11 Foolish Ways We Spoil Our Kids

Submitted by: TruEf 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.americaninventorspot.com/spoil_our_kids

Collection of stuff for spoiling kids.
There are 111 comments:
Female 363
Hey... I`m fifteen and I want one of those houses... maybe I`ll ask my mommy to buy me one for my birthday in October. Haha. Yeah. Not gonna happen.
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Male 246
the little mansion is bigger than most houses, and its only 20 sumthin grand, im gona get one for me!
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Male 199
ok wtf...are people dumb? i mean first off why kind of sick parent would force there kids to move away from friends, all you people that say the adults are right for that reason are sick. granted the kids only 4 so it wouldnt really matter to her but how does not wanting to move away from her friends make her a brat? and i think there should more be a story on how adults let there kids do to much. I work in a hardware store andpeople let their 3 year olds jsut run around. ITS A HARDWARE STORE jeesus parents are stupid sometimes if you dont want to deal with your kid leave it with a friend or at home.
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Female 1,603
LOL @ the diamond pacifier!
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Female 587
The diamond encrusted pacifier was given to brad and angelina jolie as a gift when their new baby was born, it is worth crazy amounts of money, it is stupidly expensive!
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Female 100
I`d have loved a mini-mansion growing up. Of course, they would`ve had to get it when I was a very little kid. I got so tall so fast I wouldn`t have been able to get through the door by the time I was eight...

Still, I`d like to see something like that at some of these kids` amusement parks, so that kids could come from all over and enjoy it while they were young and small enough.

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Male 2,781
INTERESTING HOW TIMES CHANGE...

I USED TO FIGHT WITH MY BROTHER WITH BROOMHANDLES FOR SWORDS. WE ALSO MADE SOME COOL SWORDS WITH TREE BRANCHES. PRETTY COOL. AND ARMOR WITH CARDBOARD BOXES. WE ALSO MADE OUR OWN SLINGSHOTS, BOWS AND ARROWS WITH PADDED POINTS AND BOWCASTERS AND WE HAD A BLAST. OUR DAD NEVER FOUND OUT. WE HAD THE MOST FUN WITH THE THINGS WE MADE.
WE DID GET BIKES, BADASS TONKA TRUCKS, SPORTS BALLS. WE WEREN`T REALLY SPOILED. WE SHARED EVERYTHING WITH OUR FRIENDS. AND WE COULD ONLY PLAY AFTER OUR CHORES AND HOMEWORK WAS DONE.
USUALLY WE SPENT OUR TIME WITH OUR COUSINS HORSERIDING OR GOING SWIMMING OR PLAYING SOCCER, BASEBALL, KICKBALL, FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL.
IN MY OPINION KIDS NOWADAYS NEED TO PLAY PHYSICAL SPORTS MORE. MY NEPHEW AND NIECE SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME WITH THEIR XBOX. THEY PLAY THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER.
ANYWAY MY CHILDHOOD WAS BADASS.
/RANT OVER

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Female 297
hey i`m a checkout chick at a supermarket, so i`ve seen a lotta bratty kids. a friend of the family has a little girl, she`s not even three yet, and she`s got her own tv and dvd player in her room. how pooty is that? i got mine for my 18 birthday. when i was little we used to do stuff like play power rangers or make up an imaginary zoo out of milk crates. it was great fun
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Male 1,478
IF I HAD A BABY I`D EAT IT HAHAHA!
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Female 531
Dating?
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Male 2,703
no, its because im engaged, not married yet, and there is nothing there to state engaged...

i guess i DID fill it out.

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Male 2,958
ok. it`s just you filled almost everything else out, one would think you`d include the fact that you`ve dedicated your life to someone.

I`m not trying to argue here, I`m just trying to explain why cindy thinks you`re single.

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Male 2,703
its called not caring about your IAB profile, notice i still have the noob picture on there as well, i dont care about profiles on the internet.
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Male 2,958
-who said anything about being single?-

your profile...it says you`re single and you joined 5 months ago...so unless you hooked up with someone and married them within 5 months, it would be one`s guess that you`re single.

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Male 2,703
ummmm 1, not single, 2, one child. who said anything about being single?

i do FINALLY agree with you on one point, efighting is stupid, and ill just ignore your posts and yours mine. nice doing business with you.

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Female 531
Oh, and before anyone gets insulted, I have nothing against young parents or single parents. However having more than one child at age 21, on top of being single, seems extremely irresponsible in my book.
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Female 531
*snicker* You`re cute when you`re ignorant.

You have some issues that I truly think you need to work through, and I can`t do anything to help you at this time. You`re 21, single, and you have children. That worries me.
Plus, I asked you something and you completely ignored it. I`m not surprised.
BUT, as much as I enjoy meaningless arguing online, I think I`m done here. You can call it what you want. :-X

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Male 2,703
so, are you saying that violence against men is alright? are you teaching your children to be sexist pigs as most america does? violence against ANYONE is a felony, so shut the hell up with the "against women". if women TRUELY wanted equal rights, they would be required to sign up for the draft (selective service). i teach my children equality, and its ok to slap a bitch, but not ok to slap women, so its ok to slap you.
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Female 531
Hooking up over IAB? Are you serious? I`m not sure what you`re getting at there. I`ve been with my husband for 12 yrs. July 15, 1994. )-|
Also, as far as your "slaps bitch" comment, I`m not impressed. Violence against women is a felony. Do you teach that to your children as well?
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Male 2,703
and cindy, just so you know, i DO have my own children, dont assume things, because you make an ass out of you in front of me. *slaps b*tch* and take that damn phone away from your spoiled kid, and get a life hooking up with someone from iab over the internet. it seems i have a significant other in my life, you are the one that have failed to keep one....sucks to be you.
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Female 2,244
Okay I want a Swarovski Pez dispenser now!
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Female 98
I`ll laugh at them when they grow up not knowing how to spend and save.
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Female 32
i love the dummy!
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Female 531
Emomommy? Please, Brandon, give me a little credit. Haha! I do have a MySpace, but I`m JuJuBee. And I`m only 30. :-)
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Male 2,958
-Nope, wasn`t me.
Did you really get a message at MySpace, or was that just a clever ruse to get me to check out your page?-

As much as I`d love to take credit for being clever, it wasn`t. I got a message from an `emomommy` who is 32 and asking why I didn`t hang around youthink as much as IAB. I noticed she didn`t have any son (at least that`s what I gathered from the pictures) so I didn`t think it was you, just thought I`d make sure.

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Female 531
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*gasp*
Haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh my goodness, I think I peed a little. IkeRay, you`re a silly boy.
I originally had a paragraph going, trying to explain this to you. But, in all honesty, I don`t have to explain it to you.
I`m glad you`re so perfect. I can`t wait for you to have your own kids. Oh wait, you need a woman for that. My bad.

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Male 2,703

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Female 797
IkeRay SHUT UP!
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Female 797
My parents never got me any of those. But I`d probably get my kids one of those(If I ever have any)LOL
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Male 2,703
no, im judging your family by 1, your lazyness to actually know where your child is at all times. as we grew up, we couldnt leave the block. simple as hell for her to open up the door and yell for us to come in, or walk out there. and if we werent outside (say, it was raining), she had the neighbor`s phone numbers of the house we were at. hmmmm, if you were a responsible parent, you would have the phone number for the houses that your child likes to play at, and if he is in the street and more than a block away, i dont think that is very safe. im not bitter at all about your son having a cell phone, im just pointing out the fact that you are spoiling him and refusing to see it. thats like someone who has 20 accidents on their records and critiquing someone`s driving....you arent allowed to. and trackphone or not, its still a "cell" phone, get over yourself b*tch!
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Female 576
i really like the gold & diamond pacifier.. it was soo adorable!
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Female 178
Damn, I missed my hundreth post!
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Female 178
I WANT that playhouse!! In hindsight though, I could probably not buy it and use the money to get the real thing. And waah! Spoilers left again.
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Female 531
Nope, wasn`t me.
Did you really get a message at MySpace, or was that just a clever ruse to get me to check out your page? ;-)
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Male 2,958
Get em, cindy.

And was that you that pm`d me on myspace?

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Female 531
Oh, and complaining that my son has a cell phone at a young age...you sound bitter and jealous.
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Female 531
It`s a Tracfone, f*ck knuckles. Look it up. He has it so I can reach him. Buying one thing for my son that cost $20 does not make him spoiled. He also does chores, as do the other kids I have, and they all have responsibility around the house. So, don`t even go there. You want to judge our entire family on one purchase? B-|
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Female 4,447
Actually, I like the first one, #11. Grocery cart handles are nasty germ fests, so I don`t think that product is a child spoiler at all. However, the playmansion and that pacifier are waaay over the top. Astera121, you`re right, I watched that same show on VH1. It was Brad Pitt and Angelena Jolie that recieved the pacifier for free.
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Male 64
This guy needs to do his research next time. The game "system" is not a system but a controller to use WITH an XBOX or a PS2. The Bud Truck is NOT intended for children but an adult who likes toys, such as my self :) Just because you as an adult wouldn`t buy it doesn`t mean that another adult wouldn`t. We all have different tastes.
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Male 1,152
lol at #7...i like how the auther of this go`s on and on about how all these things are just so stupid to buy for your kids, then next to most of them thers a "buy here" link
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Male 2,703
and cindy, you wish your child wasnt spoiled. they do NOT need cell phones at age 8. my nephew has one, but for what reason? i got a cell phone when i turned 18 (coincidentally, or not, i BOUGHT my first car, and got my license at the same time). i paid for my phone and bought my car.

me=not spoiled

now your kids....you are probably going to pay for that cell phone until he turns 30 now, how is that teaching him responsibility? go set him up an ebay account while your at it...

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Male 2,703
screw you if you have already said this because i dont have the patience to weed through pointless (first post, photoshopped, pwned, etc) posts, but the exercise gaming system, dont they already have 2 big named ones out? one called ddr and the original: nintendos track and field (with the mat of course).
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Female 879
I would totally buy one of those little houses and live in it...running water? are you kidding?
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Female 1,033
love number 2
thats hot
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Male 2,958
-Hehehe! Look B-Hazard! You have 1234 posts! :D-

Hey! I did. Didn`t even notice that.

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Male 132
-"Friday, July 07, 2006 8:23:46 PM
the saddle is so gay!"-
It could be used homosexually yes, but then again... objects can`t be gay
(100th post)
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Male 1,866
oh comon.
i used to get gashes and stuff all over me when i was a kid.
it was part of growing up.
i know some person that takes her kid to the DOCTOR and freaks out when her son gets a bump on his head..
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Female 101
I swear, if I was a kid and I saw the Obscenely Extravagant Toy Mansion, I would`ve killed (KILLED!!!!) for it. Then I wouldn`t have to drape blankets over chairs :(

This board is full of psychos, aye?

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Female 1,382
Hehehe! Look B-Hazard! You have 1234 posts! :D
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Female 340
a diamond pacifier??? now THAT is what i call spoiled!!
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Female 140
65$ for a darned stinkin pez container when it lasts for about 5 minutes?????
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Female 531
My son is 8, and has a cell phone. It`s a Tracfone (pay as you go). He takes it with him when he goes out to play so I can call him home when needed. He`s not allowed to call out anywhere. He also plays the games on it, and fiddles with the ringer. BUT, my children are miles and miles away from spoiled.
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Female 2,552
Crazy.
But I want that playhouse even though I`m 13 ;-/
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Female 74
Those things are totally unnecessary...puleeease. Whatever happened to pretending a freaking cardboard box was a mansion???? Jeez

I have a cousin who is a total BRAT. The kid is 9 years old and already has a freaking cellphone...

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Female 1,262
... I want a little dream house.
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Female 412
the saddle is so gay!
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Female 576
stupid spoiled kids these
days.. i remember the good
ol` days with no spoiled brats

= |

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Female 531
Even MORE appealing to a 17 y/o:

chick: Hi, I`m easy. Let`s go back to my place and screw.
chick`s 3 hot friends: Really? We wanna come along!

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Male 2,958
Yeah but

me: here`s your pizza ma`am. that`ll be 14.97
chick: does it have (sexy voice) extra sausage?
me: yup.
chick: Good. Let`s have sex then eat it.
*bow chicka bow wow*

sounds way more appealing to a 17 y/o boy.

But I GUESS saving the world and having sex with a female that far less likely to give me gonorrhea has it`s good sides, too.

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Female 531
Brandon. That`s a good name. I nearly named my first son Brandon, but we opted for Brendan instead because it wasn`t as common. As for porn...nah. You`re too good for that. I really think you should be a 007 or something along those lines.

chick: You saved my life. What`s your name?
you: Hazard, Brandon Hazard.
-then you throw her back and kiss her-

See? That`s so COOL!

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Male 2,958
-^ You should change your last name to `hazard` like ur user name. Brandon Hazard would win a fight to the death, prevent the UN from getting bombed, AND make sweet love to you all night. Hell, i`d sleep with a name like that and i`m straight, have a girlfriend and live 3 thousand miles away!-

lol. I`ll have to consider that name if I ever get into porn and/or become a spy/action hero.

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Female 1,944
well everyone doesnt buy those things....but its funny that theres stuff like that to buy
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Female 48
I can see using the knee pads if the baby is on rougher surfaces, like concrete. That kind of surface can just skin a baby`s knees.

Actually, I also like the cushion for the grocery store cart. If I put a baby in a cart (babysitting), I lay a blanket in first and make sure to wrap their legs so they don`t scrape against the metal. Nasty cuts.

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Male 1,383
What the hell? like no one has those things...
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Male 1,929
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Male 1,929
^ You should change your last name to `hazard` like ur user name. Brandon Hazard would win a fight to the death, prevent the UN from getting bombed, AND make sweet love to you all night. Hell, i`d sleep with a name like that and i`m straight, have a girlfriend and live 3 thousand miles away!
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Male 2,958
I now sit at home and do almost nothing because I only hang out with the two people that have kept my trust in life (and they can`t hang out everyday, can they?) and call into jobs that have opened up so I can pay for at least some of the time I`m gong to spend at Westwood College. But so far it`s been more doing `nothing` than getting `hired`.

Why do you ask?

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Male 2,958
-b hazard who the hell do u think u are?-

I think I`m Brandon Francis, an overweight middle-class teenager that started off in the not so middle class Lubbock, Texas but now lives in Aurora, Colorado. Born Janurary 20 1989, I started smoking pot the second half of my freshmen year. Soon after I lost the urge to do any actual work in school and (despite me getting AT LEAST a B on every test I took) ended up failing that half of freshmen year, most of the precding half of sophmore year, and completly failed the second half of sophmore year becuase I hardly went to class. Rangeview highschool, finally deciding I wasn`t worth the time, kicked me out. Thus Hartenbach Alternative Highschool came into the picture. All was going great and I was set to graduate in a couple of months until I got into a fight with a kid in class and was expelled. So I went on to get my GED (ironically from the same school I was just kicked out of) and went on my way.

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Male 143
*four yorkshiremen, sorry
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Male 143
Topperhey- if you find that sketch, post it here!
It`s called three yorkshiremen and i can`t find it anywhere...
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Female 10
good gods what happened to the day of simplicity? when i was growing up one of my fav toys was a BOX .. and its not cause my parents were too cheap to give me anything .. its called imagination..
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Female 55
o my god. why? WHY?!?!?!!?
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Male 1,929
I thought this would b a serious list like `never following through punishments` or mollycoddling them. Its more an interesting look at extravagant baby toys.

`My mummy and daddy let me do what i want so ner! :P)`
`...so do mine` SMACK!

N now i wanna look for the monty python sketch with the old fellas talkin about lickin motorways clean wit tongues n stuff. That is gold!

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Female 430
I think people spoil their dogs even worse...
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Male 34
THATS SO FUNNEH! and b hazard who the hell do u think u are? I WORK AT MCDONALDS AND IM PROUD OF IT!!! those little spoiled brats... *grumble grumble grumble*
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Female 58
I was watching VH1 a week ago and some celebrity`s baby got one of those pacifiers for FREE. :/
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Male 601
Number one isn`t spoiling at all! That`s just a way for your kid to have fun! Most of this stuff isn`t spoiling AT ALL, except for that giant pacifier and the gay kneepads. I feel sorry for the kids this woman raises because I bet that she doesn`t let them do anything.
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Female 314
Ok, i assume that they were major stupid toys for spoiling bratty kids, but the link wouldn`t load :(, i even let it sit for like ten minutes and it wouldnt load. :-(. But seriously, when i was a little kid, I wouldn`t let my parent buy a bunch of sh it for me, because I would feel like a spoiled brat. I dont let them do it now either, I just fell spoiled when they do.
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Female 285
LOL
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Female 531
[quote]On 7/7/2006 1:03:11 PM NOFX14 wrote: i bet most of you have atleast one of those things. f*cking spoiled kids[/quote]
Aww, sweetpea. Don`t be jealous that you can`t have the big dollyhouse. Maybe if you`re good, Santa will bring it for you.
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Male 1,141
i bet most of you have atleast one of those things. f*cking spoiled kids
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Female 190
Bratty kids make want to slap their bitch ass.
My dad would like,To drating bad.We`re moving.

Love Ya,daddy

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Male 2,958
lmao. that`s great.

good to see I`m not the only one that heard the "I had to walk (some number) miles in the snow just to get to (church, school, or to the store to feed my 12 brothers and sisters)" from a ranting edler.

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Female 531
That`s nothing. When we wanted links, we had to walk uphill both ways in 47 miles of snow..barefoot and naked. The other villagers would throw hot coals at us as we passed. So, I don`t want to hear it from EITHER of you.
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Female 665
that is crazy...
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Male 2,958
-why i was you age we didn`t even have links...-

YEAH. You little bastards.

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Female 268
why i was you age we didn`t even have links...
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Male 2,958
You damn kids and your working links. I don`t have the privlage of seeing any real information on the page. I have to look at the title of the link and just imagine the list.

God damn kids don`t know how good they got it.

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Male 22
i can`t see the link
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Female 211
wow some of those look really cool !!
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Male 3,014
I saw the daddle before, but it is re-goddamn-diculous.
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Male 213
"how stupid. How are those knee pads spoiling a kid? Those could protect a baby from getting hurt."

While part of me sort of agrees, scraping your knee is not a serious injury that will actually cause you harm. It just hurts a little. And I think the author is right, shielding a kids knees like that is only going to make the kind have trouble handling pain in the future.

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Female 245
OMG!!! I want #3!!!!

Dale Jr. ROCKS!!!

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Female 531
In all honesty, how many regular moms and dads buy that stuff? I`d think that some celebrity children own those things because their parents have tons of cash to throw around. But, even well-off kids in regular neighborhoods normally don`t get stuff like that. I can think of many more ways people are spoiling their kids than buying them a huge play house, and most of it has nothing to do with what you BUY them.
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Male 6
a kid can never be bigger then the parent discipline is needed. Thats the problem with today its all talk and no discipline.

#10 was crazy "Daddle" lol

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Female 19
I thougt that was fairly intresting. I think that a kid who got one of those extravagent play houses and strugeled to survive in the real world when they were older would probably just move back into there play house...i know i would
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Male 923
Number ten is actually a sensible product as teeth can come in very badly if not propperly taken care of. To say that baby teeth fall out so they are no big deal is foolish since if the baby teeth wrot and fall out early, the adult teeth will grow in crooked. That`s what happened with me, and without a dental plan my parents paid for it in the end.
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Male 88
stop whinging about how many posts u have people
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Male 1,550
that mini mansion is kewl, looks like a good kickback. i nver had any of those, bummer
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Female 27
hey metter....congrats on learning to spell `psycho`..now lets work on `can`
j/k :o)
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Female 132
The toy house and the pacifier really are stupid. And my cousin is one of those brats, she`s six years old and her mum bought her an MP3 player because she was throwing a tantrum in the shopping centre when her sister got one. She doesn`t even listen to music.
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Female 195
I totally know I`ll be the mom doing this sort of crap too, it`s so sad...diamonds on the 18th birthday though. :-P Actually, I like the dad saddle, only because my husband is a big, burly, tattooed and pierced man and it would be funny to see him wearing something so dorky looking.
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Male 1,016
hey happy meals are good!!!
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Female 370
how stupid. How are those knee pads spoiling a kid? Those could protect a baby from getting hurt.

More people spoil their kids by getting them happy meals, letting them watch too much TV, and playing so many video games

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Male 1,016
lol


im just happy i cna spell psycho alot of people type phycho

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Male 1,866
omg i just missed my effing 900 posts!
EFF.
first 400 then 500,600,700,800 and now this.
this is becoming a freaking theme for me! on my 1000 post i`ll be late celebrating too.
my how my posts have piled up over time *flashback*

yeh comon metter, it`s not my fault i can`t explain it, but i want to stick my foot in their face and shoot them...
sorry.
but--sigh... forget it.

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Male 1,016
^^psycho alert
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Male 1,866
err how about making them things people actually BUY...
and i couldn`t agree more on that brat statement, those people 20 years from now will be like, look how well off we are now! it`s all because your daddy didnt switch jobs because he loves you! when truth be told, they would be millionaires if it wasnt for that little bitch.
i`m sorry, bratty kids actually make me want to kill.
seriously.
i`m not even kidding.
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Male 1,016
although i do have # 9 in my bathroom....

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Male 1,016
i like # 10

lol

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Female 7
Link: 11 Foolish Ways We Spoil Our Kids [Rate Link] - Collection of stuff for spoiling kids.
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