Toilet Training Japanese Style

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment

They have a way of making everything so cute.
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Female 1,890
this will never get old
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Female 221
that was cute... but as much as I love the Japanese, that was cute kinda bordering on, I dunno, hideous and disturbing..? meh...
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Male 33
OH...MY...GOD...
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Female 815
It didn`t bother me at all....I`m trying to potty train my son now. I`ve seen those movies that sing songs about the toilet and stuff and they aren`t my style really, but it doesn`t really make them weird. And they are the American ones! We have a book...lol you push a button on the front and it makes a flushing noise. Its cute. Get over it people.

Shut up, Lady :P

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Male 17
kekeke (^_^) little kid shows are fun~
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Male 616
I don`t believe you Azumi. I think you were just reading a script from a fetish porn movie.
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Female 582
haqhahhhaaaaa, i thought it was reeeaally funny
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Male 1,550
lol
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Female 46
Heh heh. Sweet.
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Female 7
and just imagine......when ur older whenever u gonna go to the toilet you have to make all those annoying hi pitvhed singing noises.....lol
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Female 697
that was funny. Very strange though. Really never expected to see something like that. The kid at the end was cute though ^^ even though he was going to the bathroom >.>...
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Female 60
Everthing have a face !!!! O.O
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Female 5
Poor kid! Bet they bring that out on his 21st!
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Male 1,371
errr...ill wipe my own ass
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Female 16
[poop scene]
Kid: Eh, my ass feels weird
Father: When it feels weird , what does it mean?
--Noise of japanese word for feeling weird--
Kid: I need to poop
Kid: Im going to the toilet
Toilet: Ok, let`s do our best to do a poop!
--Song Starts--
Doing a poop, Unn ( japanese word for pushing out poop or grunting ) followed by PaPa ( no meaning )
--Song ends--
Kid: I did a poop!
Parents: Good job Shimajiro!
Father: Wipe your ass
Kid: Bye bye poop!
-At the sink-
Kid: Ah it feels better!
-After-
kid: I did a poop in the toilet didnt I dad
Father: Yes, that was great, and from today you can wear pants!
-In living room-
Kid: Pants feel good!
Kid: Let`s be pants man together!
--Lead into scene with the real kid on the toilet--
RealKid: Toilet Toilet Toilet!
RealKid: Press the blue button
Machine: Pee? Poop?
Realkid: Poop!
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RealKid: I did it!
RealKid: Press the red button
Machine: You did great!
--EN
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Female 16
I`ll give you a rough translastion ( doing it on the fly and im not that quick yet ):

TitleScreen: Pants Man went to the toilet
Kid: Poo Poo ( sound of car horn in japanese )
Kid: My stomache feels weird
Mother: When your stomache feels weird what does it mean?
After a few moments of the japanese sound for feeling weird-
Kid: I need to pee
Kid: I`m going to the toilet
Toilet: OK , shall we start
Kid: I need to pee
Toilet: Ok, Sit on me
Kid: Unn ( meaning ok )
Parents: Shimajiro , lets do our best together!
Kid: Unn
(Break into song)
All together: Doing a pee - Shee ( the sound of peeing) pa pa ( no meaning ) - repeat --
(song finishes)
Pee: Yahoo!
Kid: I did a pee!
All together: Hooray Hooray!
Kid: Bye Bye pee!
Kid starts washing hands--------
Mother: You did a pee in the toilet didnt you?!
Kid: Unn ( yes ) laughs***

[end of the pee scene]

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Female 163
I was going to say that this way the first animated pooh I`d ever seen but then I remembered Mr. Hanky from South Park...
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Male 1,808
The last part with the kid....... ewwwwwww...
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Male 1,263
Ok heres what i hae to say

1. I dont even want to know what they were singing about

2. No one Gets that happy about going to the restroom


3. Was the last part really necessary?

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Male 33
what the hell was that? they treat it like a fricking sporting event! OMG!!! that other kid has issues...
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Female 327
OMGSH that was the FUNNIEST thing I`ve seen on here for a long time...ahahahah i couldn`t stop laughing


YAAAAAAAY GREY UNDERPANTS!!!!!! :DD:D:D:D:D:

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Female 35
oh.....my.....god..... w...t...f? Saying bye to your waste? Parents singing? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO??!!!!!
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Female 494
Uhhh...that piece of poo was talking...
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Female 576
haha..funny yet disturbing
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Male 1
WTF thats all im saying
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Male 208
And... why did we need to see the kid squeezing out one at the end?

Hunh...

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Female 23
I would be sooo scared if my poo started dancing ;-/
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Male 103
before*
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Male 103
omg, i think he said "bye bye" to his little poopie, befor he flushed it down . .
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Male 1,217
oh... my... god.
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Female 76
the tiger`s penis was big for it being from Japan.

hehe
and um I heard some Yatta going on in this video.

yatta yatta ::puts on a fig leaf::

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Female 103
why is this younger generation using "gay" to describe everything? can`t you think of a more eloquent word? if you`ve been alive for 13 years, i expect better.
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Female 11
I liked the super serious expression the little tiger had on his face when he got down to doing his business.
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Female 161
cant...stop...laughing
that was funny in a kinda gay way how do japanese come up with this stuff...smiling poo? lol
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Male 22
Pom-Pom Ponce Madah!
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Female 103
sorry, dustfinger, but mommy and daddy used to wipe your bum too ;)

and holy mother, that was ridiculously cute. somehow japan makes learning to poop fun!

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Female 314
LOL i wouldnt want my parents waving their arms and singin at me while i took a sh*t and then poured confeti on my head and gave me gray underwear? And then wiping my A** for me? nuh uh, thats not cute, thats just GAY.
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Male 155
Don`t know about you guys, i laughed my ass off
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Female 1,697
the singing tiger parents, the talking toilet, the happynes of the hole video is oddly cute (but more odd than cute)
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Female 1,984
Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo is cooler than the cartoon poo that kept smiling, waving and singing.

O.O

WTF am I talking about? *takes a breather*

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Female 609
whoa am i like on drugs? and what were they selling? who needds handle bars infront of them while they take a dump!
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Male 374
...wait, i didnt say poo!
...they sang go sh.it, go sh.it, etc.
i wanna see this in english!
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Male 374
when he was peeing, they were definitely singing go poo, go poo, poo.
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Female 1,403
I`m loving the toilet training seat with handles.
Right from the start of that video I was crackin` up! My eyes are getting watery by now!
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Male 1,521
How something so gross can be so cute??? Hahaha! Bye bye mr piece of Sh*t!!!!!! Damn! Disgusting!
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Female 406
Im still getting the giggles out lol. This goes on my faves and is never comin off!
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Male 730
Gee, can`t wait to learn about sex!..
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Female 65
BAhahahahahahaha! Do they have a girls version of the video too?

I want one of those music players at the end! LOL

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Male 695
the song when translated says ..." poop and stink you little dung monkeys"
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Female 10
Anyone notice the little tiger had a little penis? WEIRD MAN!
I trained my boys and am in the midst of training my girl without the help of talking tiger-toilets.
Cute though.
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Female 121
haha, cute yet disturbing

Sing along!! Unchi deru deru un pappa ! Uun pappa un pa un pa ~

Disturbing "I`m gonna poo ~ poo ~ .... bye bye mr. poo!"
The title is even more disturbing... it basically means "Because I can use the toilet I`m a Pants Man"

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Female 65
i don`t think i should even say anything.
i bet this is for those japanese pedophiles.
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Female 550
That cartoon poo looked like a Jelly Belly! Also, didn`t that real kid look like he was 4 or 5? I would think kids would be potty trained by then. Cute cartoon, though!
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Female 458
The animated part was cute, but the little kid at the end scared me. And he needed to drink some water and eat more high-fiber food.
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Male 1,237
"iiii`m pooting infront of my mom, and dad lala la la shee-pa shee-pa"
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Female 411
Ew, the bowel disturbed me!
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Male 361
i watched about 5 seconds before i thought i sucked
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Male 105
Why was that kid`s insides lined with colourful balloons?
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Female 13
that just brainwashed me!
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Male 197
that was the single greatest thing i have ever seen in my life
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Male 2,781
YOU`RE ALL NUMBNUTZ!!!
ORIENTAL PEOPLE SPEAK WAY TOO EXCITEDLY
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Male 459
lol the fart button pop up went off while the catboy thing was takin a dump!
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Male 459
disturbing..
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Female 491
The tiger part was ok I could cope with that, but the boy at the end.. was that really neccesary?
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Female 2,552
That is disturbing and wrong, not to mention GROSS!
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Female 93
[[ sarcasm ]]
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Female 93
I wish my crap could wave bye to me
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Male 561
looks like kiddie porn to me
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Male 146
More Japanese stuff!
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Female 205
Ummm I can only say wow.
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Female 342
haha those short are HOT.... but that poor kid at the end SOMEONE HELP HIM
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Female 665
wooowww.....
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Female 192
It didn`t bother me at all....I`m trying to potty train my son now. I`ve seen those movies that sing songs about the toilet and stuff and they aren`t my style really, but it doesn`t really make them weird. And they are the American ones! We have a book...lol you push a button on the front and it makes a flushing noise. Its cute. Get over it people.
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Female 30
wtf??? i am scarred for the rest of my life!!! i feel sorry for the kids.....lol
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Female 395
hey no one throws confetti around after ive taken a dump !! what gives ??? and also that is kinda weird .. "" Pulls out a gun ... and shoots the tigers" uhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh .....
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Male 1,141
LMAO. wow.. the end with the weird little kid was disturbing. the cartoon was freaking hilarious though. eww the dad wiped that kids ass lol
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Female 961
if by cute u mean annoying and scary...
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Female 1
ok, the little boy at the end was so funny! But you do realize that each time these kids have to go, they are going to sing that **** Song; talk about a wierd public bathroom experience.
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Male 88
*speechless*

altho i kinda need a poo.

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Female 127
Wow that`s weird.
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Female 32
Haha. The first thing i said when watching this:
"NUDITY!!!!!!"
=[ And tigers are awesome, too. But, DAMN.
>.>; always gotta ruin things...
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Female 52
That was really creepy.. if my parents sang to me while i was going to the bathroom I would b so scared!!...and when they showed the real kid I got a little creeped out! lol
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Male 731
dancing poo with a face that is!!!
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Male 731
that whas
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Male 731
omfg
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Male 731
........huhsegaus???????
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Female 109
^lol
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Male 578
DISCLAIMER: Kids may not actually excrete magical fecal matter that smiles and sings about the joys of being a turd. Only tigers do.
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Male 239
good idea to train the kids
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Female 1,033
the peace sign at the end was so cute
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Female 408
I thought it was odd, japanese and very cute until the real little boy. JESUS THAT SCARED ME
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Female 815
Hey everyone! I can now be accepted as a human being as i now know how to pee and crap without a plastic bowl!!! YAY!!!
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Female 17
wow. social acceptability is so different on the other side of the lake.
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Female 116
ohhh my gooood! make it stop! make it stop!
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Female 76
I`ll be honest- I`m just jealous that a thing of confetti doesn`t drop from the ceiling after I take a poop.

ba ba, ba ba, ba!

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Female 76
wtf, seriously.. wtf the drat.

does that count as kiddie porn at the end?

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Female 105
mommy`s for the pee, daddy`s for the poo..and when u`re done you get the amazing communism-shorts!!!
:-D
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Male 17
RETARDED!
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Female 1,784
Sullyy.. why do you want us to go back and stair at the cartoons umm thing? thats a little weird isn`t it?
And look its Mr. Hanky`s cousion!!
that was too freaken funny and cute! haha YEY! *claps*
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Female 2,074
"Possibly the most DISTURBING thing I have EVER seen."

-You`ve got a lot of life to live, kid. A lot of life to live.

You ain`t* seen nothing** yet.

*We know ain`t is not a word.
**Double negatives are horrendous.

Calm down.

Breathe.

Then commit suicide.

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Male 368
Wow, little drops of pee swimming around in toilet water!
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Male 10
awwww thats the cutest piece of poo !!!!
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Male 2,720
Major LOLs to those kooky japanese. Always up to something hilarious over there.
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Male 1,115
Remember kiddies, if your stuff doesnt come out singing and dancing, then you are not normal.
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Female 426
XD
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Female 34
That number 2 looked well happy :-)
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Male 3,014
Yes, I noticed. And I lost about 10% of my brain cells watching the whole thing. And who wants their feces to talk to you? :-P
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Female 873
Lol weird!! the turd was just gr8 thou! dancing and smiling!.. but why on earth did we need to c the real boy straining at the end!?! and he even had a lil handle to grip.. wtf?!
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Male 162
Possibly the most DISTURBING thing I have EVER seen.
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Male 1,929
Should me turds dance too?? I`m confused? Am i not normal??
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Male 1,115
what...
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Male 61
What the hell was that?
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Male 81
Lx2 lmao

...that was...really...weird...

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Male 99
...i have no idea what was going on here. why isn`t my crap magical and wave bye to me when i flush it? i feel so left out now.
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Male 4
Did anyone else notice the kid tiger`s little wang? Watch it again and pause it when he is off the toilet with his pants down, and then casually glance at the crotch region. There it is.....
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Male 695
Everyone sing the crap song! Yaaaaay!
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Female 6
awwww, thats cute. But if you think about it`s not so different than the toliet training kids shows we have in north america
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Male 140
I dident need to see the last part with the real kid...EWW
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Male 559
silly japanese and their toilets...
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Female 195
I liked the little poopie. LOL
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Male 747
and thats why i dont live in japan
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Female 35
That was just wierd, i`d be to scared to go to the loo if i was kid if i thought the loo was going to start talking, and my parents were standing there spraying confetti ovre me while im trying to take a piss????
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Male 82
a talking stool is most uncool.
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Female 357
DMDekoth: Thats exactly what I was thinking lol!!!

It was cute and it might be good for their kids to watch, but Ill stick to training my kids (when I have any) the American way lol

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Male 356
My toilet doesn`t have a face....does it?
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Male 888
The cat-boy-thing was WAY too happy to be wiped by his dad, LMAO!
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Female 6
hahahaha it was cute
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Female 695
i will never look at my toilet the same way again
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Female 1,972
The little kid looked like he was straining a bit...I think he needs a bit more fiber in his diet.
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Female 2,035
Omg! The toliet has a face!
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Female 189
wow.... that was..... wow.... ok then
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Male 148
crap and belongs in the bloody toilet
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Male 75
Oddness... I would be really freaked out if my parents were standing around me and singing when i went to the toilet :P
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Female 333
thats cute but i would be scared using a toilte with eyes and a noes and a mouth that talks to you...
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Female 249
Aww, cute.
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Male 103
all first-post and whatnot.... wasnt that the thing to do like 1000000 years ago?
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Male 10
And they wonder what happened to America`s kids......
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Male 103
wow, ur sooo kool ^^^^^ omg, teach me to be like you please....

but, wow.. I didnt know asian people could sink lower....

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Male 6
but seriously, wtf
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Male 10,115
Link: Toilet Training Japanese Style [Rate Link] - They have a way of making everything so cute.
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