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Date: 06/11/06 02:22 AM

43 Responses to Secret Agent Man

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 2:12 am
    Link: Secret Agent Man - David Hasselhoff`s latest hit video (in Germany at least).
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    iouaname673 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 2:36 am
    I am stuck between extreme disgust and amusement. leaning twoard disgust though to be honest. who knew david hasselhoff couldnt sing? i think i did
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    brodsjo Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 2:42 am
    what a lovely song....
  4. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    June 11, 2006 at 2:46 am
    Um, contrary to urban myth and SNL, Hasselhoff is not that popular here (in Germany). I mean, he`s known and all, but he`s not some sort of super star or anything. Hell, Lord of the Rings (and any of its stars) is more popular here. Just saying.
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    pmaj22 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 3:28 am
    wow, he is realy serious...
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    FudgeSundae Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:06 am
    Holy shiznit. Saying that the video was cheesy would be a horrible understatement.
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    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:45 am
    Hasselhoff rules your world. He is the master, and the commander. ALL HAIL HASSELHOFF, ALL HAIL HASSELHOFF.
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:45 am
    Oh, come on peoples. That was obviously meant to be exactly as cheesy as it was and you`ve gotta love a guy that can poke fun at himself. Oh, and SmagBoy1, I respect the fact that you live there and all but I`ve always wanted to say this so bear with me...... Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff! (Sorry but I love that skit).
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:47 am
    Oh BTW TheShape, wanted to say this for a while but haven`t gotten the chance, love the name and the avy. Supreme coolness. All others please excuse the double post.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 5:08 am
    To call this video "cheesy" is an insult to cheese.
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    nnythereaper Male 13-17
    107 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 5:22 am
    i agree with lolakitty72
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 5:30 am
    ^^Thank you kindly, sir
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    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    242 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 5:46 am
    Paris Hilton`s video was better than that.
  14. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 5:50 am
    Okay bionicRod, I have to give you that one. I love that skit, too. What`s funny, though, is to see him on a talk show over here, not speaking a lick of German, and having to wait for the translation like a deer in the headlights. Just seems somehow disjointed for someone who`s supposedly the country`s most popular star. :-)
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    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:08 am
    Yeah, when I went to Germany I asked my cousins if he was popular and they pretty much said that he`s like Neil Diamond here.. only elderly women get off on his stuff.

    All I can think is he must get paid a lot to do this cheesetastic stuff.

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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:22 am
    ^Someone delete Sheldondon`s post please!
  17. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:54 am
    I hate it when people stretch the page... This song sounds like an entry to eurovision.
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    June 11, 2006 at 9:07 am
    the `hoff is huge in Germany, but nowhere else except probably for Baywatch
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 12:25 pm
    I hate it when people stretch the page...

    agreed.

    Also.. I didn`t really find that funny at all o_O It was mildly amusing but didn`t do anything for me.

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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    I would have to say that his earlier video that can still be seen on college humor was alot more cheesier, I wonder who sat down and thought " OMG Hoff would be so popular doing cheesy music in germany" , I wonder if William shatners music would go anywhere if theres an audience for this stuff.
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    TexGal24 Female 18-29
    252 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 1:00 pm
    Holy sh*t that`s funny.
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    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
    292 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    lmao! anybody see dodgeball! that was funny! am I the only one hearing Secret Asian Man?!
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    HairyEyeball Male 13-17
    451 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    lame...
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    myshuno83 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 1:32 pm
    haha, yeah Jazz, i was hearing secret asian man as well, also sleazy aging man - which sums up the Hoffmeister! :P or maybe seizure aging man? :$
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    freckles1137 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    hmmmm...
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    jmcclure Male 13-17
    133 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    Die hasselhoff. Die for butchering a good song, you hairy chested bastard!
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    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    That was a great song. keyword there "Was."
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    almo Male 18-29
    184 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 5:14 pm
    Is this really something we need to be wasting our time with?
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    Keras Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 5:50 pm
    David Hasslehof walks into his PR agent`s office and says `From now on, I want to be know as `The Hoff`. So his PR agent says `OK, no hassle, Hoff`.
    Not related, just felt like telling you the joke.
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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    boo
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    saenzoflife Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:02 pm
    Yeah Jazz, i Heard secret asian man...parkin` hilarious
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    calgarycat Female 18-29
    28 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:12 pm
    okay either i`m very slow.. or something`s up with IAB. Why is every freakin post bloody quicktime! Everytime i open the link it`ll say.. "click to run Active X control", so i do and i get the quick time symbol on the screen with the rip down the middle.. can anyone help??? All of these posts are doing that. Only 2 so far haven`t!!!
    HELP!!
  33. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    OMG! David Hasselhoff sucks as a singer! How can anybody like him! Weird!
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    chelsea10011 Female 13-17
    105 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    ITS THE HASSELHOFF!!!!!!!!!!!
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    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 8:55 pm
    lol, my site is much better: http://golden-thumbs.virtuaboard.com
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    JMF145 Male 18-29
    376 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 9:49 pm
    i thought i would suck.... less
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    phroedoux Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 10:43 pm
    Germans love david hasselhoff. Even if they say they don`t. they`re ashamed.
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 10:50 pm
    "he`s like Neil Diamond here.. " whos neil diomond?
    anyway, im wondering when this was made? maybe it was a long time ago, but nobodys seen it till now. or maybe hes been making weird videos with old songs in his basement for years!
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    HamFar Male 13-17
    429 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 11:36 pm
    That`s stupid.
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    tonepoet Male 30-39
    114 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 6:01 am
    Verdammte Deutsche Leute, Ihr gebt dieser Arschloch Leben!! Roughly translated: Damn Germans, you give this non-nice individual life!! Probably did it wrong in German. This sucks! What`s wrong with his hair? It`s like a mullet, only worse somehow. Loser........
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 7:46 am
    This video is trash...i hate Hasslehoff as much as i hate Bonoe. He is so full of himself its disgcusting! Trust me he`s not "poking" fun at himself here...he actually thinks he is that cool...you can just tell, he sends out that sort of vibe. I saw him on whos line here in america and he was all like "yeah this audience cant get enough of me" (through body movement) when it was more like "who the hell let you in?) THen he kissed some lady on the cheeck and the look on her face was like "who are you and who said you could do that?" lol i dunno...i just cant stand the guy.

    RANT OVER.

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    TurkzAnGeL Male 18-29
    87 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    I didn`t know whether to laugh hysterically or cry because I`m a big 007 fan :-X it`s like pouring salt on da wound... just hurts really
  43. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 9, 2006 at 1:12 pm
    its like he just woke up one morning and said "today I am going to make a secret agent man clip"...and he did. ANd here is the outcome. ={

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