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Date: 06/07/06 02:10 AM

34 Responses to The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 2:51 am
    Link: The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator - Write a letter to someone in your dysfunctional family the easy way. Warning: adult language.
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 3:53 am
    First post. Yay!
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    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 3:53 am
    Well that seems messed up.
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    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 4:25 am
    Haha I like it. I wrote one which would have been gosh darned appropriate to send to this girl who is just a HORRID bully. Copy. Paste. ANNNNND send.
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    iamthekellie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 5:26 am
    mine turned out great
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    Soccus Female 13-17
    21 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 5:38 am
    Didnt like it.
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 6:10 am
    ehhh....
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 6:11 am
    oh heres....nvm you all know its the zombie thing by now..if you dont

    click here

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    pinner458 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 8:26 am
    very funny but i wouldn`t dream of sending it to anyone
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    TexGal24 Female 18-29
    252 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 10:17 am
    I like original hate letters myself.
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    biffyclyro89 Male 13-17
    135 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 10:58 am
    Dear C )oc )kface,

    I just wanted to let you know that you have completely fu )c )ked up my life. If you knew s )hi )t from shinola you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have lied to me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

    This time you have thrown the baby out with the bathwater.

    I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are full of s) hi )t. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the drugs. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a DUMBASS. It is time for you to stop screwing up your life. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.

    Piss off you piece of poo,

    your latest butt rape victim

    PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to heal emotionally.

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    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 11:01 am
    ISn`t this a repost?
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 11:01 am
    nice!
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 11:08 am
    Goodness. It`s a sad state of affairs when family dysfunction becomes this common. I certaily feel a pang of sympathy for those who have had poor relationships with their families.

    Certainly, in these trying times, family should be where we turn, gosh by golly.

    (Please forgive my strong language. I`m just rather peeved as the situation.)

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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 12:03 pm
    that was entertaining at least
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    jaida1964 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 12:11 pm
    Dear Asstard,

    I just wanted to let you know that you have completely drated up my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have stolen from me one too many times. I have often looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

    This time you have burned all your bridges.

    I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a bonehead loser. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the alcohol. You must be borderline. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a DUMBASS. It is time for you to stop screwing up your life. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as the thought of seeing you gives me a panic attack.

    See you in hell you piece of poo,

    ME

    PS: Please do not reply back, I never want to hear from you again. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.

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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 12:14 pm
    ah I needed that, makes me feel good.
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    HamFar Male 13-17
    429 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    riiiiite
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    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    Dear drattard,

    I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ruined my life. If you had a clue you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have lied to me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me codependent.

    This time you have gone too far.

    I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are full of poo. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the drugs. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are EVIL. It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat.

    Go to hell you waste of space,

    ME

    PS: Please do not reply back, I want NO explanations. I need time to forget that you ever existed.

    I`m gonna send this to a bitch i know :D

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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 1:45 pm
    Dear Loser,
    I just wanted to let you know that you have completely fu(ked up my life. If you had access to sharp objects you would be dangerous. I have a daily appointment with my therapist now because you have criticized me one too many times. I have usually looked the other way, which makes me another one of your victims.

    This time you have painted yourself into a corner.

    I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are definitely taking the wrong meds. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the self indulgence. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a COWARD. It is time for you to look in the mirror. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.
    See you in hell you evil bitch,
    Me
    PS: Please do not reply back, I am sick of hearing your BS. I need time to prepare my next email bomb. <

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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    I`m sending that right now. *laughs evilly*
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    curimind Female 18-29
    1 post
    June 7, 2006 at 2:00 pm
    Here is another place to check out...tell your family about that. "http://www.filthyconfessions.com/

    Let me know

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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 2:58 pm
    Dear Pondscum
    I just wanted to let you know that you have completely invalidated my life. If you had access to sharp objects you would be dangerous. I have a daily appointment with my therapist now because you have misled me one too many times. I have frequently looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.
    This time you have burned all your bridges.
    I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a drain on my mental and financial resources. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the week long benders. You must be emotionally immature. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are VICIOUS. It is time for you to look in the mirror (though I can see why you wouldn`t). Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.
    Please do not reply back, I am sick of hearing your BS. I need time to report your whereabouts to the repo man
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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    Okay, so I`m a psychology major and I happen to like psychological terms.
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    KINGJAMIN Male 13-17
    12 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 3:17 pm
    `u are the product of inbreeding` now dat was a gr8 touch
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    ^lol agreed
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    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    lol awesome
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 8:40 pm
    Dear Dumbass,
    I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ignored me all of my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have a daily appointment with my therapist now because you have criticized me one too many times. I have frequently looked the other way, which makes me an enabler.
    This time you have thrown the baby out with the bathwater.
    I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are definitely taking the wrong meds. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the welfare and get a job. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a MONSTER. It is time for you to look in the mirror (though I can see why you wouldn\`t). Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to wash my hair.
    Breathlessly awating your reply you dumb witch,
    ME
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 8:40 pm
    PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.
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    Kiomi Female 13-17
    58 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 9:05 pm
    I LOVE this. Hahahhahahha!
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    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 10:00 pm
    Dear Dubya,

    I just wanted to let you know that you have completely invalidated my life. If you had half a brain you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have manipulated me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

    This time you have painted yourself into a corner.

    I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a drain on my mental and financial resources. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the welfare and get a job. You must be narcissistic. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are SICK. It is time for you to stop being a leech. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have an appointment in HELL that I can\`t get out of.

    See you in hell you titty baby,

    ME

    PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.

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    almo Male 18-29
    184 posts
    June 8, 2006 at 2:08 am
    Dear Myran,

    I just wanted to let you know that you have completely drated up my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have been busted one too many times. I have often looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

    This time you have burned all your bridges.

    I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a bonehead loser. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the self indulgence. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are SICK. It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat.

    Drop dead you piece of poo,

    John

    PS: Please do not reply back, the subject is CLOSED. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.

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    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    June 9, 2006 at 4:25 am
    lolz that is quite.. clever... lolz...
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    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    May 5, 2008 at 10:07 am
    crap

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