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Rating: 3.1
Category: Funny
Date: 07/09/06 02:16 AM

105 Responses to Bad Kisser

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 1:16 pm
    Link: Bad Kisser - Woman ruins the mood with a bad kiss. I love the excuses he comes up with.
  2. Profile photo of chaosgirl
    chaosgirl Female 13-17
    169 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:28 am
    What the drat? Who kisses like that? That was really freaking weird...o_O
  3. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:28 am
    stop with the 1st

    anyways this is funny

    "i htink im gay"

  4. Profile photo of Farmeratwork
    Farmeratwork Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:31 am
    Bad kisser or not, she still is pretty darned hot.
  5. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:34 am
    pretty darned hot??? she looks like a dog
  6. Profile photo of Niff
    Niff Female 13-17
    45 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:34 am
    she....looks like a man...this was not funny. a cross between "dude, where`s my car" and "the exorcist".
  7. Profile photo of Kreaol
    Kreaol Male 18-29
    52 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:36 am
    Hey, he`s a farmer, what you expect?
  8. Profile photo of Lockee
    Lockee Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:37 am
    Quit with the goddamn first post sh*t. And that guy`s a genius with those excuses.
  9. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:39 am
    and a child. he`s blind. handicapped, you know...
  10. Profile photo of Farmeratwork
    Farmeratwork Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:40 am
    Kreaol, you`re a dick, and I`m sure she looks alot better than anything you`ve had. You like anime, your opinion doesn`t count.
  11. Profile photo of Kreaol
    Kreaol Male 18-29
    52 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:41 am
    Yeah!!! WELL, WELL.....

    GOKU GET HIM!!! YAAARRR!!!!

  12. Profile photo of mrwnt
    mrwnt Male 18-29
    334 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:43 am
    first of all, she is butt ugly

    second of all, who the hell was making all that noise??

  13. Profile photo of mrwnt
    mrwnt Male 18-29
    334 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:43 am
    i can`t figure it out!
  14. Profile photo of Kreaol
    Kreaol Male 18-29
    52 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:44 am
    The guy was. I think she was biting his tounge.
  15. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:45 am
    lol
  16. Profile photo of spikyfred
    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:46 am
    u sure that was a chick poor guy
  17. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:49 am
    but-her-face

    `nuff said

  18. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 2:58 am
    ^^what i dont get it..?
  19. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 3:04 am
    i did it wrong :(

    shes a "butter face" as in everything is good "but - her - face"

    it was on some tv show a while ago

  20. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 3:04 am
    ^^^ You don`t know butter face or but-her-face? It means that her body is good but-her-face.
  21. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 3:04 am
    I thought it was butter face not but-her-face.
  22. Profile photo of curvey_cutey
    curvey_cutey Female 18-29
    32 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 3:06 am
    *chuckles to herself* it sounds like he`s choking on her tounge...he shud get use to that kind of thing if hes gay...lol
  23. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 3:09 am
    yeah it`s butter face i was just trying to explain it better.
  24. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 3:12 am
    oh, ok.
  25. Profile photo of spikyfred
    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 3:14 am
    yea that was from war at home
  26. Profile photo of Spriggan666
    Spriggan666 Male 18-29
    242 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 3:14 am
    yah, butterface definitely...she was looking very mannish......weird bit though, great excuses i might add
  27. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 3:27 am
    i dun get it.
  28. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 3:53 am
    On a different note:

    isn`t the Windows Media Player thing annoying for anyone else? I find it "buffers" (loads!?) for far too long, and then re-interrupts, to "buffer" some more, the playback as well.

    Yep.

  29. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 4:00 am
    my sound is acting up on this sh*tty computer- what are the excuses? Just that hes gay?
  30. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 4:42 am
    WTF did i just watch?
  31. Profile photo of holybagel
    holybagel Female 18-29
    43 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 5:19 am
    Man Stroke Woman, that program is usually so funny but the scene doesn`t do it justice...
  32. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 5:29 am
    he should win an award for best excuse
  33. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 5:50 am
    Well that was sh*te. Not funny and the girl was ugly. She had a Micheal Jackson nose.
  34. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 5:51 am
    rite thts just strange but the excuse is funny
  35. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 6:47 am
    Huh.. Yeah.. Why is he making out with that in the first place?
  36. Profile photo of Scrounger
    Scrounger Female 13-17
    132 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 7:05 am
    Oooh BBC3! Yay! British link!
  37. Profile photo of Pyreamagic
    Pyreamagic Female 13-17
    185 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 7:16 am
    lol.

    original post, I know.

  38. Profile photo of Omi
    Omi Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 7:32 am
    How is that the best excuse? I`ve used the "I am gay" liner plenty of times to get out the moochy situation. Probably years before this program was made.

    (I`m straight btw, which makes me a big liar, lol)

  39. Profile photo of shiggiddy
    shiggiddy Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 7:34 am
    whaaaat shes damn hot. i cant tell whats going on though. he just makes noises. oh and whats this butterface stuff? we say `prawn` here... like shes a prawn.. (keep the body throw away the head)
  40. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 8:17 am
    My computer was buffering for ages, and I was disappointed. The BBC only show crap stuff like this on sky bless `em. It was pretty crap.
  41. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 9:38 am
    Yeah deaf woman, media player irritates me too, and if you have songs playing on media player in a different window, then you press pause/play on the keyboard to stop the music, the video plays instead, then it hasn`t `buffed`?" long enough, so gets messed up and you`ve gotta start again...>-(

    hmm

    ok rant over

  42. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 10:02 am
    thats from `grown-ups` i think
  43. Profile photo of DrRitchie
    DrRitchie Male 18-29
    94 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 10:20 am
    Best excuse ever. Oh and to the guy that says he has used the im guy thing. y dont you just tell them that they are dog ugly(not unlike the "chic" in this clip)
  44. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 10:21 am
    Lmao! But it`s sad that he doens`t want to go out with her anymore because of how she kisses. That`s stupid .. but funny!
  45. Profile photo of x-walshie-x
    x-walshie-x Female 13-17
    211 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 10:32 am
    lmao !
  46. Profile photo of xXBOREDxX
    xXBOREDxX Female 13-17
    44 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 10:41 am
    i think the comments are more funny than the video lmao
  47. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 10:52 am
    i think the clip is from Man/Woman
  48. Profile photo of USMarine0411
    USMarine0411 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 10:58 am
    I loved the sounds he kept making. Classic
  49. Profile photo of WistfulEarth
    WistfulEarth Female 18-29
    163 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 11:35 am
    If he had been honest and told her how he would like to be kissed, they both could have had a good time. But I guess that wouldn`t have been very funny...God I`m a nerd.
  50. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 11:37 am
    who was makin that noise? the guy or the guy-girl?
  51. Profile photo of dkny
    dkny Female 13-17
    114 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 11:41 am
    The excuse was just `I`m gay. And I have a wife. And a kid. Who`s handicapped, you know? And blind`

    Not very amusing =/

  52. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    I thought that was funny....I totally laughed
  53. Profile photo of lacker239
    lacker239 Male 13-17
    319 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 1:22 pm
    they`re fugly
  54. Profile photo of Jcheats
    Jcheats Male 13-17
    137 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 1:44 pm
    The Dude was making the noise because the ass ugly girl was kissing him
  55. Profile photo of YanR
    YanR Male 13-17
    30 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 1:57 pm
    Haha , that shows Man stroke woman ,its played here in the UK on BBC3.

    Not the funnest sketch show , but it has its ( often weird ) moments.

  56. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    lol that reminds me of that one episode of Rescue Me where Idina Menzel plays a g/f of some guy and she played this horrid kisser so he tells her that he is gay lol
  57. Profile photo of Omi
    Omi Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    Sunday, July 09, 2006 10:20:07 AM
    "Best excuse ever. Oh and to the guy that says he has used the im guy thing. y dont you just tell them that they are dog ugly(not unlike the "chic" in this clip)"

    Because I don`t like hurting other`s feelings. Plus, they weren`t ugly either. It`s a bit complicated. :-P

  58. Profile photo of jennwisner
    jennwisner Female 18-29
    165 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 5:31 pm
    Honestly? Who would kiss keep kissing a guy making that hideous noise?

    And who would kiss that butt ugly wo/man in the first place?!?

  59. Profile photo of xevilkinevil
    xevilkinevil Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 7:07 pm
    you guys all have issues. :]
  60. Profile photo of manny-latino
    manny-latino Male 13-17
    62 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 7:07 pm
    that was a weird...... kiss..... anyway that was funny and i got a few chuckles
  61. Profile photo of Bondagevamp
    Bondagevamp Female 18-29
    350 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 7:36 pm
    Wow.... just.... wow..
  62. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 7:46 pm
    haha " i think i;m gay...i have a wife.. and a child...whos blind.."
  63. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 8:06 pm
    that was sooo stupid it was funny
  64. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 9:07 pm
    whoever thinks she`s hot needs to pour boiled water down their throat.
    look at that freaking nose.
    she looks like one of those girls that as teenagers is desperate for boys and attention so they dress like sluts.
    :P
    she`s ugly.
  65. Profile photo of 7mile
    7mile Male 70 & Over
    323 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 10:57 pm
    Damn That chick is ugly, I mean just daaammmnn..
  66. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:33 am
    What the shiz? haha..random.
  67. Profile photo of crippled_guy
    crippled_guy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:37 am
    I only got sound effects, but it sounded kinda like someone was vomitting in the other one`s face.
  68. Profile photo of miss-spawn
    miss-spawn Female 18-29
    249 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:39 am
    She was hot.
  69. Profile photo of rach46
    rach46 Female 13-17
    161 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:48 am
    lol kinda stupid but ok
  70. Profile photo of _CRYN_OUT_
    _CRYN_OUT_ Female 18-29
    411 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:52 am
    Stupid as hell.
  71. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:53 am
    LMFAO. That made me smile... "I think I`m gay. I`ve a wife. and a child... he`s blind... handicapped... you know..." That was great.
  72. Profile photo of kingpoopoo
    kingpoopoo Female 13-17
    231 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:35 am
    that girl was not hot!!
    what is rong with u people!
    she wassss ugly! and her nose! its like... there is no nose just two holes in her face...
  73. Profile photo of TonyPerkins
    TonyPerkins Male 18-29
    55 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:36 am
    I`m never down for gay man on man action

    this burned my retinas

  74. Profile photo of irred
    irred Female 13-17
    695 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:52 am
    that woman scares me
  75. Profile photo of babyblue2067
    babyblue2067 Female 13-17
    25 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    oooh that was so wrong
    was that woman a man?
  76. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    god she is fugly...wait they both are fugly
  77. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 1:50 pm
    i love this program but i hate the woman in it! she pisses me right off!
  78. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 2:04 pm
    FIRST POST!!
  79. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 3:01 pm
    DeathsAngel, Shut up. The only time first posting is good is when it`s me.

    *Lets out a long loud fart*

    Sorry i had too much sugar. i`m a bit crazy.

    ...


    I SAID MINUS!

  80. Profile photo of DHF
    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    this wasn`t all that.
  81. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    The lighting just made her look like a man

    I bet if it was very bright she`d actually look like a woman

  82. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 5:00 pm
    hahaha love it
  83. Profile photo of 83N7L3Y
    83N7L3Y Male 13-17
    51 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 6:06 pm
    That chick was uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly.
  84. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 6:37 pm
    lol she looks like a pig with that nose. however said she is hot is under drugs
  85. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 7:24 pm
    LOL
    i think im gay...
  86. Profile photo of HairyEyeball
    HairyEyeball Male 13-17
    451 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 9:56 pm
    haha i think im gay
  87. Profile photo of automaticgrl
    automaticgrl Female 13-17
    117 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 10:14 pm
    whoa, that was funny.
  88. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 10:15 pm
    hahaha. i love his excuse... "you know.. i think i`m gay.." then he proceeds with "married... child... blind..." hahahahah oh that`s good.
  89. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 6:52 am
    SECOND POST WOOOWEEEEE
  90. Profile photo of Fussy
    Fussy Female 13-17
    138 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 9:54 am
    Lol
  91. Profile photo of pumpie2
    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 2:26 pm
    wtf! i loved his excuses
  92. Profile photo of kmskmskms
    kmskmskms Female 13-17
    149 posts
    July 11, 2006 at 11:59 pm
    immagine if she was uglier!
  93. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 1:58 am
    Wow, there sure are a lot of haters on this site. I`ll ignore any comments about her looks, and instead focus on the fact that SHE was making the noise, most likely to get rid of him. There, does everyone get it now?
  94. Profile photo of Irishchik92
    Irishchik92 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 11:42 am
    Would you all stop trying to sound so tough? Who gives a poo if someone put the "first" thing there! They could do whatever they want!
    GROW UP.
  95. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 3:51 am
    Wow, weird. "Grow up" is what we tell people who brag about being first to post.
  96. Profile photo of kb_cake
    kb_cake Female 30-39
    50 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 9:09 pm
    umm it was creepy... who kisses like that? why did he go out with her if he has a "wife and blind child?" lol but it was still funny
  97. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 15, 2006 at 8:08 pm
    :[
  98. Profile photo of celticzaida
    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    July 15, 2006 at 8:24 pm
    I found it odd. Just odd.

    Funnier still are the comments. Especially Irishchik92`s. Very funny.

  99. Profile photo of mostclever
    mostclever Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 15, 2006 at 8:28 pm
    On 7/9/2006 3:53:14 AM deaf_woman wrote: On a different note: isn`t the Windows Media Player thing annoying for anyone else? I find it "buffers" (loads!?) for far too long, and then re-interrupts, to "buffer" some more, the playback as well. Yep.


    agreed.

  100. Profile photo of syns_101
    syns_101 Female 13-17
    37 posts
    July 16, 2006 at 11:24 pm
    uhhh...ok?? O_o
  101. Profile photo of iloveeddie
    iloveeddie Female 13-17
    32 posts
    July 17, 2006 at 2:16 am
    He kinda sounded like...a dying moose or something.
    And she looked sort of old.
    And i couldnt take my eyes off that MOLE ON HIS FOREHEAD.
  102. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    July 23, 2006 at 3:03 am
    Shes a butter face and a butter body. GROSSSSSSS
  103. Profile photo of All4nothing
    All4nothing Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 4, 2006 at 2:51 pm
    never in my whole life have I seen a girl kiss a guy like that.Ok,she nearly swallowed his head.I just don`t think ANY girl,no wait any PERSON could ever kiss like that unless they intended to do so.
  104. Profile photo of sexyspandex1
    sexyspandex1 Female 13-17
    50 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 2:55 pm
    Not that funny except "i think i`m gay... i got a wife"
  105. Profile photo of BABYWENDY
    BABYWENDY Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 5:45 am
    lmfao. "I think I`m gay"

    hahahhahhaa.

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