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Date: 06/11/06 02:12 AM

52 Responses to Terrorist Virgins

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 2:22 am
    Link: Terrorist Virgins - They really do get a raw deal.
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    iouaname673 Female 18-29
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    June 11, 2006 at 2:33 am
    lol! its so funny and so true at the same time. plus the guy who was saying it wasnt to bad in the looks department ;-)
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    June 11, 2006 at 2:33 am
    I don`t reckon I`d want virgins waiting for me anyway! Give me someone who knows what she`s doing, had confidence about her sexuality and enjoys herself. Then again, I`m not a terrorist, so, what do I know?
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    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
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    June 11, 2006 at 3:13 am
    lmfao that was funny
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    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:14 am
    very Funny...but sadly true. I agree iouaname673 about the guy talking :-)
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    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:31 am
    hey... americans in iraq should get some. make some ladies happy before they see al-zarqawi and then tell him "guess what.... the american has a bigger D*ck than you, have a nice day"
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
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    June 11, 2006 at 4:50 am
    lol "Where you will be a SEX slave to the TERRORIST!" Muah hahahahaha...EVIL!!!
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:55 am
    wow, someone from that religion is sooo gonna shoot him...
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
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    June 11, 2006 at 5:02 am
    Good point, but arguments in the same vein could be brought up against Christianity... but I don`t want a 200 post argument here so just pretend that I said LMAO.
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    bigcrag Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:16 am
    but if they are a sex slave 4 terrarists then there not virgins
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    Testings Male 13-17
    23 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:19 am
    What general ignorance.... Who told him that about Islam? Lets clear up a few things:

    http://www.hizb-ut-tahrir.org/english/bo...

    http://www.islamfortoday.com/syed06.htm

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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:20 am
    ^^^What in the hell are you talking about bionicRod, you blasphemer? Holy crap! You`re crazy! God`s sending you straight to Hell for that, or to Chuck E. Cheese, or at least you may be forced to watch that David Hasselhoff video posted today a few times as punishment. Or, you know, maybe not. ;-)
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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 8:02 am
    Most terrorists don`t actually follow Islam that well- they take certain passages from the Qu`ran out of context to fit their ideas. Most Muslims are actually peace-loving people.. Anyway LMAO that made me laugh so much. :-D
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    UberJimmy Male 18-29
    43 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 8:23 am
    That`s a bunch of crap, 72 virgins? you can hardly find one anymore. I bet most of them are lying, or really ugly.
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    csto1 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 10:46 am
    that stand up was rubbish! terrorism jokes can be really funny but this guy just sucked...he could at least said "how do you stop an Asian from drowning?...take your foot of his head" - that might have got a laugh
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    bramb60 Male 18-29
    87 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 11:19 am
    he`s from The Office
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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 11:35 am
    mm didnt really hang together very well you could see where he was going with it
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    Hahahahahahaaaa
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    SammieJ Female 18-29
    116 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    hah! brilliant! funny funny guy!
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    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    "he`s from The Office"

    No, he`s from the crap version of The Office that doesn`t work very well anyway and is American. He`s not from The Office.

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    discordany Female 13-17
    84 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    Wow... I found that increadibly amusing:P
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    June 11, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    Pretty good. Oh, and:

    "What general ignorance.... Who told him that about Islam?"

    In many countries in Africa and the Middle East, a woman has little to no rights. Don`t take Western Civilization`s freedom for granted. Perhaps you are the ignorant one. Islam in a Westernized country and Islam in other parts of the world are very different. Throughout Northern Africa and the Middle East, different countries adopt different laws, such as the following:

    *Seclusion of women accepted among some ethnic orf religious groups.
    *Increased legal and social restrictions for women.
    *Compulsory government-mandated dress codes for women.
    *Attacks on women for "immodest" dress.
    *Women need permission from male relative/guardian to get a passport or travel abroad.
    *Women cannot drive or need male permission to drive.

    Of course, these are countries where most citizens believe Islam, so these "preferences" become mandatory and enforced.

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    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    erm..... lol? i think...
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    June 11, 2006 at 3:57 pm
    3 Posts Sunday, June 11, 2006 7:16:10 AM
    but if they are a sex slave 4 terrarists then there not virgins

    ^^^
    you cant be an 18-20 year old...cant spell and your totally retarded, they have to live a life without sex until they die and in heaven they become a sex slave.....duhhhh

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    tara571990 Female 13-17
    13 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    well....that was kinda retarded
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    chickensmoo Female 13-17
    386 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    hahaha i thought that was great...
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    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    *wishes I was a terrorist*
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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    that was interesting.i bet if i was there i would have laughed
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 6:23 pm
    My boss is Muslim and treats the women I work with like poo.
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 8:13 pm
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That was Great! Bloody terrorist They will not get 70 virgins but a single virgin 70 years old in Hell where those bastard pigs are going to!
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    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 8:50 pm
    lol beternal i thought the same thing!
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    riptear Male 13-17
    2 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 9:30 pm
    why would you WISH to be a terrorist? idiot...
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    hockeyguyvwc Male 13-17
    116 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 11:34 pm
    That was really funny. I haven`t thought of it that way.
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    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 12:33 am
    Testings, you`re a idiot.
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    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 12:42 am
    I found it rather funny, things don`t have to be 100% true because that is how sterotisum sees it and makes it funny.
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    helmi2004 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 2:10 am
    "Testings, you`re a idiot."

    speaking of idiots,look who`s not so good at grammar.

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    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 10:52 am
    lolz! thats just funny.
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 12:17 pm
    haha...i agree with the person that said I`d rather get a girl with experience.

    virgin=inexperienced, uncomfortable with herself, boring, and won`t do anything freaky...LOL

    I bet those terrorist are loving those 70+ virgin flaming spikes that are being rammed up their a**es in Hell right now...or at least I like to think that`s what they get..

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    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 12:45 pm
    Oh wow...that was funny, and I have decided that guy was vair, vair hot. Damn, what is the name of that show? And that guy? WHo is vair funny (a decent link on i-am-bored! woo!)
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    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 12:45 pm
    *Who
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    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 1:12 pm
    hehehehe
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    x-walshie-x Female 13-17
    211 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    lol hilarious ... yh i wanna know who that guy is as well i would love to she all of his work !
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    I DON`T THINK YOU NUMBNUTZ UNDERSTOOD THE PRINCIPLE HE WAS GETTING AT.
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    Jessica1608 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    hehe that was funny. i want to go see him...who is he?
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    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 9:15 pm
    hot hot hot. he`s a producer for the american version of the office. great show, i saw the english one and that one was better but this one has more episodes and is actually rnning so im watching this one. dude`s name is b.j. novakhis link on imdb.com

    http://imdb.com/name/nm1145983/

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    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    damn. they got jipped.
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    geez-louise Female 13-17
    5 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    "In many countries in Africa and the Middle East, a woman have little to no rights."

    bull****. I am a women who lives in a muslim country and was raised in a muslim family and all I can say is it amazes me that I`m the first to say you`re wrong. What shocks me most is that you said "many" countries, cuz it might be true in some muslim countries that women have less rights than men, but not in many countries, at least not the extent that they can`t travel without persmission or can`t drive, or have dress codes.

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    geez-louise Female 13-17
    5 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 5:07 pm
    "My boss is Muslim and treats the women I work with like poo."

    what your point? I can name a few christian that disrespect women, does that mean that all christian do the same?
    but hey, this IS islam we`re talking about, the only religion in history to have ever had extremists, besides, for a religion to have extremists is like, WOW, there MUST be something wrong with this religion if they have a few terrorists that use the coran as an exuse for their acts. so it`s perfectly understandble why anyone would think that all muslim are terrorist, I mean 2% of muslims being extremists is the same as all of them being extremists right? 2%, 100%, what the difference really?

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    kornstalk51 Male 70 & Over
    81 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 8:49 am
    LMAO that was funny
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    kornstalk51 Male 70 & Over
    81 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 8:52 am
    and people...don`t get so serious about the whole muslim thing...its a joke, calm down
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    syns_101 Female 13-17
    37 posts
    June 19, 2006 at 10:44 pm
    lmao!! thats great
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    canaryellow Female 13-17
    422 posts
    January 6, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    I would think that the number of muslimk extremists is slightly higher than 2%. But, hey, What do I know?

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