Rock-Paper-Scissors Championship

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment
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$50,000 to the winner? Really?
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Male 35
note how everyone in the croud was holding a beer...
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Male 128
I need to sharpen my skills.
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Male 468
[quote]On 6/17/2006 12:55:00 AM Beebeegirl wrote: Did the first guy mean to look like he was jacking off??? Or does his hand just automatically do that movement from doing it sooo many times?[/quote]

[quote]On 6/16/2006 10:01:36 PM saenzoflife wrote: Omg the wanking motion..priceless! HAHA[/quote]

WOW..we got a bunch of blind b*tches here
YOUR JOKES AREN`T ORIGINAL KIDS!!!

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Male 468
[quote]On 6/17/2006 11:04:20 AM gibsonsga73 wrote: ok..philitup23- i saw ur post of the ssame thing, i was making sure other people would read it. some people skip over some posts and read the next one, so i was clarifying the fact, falrock- you left out 1 other type of person thhe person who DID notice there is a strategy, and who also noticed that there was a post before him and was just giving emphasis too the post for being there a second time(about saying,"we saw the hand motion!!!!")[/quote]

you should have "emphasized" it by saying..."look at philitup23`s post on top" ORR quoted my rant and gave me the credit
now THAT is stealing someone else`s idea...i quoted the joke, this kid over here just re-worded what i said

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Male 468
[quote]On 6/16/2006 9:46:30 PM unbelievable wrote: ^I think Falrock IS Philitup23. Anywho i guess i catorgorize with the first group cuz I TOO noticed the *jack off motion* in the beginning...LOL it was funny...as for the competition, rsp DOES require stratagy, i figured this out last time i played it the way Videogamer explained it...but the way they made it seem all "epic" was kinda fruity[/quote]

im not Falrock, but i`d certainly turn gay for him..he`s got all my values and he said it all very well..thanks for the list of morons in this thread (btw..i do not fall under category 2 because i was the first person to mention how retarded these preteens were with their jack-off joke)

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Male 233
just shows how retarded the USA is
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Male 145
oh yea world cup is so much better
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Male 90
SAD that much money for playing a childs game????
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Male 89
i`d rather watch world cup football
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Female 268
well thats america for ya
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Male 268
ok..philitup23-
i saw ur post of the ssame thing, i was making sure other people would read it. some people skip over some posts and read the next one, so i was clarifying the fact,
falrock-
you left out 1 other type of person
thhe person who DID notice there is a strategy, and who also noticed that there was a post before him and was just giving emphasis too the post for being there a second time(about saying,"we saw the hand motion!!!!")
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Female 5
yes it was a bit o.t.t and over dramtic but its still pretty cool.
to me RPS is a way of setteling arguments...who ever wins is right ^_^ it works for me all the time lol
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Male 49
three words. oh. my. god.
only in america could something like that happen
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Male 163
eh.
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Female 81
Did the first guy mean to look like he was jacking off??? Or does his hand just automatically do that movement from doing it sooo many times?
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Female 344
that was lmfao awesome they make it sound so intense haha
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Male 609
lol fuc.kin americans... what next small thing are they going to make look huge and exciting.. they made simple poker look like the best thing in the world with the commentry .. it`s a joke
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Male 1,521
I think that was cool!!!! RPS Competition very original! I liked it!!!!!!!!
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Male 377
I heard that they are also televising domino tournaments. Now that`s stupid.
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Female 169
Omg the wanking motion..priceless! HAHA
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Male 189
no wonder america is full of dumb @$$es. We alraady got george W. who is an idiot
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Male 1,152
^I think Falrock IS Philitup23.

Anywho i guess i catorgorize with the first group cuz I TOO noticed the *jack off motion* in the beginning...LOL it was funny...as for the competition, rsp DOES require stratagy, i figured this out last time i played it the way Videogamer explained it...but the way they made it seem all "epic" was kinda fruity

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Male 27
Ok, basically we have 4 types of people who posted in this thread:

1) The immature 13 year olds posting about the jerking off motion at the beginning for the 25th time

2) The moronss who whined about how those people should look up a few posts before the post themselves when if they had looked up a few posts themselves they would have noticed they are going to be the 5th person to say that (you`re even worse then the first group)

3) People who are too dumb to realize that there actually is strategy involved in RPS when its best 2 out of 3 (if its just one shot then its luck)

4) And the 1 person who made a legitimate post QUOTING something a comedian had said which is pretty funny if you ask me

Oh yeah, and the dipsh*t who whined about that post being a copy even though it was IN QUOTES which DOES make it ok, you really need to shut the f*ck up and never post on this site again.

ok, that was my rant, i`m done

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Male 125
It was really retarded when the guy said "the paper heard `round the world"...what a dick
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Female 54
wow ummm that w=guy was lucky i guess B-l
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Male 132
this is just... insipid?... yeah that`s the word.
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Male 80
They had a new zealand version of r/p/s, and it was AWESOME. They had champions all across the country playing to be the `master`
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Male 1,343
my fave sport is still extreme ironing (i cant believe all of you got it wrong!)

and yes, the rock beats paper. you throw the rock hard enough and it kills the person wielding it.

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Male 1,866
This is an American Hero.
omg.
yes, he sure is, is this a joke?
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Female 28
i loved the whole "50,000 dollars will be award to someone who goes like this *jerking off motion* for..." blah de blah..i quit watching after that.
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Female 1,033
that is INSANE
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Male 160
LOL, these guys are RPS pros. No longer am i going to use Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who gets the ball first in some backyard football with my buddies. No way, theres going to be money on the line next time i play. Im going to train to get taht title of RPS CHAMP!

^^the above post is false. :D

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Male 99
i saw this on tv. just about anything is a sport today. like, i`m going to turn on the tv tomorrow and end up watching "XTREME Parallel Parking". and since when is there an official RPS association?
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Female 149
It`s an Advrage joe sport!
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Male 632
I can beat him!
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Female 316

[img]http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e220/luminaerie/OfficialRPSGuide.gif[/img]
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Female 252
The hand motion at the beginning was the only funny thing about the video. So shut the f uck up. It`s better reading than going on and on about paper, rock, scissors.
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Male 616
Some things should just stay in Vegas.
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Male 34
clearly a joke, no one would give 50,000 to someone who gets lucky
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Male 34
clearly a joke, a waste of 50,000
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Female 357
"He is truly an American hero"

Lol. I hope to see him in my textbooks someday. >_>

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Male 919
Where is the registration paper???
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Male 254
yeah, farkling will go down in american history
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Male 368
Ofcourse this is only luck! And I doubt it is real too...But the aspect of luck is what makes this sport so exciting and surprising! You never know who will win next, and anyone could beat anyone!!!
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Male 2,057
its funny how epic they make it seem, but $50000 to a winner of a guessing game? what a waste
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Male 338
I love how the commentary was all hyped up and stuff although this is a stupid game. lol
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Male 3,014
Don`t get up on my case here, but I think Rock-Paper-Scissors could be the basis for a legitimate contest. It`s all about figuring out your opponent`s strategy, like "If he used scissors to beat my paper before, he`ll probably try scissors again, so I`ll use rock. But what if he`s expecting that? Maybe if I use paper, I can turn the tables. Except if he uses scissors again, I`m screwed. What if I use scissors? He probably won`t expect that. I should either get pushed or win. Except since he used that last time, maybe he is expecting it. But every time he beat me, he always used the same thing as the round before. That means he will be set on using scissors to finish me off, so I should win with rock."

Maybe, just maybe. But perhaps $1000 is a more reasonable grand prize. Anyway, think about it.

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Female 2,552
Um...wow.
You could cut the tension with a SCISSOR. Hahahahaha. :-D
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Male 468
[quote]On 6/16/2006 1:52:54 PM vballplaya13 wrote: that was so gay. if you actualy take part in a rps tornimunt, you obviously have no life and way way too much time on your hands.[/quote]

"tornimunt"
hahahahhahah cute

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Female 14
that was so gay. if you actualy take part in a rps tornimunt, you obviously have no life and way way too much time on your hands.
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Male 468
[quote]On 6/16/2006 12:24:53 PM gibsonsga73 wrote: and all you people WE ALL NOTICED THE HAND MOTION!!! you guys seriously think that you were the only one who noticed that, so think b4 you post someething, most people 13 and older knows wat that is. "sry r,p,s championship is lucky"[/quote]

uhhh..read a couple posts up..i ranted the same exact thing
maybe YOU should read posts before you post, too

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Male 468
[quote]On 6/16/2006 12:02:25 PM deaf_woman wrote: philitup23: your post isn`t even written by you. That`s some standup comedian bit that you stole, and tried to pass it off as yr own. What a loser. You think the "quotation marks" make it okay, don`t you. [url=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=I+understand+that+Scissors+can+beat+Paper%2C+and+I+get+how+Rock+can+beat+Scissors&btnG=Google+Search>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...[/url][/quote]

yea...actually i DO think the quotations make it okay..wtf, why is everyone on my case?
it was obviously a joke and it was obviously not something i came up with on my own, hence the quotes
you guys are losers

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Female 1,071
saaaaaaad
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Male 59
I didn`t watch the whole thing. Who the hell waits in line to watch that in person? Not me.
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Male 630
Ghey.
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Male 1,030
with the motion the guy was making in the intro, it looked like it was going to be a jerk-off contest.
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Female 471
For some reason, I knew that guy was going to win.
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Male 268
and all you people
WE ALL NOTICED THE HAND MOTION!!!
you guys seriously think that you were the only one who noticed that, so think b4 you post someething,
most people 13 and older knows wat that is.
"sry r,p,s championship is lucky"
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Female 3,574
Wow easy way to earn a lot of money o_O
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Male 268
lol. thats funny that he stole that.
btw
Friday, June 16, 2006 2:29:03 AM
$50,000 goes to some basaterd who just got lucky?!
purey, theres a thing called statistics, okkk
they figure out wat can come out next, not luck
also, wat do u think a lottery is, some guy gets money for buying a ticket/thats lucky, and u think the r,p,s is lucky?
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Male 2,720
philitup23:
your post isn`t even written by you. That`s some standup comedian bit that you stole, and tried to pass it off as yr own. What a loser.

You think the "quotation marks" make it okay, don`t you.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...

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Female 252
Yeah, the guy at the beginning favorite "Little Rascal" is Spanky.
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Male 1,141
so freaking stupid. it looked like a joke anyways so dont take it seriously .
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Female 52
seriously, philitup23, you have no friends do you? well, if you will insist on hitting them all for lowering themselves to play rock, paper, scissors with you. lighten up, petal. :-P
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Male 468
omFg...we noticed the hand motion!!!! we arent blind/10 years old
people have to read the posts before them before they post
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Male 11
did anyone notice the hand motion in the beggining..?..other the show was pretty funny :-)
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Female 52
and this is why you have no friends.
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Male 468
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there`s no f*cking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can`t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can`t paper do this to people? Why aren`t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I`ll tell you why, because paper can`t beat anybody, a rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sh*t, I`m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a*shole."
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Male 429
That a waste of 50,000 wen all those poor people can have that money.
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Male 1,085
I bet they love to jack off too. )-|
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Male 1,014
Hate to tell you all this, but there is a rps championship in Las Vegas for 50,000.00, I saw some coverage on the morning news a couple of months ago. There is actually a second, older rps group from Canada (I think)that is angry at the `championship` in Vegas because they`re not a part of it. All seems pretty stupid to me.
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Male 56
I hope no one payed to watch this kinda thing.
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Male 1,115
very first part had a bit of funny. but the joke show wasnt that funny.
nothing beats rock, all hail the rock!
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Male 451
hes pretty good
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Male 197
haha "truely an american hero" brings a tear to the eye:)
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Female 316
"this is why .... is so envied in RPS circles" bwwahahahahaha

and flourchild is was RPS not RPG.

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Female 268
Ifany of you didn`t realize. they talked about RPG`s and that`s where rock papper scissors
is used alot (at least in the live action ones).
and for anyone who thought this was serious...get a clue. what a riot. and yes everyone noticed the wanking off.
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Male 459
ya i saw that! LMAO
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Female 51
is this serious? and yeh i noticed the wanking motion at the beginning lol
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Male 242
were is the skill in that
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Male 242
only the americans could make a competition like that JESUS! there`s really no skill involved obviously you could just say like no. 2 beats no. 3 no. 3 beats no. 1 and no. 1 beats no.2!!!! amn`t i right?
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Male 67
Look at the bald guys` hand motion at the start when he says: "and one player will do this for 50,000 dollars and a place in history"

Remind you of anything else?

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Male 135
apart from paper.....
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Male 100
What a hero, what a champion, I wish I could be as successful as him one day. :-P

TIP #37: Always choose rock, nothing beats that.

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Male 135
ahh damn you beat me to it. lol didnt see your post. Come on people that should of been the first think you noticed!!! BE IMMATURE
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Male 135
"as one player will do this (hand wanking motion) for $50,000 and a place in history"

did no body else notice this??? hahahaha brilliant

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Male 164
my favorite part is when that bald guy in the beggining said "as one player will do this *jacks off* for 50,000 dollars"
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Female 1,972
This ranks up there with extreme vacuuming & whack-a-mole marathons
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Male 1,354
U.N. funny
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Male 47
Those guys must train for years... it looks grueling.
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Male 86
it` s not dumb, the show is suppose to be a joke
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Male 567
lol i cracked up when i heard them go

THIS WILL GO DOWN IN AMERICAN HISTORY

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Male 104
haha the guy at the begining looked like he was [email protected]
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Female 963
:-|...
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Female 139
lilke the whole thing.... lol they made it sound kinda like an intense sport! "its the only sport you are born with all the essentioals you need to play."
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Female 139
my mother watched this...
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Female 266
Nice. lol, better lucky than nothing!
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Male 453
$50,000 goes to some basaterd who just got lucky?!
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Male 14
Sweet, that was Dave Attel at the end.
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Male 140
wow intense
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Male 424
that was stupid
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Male 10,115
Link: Rock-Paper-Scissors Championship [Rate Link] - $50,000 to the winner? Really?
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