Bike Theft Ruse on Fox News

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment

Reporter doesn"t seem to think it"s very funny.
There are 135 comments:
Female 152
lol "that was not cool dude". tell that bitch to loosen up.
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Male 3,631
Now you`re a man... A manny-manny man.
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Male 7
HEre is something kindof funny kinda.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxMkICFiw...
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Male 791
ok kids can`t watch that, but they can wait until like eleven oclock to watch porn.... figures
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Male 155
That was funny
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Male 2,510
Who tgives a poo about kids, they must had laugh out loud...but that girl wus a real HOEE!!!

yeah....what the hell are you on?

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Male 1,882
HE DIDN`T DO IT RIGHT!! You see, when you get up, you have to shout something about Howard Stern. That always pisses off the media!

It was priceless though. Man, that was great. I wish I could buy the guy a beer for that...

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Male 1,496
P TO THE MS
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Female 370
Monday, July 31, 2006 4:03:18 PM
FOX has no sense of humor, and that crabby bitch proves it. Is it because they`re all conservatives, or because thy`re all dippoos?

Both, lol

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Male 130
I am a satanist
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Male 46
It was a stupid joke and she over-reacted because she was live on air and didnt know what to do. Seriously how can you find it funny? Someone pretends to get hurt on the powertool... I dont remember the last time I saw a powertool being used and no-one pretending to get hurt on it.
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Female 1,397
I hate Fox. They suck the fun out of everything.
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Male 528
wow shes a bitch, i thought that was funny.
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Female 2,220
Totally uncalled for.
Good for her.
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Male 2,057
hehehe she made it funny
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Female 878
She probably just freaked out. > _ <
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Male 1,083
it seems to me like the problem wasnt the bike chain but the guy faking that hes going into a siezure type thing....
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Female 268
i also am tired of anytime a woman is pissed it`s instantly PMS. must be nice to be able to blow off women`s fealing by a three letter acronym. "oh what is her problem, must be PMS" no really, it has nothing to do with the neanderthal in front of me.
as for the reporter, she is completely justified, the guy was want his 15 minutes of fame and she wasn`t having it. good for her.
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Male 383
LMFAO @ Mani-Jack
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Male 3
How hard is it to fake a laugh and say "You guys are so silly!"?

Let an executive yell at them.

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Female 504
bad acting from the guy but they needed something to make that article interesting "watch as it saws straight through" yup that was `fast` alright....dont blame PMS everytime a woman gets stressed have you any idea how annoying it is? she was probs pissed cause she thought she`d lose her job :-P
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Female 785
"Real or fake, people getting hurt is just plain funny." I couldn`t agree more! I thought that was great! She`s just a bitch...
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Female 415
Jesus! how up tight can you get? It was a joke! what a mean person bag. Mabey she just hasnt gotten laid in forever...
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Male 11,739
God lady, get the dead animal out of your c*nt and get over it. It didn`t look real at all, it was just a guy being goofy. No one would get upset over it except a dumb bitch like you.
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Male 111
THis was just on the colbert report which makes it 100x more awsome than it already was. x3
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Female 131
Its funny when we know its fake, but maybe not to some poor person who didnt know it...
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Male 373
WTF? That bitch is freaking out about a joke, a bad one at that... they sucked with it, and she doesetn care they are showing the "kids" how to steal a bike?


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Male 259
uhhhhh why were they showing how to steal a bike? since when was theft leagal?
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Female 2,552
LMAO! Oh my God I wish I was watching that live.
Oh yes, becasue somebody on the New York streets wont see someone doing that too a bike? And it didn`t look like it was working.


I thought it was funny.

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Male 1,149
Meh
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Male 318
only pussies get offended
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Male 318
man ,what a bitch
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Female 409
i was watching when that happened...it was really funny. After the brake all the achor people were like "Yeah I have a 4 yr old nephew at home" or "Yes you did the right thing Jodi, that was uncalled for. There are so many children watching...." Most kids are watching cartoons at that time give me a break. It was funny though.
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Female 2,074
That really wasn`t cool. It was immature. But that old lady saying that it "wasn`t cool" was kind of stupid. She was too old to be saying "cool."

And you, for reading this, are gay.

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Male 227
Kids watching fox now thast the rea ljoke
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Male 1,225
Hell froze over... I agree with bigoldjeffry...
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Female 509
haha someone has sand in their vagina
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Male 18
Man, that lady was a bitch! I didn`t laugh at her going phyco, that just pissed me off! Funny ruse the guy pulled, though. :-)
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Male 314
Remember those nerds in school without a sense of humor? Those are the ones who get the nice jobs like this reporter, they get a makeover, they look nice, but deep inside, they are still tasteless nerds.
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Male 292
dude i hope she realized she was on live news... and I think a kid could handle watching someone choking because its not like they dont watch that kind of things on other channels.. come on
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Male 888
Not cool? What is she, the Cartman incarnate?

Though thats pretty immature for Live news.

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Female 5
That was not kool...LOL
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Female 1,784
I just noticed something onlt the guys are blaming it on pms and the only ppl that are on the reporters side is the girls *not maney mind you but the only ones who are, are the girls*
fuuuuny
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Female 46
I don`t think I hate anything worse than when a woman is trying to do her job and people blame it on PMS. She wasn`t a bitch, she was trying to get her job done while some asswipe was trying to be cool for the camera. It`s a dumb concept and whether or not it`s on the news it`s not cool to make people think you`re so seriously hurt.
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Female 1,784
first of all like a child is gonna watch the news, seconed like that is gonna freak out a child it was soo soo fake anybody could tell he didn`t get cut. and 3rd she gives us girls a bad name... what a *none nice word here*
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Male 154
oh...my..god i cant like beleive you did that! jeeze there are children watching. that was like so uncool..jeeze.


its people like this that creep me out

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Male 243
GJDDFGERDGSYTRFWHYKJER!!!!!!! stupid bitch
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Female 139
i watch fox 5 morning news almost everyday and i must defend jodi applegate (the news chick). i don`t think it`s fair that everyone is calling her a bitch that ate some bitch breakfast and drank bitch coffee blah... you can`t really judge her from that one clip. she has a great sense of humor and she`s always making jokes on air and being very witty. Yes that bit was a funny idea but it WAS TOO MUCH.
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Male 77
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Male 41
lol that reporter was an anusmuncher
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Female 119
"yeah MAN, im a reporter DUDE...i try to mantain people informed and that wasn`t COOL DUDE!" c`mon...seriously
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Male 2,781
HAHAHAHAH REMINDED ME OF THAT PRANK ABOUT THE ROOM WERE FILLED WITH BALLOONS!!!
HAHAHAHH THE DUDE WAS ALL LIKE
``LOOK AT ME BEING SERIOUS!" WHO PAID FOR THE AIR??!!
HAHAHAHA
WHAT A NUMBNUTS
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Male 103
CAN SOMEONE SAY PMS
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Male 198
FOX has no sense of humor, and that crabby bitch proves it. Is it because they`re all conservatives, or because thy`re all dippoos?
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Male 738
Mani-jac is right. The children already watching how to steal a bike are probably already seeing things like what that reporter did :)
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Male 451
SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
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Male 45
Actually, there ARE children that watch the news for you ignorant people out there.. oO

yah, the ones who grow up and want to be a lawyer or something that requres a very boring childlife. If i want the news. I go and look for it. I dont some fecking news show to tell me that Iraq is starting a war. How does that help me in life? HOW?!?!! "OH NO THERES A WAR! Lets continue doing what we were doing." thats what i did. NOBODY in america gave a poo about the war. They commented on it and such. But did your neighboor go to the army? no.. They stayed home and continued eating their cheetos and watched TV.

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Male 92
a little harsh
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Male 45
are there kids who actually watch the news? That news reporter was a total BITCH. A women has everything, ass,boobs, and face. WHY! WHY! do they have to spoil it with PMS.
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Male 210
Actually, there ARE children that watch the news for you ignorant people out there.. oO
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Male 743
cahalla said "Seriously guys, this was a serious matter. What if there was a 3 year old watching that? And they got traumatized from seeing that guy do that. Every time he sees a bike chained up, or hears a saw go off on the chains hes going to see that man falling down and screaming in pain. and of course he was too scared to see what it LOOKED like, so he closed his eyes and didnt see the man was really hurt. Honestly, this is why we can blame media for EVERYTHING, because its sh*t like this that makes us lose millions of dollars because of child therapy needs. Screw all you people, she wasnt a bitch, she was right. There are freakin children watching."bitch.
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Male 2,720
she rented the movie "Bitch in 60 Seconds" one time too many.
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Male 1,066
Haha.
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Male 743
metter said"PHOTOSHOPPED!!!111!11!1!!1!111!!"

I Say,metter,STAY OFF THE EFFING DRUGS!!!

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Male 354
SmagBoy1, it was Kyle`s mom, not Stan`s mom.

Anyway, I thought the prank was kind of funny, but a news broadcast is definitely the wrong place for it.

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Female 1,033
i think he was out of line and she was doing her effing job. you can`t just act all crazy on the news...not only do i think that what he did was "totally uncool" it was also lame and stupid and if that guy was my friend id feel bad for him. he made himself look like a moron.
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Female 228
hahaham that`s hilariouzzzxf
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Female 430
Why is ok for the news to show real dead bodies and is never concerned a child is watching? I saw the dead body of a child yesterday on the news and it upset me so, that did not...
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Male 3,842
That news reporter should have calmed down. She just came off looking crazy, with her hysterical yelling and screaming.

By the way, great observation by Mani-Jac ""There are children watching"....yeah right
You can`t make a bad joke because children will get upset, but you CAN teach them how to steal a bike....weird??"

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Male 181
Yes don`t act like you`re hurt on national television because it might warp fragile little minds


but stealing a bike with a powertool is ok

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Male 40
lmao that was funny but dude they are children hahahahahahahaha(breath)hahahahahahaha

this is steve singning off!

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Male 223
for a second there i really thought he slit his throat...
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Female 145
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Male 1,141
that lady is a b*tch and thinks shes so cool.
" that was not cool dude!!" f*cking stupid lady...theres no kids watching anyways
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Male 19
funniest thing ive ever seen
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Male 594
You know what? Shut up.

She has a good point.

I can`t stand stoner-losers who think EVERYTHING is funny. It`s not.

God, I hate the world.

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Male 1,289
haha....she got scared....lol......*AHHH AHHHH AHHHH*.....that was great.....
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Male 4,431
I think Cartman said it best when singing about Stan`s mom. C`mon, sing along, "Stan`s mom`s a bitch. She`s such a fuc..." anyway, you remember. :-)
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Female 386
lol why don`t u ever see that kinda stuff on tv??
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Male 239
She drank too many glasses of bitch
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Female 799
lmao, that woman was a bitch.
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Female 961
Seriously guys, this was a serious matter. What if there was a 3 year old watching that? And they got traumatized from seeing that guy do that. Every time he sees a bike chained up, or hears a saw go off on the chains hes going to see that man falling down and screaming in pain. and of course he was too scared to see what it LOOKED like, so he closed his eyes and didnt see the man was really hurt. Honestly, this is why we can blame media for EVERYTHING, because its sh*t like this that makes us lose millions of dollars because of child therapy needs. Screw all you people, she wasnt a bitch, she was right. There are freakin children watching.

..seriously. media is to blame. the freakin children are watching,man.


:-)

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Female 411
lmao. happy one hundred to me. actually one hundred one since i missed the other one i think..
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Female 584
That woman is a wanky bitch. Thank you.
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Male 81
at first i thought the guy was the reporter, but hyeah, she just cant take a joke
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Female 552
she`s a mega-bitch
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Male 1,725
geek_nimrod
Monday, July 31, 2006 2:38:29 AM
Someone ate too many bitch flakes for breakfast.

hahaha i no watcha mean

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Male 468
[quote]On 7/31/2006 4:06:31 AM Mani-Jac wrote: "There are children watching"....yeah right You can`t make a bad joke because children will get upset, but you CAN teach them how to steal a bike....weird??[/quote]

you make an excellent point there. Well done.

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Female 79
she sucked big style lol
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Female 532
Well, SOMEBODY`S not going to be doing live news for a while.
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Female 1,007
He wasn`t even funny, though. Just lame and over-acting.
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Male 4,393
"Someone ate too many bitch flakes for breakfast" and she needs a [email protected]#$ life. Offlinegibsonsga73
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
153 Posts Monday, July 31, 2006 10:10:13 AM
NO CHILDREN WATCH FOX 5 "NEWS", YOU ARE A BITCH GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that right 2 :P
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Male 4
oh lol...
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Male 268
NO CHILDREN WATCH FOX 5 "NEWS", YOU ARE A BITCH GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
METTER STOP SAYING "PHOTOSHOPPED FOR EVERY POST, I SEE Monday, July 31, 2006 3:04:38 AM
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!111!11!1!!1!111!! ON EVERY SINGLE THING!!iim done yelling, that girl is a bitch
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Male 1,478
Oh man that was hilarious. I know i would have done that. oh, and mani-jac "You can`t make a bad joke because children will get upset, but you CAN teach them how to steal a bike....weird??"

I TOTALLY AGREE.

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Male 731
manijac ur the most enlightened person on iab
i worship you!
:-P
seriously i wish i whas such a bright thinker
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Male 731
"There are children watching"....yeah right
You can`t make a bad joke because children will get upset, but you CAN teach them how to steal a bike....weird??
so true
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Female 837
lmfao @ numbskull`s comment.

Yeaaah... I definitely wouldn`t want to get on her bad side. She`s scary. o_o

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Male 157
gee, someone needs to get laid...
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Male 106
YO < YO STRESSY BIATCH!
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Male 144
im gonna cut my hand trying to steal a bike and sue them for showing me how
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Female 471
I feel sorry for her husband
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Male 2,567
lolz
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Male 24
Wow! I think "Mr. News Reporter" has maybe been neglecting his duties... Yikes! Imagine being married to her and living with that for years on end? :-O

- FV

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Male 135
Ah, we on the internet have an easy time judging what should be found funny by people in a cuthroat professional bussiness that have no room for error and no need for angry letters from parents and consumer watchdog groups.

Here`s to all you fine folks on the internet: here`s hoping you`re never in a position of responsibility, cause then we`re all just f*cked.

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Male 8
What a bitch..
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Male 158
ilovemonkey has a point
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Male 158
she is uncool
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Male 458
Just can`t take a joke. What crawled up her ass and died?
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Female 338
Mani-Jac -"There are children watching"....yeah right
You can`t make a bad joke because children will get upset, but you CAN teach them how to steal a bike....weird??

haha Very True.

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Male 908
Bahahahahaha Bitch flakes...incredibly funny...
First post ever <3 finally it doesnt require a email to register
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Male 359
kids dont watch the news, what a bitch
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Male 1,354
She was wrong. It was both funny and cool. "On our air." Sheesh! Shaddup!
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Male 193
He was an ass, she was a bitch...Match made in heaven.
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Male 122
Real or fake, people getting hurt is just plain funny.
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Male 733
lol... w/e crazy news reporter dude
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Male 919
Who tgives a poo about kids, they must had laugh out loud...but that girl wus a real HOEE!!!
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Male 1,526
hmm, NO that wanst cool...dudette
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Male 2,306
BIOTCH!
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Male 2,586
woo cheesecar! u got it in one :-D
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Male 1,016
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!111!11!1!!1!111!!
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Male 803
*cough* PMS *cough*
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Male 178
sry mrs.lady-person ur FIRED
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Male 101
well we know whos getting fired.
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Female 104
"Someone ate too many bitch flakes for breakfast" lol so true
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Male 178
those poor children (sob)
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Female 370
Someone ate too many bitch flakes for breakfast.
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Female 695
gosh, she needs a life
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Female 350
Someone needs a sense if humor...
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Male 82
"Totally Uncool!"
lol She was totally like Dont blame me!!
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Female 300
that was funny, she was just a bitch
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Male 623
jeez... a little harsh
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Female 285
wow. some people just can`t take a joke.
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Male 98
well i thought it was funny and the reporter was a bitch
(first post)
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Male 10,115
Link: Bike Theft Ruse on Fox News [Rate Link] - Reporter doesn`t seem to think it`s very funny.
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