Risque Microsoft Ad

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

What price are you paying to get your assignments done? (real ad shown in New Zealand).
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Female 297
also, the nerd looks like he`s enjoying himself all on his own (i mean his got his hands under the sheets!)
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Female 297
$199 dollars isn`t too bad here in Aus. either.
btw, NZ might as well be part of Aus. - theres pretty much a ditch full of water seperating them
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Male 145
haha creative ad
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Female 48
Haha, thats awesome.
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Male 80
Great, everyone from the states to europe to australia to nz themselves is getting in on bashing New Zealand.

Oh, 199 dollars is cr*p in new zealand,
their age limit is only 15,
all new zealanders are lame,
they are uncivilised and slutty and they don`t have the internet or television.

come on, we`re not exactly the worst place in the world, we`re a pretty decent place. come on!

also, i haven`t seen this ad in new zealand either.

And scott, don`t encourage bi-gold-jeffrey, he`s a troll. He is perverted and a bully.

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Male 962
i love bigoldjeffry posts
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Male 203
Proof that the M$ at least understands the only group dumb enough to still buy their crap are those that really don`t ever need it. They can sleep their way up as far as they want.
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Female 14
its sad that $199 is considered a "student Friendly " price.

Speaking as a college student $199 is not a very friendly number

In New Zealand $199 isn`t that much, minimum hourly wage for 16&17 years old is $7.60 and the adult minimum is $9.50 I think so $199 would be 20 or 25 hours work max.

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Male 1,152
LMAO that took me a minute but DAMN thats funny!
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Male 1,385
penal, penil, who cares, both work!
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Female 1,033
daaang....but is their legal age like 15 over there?
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Male 334
I can`t figure it out!
Did she bang him or just give him a handjob?
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Male 919
lol this ad is different!
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Male 16
lmfao, haha, i know a friend that looks just like that
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Female 363
Hahah what a slut.
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Male 49
"lol.. you gotta be desperate to bang ugly nerds for assignments."

no, you got to be stupid. Hot chicks know how manipulate desperate guys without actually putting out. I see this all the time.

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Male 587
o yes
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Male 2,781
REVENGE OF THE NERDS!!!
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Male 28
lol.. you gotta be desperate to bang ugly nerds for assignments.
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Male 1,383
MS word is WAAAAAY too expensive really, but nice ad :D
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Male 1,039
make that (was) a Clemson sorority girl, past that point in life now
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Male 1,039
why do people think this is risque?? LOL it is funny

I think I qualify as one of these guys...maybe not in looks as far as this guy, but I`m still a computer geek/gamer to some point (oh and my fiancee is a Clemson sorority girl LOL) Although I wouldn`t have been any help in math....english yes....math no

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Female 3,574
hahahahahahahaaa

Nerds are hawt.

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Male 48
ahaha...very risque but very funny and good
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Male 2,781
ROFLMAO OMFG
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Male 2,781
CAN`T SEE IT, IT JUST HAS A RED X ON TOP LEFT CORNER...DAMN!!! LET ME GET THE PLUGIN
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Male 116
id tap that
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Male 4,431
All I can say is that if this sort of thing actually does happen, and if use of Microsoft software can prevent it, I either a)need to get back to college and start gettin` laid, or, b)if their products are THAT powerful, I need to buy stock in Microsoft!
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Male 1,586
bigoldjeffry -
I love it.
I thought my wife and I were the only ones who abbreviated it to "puss."
Good show, old man. Good show.
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Male 3
Speaking as a college student $199 is not a very friendly number
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Male 32
And that is why Nerds shall inherit the earth
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Male 1,420
^^because thats too long, and big colorful pictures are more appealing to the ones that it applies to.
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Male 594
Why not simplify the ad a bit?

Why not add this caption, which is essentially what the ad is saying:

"Hey, you`re too stupid to pass core classes like English Comp and College Algebra. You were a whore in high school and now you`re still a dumb, cum-guzzling gutter skank. Why not sleep with somebody you don`t even know? You do it already anyway. This way, you can be a real WHORE: you can get something for your puss. You are a skank. Act like one. You`re too much of an underachiever for anything else. So sleep around because you`re second-class and always will be."

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Male 1,083
its sad that $199 is considered a "student Friendly " price.
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Male 1,420
"Geography lesson for all the dumbasses out there, New Zealand is made up of three main islands that lies about 2300km`s (1400 miles) to the southeast of Australia. NZ was a brittish established colony, unlike Aus which was primarially a penil colony (prison)"
well, "NZ was a brittish established colony, unlike Aus which was primarially a penil colony (prison)" has nothing to do with geography. and nacaz is right, its penal. penil(e) means something has to do with a penis.
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Male 429
I think that was pointless. I guess it was kidna funny.
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Male 2,057
Iloveshoes, you`re thinking of New Zanzibar lol

anyway, bit of a creepy advert but the looks on their faces are great

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Female 252
Hahaha, took me a sec. to get it though...it`s early.
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Female 316
^don`t forget it`s british too.
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Male 820
i love people like brutalnz, who come on here and use insightful information to express their glorious intelligence. i also like it when they cant spell.

in short, its penal, idiot.


good ad though

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Male 1,014
Thanks, brutalnz....(zzzzzzzz). Kind of a boring ad.
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Male 1,385
"I live in NZ and I`ve yet to see that ad..."
"I live in NZ too and i havent seen it yet either.."

As do I and I have never seen it either...

When setting up with I am bored, there is no way to select NZ, Aus is the closest choice, so don`t assume that everyone with Aus after thier name is from there

Geography lesson for all the dumbasses out there, New Zealand is made up of three main islands that lies about 2300km`s (1400 miles) to the southeast of Australia. NZ was a brittish established colony, unlike Aus which was primarially a penil colony (prison)

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Male 12
damn microsoft taking away our women..how else are nerds sposed to get laid huh?
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Female 538
lolz... that is just..... cute.. a bit gross.. but.. cute.
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Male 72
y cant we have ads like that...ads that are actually funny
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Male 27
not that risque...
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Male 100
Just to make sure everyone now understands, New Zealand is country a part of the continent Australiasia (aka Australia, or Oceania). New Zealand is to the East of Australia (the country).
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Male 14
And thats why Microsoft is better then Apple. Instead of some "switch" commercial you get and old fashioned sex joke.
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Male 630
First ad I have ever seen that involved a hand-job. Keep up the good work southern hemisphere!
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Female 2,144
It Is To The East Of Australia.
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Female 430
i guess i remember now, for some reason i thought it was in africa
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Female 27
I thought it was east..
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Male 424
It is a country, it`s to the west of Australia
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Female 430
NZ is in Australia? i thought it was a country...
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Female 27
I live in NZ too and i havent seen it yet either..
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Female 104
I live in NZ and I`ve yet to see that ad...pretty gross, yet funny. Just the way I like it. :p
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Male 47
gross
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Female 394
Hahahaha thats cute I like that, I think we should have that add :-P.
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Male 10,115
Link: Risque Microsoft Ad [Rate Link] - What price are you paying to get your assignments done? (real ad shown in New Zealand).
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