Bad Kisser

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
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Woman ruins the mood with a bad kiss. I love the excuses he comes up with.
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Female 152
lmfao. "I think I`m gay"

hahahhahhaa.

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Female 50
Not that funny except "i think i`m gay... i got a wife"
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Female 127
never in my whole life have I seen a girl kiss a guy like that.Ok,she nearly swallowed his head.I just don`t think ANY girl,no wait any PERSON could ever kiss like that unless they intended to do so.
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Female 1,603
Shes a butter face and a butter body. GROSSSSSSS
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Female 32
He kinda sounded like...a dying moose or something.
And she looked sort of old.
And i couldnt take my eyes off that MOLE ON HIS FOREHEAD.
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Female 37
uhhh...ok?? O_o
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Female 316
[quote]On 7/9/2006 3:53:14 AM deaf_woman wrote: On a different note: isn`t the Windows Media Player thing annoying for anyone else? I find it "buffers" (loads!?) for far too long, and then re-interrupts, to "buffer" some more, the playback as well. Yep.[/quote]


agreed.

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Female 205
I found it odd. Just odd.

Funnier still are the comments. Especially Irishchik92`s. Very funny.

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Female 264
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Female 50
umm it was creepy... who kisses like that? why did he go out with her if he has a "wife and blind child?" lol but it was still funny
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Male 4,246
Wow, weird. "Grow up" is what we tell people who brag about being first to post.
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Female 12
Would you all stop trying to sound so tough? Who gives a poo if someone put the "first" thing there! They could do whatever they want!
GROW UP.
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Male 4,246
Wow, there sure are a lot of haters on this site. I`ll ignore any comments about her looks, and instead focus on the fact that SHE was making the noise, most likely to get rid of him. There, does everyone get it now?
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Female 149
immagine if she was uglier!
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Female 294
wtf! i loved his excuses
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Female 138
Lol
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Female 572
SECOND POST WOOOWEEEEE
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Female 665
hahaha. i love his excuse... "you know.. i think i`m gay.." then he proceeds with "married... child... blind..." hahahahah oh that`s good.
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Female 117
whoa, that was funny.
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Male 451
haha i think im gay
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Male 587
LOL
i think im gay...
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Female 1,697
lol she looks like a pig with that nose. however said she is hot is under drugs
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Male 51
That chick was uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly.
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Female 403
hahaha love it
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Female 797
The lighting just made her look like a man

I bet if it was very bright she`d actually look like a woman

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Male 368
this wasn`t all that.
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Male 1,478
DeathsAngel, Shut up. The only time first posting is good is when it`s me.

*Lets out a long loud fart*

Sorry i had too much sugar. i`m a bit crazy.

...


I SAID MINUS!

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Male 1,586
FIRST POST!!
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Female 504
i love this program but i hate the woman in it! she pisses me right off!
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Female 552
god she is fugly...wait they both are fugly
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Female 25
oooh that was so wrong
was that woman a man?
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Female 695
that woman scares me
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Male 55
I`m never down for gay man on man action

this burned my retinas

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Female 231
that girl was not hot!!
what is rong with u people!
she wassss ugly! and her nose! its like... there is no nose just two holes in her face...
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Female 837
LMFAO. That made me smile... "I think I`m gay. I`ve a wife. and a child... he`s blind... handicapped... you know..." That was great.
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Female 411
Stupid as hell.
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Female 161
lol kinda stupid but ok
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Female 249
She was hot.
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Male 126
[quote]I only got sound effects, but it sounded kinda like someone was vomitting in the other one`s face. [/quote]
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Male 1,425
What the shiz? haha..random.
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Male 323
Damn That chick is ugly, I mean just daaammmnn..
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Male 1,866
whoever thinks she`s hot needs to pour boiled water down their throat.
look at that freaking nose.
she looks like one of those girls that as teenagers is desperate for boys and attention so they dress like sluts.
:P
she`s ugly.
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Female 797
that was sooo stupid it was funny
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Male 1,141
haha " i think i;m gay...i have a wife.. and a child...whos blind.."
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Female 350
Wow.... just.... wow..
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Male 62
that was a weird...... kiss..... anyway that was funny and i got a few chuckles
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Female 182
you guys all have issues. :]
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Female 165
Honestly? Who would kiss keep kissing a guy making that hideous noise?

And who would kiss that butt ugly wo/man in the first place?!?

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Male 159
Sunday, July 09, 2006 10:20:07 AM
"Best excuse ever. Oh and to the guy that says he has used the im guy thing. y dont you just tell them that they are dog ugly(not unlike the "chic" in this clip)"

Because I don`t like hurting other`s feelings. Plus, they weren`t ugly either. It`s a bit complicated. :-P

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Female 460
lol that reminds me of that one episode of Rescue Me where Idina Menzel plays a g/f of some guy and she played this horrid kisser so he tells her that he is gay lol
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Male 30
Haha , that shows Man stroke woman ,its played here in the UK on BBC3.

Not the funnest sketch show , but it has its ( often weird ) moments.

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Male 136
The Dude was making the noise because the ass ugly girl was kissing him
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Male 319
they`re fugly
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Female 879
I thought that was funny....I totally laughed
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Female 114
The excuse was just `I`m gay. And I have a wife. And a kid. Who`s handicapped, you know? And blind`

Not very amusing =/

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Female 1,944
who was makin that noise? the guy or the guy-girl?
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Female 163
If he had been honest and told her how he would like to be kissed, they both could have had a good time. But I guess that wouldn`t have been very funny...God I`m a nerd.
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Male 59
I loved the sounds he kept making. Classic
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Male 2,057
i think the clip is from Man/Woman
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Female 44
i think the comments are more funny than the video lmao
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Female 211
lmao !
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Female 2,552
Lmao! But it`s sad that he doens`t want to go out with her anymore because of how she kisses. That`s stupid .. but funny!
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Male 94
Best excuse ever. Oh and to the guy that says he has used the im guy thing. y dont you just tell them that they are dog ugly(not unlike the "chic" in this clip)
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Male 451
thats from `grown-ups` i think
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Female 572
Yeah deaf woman, media player irritates me too, and if you have songs playing on media player in a different window, then you press pause/play on the keyboard to stop the music, the video plays instead, then it hasn`t `buffed`?" long enough, so gets messed up and you`ve gotta start again...>-(

hmm

ok rant over

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Female 811
My computer was buffering for ages, and I was disappointed. The BBC only show crap stuff like this on sky bless `em. It was pretty crap.
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Male 12
whaaaat shes damn hot. i cant tell whats going on though. he just makes noises. oh and whats this butterface stuff? we say `prawn` here... like shes a prawn.. (keep the body throw away the head)
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Male 159
How is that the best excuse? I`ve used the "I am gay" liner plenty of times to get out the moochy situation. Probably years before this program was made.

(I`m straight btw, which makes me a big liar, lol)

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Female 184
lol.

original post, I know.

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Female 132
Oooh BBC3! Yay! British link!
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Male 2,486
Huh.. Yeah.. Why is he making out with that in the first place?
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Female 1,463
rite thts just strange but the excuse is funny
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Female 408
Well that was sh*te. Not funny and the girl was ugly. She had a Micheal Jackson nose.
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Male 747
he should win an award for best excuse
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Female 43
Man Stroke Woman, that program is usually so funny but the scene doesn`t do it justice...
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Male 609
WTF did i just watch?
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Female 1,071
my sound is acting up on this sh*tty computer- what are the excuses? Just that hes gay?
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Male 2,720
On a different note:

isn`t the Windows Media Player thing annoying for anyone else? I find it "buffers" (loads!?) for far too long, and then re-interrupts, to "buffer" some more, the playback as well.

Yep.

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Male 1,496
i dun get it.
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Male 242
yah, butterface definitely...she was looking very mannish......weird bit though, great excuses i might add
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Male 128
yea that was from war at home
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Male 377
oh, ok.
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Male 979
yeah it`s butter face i was just trying to explain it better.
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Female 32
*chuckles to herself* it sounds like he`s choking on her tounge...he shud get use to that kind of thing if hes gay...lol
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Male 377
I thought it was butter face not but-her-face.
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Male 377
^^^ You don`t know butter face or but-her-face? It means that her body is good but-her-face.
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Male 979
i did it wrong :(

shes a "butter face" as in everything is good "but - her - face"

it was on some tv show a while ago

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Male 1,016
^^what i dont get it..?
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Male 979
but-her-face

`nuff said

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Male 128
u sure that was a chick poor guy
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Female 1,033
lol
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Male 52
The guy was. I think she was biting his tounge.
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Male 334
i can`t figure it out!
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Male 334
first of all, she is butt ugly

second of all, who the hell was making all that noise??

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Male 52
Yeah!!! WELL, WELL.....

GOKU GET HIM!!! YAAARRR!!!!

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Male 7
Kreaol, you`re a dick, and I`m sure she looks alot better than anything you`ve had. You like anime, your opinion doesn`t count.
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Female 1,211
and a child. he`s blind. handicapped, you know...
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Male 132
Quit with the goddamn first post sh*t. And that guy`s a genius with those excuses.
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Male 52
Hey, he`s a farmer, what you expect?
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Female 45
she....looks like a man...this was not funny. a cross between "dude, where`s my car" and "the exorcist".
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Male 1,550
pretty darned hot??? she looks like a dog
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Male 7
Bad kisser or not, she still is pretty darned hot.
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Male 1,016
stop with the 1st

anyways this is funny

"i htink im gay"

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Female 169
What the drat? Who kisses like that? That was really freaking weird...o_O
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Male 10,115
Link: Bad Kisser [Rate Link] - Woman ruins the mood with a bad kiss. I love the excuses he comes up with.
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