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Date: 06/13/06 02:24 AM

73 Responses to The Secret of Anti-Gravity

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 1:34 am
    Link: The Secret of Anti-Gravity - Amazing scientific discovery.
  2. Profile photo of AJcoolchick
    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 1:39 am
    #16 I love it!
  3. Profile photo of greendaygrl7
    greendaygrl7 Female 13-17
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    June 13, 2006 at 1:48 am
    That Was So Educating
  4. Profile photo of Erin24
    Erin24 Female 13-17
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    June 13, 2006 at 2:32 am
    lol, funny, my cat is pretty perturbed though! :-P
  5. Profile photo of Cryonic
    Cryonic Female 18-29
    20 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:45 am
    Freaking brilliant. How did we never think of this...?
  6. Profile photo of almo
    almo Male 18-29
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    June 13, 2006 at 3:07 am
    In spite of the fact that this is vapid, the myth busters proved that buttered toast has no particular proclivity to land on either side.
  7. Profile photo of wildhunt
    wildhunt Female 18-29
    493 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:36 am
    On 6/13/2006 3:07:47 AM almo wrote: In spite of the fact that this is vapid, the myth busters proved that buttered toast has no particular proclivity to land on either side.

    haha my thought exactly... Mythbusters just did an episode of that.

  8. Profile photo of SnToe
    SnToe Female 30-39
    104 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:40 am
    Yeah, cat sandwiches make me flip out, too.
  9. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:43 am
    I would laugh a bit more, if my cat didn`t die last month for NOT landing on his feet.

    Hell, what am I talking about, death or not, it is still funny.

  10. Profile photo of choronzon
    choronzon Male 30-39
    33 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:56 am
    It`s a very old joke that Douglas Adams used several times!
  11. Profile photo of zinista
    zinista Male 18-29
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    June 13, 2006 at 4:39 am
    I`ve tried it... didn`t work... my cat hate me now for trying to attach toast to her back... and I have ruined a perfectly good buttered toast...
  12. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
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    June 13, 2006 at 5:08 am
    HAHAHAHA genius!
  13. Profile photo of satenya101
    satenya101 Female 18-29
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    June 13, 2006 at 5:33 am
    mmmmm... seems... dodgey... and who would EAT the toast after it has eben on the floor.....?
  14. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
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    June 13, 2006 at 7:58 am
    lol stupid but awesome
  15. Profile photo of freakydelish
    freakydelish Female 18-29
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    June 13, 2006 at 8:50 am
    old joke. besides would anyone want to eat toast with cat hair stuck to it?
  16. Profile photo of turkish
    turkish Male 30-39
    91 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 9:07 am
    I thought it was goddamn funny.
    Who cares that the Mythbusters decided toast doesn`t care what side it lands on? Cripes! Bunch of knit-pickers.
  17. Profile photo of IrishRose12
    IrishRose12 Female 18-29
    172 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 9:57 am
    omg! That`s hilarious! i love random things.

    btw..i didnt know Douglas Adams used that joke..I`ve read like half his books and haven`t come across it yet. unless it wasnt mentioned in a book..hmm..oh well

  18. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
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    June 13, 2006 at 10:30 am
    Hahahahahahaha, now all we need is a way to attach them to humans.
  19. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:52 am
    You know you could just have a normal sandwich. If it only lands butter side down then having butter only on the inside of both pieces there is no butter side to land on.
  20. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    June 13, 2006 at 11:01 am
    naaaa, i thought it was going to be a proper news report
  21. Profile photo of HamFar
    HamFar Male 13-17
    429 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:32 am
    lol riiite that cat flipping looked so real like whoa.(jk)
  22. Profile photo of StarStrike
    StarStrike Female 13-17
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    June 13, 2006 at 11:34 am
    "On 6/13/2006 3:07:47 AM almo wrote: In spite of the fact that this is vapid, the myth busters proved that buttered toast has no particular proclivity to land on either side.

    haha my thought exactly... Mythbusters just did an episode of that."


    Exactly what i thought. Lol it was funny though

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    pinner458 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:37 am
    ahhhhhhhhh HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!! it took me a while to cop on but when i did.....BAM!
  24. Profile photo of chickensmoo
    chickensmoo Female 13-17
    386 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:42 am
    freaky and saten...no one said u had to eat the toast...
  25. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
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    June 13, 2006 at 11:48 am
    hmm interesting mr bond
  26. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:08 pm
    Hahaha cute!
  27. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:10 pm
    Nobody has heard of this before?

    Geez, you`re all so behind. I read this is a fiction novel about 3 years ago.

  28. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:31 pm
    That`s so retarded.
  29. Profile photo of Pepsic91
    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:52 pm
    old joke. Not funny anymore.
  30. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:54 pm
    hehehe
    ill try it
  31. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
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    June 13, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    My cat never lands on it`s feet.
  32. Profile photo of dorcus
    dorcus Male 13-17
    213 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    in my test: toast fell off cat cus knot went undone.
    tost: landed butter side down
    cat: landed feet first
    result: need a better knot
  33. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    June 13, 2006 at 1:57 pm
    ...Eh, I`m gonna have to call BS on this one...
  34. Profile photo of slaine
    slaine Male 13-17
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    June 13, 2006 at 2:02 pm
    INGENIOUS!
  35. Profile photo of Farmeratwork
    Farmeratwork Male 18-29
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    June 13, 2006 at 2:54 pm
    hahhaah
  36. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    Not really amusing.
  37. Profile photo of hockeyguyvwc
    hockeyguyvwc Male 13-17
    116 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    too bad mythbusters owned that myth
  38. Profile photo of canadagirl78
    canadagirl78 Female 18-29
    44 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    "Cripes! Bunch of knit-pickers. "

    Not really. True anal-retentiveness would be pointing out there`s no `k` at the start of nitpick- oh, damn. ;)


  39. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:31 pm
    THE CAT FLIPPING AROUND WAS HILARIOUS!!!
  40. Profile photo of psyko777
    psyko777 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    it would be funny if it wasn`t so damn old....
  41. Profile photo of FreezerBite
    FreezerBite Male 13-17
    48 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:11 pm
    AHAHAHA....THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! AHAHAHAHA
  42. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    hang on..shudnt u have to attach the toast to the cats stomach for this to work??
  43. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:51 pm
    o no wait i get it now lol
  44. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    lmao
  45. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    What a bucket of poo.

    If I wanna see crap I`ll talk to a farmer, thanks.

  46. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:40 pm
    ^JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR
  47. Profile photo of Andy1821
    Andy1821 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    PHOTOSHOP!!

    haha...

    made me laugh :)

  48. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 6:06 pm
    Yah, but the fact that the cat is WAY heavier then the piece of toast makes a difference.
  49. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    That was stupid and unfunny. It did make me hungry though.
  50. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    Damn I want some buttered toast...
  51. Profile photo of f1r35t0rm
    f1r35t0rm Male 18-29
    329 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 7:07 pm
    we just need to harness that energy in a car engine and we would never need gasoline ever again .... we have just solved the gas shortage!
  52. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 9:03 pm
    Then again, if I wanna see crap I`ll talk to a guy who calls himself Aftershock.

    Dude, wtf did I ever do to you?

  53. Profile photo of Anynamehelps
    Anynamehelps Female 13-17
    84 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 9:14 pm
    lol
  54. Profile photo of wsohb
    wsohb Male 13-17
    41 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 9:48 pm
    Interesting....I always the secret to anti-gravity was in " three-x minus the square root of 45 minus three-B-C"

    What ever...

  55. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    lol
  56. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:28 pm
    I like the text version better :P
  57. Profile photo of saenzoflife
    saenzoflife Female 18-29
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    June 13, 2006 at 10:48 pm
    almo, wildhunt I love the Mythbusters! They rule! and about the cat thing, I ve heard it before, just never had pictures to go with it!
  58. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
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    June 13, 2006 at 10:53 pm
    i heard that on a humoristic show...
  59. Profile photo of mark87fndr
    mark87fndr Male 13-17
    49 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    gay
  60. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
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    June 13, 2006 at 11:15 pm
    Hell that was just so bloody stupid!!! Wasn`t it?
  61. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 12:26 am
    stupid
  62. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2006 at 12:45 am
    wtf makes no sense. pretty boring
  63. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2006 at 12:49 am
    it makes sence but the jokes old and its not really funny.
  64. Profile photo of qwser
    qwser Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2006 at 8:49 am
    Cats always land on their feet, tie a whole bunch of cats together back to back & see which ones land on thier feet.
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    ralf Male 13-17
    26 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 10:22 am
    This is wrong. The true law is that toast always tastes good and I love kittens. This is why clocks are round.
  66. Profile photo of kitten_soup
    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 11:39 am
    Old joke, great visual. Made me giggle.
  67. Profile photo of midori05
    midori05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 2:24 pm
    hmm... bravo...
  68. Profile photo of -Neo-
    -Neo- Male 13-17
    67 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 4:52 pm
    Made me giggle too! That was rather a chuckle
  69. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 6:50 pm
    very nice.
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    metter Male 13-17
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    June 14, 2006 at 8:05 pm
    how do i put ot on myaspace??
  71. Profile photo of syns_101
    syns_101 Female 13-17
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    June 19, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    ...interesting thought...awesome
  72. Profile photo of jkhoo
    jkhoo Male 18-29
    145 posts
    June 19, 2006 at 10:36 pm
    okay... but then what do you do the the cat-toast? haha useless anti-gravity
  73. Profile photo of 1avatar2
    1avatar2 Male 13-17
    195 posts
    December 25, 2006 at 6:25 pm
    nobody rfealises this is one of the power sources of unclyclopedia muahahaha random

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