The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.drchinese.com/letter.html

Write a letter to someone in your dysfunctional family the easy way. Warning: adult language.
There are 34 comments:
Male 962
crap
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Female 538
lolz that is quite.. clever... lolz...
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Male 183
Dear Myran,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely drated up my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have been busted one too many times. I have often looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have burned all your bridges.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a bonehead loser. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the self indulgence. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are SICK. It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat.

Drop dead you piece of poo,

John

PS: Please do not reply back, the subject is CLOSED. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.

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Male 1,343
Dear Dubya,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely invalidated my life. If you had half a brain you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have manipulated me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have painted yourself into a corner.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a drain on my mental and financial resources. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the welfare and get a job. You must be narcissistic. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are SICK. It is time for you to stop being a leech. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have an appointment in HELL that I can\`t get out of.

See you in hell you titty baby,

ME

PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.

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Female 58
I LOVE this. Hahahhahahha!
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Female 1,426
PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.
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Female 1,426
Dear Dumbass,
I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ignored me all of my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have a daily appointment with my therapist now because you have criticized me one too many times. I have frequently looked the other way, which makes me an enabler.
This time you have thrown the baby out with the bathwater.
I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are definitely taking the wrong meds. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the welfare and get a job. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a MONSTER. It is time for you to look in the mirror (though I can see why you wouldn\`t). Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to wash my hair.
Breathlessly awating your reply you dumb witch,
ME
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Female 412
lol awesome
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Male 1,152
^lol agreed
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Male 12
`u are the product of inbreeding` now dat was a gr8 touch
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Female 688
Okay, so I`m a psychology major and I happen to like psychological terms.
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Female 688
Dear Pondscum
I just wanted to let you know that you have completely invalidated my life. If you had access to sharp objects you would be dangerous. I have a daily appointment with my therapist now because you have misled me one too many times. I have frequently looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.
This time you have burned all your bridges.
I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a drain on my mental and financial resources. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the week long benders. You must be emotionally immature. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are VICIOUS. It is time for you to look in the mirror (though I can see why you wouldn`t). Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.
Please do not reply back, I am sick of hearing your BS. I need time to report your whereabouts to the repo man
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Female 1
Here is another place to check out...tell your family about that. "http://www.filthyconfessions.com/

Let me know

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Female 455
I`m sending that right now. *laughs evilly*
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Female 455
Dear Loser,
I just wanted to let you know that you have completely fu(ked up my life. If you had access to sharp objects you would be dangerous. I have a daily appointment with my therapist now because you have criticized me one too many times. I have usually looked the other way, which makes me another one of your victims.

This time you have painted yourself into a corner.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are definitely taking the wrong meds. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the self indulgence. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a COWARD. It is time for you to look in the mirror. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.
See you in hell you evil bitch,
Me
PS: Please do not reply back, I am sick of hearing your BS. I need time to prepare my next email bomb. <

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Male 619
Dear drattard,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ruined my life. If you had a clue you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have lied to me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me codependent.

This time you have gone too far.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are full of poo. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the drugs. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are EVIL. It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat.

Go to hell you waste of space,

ME

PS: Please do not reply back, I want NO explanations. I need time to forget that you ever existed.

I`m gonna send this to a bitch i know :D

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Male 429
riiiiite
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Male 1,083
ah I needed that, makes me feel good.
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Female 238
Dear Asstard,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely drated up my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have stolen from me one too many times. I have often looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have burned all your bridges.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a bonehead loser. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the alcohol. You must be borderline. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a DUMBASS. It is time for you to stop screwing up your life. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as the thought of seeing you gives me a panic attack.

See you in hell you piece of poo,

ME

PS: Please do not reply back, I never want to hear from you again. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.

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Female 1,033
that was entertaining at least
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Male 594
Goodness. It`s a sad state of affairs when family dysfunction becomes this common. I certaily feel a pang of sympathy for those who have had poor relationships with their families.

Certainly, in these trying times, family should be where we turn, gosh by golly.

(Please forgive my strong language. I`m just rather peeved as the situation.)

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Male 2,057
nice!
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Female 426
ISn`t this a repost?
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Male 135
Dear C )oc )kface,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely fu )c )ked up my life. If you knew s )hi )t from shinola you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have lied to me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have thrown the baby out with the bathwater.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are full of s) hi )t. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the drugs. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a DUMBASS. It is time for you to stop screwing up your life. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.

Piss off you piece of poo,

your latest butt rape victim

PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to heal emotionally.

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Female 252
I like original hate letters myself.
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Male 242
very funny but i wouldn`t dream of sending it to anyone
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Male 1,016
oh heres....nvm you all know its the zombie thing by now..if you dont

click here

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Male 1,016
ehhh....
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Female 21
Didnt like it.
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Female 106
mine turned out great
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Female 289
Haha I like it. I wrote one which would have been gosh darned appropriate to send to this girl who is just a HORRID bully. Copy. Paste. ANNNNND send.
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Female 811
First post. Yay!
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Male 196
Well that seems messed up.
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Male 10,115
Link: The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator [Rate Link] - Write a letter to someone in your dysfunctional family the easy way. Warning: adult language.
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