Temporary Boyfriend Invoice

Submitted by: wilsonerin99 10 years ago Funny
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A categorical listing of what was owed from a failed seven week relationship.
There are 37 comments:
Female 294
wtf??? that was borin
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Male 1,014
Good stuff, I thought it was pretty funny. The total was obviously off on purpose (duh) but he should have put something in there that accounted for it. I liked it!
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Male 4,431
I liked the idea. Execution was a little off, but, damn, give credit for the idea anyway. I`d be a little peeved, too, I suppose!

Maybe the old/current boyfriend will be a trooper and send this guys a movie pass a $1.00 off coupon for some KY. :-P

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Female 2,244
Funny!
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Male 1,152
EstiloPanama im glad u shared my view on this. Cept for the fact that it seems like he cant add, i thought this was frikin funny.
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Female 357
He added it incorrectly on porpose. Notice that he said that he added it not only for her inconvenience but because she was an idiot?
Awh thats sad. She craved everything in food but parts of him. =(
No but seriously that is sad, shes a fuxing slu.t. People who dump someone for someone else pis. ses. me off. Alot.
That didnt make me laugh, it was sad tho. =(( lol
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Male 26
yah, total dosent make sense
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Female 2,074
Okay, so why are we defending the girl who left the guy for her last jerk?

Idiots.

I liked it.

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Male 104
total is like 2,500,000
thats 2 million 500 thousand
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Female 706
Wow, webby-boy, you`re bitter. A woman doesn`t have to sleep with you if she doesn`t want to. Maybe you have a smaller dick than you thought...
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Male 152
*sigh* this just made me remember how much i`ve spent on the missus the last 3 years...

oh wells, its not like a BMW is gonna make babies for me right guys?

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Female 879
Pass....
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Male 2,781
MAYBE YOU AIN`T GOT GAME PLAYA
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Male 626
I have nearly no complaits about being a full back once. It was for a week and what a week! A sleepless night got me after gym affects on my back, neck and right foot wich was weird. but worth it.
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Female 64
Stupid, but the ending was funny.
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Male 1,039
would *be much
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Male 1,039
Haha...he can`t add...funny.

My ex cheated on me behind my back, but I could care less. The truckload of cash I spent over a 4 year relationship on her would much appreciated..lol. Mine would read like $30,000.

My soon to be wife makes up for it though.

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Female 511
Actually, the total is 2.5 million. Rather stupid joke anyway. Talk about gracefully getting out of a relationship... or not.

Could`ve been very funny if handled differently. And if the math added up correctly.

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Male 133
Was okay.
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Male 295
The guy doesn`t know how to add. No wonder his girlfriend dumped him. (Last item is 5,000. Total is 2,500.)
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Female 101
Uh oh, I live at 121 East Bitch Street, Apt 2C
New York, NY 10028. Dammit.
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Male 390
Reminds me of my ex, Mel, she missed her romio so decided to make me her puppet untill she got him back

If you read this mel, your a pooty kisser :-P

NEVER GET TIED DOWN!!

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Male 390
Reminds me of my Ex Mel, i was her "stand in" so to speak while she waited for her small dick`d old boyfriend to take her back, not that she`d know the size of my penis because she was the friged queen!

Oh and if you read this mel, you suck at kissing :-)

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Female 190
It was okay, nothing too hilarious. I`m assuming, for his benefit, that maybe he meant to add the total wrong?

However, I do wish I could send something similar to my ex for wasting my time and screwing up things going on in my life. Dumbass idiot.

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Male 221
Am I the only one that noticed it did not add up correctly. Maybe he is the drating idiot.
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Female 191
That wasn`t funny.
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Male 1,882
He ended it pretty decently though. "I would sign off “Yours truly,” however I’m clearly not truly yours. Bitch."
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Male 1,115
"He took a good idea, and turned it into poo."

ditto

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Male 1,521
Stupid
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Female 101
wow, his bitterness shows
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Female 1,972
Talk about timing, it`s just wwhat i was looking for! thanx wilsonerin
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Male 951
Stupid, pathetic, pointless garbage. Figures that the gutless wonder who submitted it would need a new fake account to do it.
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Female 266
lol.
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Female 665
hahaha, that`s why there`s a period where you wait before dating someone who just got out of a serious realtionship
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Female 1,033
that was stupid but the "b-itch." at the end was a little funny
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Male 3
that was drating pointless.
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Female 1
Link: Temporary Boyfriend Invoice [Rate Link] - A categorical listing of what was owed from a failed seven week relationship.
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