What every office needs

Submitted by: klkl 11 years ago in Funny

This will make everyone happy.
There are 67 comments:
Female 879
We have a family business, and we drink here all the time, prefferably Jack Daniels, but beer would suffice I guess
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Male 1,079
Makes everyone happy cept the boss and the ....... people getting the work from the drunk co-workers.
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Male 145
if there was a dispenser for bailey`s.. ah heaven =)
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Female 37
i wanna work there! i totally agree ^_^
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Female 1
YeH ToTaLlY EvRy oFfIcE DeFiNiTlY NeEdS 1!!!!!
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Male 163
who made this? they should be working for the advertising companies in need of refreshment. unless they already are, in which case, where do i give them money?
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Male 163
who made this? they should be working for the advertising companies in need of refreshment. unless they already are, in which case, where do i give them money?
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Female 375
haha like it! Don`t like heineken very much, or any beer for that matter, but the principle is funny. Made me smile :D


Thought it was going to be like an automated letter-stufferer/envelope stamper etc. Can you tell I work in an office?? Ah well, I can always hope.

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Male 155
how about a Jack Daniels cooler... now that would be grand.
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Male 528
Im more of a hard liqour man myself, but ill take some heiny!
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Male 1,014
Yuk I hate Heinekin. Smells like beef jerky.
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Male 1,152
i`ll go for smirnoff malt beverage over beer any day
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Male 72
omg that is so old!
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Female 190
That would certainly help out a lot. I don`t know about Heineken though. Not into beer, I need hard liquor. Hmm...maybe I should make a suggestion at work tomorrow...
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Male 376
i want to work there
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Male 1,521
I`m not happy.
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Male 1,343
Moose Lager would definetly be the best...


and i say that only because Moose is part of my name..

duh!

dont drink, so if there was one of those, i would just steal the glass...

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Male 601
pui in ur avy are u peeing ur panties
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Male 2,781
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!


YO VINDICATE, I THINK WE SHOULD MEET. LOLZ

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Female 272
haha thats funny. but i think a dispenser of your choice of iced or hot coffee would be cool.
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Male 198
Ecch...Heineken tastes like stale pee. How about Guiness?
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Male 183
Hells yeah!
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Male 1,550
hell ya!!!
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Female 222
everyone will be happy except the customers lol
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Male 904
Screw heinekken (sp) The Belgians have got it right. GIVE ME STELLA!
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Male 67
Ha thats`s great. Teehee
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Female 1
Beer is disgusting gaaaaah
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Female 1,262
D`make me happy.
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Male 1,478
You`re boring.
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Female 511
Kinda funny/ironic that people, although they know alcohol is worse than many other vices that are illegal, still want to push it onto everyone else. I`m just amused that we have all these pro-pot (and even some anti-pot) people saying how much worse alcohol is than pot, yet we post more things glorifying alcohol. Ah, I love irony.

And for the record, I hate pot, alcohol, and smoking. Yes, I`m *the* most boring 21 year old you`ll ever meet.

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Male 626
Beer never affects me... I just pass out. I don`t really feel any different when I drink. My friends say that I do get drunk but I just act like normal. Very drunk!
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Male 561
mmmmmmmm beer!
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Female 104
hell yeah!
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Male 46
Heineken blows, I agree, drink Guinness or Canadian
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Male 1,478
Meh, i`m not really a beer guy. I prefer diet pepsi.
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Female 961
wouldnt get much done. rather have it at home.
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Female 1,033
haha thats hot
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Male 605
too bad it`s Heiniken...Kokanne, Bud, Guiennis....anything other than Heiniken
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Male 1,586
HEINEKEN?! Fuc# that sh*t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

--Frank Booth.

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Male 88
Meh, not funny. :-?
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Male 2,057
cheers
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Male 429
That`s very stupid. Beer isn`t good for you.
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Male 6
Dont you guys have Heineken at your work place?
Yishhhhh!Great dutch beer!Beats the sh*t out of the local crap here in South Africa.
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Female 471
I would love my job some much more if I could drink. It`s all about the suffering. LOL
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Female 205
only after you finished all the reports mister, then you can quench your alcholic thirst
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Female 127
that would be nice...
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Male 26
My second best friend is a beer can! My first best friend is a ketchup packet.
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Female 252
That would be good for one day and then everything would go to sh*t. So yeah, great idea!
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Male 1,217
u dont get much done drinking beer,
but you dont get much done anyways,
and so thats why the world isnt a better place yet.

plus, i dont drink beer. or for a matter of fact, any type of alcohol. root beer all the way.

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Male 153
I prefer root beer.
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Female 3,574
That is is awesome! I wish o_o
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Male 1,115
"^^We don`t get much done drinking coffee."

Hahahahaha, so very true...

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Male 213
too bad that heineken tastes like [email protected] (or well, the heineken that we keep in the netherlands)
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Female 1,972
^^We don`t get much done drinking coffee.
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Male 888
Wouldn`t get much done if everyone was drinking beer..
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Female 982
That wasn`t very good.
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Female 538
i dnt like that one!! :`( lolz
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Male 3,255
Beer(and pot for that matter) are for kids. Make it like, lemonade or something.
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Female 226
Because Dave forgot the hash cookies.
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Female 1,972
I like Jagermeister & NyQuil, but I also work nights and I`m dead inside
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Female 511
Eh, not so much on the alcohol.

`Sides, beer tastes like crap. Smirnoff twisted (green apple especially) are good though... mmm... but Cherry Coke is best by FAR!

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Female 501
would of been better if it was either carlton cold or maybe crown larger (aussie beers are the best!)
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Male 283
Every office needs a monkey too
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Male 203
Definately!
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Male 125
i think more people would show up to work if it was like this
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Female 101
*hic*

Cheers!

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Male 1,725
Link: What every office needs [Rate Link] - This will make everyone happy.
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