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Date: 06/13/06 02:02 AM

58 Responses to Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow

  1. Profile photo of hbah427
    hbah427 Male 13-17
    32 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:22 am
    Link: Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow - An old 1978 ad.
  2. Profile photo of AJcoolchick
    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:24 am
    Oh Oh I want one! How many of these sold?
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    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:06 am
    notice how they keep saying PRETEND milk, I`m deathly afraid of what bacterias and other things may be dwelling in these childrens idea of dairy fun
  4. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:32 am
    LOL, my how things have changed...wait, no they haven`t, commercials are still filled with crap products -_-
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    randomguy111 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:19 am
    Apparently kids in 1978 thought it was fun to squeeze a cow`s nipples...
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:31 am
    why? just why?

    (Post 420!!!)

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    zinista Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:45 am
    hmmmmmm... milkielicious...
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    roboticpulse Female 13-17
    21 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:10 am
    There`s one on eBay.
  9. Profile photo of DHF
    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:35 am
    It drinks water, and then you pump the tail??? These kids could get into a serious accident if they try this with a real cow...:-)
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    Jopari Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:43 am
    I thought it said preteen milk :|
  11. Profile photo of keira90
    keira90 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 6:21 am
    pretend milk? What is pretend milk n e ways?
    discoloured water?
  12. Profile photo of chain83
    chain83 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 6:39 am
    Jopari: preteen milk? lol, you sick puppy :P

    Now this is a real redneck toy :D But yeah, i hope the kids didn`t go out and "pump" the tail on some real cow - could get a nasty surprise.

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    mostclever Female 30-39
    316 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 9:30 am
    Oh, the fond memories of many hours spent with Milky. Miss her. *tear*
  14. Profile photo of BeatleAddict
    BeatleAddict Female 13-17
    226 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:07 am
    "Now let`s go annoy the lactose intolerant kid!"
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    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:41 am
    Call me weird but if I want milk, I will just go to the shop and buy it. It will be real to (hopefully).
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    NyQ Male 18-29
    375 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:46 am
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:46 am
  18. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:15 am
    PreTeen milk??? :-O you people are sick lol
  19. Profile photo of saenzoflife
    saenzoflife Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:26 am
    Did anyone besides me find that incredibly disgusting?
  20. Profile photo of naravin
    naravin Female 18-29
    656 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:31 am
    If they stuck the cows head in REAL milk they wouldn`t need the "pretend milk tablets".. Of course then it would probably never get cleaned and then they`d probably drink it and get ebola or something or get food poisening from drinking spoiled milk and then of course theres the idea that most moms probably wouldn`t want to waste a gallon of milk on a stupid kid`s cow toy never mind don`t listen too much cola.
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:32 am
    thats horrible
  22. Profile photo of pinner458
    pinner458 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:42 am
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    melancholy87 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:53 am
    Pre teen milk.... oh how i laughed wen i read that
  24. Profile photo of SassySweet05
    SassySweet05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    ^^Same here. I want one!! Get me one mommy!
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    danielle1987 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:16 pm
    did anyone else get turned on by that

    no.. no? anyone.. no? oh okay.. ... neither did I

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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    I bet so many kids drank that milk and died.
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    lucylucylu Female 13-17
    45 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    mmmm that`s good pretend milk
  28. Profile photo of HamFar
    HamFar Male 13-17
    429 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 1:12 pm
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    ooh_sparkles Female 13-17
    51 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:00 pm
    the picture wont load for me but it sounds very.....ummm....interesting anyway

    "preteen milk" LOL

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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:16 pm
    Udderly wonderful!

    wow. that was a lame pun.

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    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:30 pm
    "I thought it said preteen milk :|"

    That`s what I thought it said the first time around too. :/

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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:50 pm
    Um... I had one. I LOVED it. How I remember Milky`s big, bulbous lips. We made her drink all sorts of things, kool-aid being the thing that finally stuck her teats together and did her in. Milky rocked hard.
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    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 2:51 pm
    errrm - oook, not sure where to go with that but no wonder the cow cried out when the kid kept pulling its tail.
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    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:02 pm
    I think I prefer the adult version of that product: Lucy the Lovely Lactating Lady... and guess what you pump to get milk out of her.
  35. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    if you want one...

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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    hmmm, link didn`t show...

  37. Profile photo of NyQ
    NyQ Male 18-29
    375 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    i cant believe some of the crap that makes it on here...i submitted a link of a man eating a beating frog heart and it never made it...but this $hit does?!?!?!

    what BS

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    _melancholy Female 13-17
    59 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    I want one of those
  39. Profile photo of Wildcat07070
    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:12 pm
    I wonder how many kids actually drank the pretend milk!
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:27 pm
    I dunno, it kind of disturbed me... My husband, on the other hand, went into one of those moments of nostalgia where his eyes got all big and he started to reminisce. *shudders*
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2784 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:40 pm
  42. Profile photo of numbskull84
    numbskull84 Male 13-17
    144 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 4:51 pm
    oh man, its only pretend milk?
  43. Profile photo of ogirl3000
    ogirl3000 Female 13-17
    609 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    cool i want one! I`m searchin` E-bay!
  44. Profile photo of wslonger
    wslonger Male 30-39
    102 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 5:06 pm
    I can say I`m old enough to say I remember this commercial seemed dumb then seems dumber now.
  45. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 10:46 pm
    It`s protein milk...

    There was a type-o somewhere...

  46. Profile photo of monchichi4u2
    monchichi4u2 Female 30-39
    4 posts
    June 13, 2006 at 11:13 pm
    I remember seeing this on TV!
    I did think it was cool, but I was only 8!
  47. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 12:49 am
  48. Profile photo of phaseout2004
    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 1:05 am
    so you take a sip of this pretend milk and then you spit it out...on a bowl that the cow drinks from and make her drink it up, then get a friend to squeeze out your backwash from her tits and say how its the best he`s ever had, then makeout with him until he figures it out.
  49. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    June 14, 2006 at 9:35 pm
    WOW! I remember this toy, and I wanted one SOOOOO bad when I was little! My parents wouldn`t let me have one, though. Maybe they thought it would be too messy. lol
  50. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:41 am
    I want one NOW!
  51. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 7:39 pm
    What kid WOULDNT want a fake cow to milk!? Ah...the time when there were no PSPs and children had to amuse themselves by squeezing fake milk out of a toy cow O.o
  52. Profile photo of xiha
    xiha Male 13-17
    2 posts
    June 20, 2006 at 2:40 am
    i bought a milky toy lol
  53. Profile photo of elyse_42
    elyse_42 Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 26, 2006 at 4:51 pm
    my mom watched this with me and she was like OMG i had that when i was little it used to be my favorite toy not joking apparently it was really popular!!
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    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    July 19, 2006 at 12:55 am
    I want one !!! OMFG!!!
  55. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    July 31, 2006 at 5:45 pm
    All I had to play with when I was young was a SNES and a Sega Mega Drive. I feel so deprived :-(
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    CheezeLuv Female 13-17
    153 posts
    October 26, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    Lol..*dies laughing* *comes back to life* That was so hilarious yet retarded! I agree with everyone who says that the kids probably drank the milk and died. I`m soo posting this on MySpace XD
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    NiGHTS13 Female 13-17
    205 posts
    March 4, 2007 at 11:55 am
    Eww,imagine how bad that "pretend milk" tastes.*Shudder*

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