Poor Dog

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

Is that what they mean by ""doggy style""? Now I"m confused.
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Male 134
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Male 227
man the dog dint die at the end:-(
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Female 1,398
yay
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Female 363
Doggie. Hehe.
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Male 26
ZOMG DOG SECKS! <_< that was the grossest commercial i`ve ever seen.
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Female 297
you know, this scared me. mostly because the bulldog looks so much like my grandpa...
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Female 353
those must be some good ass brakes.....was it a tire commercial woulda made more sense with brakes. If your brakes are phucked doesnt matter wat you tires are you`d have dog pieces all over your front
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Male 2,199
this just makes me hate poodles even more...
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Male 377
DAMN YOU BRIDGESTONE!
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Female 60
Oh I love the mimic of the dog sooooo much
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Female 546
I think this is a repost. Either that or I saw it somewhere else :-)
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Female 35
omg, that was a commercial?????
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Female 102
aww..thats soo sad..n funnyXD
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Male 33
why the f*** does this lame ass protecter change the word:f*** into "drat"? thats f***ing retarded! jesus
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Male 33
Now I feel like a fag because i`m the only drating guy that thougt that girl dog was a bitch,which she was!
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Male 33
What the drat was that? what a whore dog! what a bitch! jesus mother drating crhist! OMG! ARRRRRRRRRG!!!!! if that was me i`d drating beat the poo out of that fat ass cainine! god!.....it was a teensey bit funny when the car stopped,i`ll give it that much.
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Female 264
aawww in the begining he looked so happy.......that fu<king son of bit<h! i hope she gets aids
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Female 500
aww very interesting commercial! I really wish there was a happy ending though, the dog looked kinda disappointed that he survived.
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Male 2
yeah that was totally a weird car commercial. they didn`t need to have some dogs doin it though. seriously, they could have just had a dog chasin a cat or sumthin.....and have the cat get hit by the car.
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Male 22
That female dog is a slut...

HAHAHA that was funny!

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Male 1,521
I knew this commercial, Very cool! And about the Dog ; do not worry dog there are planty of bitches!!! Hehehehe
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Female 203
aww! the poor doggy! tryin` to commit suicide! |-( i was weeping like a baby!
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Female 576
lol..nice commerciall..
strange..but good
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Female 174
Poor thing.. *hugs dog*
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Male 315
Aww, doggy ^.^!And don`t you start offending them because you might loose mankind`s best friend
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Female 679
Wow. DOGS CAN ACT!
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Male 547
this is old..
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Female 552
i hate drating poodles
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Male 81
lmao that was awesome
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Male 33
I felt sorry for that dog, his girlfriend was a slag.

It made me cry when he ran into the rubbish ;]

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Female 85
nooo! don`t do it. poor doggy.
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Female 4,447
I smell PETA....is it just me? *sniff, sniff* Anyway, sad, and funny, but slightly disturbing...
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Male 1,550
o sh*t, that is f*cked
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Female 2,552
Lmao, that was a commercial?!
Poor, poor, little dog. But personaly, I think he`s cuter then the other one.
Lol!
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Female 39
that was so sad.
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Female 178
^^^ I kno really!! Bulldogs are so meaty and fugly! That effing slut!! Poor dog, and then couldn`t even commit suicide. I didn`t want him to die, but if it were me, and that happend, I would be like "s*it! Damn, you breaks!" LOL, those are really good breaks, the tires don`t have anything to do with it.
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Female 77
1- they`re on the sidewalk
2- when she moves out from under him, he doesn`t even care.
3- that`s just sick either way.
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Male 1,079
That is just nasty. SAw it before and never want to see it again after this.
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Female 81
why would the poodle cheat on the doggy with a bulldog? the other dog was so much cuter!
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Male 95
Doesnt matter if your a dog or human... thats just gotta hurt walkin in on your girl doin that.
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Female 2,074
What a stupid white poodle whore.

By the way...

/shopped

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Female 403
awwwwwwwww. poor dog. f*cking poodle. she`s not worth it!
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Male 829
[quote]On 6/26/2006 8:52:25 AM Ballistik639 wrote: If I saw a cat jump out in front of my car, I would speed up.[/quote]

F*CK YOU A**HOLE!!

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Female 40
LMAO!!!!! this is the funniest commercial ive seen since the kid running around screaming in the grocery store and it was a commercial for condoms.
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Male 18
lmao, (these are the days of our lives.)
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Female 48
I think the best part of the commercial is the expression on the dogs` faces.
And how the dog drops the bones and then goes barrelling through garbage... awwww.
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Female 11
Wow...I didn`t expect that.
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Male 186
lol...awww poor doggy...lmao
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Male 422
Here`s a nutty idea: NO MORE FRIGGIN COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 127
Stupid dog whore.
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Male 6
LMFAO
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Male 2,781
LOL THAT B`TCH!!!
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Female 66
Lol.. I remember seein this a when it came out.. still makes me go *awww* when he gets his doggy feelings hurt... but it`s still a good comercial and makes me laugh.. forgot about it till now.
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Female 665
that was so funny and sad and um.. yeah..
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Male 626
Now if it was a big 4WD it would be a better ad.
"See`s his bi*ch cheating on him. Jumps on road in front of a 4WD. Dog explodes under the tyres."
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Female 119
|-(
awww poor doggy im glad he didnt get run over :D
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Male 2,486
I can see their slogan now.

"Bridgestone, if your dogs girlfriend was getting cheated on by another dog, and your dog decided to jump in front of a truck, and the driver had split second reactions, it wouldn`t die"

Thank you Bridgestone, you are truly america`s heros.

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Female 62
OH!!! It took me a while to get it, but now I understand. The poodle was his GF, so he was running away and depressed, and he was trying to kill himself in the freeway, but the car stopped. lol. Im smart, psh.
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Female 961
awww... i dont know if i should laugh or cry... im pretty sure that was the saddest commercial ive ever seen.
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Male 245
`So how`s your commericial coming Mr. Lucas?`

`Dog`s having intercourse and then trying to commit suicide`

Blank Stare

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Female 712
That`s so sad.
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Female 26
I love dogs and hate sickos, but all I could think at the end was "heheh heheh"... I think its that optical illusion getting to me.
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Male 1,478
Great, great stuff. I wish he`d died.
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Male 578
This reminded me of that episode of South Park where Paris Hilton`s dog was trying to kill itself but kept failing. That was funny as balls.
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Male 73
That made me sad. |-(
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Male 368
poor dog. Funny though.
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Female 161
lol that commercial was cool to me
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Male 1,141
aww the poor doggy!!! his gf was cheating on him! those were some good brakes there though.
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Male 332
that was hilarious his girlfriend was a tramp.
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Female 1,033
awww.

great marketing though

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Female 221
That`s made even more funnier, because I have an English Bulldog puppy.

And if that`s how they do it, then my dogs have been doing it ALL wrong!

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Male 1,115
on one hand, the director was pretty sick for what he decided to do with this. On the other hand, I would be a dam @#$^ if i didnt say I laughed when I saw the car stop on a dime.
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Female 35
Wtf?
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Male 125
HAHA hell no.
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Female 2,035
Wow...that was just weird and somewhat funny!
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Male 241
Great... Now i need a new keyboard.
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Female 324
aw bless it
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Female 837
Awwwww... I was all sad. I was screaming "DON`T DO IT!" but then after the car stopped, I was like "You know. If I were the dog, I`d be like "DAMN IT!"" But. That`s just me. xD
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Male 1,383
filthy bastards, so that`s why they call it dogging?
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Female 943
aww that was funny and sad at the same time.
unique how the dog had flashbacks of what happened
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Male 1,085
I feel bad in two ways; one, his girlfriend/wife was having sex with a big bad bulldog, and two, his suicide attempt failed. Poor dog.
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Male 239
Fuffy slut whore
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Female 1,468
Nope. Not funny.
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Male 3,014
That was tragic.

No, funny.

Actually, I don`t know.

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Female 1,463
that actually made me want to cry
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Male 962
someone needs to shoot that fluffy slut
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Male 579
ahhh....po doggy.
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Female 1,784
.... thats just sick
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Female 23
I was crying before he even GOT to the expressway. I think it would have been better minus the suicide attempt, but then, it wouldn`t have been a commercial. Well, not for Bridgestone, anyway.
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Male 737
Ouch. Hurts to be a dog...
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Male 179
wwrong...
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Female 1,944
aaaaaawwwwwwwwwww
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Male 94
If I saw a cat jump out in front of my car, I would speed up.
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Male 1,039
I could make a vulgar reference to a "cat" being better but I won`t.....

don`t get it, u don`t need 2

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Female 873
LMFAO :D and his gf she was a slag.. nice post!
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Male 2,057
rright...
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Female 471
I like the look of disappointment on the dog`s face when the car doesn`t hit him.
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Male 567
^^ BA HAHHAAHAHA..... Zing
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Male 20
That was amazing. That dog can act better than Keanu.
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Male 458
that si the worst commercial in commercial history....i wished the dog would die
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Female 105
lol commercial is bad..but i`m wondering how they made the dogs have intercourse like humans do..thats weird )-|
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Male 1,152
psht, they werent even doin it right
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Male 664
Bloody fluffy whore.
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Female 1,972
Poor puppy, that fluffy bitch isn`t good enough for you!
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Female 572
Oookkk
Right.
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Female 48
sad.. lol
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Female 351
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 14
I really enjoyed the way the commercial depicted the mental visuals... those flashes of that horrible imprinted image of infedelity that makes our stomach cringe.

on the other hand... it kind of sucks to think that the director is stuck making commercials of dogs doing the old in-out-in-out. Pathetic actually.

...no, no. It`s just funny.

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Male 916
Bridgestone ruins suicide attempts.
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Female 19
That`s a very weird commercial....and...no more words can explain that..
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Male 10,115
Link: Poor Dog [Rate Link] - Is that what they mean by ``doggy style``? Now I`m confused.
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