Secret Agent Man

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Entertainment

David Hasselhoff"s latest hit video (in Germany at least).
There are 43 comments:
Female 1,397
its like he just woke up one morning and said "today I am going to make a secret agent man clip"...and he did. ANd here is the outcome. ={
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Male 87
I didn`t know whether to laugh hysterically or cry because I`m a big 007 fan :-X it`s like pouring salt on da wound... just hurts really
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Male 1,152
This video is trash...i hate Hasslehoff as much as i hate Bonoe. He is so full of himself its disgcusting! Trust me he`s not "poking" fun at himself here...he actually thinks he is that cool...you can just tell, he sends out that sort of vibe. I saw him on whos line here in america and he was all like "yeah this audience cant get enough of me" (through body movement) when it was more like "who the hell let you in?) THen he kissed some lady on the cheeck and the look on her face was like "who are you and who said you could do that?" lol i dunno...i just cant stand the guy.

RANT OVER.

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Male 114
Verdammte Deutsche Leute, Ihr gebt dieser Arschloch Leben!! Roughly translated: Damn Germans, you give this non-nice individual life!! Probably did it wrong in German. This sucks! What`s wrong with his hair? It`s like a mullet, only worse somehow. Loser........
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Male 429
That`s stupid.
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Male 1,420
"he`s like Neil Diamond here.. " whos neil diomond?
anyway, im wondering when this was made? maybe it was a long time ago, but nobodys seen it till now. or maybe hes been making weird videos with old songs in his basement for years!
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Male 363
Germans love david hasselhoff. Even if they say they don`t. they`re ashamed.
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Male 376
i thought i would suck.... less
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Male 919
lol, my site is much better: http://golden-thumbs.virtuaboard.com
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Female 105
ITS THE HASSELHOFF!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,521
OMG! David Hasselhoff sucks as a singer! How can anybody like him! Weird!
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Female 28
okay either i`m very slow.. or something`s up with IAB. Why is every freakin post bloody quicktime! Everytime i open the link it`ll say.. "click to run Active X control", so i do and i get the quick time symbol on the screen with the rip down the middle.. can anyone help??? All of these posts are doing that. Only 2 so far haven`t!!!
HELP!!
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Female 169
Yeah Jazz, i Heard secret asian man...parkin` hilarious
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Female 1,033
boo
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Male 4
David Hasslehof walks into his PR agent`s office and says `From now on, I want to be know as `The Hoff`. So his PR agent says `OK, no hassle, Hoff`.
Not related, just felt like telling you the joke.
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Male 183
Is this really something we need to be wasting our time with?
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Male 334
That was a great song. keyword there "Was."
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Male 133
Die hasselhoff. Die for butchering a good song, you hairy chested bastard!
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Female 64
hmmmm...
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Male 135
haha, yeah Jazz, i was hearing secret asian man as well, also sleazy aging man - which sums up the Hoffmeister! :P or maybe seizure aging man? :$
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Male 451
lame...
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Female 290
lmao! anybody see dodgeball! that was funny! am I the only one hearing Secret Asian Man?!
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Female 252
Holy sh*t that`s funny.
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Male 1,083
I would have to say that his earlier video that can still be seen on college humor was alot more cheesier, I wonder who sat down and thought " OMG Hoff would be so popular doing cheesy music in germany" , I wonder if William shatners music would go anywhere if theres an audience for this stuff.
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Female 3,574
I hate it when people stretch the page...

agreed.

Also.. I didn`t really find that funny at all o_O It was mildly amusing but didn`t do anything for me.

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Male 2,057
the `hoff is huge in Germany, but nowhere else except probably for Baywatch
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Female 455
I hate it when people stretch the page... This song sounds like an entry to eurovision.
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Male 1,225
^Someone delete Sheldondon`s post please!
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Female 322
Yeah, when I went to Germany I asked my cousins if he was popular and they pretty much said that he`s like Neil Diamond here.. only elderly women get off on his stuff.

All I can think is he must get paid a lot to do this cheesetastic stuff.

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Male 4,431
Okay bionicRod, I have to give you that one. I love that skit, too. What`s funny, though, is to see him on a talk show over here, not speaking a lick of German, and having to wait for the translation like a deer in the headlights. Just seems somehow disjointed for someone who`s supposedly the country`s most popular star. :-)
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Female 242
Paris Hilton`s video was better than that.
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Female 1,972
^^Thank you kindly, sir
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Male 107
i agree with lolakitty72
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Female 1,972
To call this video "cheesy" is an insult to cheese.
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Male 1,014
Oh BTW TheShape, wanted to say this for a while but haven`t gotten the chance, love the name and the avy. Supreme coolness. All others please excuse the double post.
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Male 568
Hasselhoff rules your world. He is the master, and the commander. ALL HAIL HASSELHOFF, ALL HAIL HASSELHOFF.
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Male 1,014
Oh, come on peoples. That was obviously meant to be exactly as cheesy as it was and you`ve gotta love a guy that can poke fun at himself. Oh, and SmagBoy1, I respect the fact that you live there and all but I`ve always wanted to say this so bear with me...... Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff! (Sorry but I love that skit).
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Female 101
Holy shiznit. Saying that the video was cheesy would be a horrible understatement.
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Male 14
wow, he is realy serious...
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Male 4,431
Um, contrary to urban myth and SNL, Hasselhoff is not that popular here (in Germany). I mean, he`s known and all, but he`s not some sort of super star or anything. Hell, Lord of the Rings (and any of its stars) is more popular here. Just saying.
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Male 11
what a lovely song....
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Female 243
I am stuck between extreme disgust and amusement. leaning twoard disgust though to be honest. who knew david hasselhoff couldnt sing? i think i did
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Male 10,115
Link: Secret Agent Man [Rate Link] - David Hasselhoff`s latest hit video (in Germany at least).
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