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Date: 06/13/06 02:29 AM

59 Responses to Risque Microsoft Ad

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 1:15 am
    Link: Risque Microsoft Ad - What price are you paying to get your assignments done? (real ad shown in New Zealand).
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    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 1:18 am
    Hahahaha thats cute I like that, I think we should have that add :-P.
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    marioman Male 13-17
    47 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:34 am
    gross
  4. Profile photo of SnToe
    SnToe Female 30-39
    104 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:53 am
    I live in NZ and I`ve yet to see that ad...pretty gross, yet funny. Just the way I like it. :p
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    iremembernow Female 13-17
    27 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:59 am
    I live in NZ too and i havent seen it yet either..
  6. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:04 am
    NZ is in Australia? i thought it was a country...
  7. Profile photo of Game_MP
    Game_MP Male 13-17
    425 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:09 am
    It is a country, it`s to the west of Australia
  8. Profile photo of iremembernow
    iremembernow Female 13-17
    27 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:09 am
    I thought it was east..
  9. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:13 am
    i guess i remember now, for some reason i thought it was in africa
  10. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:18 am
    It Is To The East Of Australia.
  11. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:46 am
    First ad I have ever seen that involved a hand-job. Keep up the good work southern hemisphere!
  12. Profile photo of pmaj22
    pmaj22 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:58 am
    And thats why Microsoft is better then Apple. Instead of some "switch" commercial you get and old fashioned sex joke.
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    Rusty08 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:22 am
    Just to make sure everyone now understands, New Zealand is country a part of the continent Australiasia (aka Australia, or Oceania). New Zealand is to the East of Australia (the country).
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    DeliDude Male 13-17
    27 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:47 am
    not that risque...
  15. Profile photo of EoC
    EoC Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:01 am
    y cant we have ads like that...ads that are actually funny
  16. Profile photo of satenya101
    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:16 am
    lolz... that is just..... cute.. a bit gross.. but.. cute.
  17. Profile photo of shabs
    shabs Male 18-29
    12 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:26 am
    damn microsoft taking away our women..how else are nerds sposed to get laid huh?
  18. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 6:40 am
    "I live in NZ and I`ve yet to see that ad..."
    "I live in NZ too and i havent seen it yet either.."

    As do I and I have never seen it either...

    When setting up with I am bored, there is no way to select NZ, Aus is the closest choice, so don`t assume that everyone with Aus after thier name is from there

    Geography lesson for all the dumbasses out there, New Zealand is made up of three main islands that lies about 2300km`s (1400 miles) to the southeast of Australia. NZ was a brittish established colony, unlike Aus which was primarially a penil colony (prison)

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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 7:57 am
    Thanks, brutalnz....(zzzzzzzz). Kind of a boring ad.
  20. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 8:14 am
    i love people like brutalnz, who come on here and use insightful information to express their glorious intelligence. i also like it when they cant spell.

    in short, its penal, idiot.


    good ad though

  21. Profile photo of mostclever
    mostclever Female 30-39
    316 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 9:00 am
    ^don`t forget it`s british too.
  22. Profile photo of TexGal24
    TexGal24 Female 18-29
    252 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 9:39 am
    Hahaha, took me a sec. to get it though...it`s early.
  23. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:56 am
    Iloveshoes, you`re thinking of New Zanzibar lol

    anyway, bit of a creepy advert but the looks on their faces are great

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    HamFar Male 13-17
    429 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:29 am
    I think that was pointless. I guess it was kidna funny.
  25. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:46 am
    "Geography lesson for all the dumbasses out there, New Zealand is made up of three main islands that lies about 2300km`s (1400 miles) to the southeast of Australia. NZ was a brittish established colony, unlike Aus which was primarially a penil colony (prison)"
    well, "NZ was a brittish established colony, unlike Aus which was primarially a penil colony (prison)" has nothing to do with geography. and nacaz is right, its penal. penil(e) means something has to do with a penis.
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:24 pm
    its sad that $199 is considered a "student Friendly " price.
  27. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    Why not simplify the ad a bit?

    Why not add this caption, which is essentially what the ad is saying:

    "Hey, you`re too stupid to pass core classes like English Comp and College Algebra. You were a whore in high school and now you`re still a dumb, cum-guzzling gutter skank. Why not sleep with somebody you don`t even know? You do it already anyway. This way, you can be a real WHORE: you can get something for your puss. You are a skank. Act like one. You`re too much of an underachiever for anything else. So sleep around because you`re second-class and always will be."

  28. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    ^^because thats too long, and big colorful pictures are more appealing to the ones that it applies to.
  29. Profile photo of NeoOne1983
    NeoOne1983 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 1:21 pm
    And that is why Nerds shall inherit the earth
  30. Profile photo of Carioca
    Carioca Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    Speaking as a college student $199 is not a very friendly number
  31. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:30 pm
    bigoldjeffry -
    I love it.
    I thought my wife and I were the only ones who abbreviated it to "puss."
    Good show, old man. Good show.
  32. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    All I can say is that if this sort of thing actually does happen, and if use of Microsoft software can prevent it, I either a)need to get back to college and start gettin` laid, or, b)if their products are THAT powerful, I need to buy stock in Microsoft!
  33. Profile photo of hockeyguyvwc
    hockeyguyvwc Male 13-17
    116 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    id tap that
  34. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:24 pm
    CAN`T SEE IT, IT JUST HAS A RED X ON TOP LEFT CORNER...DAMN!!! LET ME GET THE PLUGIN
  35. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:27 pm
    ROFLMAO OMFG
  36. Profile photo of FreezerBite
    FreezerBite Male 13-17
    48 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:29 pm
    ahaha...very risque but very funny and good
  37. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:57 pm
    hahahahahahahaaa

    Nerds are hawt.

  38. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    why do people think this is risque?? LOL it is funny

    I think I qualify as one of these guys...maybe not in looks as far as this guy, but I`m still a computer geek/gamer to some point (oh and my fiancee is a Clemson sorority girl LOL) Although I wouldn`t have been any help in math....english yes....math no

  39. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:51 pm
    make that (was) a Clemson sorority girl, past that point in life now
  40. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    MS word is WAAAAAY too expensive really, but nice ad :D
  41. Profile photo of DevinJ973910
    DevinJ973910 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    lol.. you gotta be desperate to bang ugly nerds for assignments.
  42. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 6:49 pm
    REVENGE OF THE NERDS!!!
  43. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    o yes
  44. Profile photo of AlphaBastard
    AlphaBastard Male 18-29
    49 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 8:13 pm
    "lol.. you gotta be desperate to bang ugly nerds for assignments."

    no, you got to be stupid. Hot chicks know how manipulate desperate guys without actually putting out. I see this all the time.

  45. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 8:40 pm
    Hahah what a slut.
  46. Profile photo of wHiTeCuBaN13
    wHiTeCuBaN13 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 8:53 pm
    lmfao, haha, i know a friend that looks just like that
  47. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:52 pm
    lol this ad is different!
  48. Profile photo of mrwnt
    mrwnt Male 18-29
    334 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:24 pm
    I can`t figure it out!
    Did she bang him or just give him a handjob?
  49. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 12:23 am
    daaang....but is their legal age like 15 over there?
  50. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 1:16 am
    penal, penil, who cares, both work!
  51. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 1:21 am
    LMAO that took me a minute but DAMN thats funny!
  52. Profile photo of Venus-Adonis
    Venus-Adonis Female 13-17
    14 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 4:59 am
    its sad that $199 is considered a "student Friendly " price.

    Speaking as a college student $199 is not a very friendly number

    In New Zealand $199 isn`t that much, minimum hourly wage for 16&17 years old is $7.60 and the adult minimum is $9.50 I think so $199 would be 20 or 25 hours work max.

  53. Profile photo of gnazzah
    gnazzah Male 30-39
    203 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 5:53 pm
    Proof that the M$ at least understands the only group dumb enough to still buy their crap are those that really don`t ever need it. They can sleep their way up as far as they want.
  54. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    963 posts
    June 15, 2006 at 11:16 am
    i love bigoldjeffry posts
  55. Profile photo of new_zeeland_
    new_zeeland_ Male 13-17
    80 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    Great, everyone from the states to europe to australia to nz themselves is getting in on bashing New Zealand.

    Oh, 199 dollars is cr*p in new zealand,
    their age limit is only 15,
    all new zealanders are lame,
    they are uncivilised and slutty and they don`t have the internet or television.

    come on, we`re not exactly the worst place in the world, we`re a pretty decent place. come on!

    also, i haven`t seen this ad in new zealand either.

    And scott, don`t encourage bi-gold-jeffrey, he`s a troll. He is perverted and a bully.

  56. Profile photo of EmFan4Ever
    EmFan4Ever Female 13-17
    48 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 7:55 pm
    Haha, thats awesome.
  57. Profile photo of jkhoo
    jkhoo Male 18-29
    145 posts
    June 19, 2006 at 10:35 pm
    haha creative ad
  58. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 8:16 pm
    $199 dollars isn`t too bad here in Aus. either.
    btw, NZ might as well be part of Aus. - theres pretty much a ditch full of water seperating them
  59. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    July 13, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    also, the nerd looks like he`s enjoying himself all on his own (i mean his got his hands under the sheets!)

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