no game or balls to approach any woman in real life. They are the guys that honk and yell at other people`s girlfriends when they go for a run and think they are big and bad for doing so. So they go home to their bottle of Jergins hand lotion and keep lying to themselves.
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Female 1,468
Haha robsug, I thought the same thing. What a annoying hoser. I hate people who are so into themselves.

On the note of the woman, the only thing she is doing is flaunting her body, which only makes her an object of desire.

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Female 18
at least shizzaster is right 8-)
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Male 22
that guy with the tash n beard n the towel round his neck LOVED HIMSELF. what an ass hole
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Male 901
I have power like that over women. I just pull down my pants.
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Male 140
its like one of them "just for laughs" shows...that arnt really funny. whoa hold on; a woman...cleaning your car...with a shabby bikini! stop the press. also i see what "kitten_soup" is getting at, how does the woman have the power? all i saw was a minute of a woman walking about in a bikini and a few guys going "OMG LOOK..UGGG, WOMAN!!"..power? thats not power over men. if you can minipulate a man without showing your boobs...then thats true power! i think most femals know what im getting at. i think i need to go drink some beer, eat some pizza and open my fly now!!
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Female 368
"The men`s reactions give more proof that women have all the power."

What? Why?

I`m kind of lost on what the joke was here. She wandered around and squeagied windows in lingerie. :-?

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Female 1,972
Methinks they are for dusting the headlights Madame Swaywithme.
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Female 56
Not particularly funny, but coming from a straight girl: Hawt xD
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Female 3,696
aha I hope their wives saw that!! poor boys...

Lolakitty72- Exactly what I thought! Are those breasts supposed to be extra sponges??

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Female 1,972
As the kiddies say :PWNED- every last one of you boys.
On a similar note- that is the fugliest bikini I have ever seen in my like.
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Female 572
That woman has a lot of confidence!
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Female 430
OMG the gender female, we have never seen one of those before...
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Male 567
sssseeeeeeexyay
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Male 87
yeah dood honestly, did u guys check out da ass on dat one! ooooouuuu niice. aahh, thats nothing.. how do u think i`m paying MY way thru college hahaha :-p
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Male 2,199
shizzaster ur philosophy is great but i think what u ment was were just batteries for their vibrators not hair dryers.... putting that aside i would like to say WHOA MOMA! *WOOF* WOOF* *BARK* *PANT* PANT*
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Male 75
iwillfudgeyou: no, you wouldn`t go to jail because your gf would have killed you already ;)

That was a really silly-looking bikini, but her hotness sortof made up for it. And yes, any good-looking woman in a bikini owns me - i`m weak :(

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Female 275
^You`re one of those few intelligent men.
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Male 1,866
hahaha.
women secretly own men.
i know boys it`s scary but it`s true!
you can take the red pill or the blue pill on this one, but the reality is that this world was created by women, and that men are just batteries for their hair dryers, used, and tricked, mislead.
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Female 501
chick cleans windows and wanders around in bikini whoopde-do
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Male 239
daaaaaaaaaamn! I need to go there...
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Male 208
Where is this gas station? ( I think my tank is empty and I got a 20 dollar tip)
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Male 246
haha that was hillarious(snd to all you first post haters out there: FIRST POST :-P)
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Male 10,115
Link: Bikini Gas Pump Attendant [Rate Link] - The men`s reactions give more proof that women have all the power.
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