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Some friends of an old gentleman decided to get him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. She went to his house and knocked on the door. Upon opening it she said "Hi I am your birthday present." He responded, "What am I supposed to do with you?" "I am yours for super sex", she answers. He replies: "Well I am 90 years old so I will take the soup."
eh hee soup
NounThe business or practice of marketing goods or services by telephone. Usually around dinner time.
Telemarketers...I use to be one though