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Date: 06/14/06 02:35 AM

67 Responses to What every office needs

  1. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 12:42 am
    Link: What every office needs - This will make everyone happy.
  2. Profile photo of FudgeSundae
    FudgeSundae Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:40 am
    *hic*

    Cheers!

  3. Profile photo of BULLdOGG310
    BULLdOGG310 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:41 am
    i think more people would show up to work if it was like this
  4. Profile photo of FLIPZ
    FLIPZ Male 18-29
    203 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:45 am
    Definately!
  5. Profile photo of Stimpy1993
    Stimpy1993 Male 13-17
    283 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:51 am
    Every office needs a monkey too
  6. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:54 am
    would of been better if it was either carlton cold or maybe crown larger (aussie beers are the best!)
  7. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:55 am
    Eh, not so much on the alcohol.

    `Sides, beer tastes like crap. Smirnoff twisted (green apple especially) are good though... mmm... but Cherry Coke is best by FAR!

  8. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:56 am
    I like Jagermeister & NyQuil, but I also work nights and I`m dead inside
  9. Profile photo of BeatleAddict
    BeatleAddict Female 13-17
    226 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 3:02 am
    Because Dave forgot the hash cookies.
  10. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 3:41 am
    Beer(and pot for that matter) are for kids. Make it like, lemonade or something.
  11. Profile photo of satenya101
    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 4:11 am
    i dnt like that one!! :`( lolz
  12. Profile photo of georgiascool
    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 4:27 am
    That wasn`t very good.
  13. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 5:02 am
    Wouldn`t get much done if everyone was drinking beer..
  14. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 5:15 am
    ^^We don`t get much done drinking coffee.
  15. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 5:54 am
    too bad that heineken tastes like [email protected] (or well, the heineken that we keep in the netherlands)
  16. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 6:50 am
    "^^We don`t get much done drinking coffee."

    Hahahahaha, so very true...

  17. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 8:06 am
    That is is awesome! I wish o_o
  18. Profile photo of Hoogs
    Hoogs Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 8:20 am
    I prefer root beer.
  19. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 9:08 am
    u dont get much done drinking beer,
    but you dont get much done anyways,
    and so thats why the world isnt a better place yet.

    plus, i dont drink beer. or for a matter of fact, any type of alcohol. root beer all the way.

  20. Profile photo of TexGal24
    TexGal24 Female 18-29
    252 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 9:27 am
    That would be good for one day and then everything would go to sh*t. So yeah, great idea!
  21. Profile photo of ralf
    ralf Male 13-17
    26 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 9:36 am
    My second best friend is a beer can! My first best friend is a ketchup packet.
  22. Profile photo of xcchick51
    xcchick51 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 9:46 am
    that would be nice...
  23. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 9:49 am
    only after you finished all the reports mister, then you can quench your alcholic thirst
  24. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 9:51 am
    I would love my job some much more if I could drink. It`s all about the suffering. LOL
  25. Profile photo of sang-froid
    sang-froid Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 10:03 am
    Dont you guys have Heineken at your work place?
    Yishhhhh!Great dutch beer!Beats the sh*t out of the local crap here in South Africa.
  26. Profile photo of HamFar
    HamFar Male 13-17
    429 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 10:25 am
    That`s very stupid. Beer isn`t good for you.
  27. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 10:28 am
    cheers
  28. Profile photo of -Jaz-
    -Jaz- Male 18-29
    88 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 10:59 am
    Meh, not funny. :-?
  29. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 11:03 am
    HEINEKEN?! Fuc# that sh*t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

    --Frank Booth.

  30. Profile photo of chestertheje
    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 11:08 am
    too bad it`s Heiniken...Kokanne, Bud, Guiennis....anything other than Heiniken
  31. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 12:31 pm
    haha thats hot
  32. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 12:35 pm
    wouldnt get much done. rather have it at home.
  33. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 1:51 pm
    Meh, i`m not really a beer guy. I prefer diet pepsi.
  34. Profile photo of RG365
    RG365 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:02 pm
    Heineken blows, I agree, drink Guinness or Canadian
  35. Profile photo of freakydelish
    freakydelish Female 18-29
    104 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:02 pm
    hell yeah!
  36. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:26 pm
    mmmmmmmm beer!
  37. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    Beer never affects me... I just pass out. I don`t really feel any different when I drink. My friends say that I do get drunk but I just act like normal. Very drunk!
  38. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:54 pm
    Kinda funny/ironic that people, although they know alcohol is worse than many other vices that are illegal, still want to push it onto everyone else. I`m just amused that we have all these pro-pot (and even some anti-pot) people saying how much worse alcohol is than pot, yet we post more things glorifying alcohol. Ah, I love irony.

    And for the record, I hate pot, alcohol, and smoking. Yes, I`m *the* most boring 21 year old you`ll ever meet.

  39. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 3:01 pm
    You`re boring.
  40. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    D`make me happy.
  41. Profile photo of iLoveBoys1
    iLoveBoys1 Female 13-17
    1 post
    June 14, 2006 at 4:36 pm
    Beer is disgusting gaaaaah
  42. Profile photo of -Neo-
    -Neo- Male 13-17
    67 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 4:45 pm
    Ha thats`s great. Teehee
  43. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    Screw heinekken (sp) The Belgians have got it right. GIVE ME STELLA!
  44. Profile photo of rosie51391
    rosie51391 Female 13-17
    223 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 5:35 pm
    everyone will be happy except the customers lol
  45. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 6:43 pm
    hell ya!!!
  46. Profile photo of almo
    almo Male 18-29
    184 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 6:49 pm
    Hells yeah!
  47. Profile photo of Baphomet73
    Baphomet73 Male 30-39
    198 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 7:01 pm
    Ecch...Heineken tastes like stale pee. How about Guiness?
  48. Profile photo of joolia
    joolia Female 13-17
    272 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    haha thats funny. but i think a dispenser of your choice of iced or hot coffee would be cool.
  49. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 7:15 pm
    PHOTOSHOPPED!!!


    YO VINDICATE, I THINK WE SHOULD MEET. LOLZ

  50. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 7:37 pm
    pui in ur avy are u peeing ur panties
  51. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 9:15 pm
    Moose Lager would definetly be the best...


    and i say that only because Moose is part of my name..

    duh!

    dont drink, so if there was one of those, i would just steal the glass...

  52. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 9:32 pm
    I`m not happy.
  53. Profile photo of JMF145
    JMF145 Male 18-29
    376 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 10:36 pm
    i want to work there
  54. Profile photo of xyra1
    xyra1 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    June 15, 2006 at 12:19 am
    That would certainly help out a lot. I don`t know about Heineken though. Not into beer, I need hard liquor. Hmm...maybe I should make a suggestion at work tomorrow...
  55. Profile photo of sumhighguy
    sumhighguy Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 15, 2006 at 1:59 am
    omg that is so old!
  56. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 15, 2006 at 5:57 am
    i`ll go for smirnoff malt beverage over beer any day
  57. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 15, 2006 at 10:49 am
    Yuk I hate Heinekin. Smells like beef jerky.
  58. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    June 15, 2006 at 10:59 am
    Im more of a hard liqour man myself, but ill take some heiny!
  59. Profile photo of mrsayao
    mrsayao Male 18-29
    155 posts
    June 15, 2006 at 12:31 pm
    how about a Jack Daniels cooler... now that would be grand.
  60. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 11:45 am
    haha like it! Don`t like heineken very much, or any beer for that matter, but the principle is funny. Made me smile :D


    Thought it was going to be like an automated letter-stufferer/envelope stamper etc. Can you tell I work in an office?? Ah well, I can always hope.

  61. Profile photo of angusware
    angusware Male 60-69
    163 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 4:05 am
    who made this? they should be working for the advertising companies in need of refreshment. unless they already are, in which case, where do i give them money?
  62. Profile photo of angusware
    angusware Male 60-69
    163 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 9:52 pm
    who made this? they should be working for the advertising companies in need of refreshment. unless they already are, in which case, where do i give them money?
  63. Profile photo of starlight101
    starlight101 Female 13-17
    1 post
    June 18, 2006 at 4:08 pm
    YeH ToTaLlY EvRy oFfIcE DeFiNiTlY NeEdS 1!!!!!
  64. Profile photo of syns_101
    syns_101 Female 13-17
    37 posts
    June 19, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    i wanna work there! i totally agree ^_^
  65. Profile photo of jkhoo
    jkhoo Male 18-29
    145 posts
    June 19, 2006 at 10:22 pm
    if there was a dispenser for bailey`s.. ah heaven =)
  66. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    June 20, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    Makes everyone happy cept the boss and the ....... people getting the work from the drunk co-workers.
  67. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    We have a family business, and we drink here all the time, prefferably Jack Daniels, but beer would suffice I guess

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