The Secret of Anti-Gravity

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

Amazing scientific discovery.
There are 73 comments:
Male 195
nobody rfealises this is one of the power sources of unclyclopedia muahahaha random
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Male 145
okay... but then what do you do the the cat-toast? haha useless anti-gravity
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Female 37
...interesting thought...awesome
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Male 1,016
how do i put ot on myaspace??
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Female 961
very nice.
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Male 67
Made me giggle too! That was rather a chuckle
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Female 221
hmm... bravo...
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Female 368
Old joke, great visual. Made me giggle.
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Male 26
This is wrong. The true law is that toast always tastes good and I love kittens. This is why clocks are round.
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Male 13
Cats always land on their feet, tie a whole bunch of cats together back to back & see which ones land on thier feet.
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Male 1,152
it makes sence but the jokes old and its not really funny.
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Male 1,141
wtf makes no sense. pretty boring
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Female 1,033
stupid
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Male 1,521
Hell that was just so bloody stupid!!! Wasn`t it?
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Male 49
gay
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Male 919
i heard that on a humoristic show...
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Female 169
almo, wildhunt I love the Mythbusters! They rule! and about the cat thing, I ve heard it before, just never had pictures to go with it!
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Male 888
I like the text version better :P
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Male 528
lol
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Male 41
Interesting....I always the secret to anti-gravity was in " three-x minus the square root of 45 minus three-B-C"

What ever...

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Female 84
lol
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Male 1,265
Then again, if I wanna see crap I`ll talk to a guy who calls himself Aftershock.

Dude, wtf did I ever do to you?

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Male 329
we just need to harness that energy in a car engine and we would never need gasoline ever again .... we have just solved the gas shortage!
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Male 506
Damn I want some buttered toast...
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Male 506
That was stupid and unfunny. It did make me hungry though.
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Female 2,552
Yah, but the fact that the cat is WAY heavier then the piece of toast makes a difference.
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Male 65
PHOTOSHOP!!

haha...

made me laugh :)

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Male 2,781
^JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR
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Male 1,265
What a bucket of poo.

If I wanna see crap I`ll talk to a farmer, thanks.

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Male 2,510
lmao
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Female 449
o no wait i get it now lol
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Female 449
hang on..shudnt u have to attach the toast to the cats stomach for this to work??
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Male 48
AHAHAHA....THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! AHAHAHAHA
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Male 6
it would be funny if it wasn`t so damn old....
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Male 2,781
THE CAT FLIPPING AROUND WAS HILARIOUS!!!
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Female 44
"Cripes! Bunch of knit-pickers. "

Not really. True anal-retentiveness would be pointing out there`s no `k` at the start of nitpick- oh, damn. ;)


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Male 116
too bad mythbusters owned that myth
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Female 471
Not really amusing.
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Male 7
hahhaah
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Male 391
INGENIOUS!
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Male 2,605
...Eh, I`m gonna have to call BS on this one...
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Male 213
in my test: toast fell off cat cus knot went undone.
tost: landed butter side down
cat: landed feet first
result: need a better knot
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Male 1,478
My cat never lands on it`s feet.
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Female 670
hehehe
ill try it
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Female 243
old joke. Not funny anymore.
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Male 1,882
That`s so retarded.
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Male 737
Nobody has heard of this before?

Geez, you`re all so behind. I read this is a fiction novel about 3 years ago.

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Female 3,574
Hahaha cute!
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Female 1,463
hmm interesting mr bond
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Female 386
freaky and saten...no one said u had to eat the toast...
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Male 242
ahhhhhhhhh HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!! it took me a while to cop on but when i did.....BAM!
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Female 286
"On 6/13/2006 3:07:47 AM almo wrote: In spite of the fact that this is vapid, the myth busters proved that buttered toast has no particular proclivity to land on either side.

haha my thought exactly... Mythbusters just did an episode of that."


Exactly what i thought. Lol it was funny though

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Male 429
lol riiite that cat flipping looked so real like whoa.(jk)
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Male 2,057
naaaa, i thought it was going to be a proper news report
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Male 626
You know you could just have a normal sandwich. If it only lands butter side down then having butter only on the inside of both pieces there is no butter side to land on.
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Male 1,115
Hahahahahahaha, now all we need is a way to attach them to humans.
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Female 172
omg! That`s hilarious! i love random things.

btw..i didnt know Douglas Adams used that joke..I`ve read like half his books and haven`t come across it yet. unless it wasnt mentioned in a book..hmm..oh well

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Male 91
I thought it was goddamn funny.
Who cares that the Mythbusters decided toast doesn`t care what side it lands on? Cripes! Bunch of knit-pickers.
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Female 104
old joke. besides would anyone want to eat toast with cat hair stuck to it?
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Male 1,014
lol stupid but awesome
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Female 538
mmmmm... seems... dodgey... and who would EAT the toast after it has eben on the floor.....?
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Male 401
HAHAHAHA genius!
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Male 20
I`ve tried it... didn`t work... my cat hate me now for trying to attach toast to her back... and I have ruined a perfectly good buttered toast...
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Male 33
It`s a very old joke that Douglas Adams used several times!
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Male 630
I would laugh a bit more, if my cat didn`t die last month for NOT landing on his feet.

Hell, what am I talking about, death or not, it is still funny.

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Female 104
Yeah, cat sandwiches make me flip out, too.
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Female 493
[quote]On 6/13/2006 3:07:47 AM almo wrote: In spite of the fact that this is vapid, the myth busters proved that buttered toast has no particular proclivity to land on either side.[/quote]

haha my thought exactly... Mythbusters just did an episode of that.

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Male 183
In spite of the fact that this is vapid, the myth busters proved that buttered toast has no particular proclivity to land on either side.
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Female 20
Freaking brilliant. How did we never think of this...?
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Female 266
lol, funny, my cat is pretty perturbed though! :-P
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Female 3
That Was So Educating
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Female 394
#16 I love it!
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Male 10,115
Link: The Secret of Anti-Gravity [Rate Link] - Amazing scientific discovery.
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