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Date: 06/01/06 02:16 AM

37 Responses to Temporary Boyfriend Invoice

  1. Profile photo of wilsonerin99
    wilsonerin99 Female 18-29
    1 post
    May 31, 2006 at 11:56 pm
    Link: Temporary Boyfriend Invoice - A categorical listing of what was owed from a failed seven week relationship.
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    nikan Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 2:21 am
    that was drating pointless.
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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 2:23 am
    that was stupid but the "b-itch." at the end was a little funny
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    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 2:43 am
    hahaha, that`s why there`s a period where you wait before dating someone who just got out of a serious realtionship
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    Erin24 Female 13-17
    266 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 3:03 am
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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 3:51 am
    Stupid, pathetic, pointless garbage. Figures that the gutless wonder who submitted it would need a new fake account to do it.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 4:10 am
    Talk about timing, it`s just wwhat i was looking for! thanx wilsonerin
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 4:44 am
    wow, his bitterness shows
  9. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 5:38 am
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    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 7:18 am
    "He took a good idea, and turned it into poo."


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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 7:43 am
    He ended it pretty decently though. "I would sign off “Yours truly,” however I’m clearly not truly yours. Bitch."
  12. Profile photo of Juicy__Lucy
    Juicy__Lucy Female 13-17
    191 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 8:53 am
    That wasn`t funny.
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    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 9:20 am
    Am I the only one that noticed it did not add up correctly. Maybe he is the drating idiot.
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    xyra1 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 10:24 am
    It was okay, nothing too hilarious. I`m assuming, for his benefit, that maybe he meant to add the total wrong?

    However, I do wish I could send something similar to my ex for wasting my time and screwing up things going on in my life. Dumbass idiot.

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    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 11:52 am
    Reminds me of my Ex Mel, i was her "stand in" so to speak while she waited for her small dick`d old boyfriend to take her back, not that she`d know the size of my penis because she was the friged queen!

    Oh and if you read this mel, you suck at kissing :-)

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    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 11:57 am
    Reminds me of my ex, Mel, she missed her romio so decided to make me her puppet untill she got him back

    If you read this mel, your a pooty kisser :-P


  17. Profile photo of FudgeSundae
    FudgeSundae Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    Uh oh, I live at 121 East Bitch Street, Apt 2C
    New York, NY 10028. Dammit.
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    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    The guy doesn`t know how to add. No wonder his girlfriend dumped him. (Last item is 5,000. Total is 2,500.)
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    jmcclure Male 13-17
    133 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    Was okay.
  20. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    Actually, the total is 2.5 million. Rather stupid joke anyway. Talk about gracefully getting out of a relationship... or not.

    Could`ve been very funny if handled differently. And if the math added up correctly.

  21. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    Haha...he can`t add...funny.

    My ex cheated on me behind my back, but I could care less. The truckload of cash I spent over a 4 year relationship on her would much Mine would read like $30,000.

    My soon to be wife makes up for it though.

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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    would *be much
  23. Profile photo of hobasteritch
    hobasteritch Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    Stupid, but the ending was funny.
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    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 4:12 pm
    I have nearly no complaits about being a full back once. It was for a week and what a week! A sleepless night got me after gym affects on my back, neck and right foot wich was weird. but worth it.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 4:31 pm
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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 4:42 pm
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    shellbullet Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 5:17 pm
    *sigh* this just made me remember how much i`ve spent on the missus the last 3 years...

    oh wells, its not like a BMW is gonna make babies for me right guys?

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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    Wow, webby-boy, you`re bitter. A woman doesn`t have to sleep with you if she doesn`t want to. Maybe you have a smaller dick than you thought...
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    tiguno Male 13-17
    104 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    total is like 2,500,000
    thats 2 million 500 thousand
  30. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 7:43 pm
    Okay, so why are we defending the girl who left the guy for her last jerk?


    I liked it.

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    atheist577 Male 13-17
    26 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 8:22 pm
    yah, total dosent make sense
  32. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 10:13 pm
    He added it incorrectly on porpose. Notice that he said that he added it not only for her inconvenience but because she was an idiot?
    Awh thats sad. She craved everything in food but parts of him. =(
    No but seriously that is sad, shes a fuxing slu.t. People who dump someone for someone else pis. ses. me off. Alot.
    That didnt make me laugh, it was sad tho. =(( lol
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 2, 2006 at 1:08 am
    EstiloPanama im glad u shared my view on this. Cept for the fact that it seems like he cant add, i thought this was frikin funny.
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    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    June 2, 2006 at 9:54 pm
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 3, 2006 at 9:24 am
    I liked the idea. Execution was a little off, but, damn, give credit for the idea anyway. I`d be a little peeved, too, I suppose!

    Maybe the old/current boyfriend will be a trooper and send this guys a movie pass a $1.00 off coupon for some KY. :-P

  36. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 3, 2006 at 7:10 pm
    Good stuff, I thought it was pretty funny. The total was obviously off on purpose (duh) but he should have put something in there that accounted for it. I liked it!
  37. Profile photo of pumpie2
    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    June 4, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    wtf??? that was borin

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