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Category: Funny
Date: 06/26/06 03:32 AM

117 Responses to Poor Dog

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 25, 2006 at 6:37 pm
    Link: Poor Dog - Is that what they mean by ``doggy style``? Now I`m confused.
  2. Profile photo of ToeFuYum
    ToeFuYum Female 13-17
    19 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 3:36 am
    That`s a very weird commercial....and...no more words can explain that..
  3. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 3:44 am
    Bridgestone ruins suicide attempts.
  4. Profile photo of WithDaggers
    WithDaggers Female 18-29
    14 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 4:05 am
    I really enjoyed the way the commercial depicted the mental visuals... those flashes of that horrible imprinted image of infedelity that makes our stomach cringe.

    on the other hand... it kind of sucks to think that the director is stuck making commercials of dogs doing the old in-out-in-out. Pathetic actually.

    ...no, no. It`s just funny.

  5. Profile photo of crazygal_xxx
    crazygal_xxx Female 13-17
    352 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 4:13 am
    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  6. Profile photo of Quake3girl01
    Quake3girl01 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 4:43 am
    sad.. lol
  7. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 4:49 am
    Oookkk
    Right.
  8. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 5:04 am
    Poor puppy, that fluffy bitch isn`t good enough for you!
  9. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 5:47 am
    Bloody fluffy whore.
  10. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 6:36 am
    psht, they werent even doin it right
  11. Profile photo of kleinPB
    kleinPB Female 18-29
    105 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 6:37 am
    lol commercial is bad..but i`m wondering how they made the dogs have intercourse like humans do..thats weird )-|
  12. Profile photo of nadav22
    nadav22 Male 13-17
    458 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 6:55 am
    that si the worst commercial in commercial history....i wished the dog would die
  13. Profile photo of McTommyD
    McTommyD Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 7:00 am
    That was amazing. That dog can act better than Keanu.
  14. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 7:07 am
    ^^ BA HAHHAAHAHA..... Zing
  15. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 8:19 am
    I like the look of disappointment on the dog`s face when the car doesn`t hit him.
  16. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 8:30 am
    rright...
  17. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 8:44 am
    LMFAO :D and his gf she was a slag.. nice post!
  18. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 8:46 am
    I could make a vulgar reference to a "cat" being better but I won`t.....

    don`t get it, u don`t need 2

  19. Profile photo of Ballistik639
    Ballistik639 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 8:52 am
    If I saw a cat jump out in front of my car, I would speed up.
  20. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 9:00 am
    aaaaaawwwwwwwwwww
  21. Profile photo of silvernano
    silvernano Male 18-29
    179 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 9:32 am
    wwrong...
  22. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 9:39 am
    Ouch. Hurts to be a dog...
  23. Profile photo of raphaeline
    raphaeline Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 9:50 am
    I was crying before he even GOT to the expressway. I think it would have been better minus the suicide attempt, but then, it wouldn`t have been a commercial. Well, not for Bridgestone, anyway.
  24. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 10:33 am
    .... thats just sick
  25. Profile photo of YevraHNairB
    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 10:43 am
    ahhh....po doggy.
  26. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 10:46 am
    someone needs to shoot that fluffy slut
  27. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 11:06 am
    that actually made me want to cry
  28. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 11:11 am
    That was tragic.

    No, funny.

    Actually, I don`t know.

  29. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 11:16 am
    Nope. Not funny.
  30. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 11:25 am
    Fuffy slut whore
  31. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 11:33 am
    I feel bad in two ways; one, his girlfriend/wife was having sex with a big bad bulldog, and two, his suicide attempt failed. Poor dog.
  32. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 11:46 am
    aww that was funny and sad at the same time.
    unique how the dog had flashbacks of what happened
  33. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 11:51 am
    filthy bastards, so that`s why they call it dogging?
  34. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 11:51 am
    Awwwww... I was all sad. I was screaming "DON`T DO IT!" but then after the car stopped, I was like "You know. If I were the dog, I`d be like "DAMN IT!"" But. That`s just me. xD
  35. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 12:08 pm
    aw bless it
  36. Profile photo of oldie
    oldie Male 13-17
    241 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 12:24 pm
    Great... Now i need a new keyboard.
  37. Profile photo of Wildcat07070
    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    Wow...that was just weird and somewhat funny!
  38. Profile photo of BULLdOGG310
    BULLdOGG310 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    HAHA hell no.
  39. Profile photo of radioactive1
    radioactive1 Female 13-17
    35 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    Wtf?
  40. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    on one hand, the director was pretty sick for what he decided to do with this. On the other hand, I would be a dam @#$^ if i didnt say I laughed when I saw the car stop on a dime.
  41. Profile photo of SassySweet05
    SassySweet05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    That`s made even more funnier, because I have an English Bulldog puppy.

    And if that`s how they do it, then my dogs have been doing it ALL wrong!

  42. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    awww.

    great marketing though

  43. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 1:34 pm
    that was hilarious his girlfriend was a tramp.
  44. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 1:43 pm
    aww the poor doggy!!! his gf was cheating on him! those were some good brakes there though.
  45. Profile photo of rach46
    rach46 Female 13-17
    161 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    lol that commercial was cool to me
  46. Profile photo of DHF
    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 1:58 pm
    poor dog. Funny though.
  47. Profile photo of Oxymoron1992
    Oxymoron1992 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 2:04 pm
    That made me sad. |-(
  48. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    This reminded me of that episode of South Park where Paris Hilton`s dog was trying to kill itself but kept failing. That was funny as balls.
  49. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    Great, great stuff. I wish he`d died.
  50. Profile photo of Spice_2
    Spice_2 Female 13-17
    26 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    I love dogs and hate sickos, but all I could think at the end was "heheh heheh"... I think its that optical illusion getting to me.
  51. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 2:25 pm
    That`s so sad.
  52. Profile photo of PeaceFrog71
    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 2:31 pm
    `So how`s your commericial coming Mr. Lucas?`

    `Dog`s having intercourse and then trying to commit suicide`

    Blank Stare

  53. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    awww... i dont know if i should laugh or cry... im pretty sure that was the saddest commercial ive ever seen.
  54. Profile photo of Soarer
    Soarer Female 13-17
    62 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    OH!!! It took me a while to get it, but now I understand. The poodle was his GF, so he was running away and depressed, and he was trying to kill himself in the freeway, but the car stopped. lol. Im smart, psh.
  55. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 3:38 pm
    I can see their slogan now.

    "Bridgestone, if your dogs girlfriend was getting cheated on by another dog, and your dog decided to jump in front of a truck, and the driver had split second reactions, it wouldn`t die"

    Thank you Bridgestone, you are truly america`s heros.

  56. Profile photo of crazyrendeer
    crazyrendeer Female 13-17
    119 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    |-(
    awww poor doggy im glad he didnt get run over :D
  57. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    Now if it was a big 4WD it would be a better ad.
    "See`s his bi*ch cheating on him. Jumps on road in front of a 4WD. Dog explodes under the tyres."
  58. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    that was so funny and sad and um.. yeah..
  59. Profile photo of lapeirce_16
    lapeirce_16 Female 18-29
    66 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 4:19 pm
    Lol.. I remember seein this a when it came out.. still makes me go *awww* when he gets his doggy feelings hurt... but it`s still a good comercial and makes me laugh.. forgot about it till now.
  60. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 4:36 pm
    LOL THAT B`TCH!!!
  61. Profile photo of Kiedo
    Kiedo Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    LMFAO
  62. Profile photo of xcchick51
    xcchick51 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    Stupid dog whore.
  63. Profile photo of dog_or_man
    dog_or_man Male 30-39
    422 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 5:14 pm
    Here`s a nutty idea: NO MORE FRIGGIN COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  64. Profile photo of Aadam
    Aadam Male 18-29
    186 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 5:29 pm
    lol...awww poor doggy...lmao
  65. Profile photo of ChattyKatt13
    ChattyKatt13 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 5:54 pm
    Wow...I didn`t expect that.
  66. Profile photo of Ichigotchi
    Ichigotchi Female 13-17
    48 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 5:54 pm
    I think the best part of the commercial is the expression on the dogs` faces.
    And how the dog drops the bones and then goes barrelling through garbage... awwww.
  67. Profile photo of Qpon
    Qpon Male 13-17
    18 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 6:15 pm
    lmao, (these are the days of our lives.)
  68. Profile photo of tennischica7
    tennischica7 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 6:33 pm
    LMAO!!!!! this is the funniest commercial ive seen since the kid running around screaming in the grocery store and it was a commercial for condoms.
  69. Profile photo of cluckmoo
    cluckmoo Male 13-17
    830 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 6:44 pm
    On 6/26/2006 8:52:25 AM Ballistik639 wrote: If I saw a cat jump out in front of my car, I would speed up.

    F*CK YOU A**HOLE!!

  70. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 6:46 pm
    awwwwwwwww. poor dog. f*cking poodle. she`s not worth it!
  71. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    What a stupid white poodle whore.

    By the way...

    /shopped

  72. Profile photo of _Truth_
    _Truth_ Male 18-29
    95 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 7:33 pm
    Doesnt matter if your a dog or human... thats just gotta hurt walkin in on your girl doin that.
  73. Profile photo of mollyluv77
    mollyluv77 Female 13-17
    81 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 7:53 pm
    why would the poodle cheat on the doggy with a bulldog? the other dog was so much cuter!
  74. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 8:43 pm
    That is just nasty. SAw it before and never want to see it again after this.
  75. Profile photo of dsrdrdchs
    dsrdrdchs Female 18-29
    77 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 9:40 pm
    1- they`re on the sidewalk
    2- when she moves out from under him, he doesn`t even care.
    3- that`s just sick either way.
  76. Profile photo of myrandommind
    myrandommind Female 13-17
    178 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    ^^^ I kno really!! Bulldogs are so meaty and fugly! That effing slut!! Poor dog, and then couldn`t even commit suicide. I didn`t want him to die, but if it were me, and that happend, I would be like "s*it! Damn, you breaks!" LOL, those are really good breaks, the tires don`t have anything to do with it.
  77. Profile photo of bangbangsuga
    bangbangsuga Female 18-29
    39 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 10:59 pm
    that was so sad.
  78. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 11:00 pm
    Lmao, that was a commercial?!
    Poor, poor, little dog. But personaly, I think he`s cuter then the other one.
    Lol!
  79. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 11:32 pm
    o sh*t, that is f*cked
  80. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 12:58 am
    I smell PETA....is it just me? *sniff, sniff* Anyway, sad, and funny, but slightly disturbing...
  81. Profile photo of bamboozleduh
    bamboozleduh Female 13-17
    85 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 1:09 am
    nooo! don`t do it. poor doggy.
  82. Profile photo of mygreenbunny
    mygreenbunny Male 13-17
    33 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 7:22 am
    I felt sorry for that dog, his girlfriend was a slag.

    It made me cry when he ran into the rubbish ;]

  83. Profile photo of kornstalk51
    kornstalk51 Male 70 & Over
    81 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 9:54 am
    lmao that was awesome
  84. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 11:15 am
    i hate drating poodles
  85. Profile photo of marchhare123
    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    this is old..
  86. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 3:00 pm
    Wow. DOGS CAN ACT!
  87. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    Aww, doggy ^.^!And don`t you start offending them because you might loose mankind`s best friend
  88. Profile photo of needsagrave
    needsagrave Female 13-17
    174 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 4:36 pm
    Poor thing.. *hugs dog*
  89. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    lol..nice commerciall..
    strange..but good
  90. Profile photo of smassi
    smassi Female 13-17
    203 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 9:50 pm
    aww! the poor doggy! tryin` to commit suicide! |-( i was weeping like a baby!
  91. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 10:32 pm
    I knew this commercial, Very cool! And about the Dog ; do not worry dog there are planty of bitches!!! Hehehehe
  92. Profile photo of Kaitosuke
    Kaitosuke Male 13-17
    22 posts
    June 28, 2006 at 1:10 am
    That female dog is a slut...

    HAHAHA that was funny!

  93. Profile photo of irish_fiend
    irish_fiend Male 13-17
    2 posts
    June 28, 2006 at 1:40 am
    yeah that was totally a weird car commercial. they didn`t need to have some dogs doin it though. seriously, they could have just had a dog chasin a cat or sumthin.....and have the cat get hit by the car.
  94. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    June 28, 2006 at 3:44 am
    aww very interesting commercial! I really wish there was a happy ending though, the dog looked kinda disappointed that he survived.
  95. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    June 28, 2006 at 5:55 pm
    aawww in the begining he looked so happy.......that fu<king son of bit<h! i hope she gets aids
  96. Profile photo of saint_billie
    saint_billie Male 13-17
    33 posts
    June 28, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    What the drat was that? what a whore dog! what a bitch! jesus mother drating crhist! OMG! ARRRRRRRRRG!!!!! if that was me i`d drating beat the poo out of that fat ass cainine! god!.....it was a teensey bit funny when the car stopped,i`ll give it that much.
  97. Profile photo of saint_billie
    saint_billie Male 13-17
    33 posts
    June 28, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    Now I feel like a fag because i`m the only drating guy that thougt that girl dog was a bitch,which she was!
  98. Profile photo of saint_billie
    saint_billie Male 13-17
    33 posts
    June 28, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    why the f*** does this lame ass protecter change the word:f*** into "drat"? thats f***ing retarded! jesus
  99. Profile photo of babyAPPLE
    babyAPPLE Female 13-17
    102 posts
    June 28, 2006 at 7:21 pm
    aww..thats soo sad..n funnyXD
  100. Profile photo of random_mind
    random_mind Female 13-17
    35 posts
    June 29, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    omg, that was a commercial?????
  101. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    June 30, 2006 at 6:39 am
    I think this is a repost. Either that or I saw it somewhere else :-)
  102. Profile photo of IchBinsAlina
    IchBinsAlina Female 18-29
    60 posts
    June 30, 2006 at 5:37 pm
    Oh I love the mimic of the dog sooooo much
  103. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    July 2, 2006 at 2:52 pm
    DAMN YOU BRIDGESTONE!
  104. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 3, 2006 at 3:27 am
    this just makes me hate poodles even more...
  105. Profile photo of armygirljenn
    armygirljenn Female 18-29
    353 posts
    July 4, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    those must be some good ass brakes.....was it a tire commercial woulda made more sense with brakes. If your brakes are phucked doesnt matter wat you tires are you`d have dog pieces all over your front
  106. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    July 17, 2006 at 12:57 am
    you know, this scared me. mostly because the bulldog looks so much like my grandpa...
  107. Profile photo of roffle_XD
    roffle_XD Male 13-17
    26 posts
    August 22, 2006 at 9:49 pm
    ZOMG DOG SECKS! <_< that was the grossest commercial i`ve ever seen.
  108. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 6:24 pm
    Doggie. Hehe.
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 10:21 pm
    yay
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 10:21 pm
    y
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    September 25, 2006 at 10:21 pm
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    September 25, 2006 at 10:22 pm
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    September 25, 2006 at 10:22 pm
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    September 25, 2006 at 10:22 pm
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    September 25, 2006 at 10:22 pm
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  116. Profile photo of gorgokid333
    gorgokid333 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    man the dog dint die at the end:-(
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    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    repost

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