Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow

Submitted by: hbah427 10 years ago Weird

An old 1978 ad.
There are 58 comments:
Female 205
Eww,imagine how bad that "pretend milk" tastes.*Shudder*
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Female 153
Lol..*dies laughing* *comes back to life* That was so hilarious yet retarded! I agree with everyone who says that the kids probably drank the milk and died. I`m soo posting this on MySpace XD
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Male 381
All I had to play with when I was young was a SNES and a Sega Mega Drive. I feel so deprived :-(
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Male 919
I want one !!! OMFG!!!
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Female 344
my mom watched this with me and she was like OMG i had that when i was little it used to be my favorite toy not joking apparently it was really popular!!
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Male 2
i bought a milky toy lol
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Female 428
What kid WOULDNT want a fake cow to milk!? Ah...the time when there were no PSPs and children had to amuse themselves by squeezing fake milk out of a toy cow O.o
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Male 377
I want one NOW!
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Female 550
WOW! I remember this toy, and I wanted one SOOOOO bad when I was little! My parents wouldn`t let me have one, though. Maybe they thought it would be too messy. lol
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Male 150
so you take a sip of this pretend milk and then you spit it out...on a bowl that the cow drinks from and make her drink it up, then get a friend to squeeze out your backwash from her tits and say how its the best he`s ever had, then makeout with him until he figures it out.
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Female 1,033
weeeird
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Female 4
I remember seeing this on TV!
I did think it was cool, but I was only 8!
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Female 2,074
It`s protein milk...

There was a type-o somewhere...

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Male 102
I can say I`m old enough to say I remember this commercial seemed dumb then seems dumber now.
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Female 609
cool i want one! I`m searchin` E-bay!
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Male 144
oh man, its only pretend milk?
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Male 2,781
^LMAO HAHAHAHAH O MAN I WOULD HAVE MADE THE COW DRINK GASOLINE...TRY TO SHOOT HER WITH FLAMING ARROWS...
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Female 4,447
I dunno, it kind of disturbed me... My husband, on the other hand, went into one of those moments of nostalgia where his eyes got all big and he started to reminisce. *shudders*
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Female 2,035
I wonder how many kids actually drank the pretend milk!
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Female 59
hehe,
I want one of those
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Male 375
i cant believe some of the crap that makes it on here...i submitted a link of a man eating a beating frog heart and it never made it...but this $hit does?!?!?!

what BS

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Female 1,181
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Female 1,181
if you want one...

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Male 418
I think I prefer the adult version of that product: Lucy the Lovely Lactating Lady... and guess what you pump to get milk out of her.
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Female 403
errrm - oook, not sure where to go with that but no wonder the cow cried out when the kid kept pulling its tail.
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Male 737
Um... I had one. I LOVED it. How I remember Milky`s big, bulbous lips. We made her drink all sorts of things, kool-aid being the thing that finally stuck her teats together and did her in. Milky rocked hard.
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Male 734
"I thought it said preteen milk :|"

That`s what I thought it said the first time around too. :/

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Male 1,586
Udderly wonderful!

wow. that was a lame pun.

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Female 51
the picture wont load for me but it sounds very.....ummm....interesting anyway

"preteen milk" LOL

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Male 429
kool
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Female 45
mmmm that`s good pretend milk
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Female 3,574
I bet so many kids drank that milk and died.
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Female 76
did anyone else get turned on by that

no.. no? anyone.. no? oh okay.. ... neither did I
hah

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Female 221
^^Same here. I want one!! Get me one mommy!
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Female 121
Pre teen milk.... oh how i laughed wen i read that
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Male 242
WOW OMG I HAVE TO HAV ONE
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Male 2,057
thats horrible
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Female 655
If they stuck the cows head in REAL milk they wouldn`t need the "pretend milk tablets".. Of course then it would probably never get cleaned and then they`d probably drink it and get ebola or something or get food poisening from drinking spoiled milk and then of course theres the idea that most moms probably wouldn`t want to waste a gallon of milk on a stupid kid`s cow toy never mind don`t listen too much cola.
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Female 169
Did anyone besides me find that incredibly disgusting?
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Female 815
PreTeen milk??? :-O you people are sick lol
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Female 2,764
wtf?!
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Male 375
geigh
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Male 626
Call me weird but if I want milk, I will just go to the shop and buy it. It will be real to (hopefully).
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Female 226
"Now let`s go annoy the lactose intolerant kid!"
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Female 316
Oh, the fond memories of many hours spent with Milky. Miss her. *tear*
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Male 75
Jopari: preteen milk? lol, you sick puppy :P

Now this is a real redneck toy :D But yeah, i hope the kids didn`t go out and "pump" the tail on some real cow - could get a nasty surprise.

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Female 32
rofl.
pretend milk? What is pretend milk n e ways?
discoloured water?
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Male 103
I thought it said preteen milk :|
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Male 368
It drinks water, and then you pump the tail??? These kids could get into a serious accident if they try this with a real cow...:-)
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Female 21
There`s one on eBay.
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Male 20
hmmmmmm... milkielicious...
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Male 1,152
why? just why?

(Post 420!!!)

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Male 41
Apparently kids in 1978 thought it was fun to squeeze a cow`s nipples...
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Male 923
LOL, my how things have changed...wait, no they haven`t, commercials are still filled with crap products -_-
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Male 713
notice how they keep saying PRETEND milk, I`m deathly afraid of what bacterias and other things may be dwelling in these childrens idea of dairy fun
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Female 394
Oh Oh I want one! How many of these sold?
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Male 32
Link: Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow [Rate Link] - An old 1978 ad.
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