Killer Baby

Submitted by: Skribe 11 years ago in Entertainment
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This kid has been pushed too far!
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Female 1,470
Wtf
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Male 400
Omg they let the baby hold the knife...
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Female 16
u guys are retarded. it was a little creepy, sure. I also agree with All4nothing`s comment. to the baby, he`s just playing around and crawling, but the creepy parents had to turn it into some creepy little sorta lame movie. as I aid b4, RETARDED!
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Female 65
LMAO!!!!
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Female 207
creepy
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Male 239
I totally agree with bionicrod. So many of you people take things WAY too seriously. GET OVER YOURSELVES!! YOU are not always right. You CAN have fun with your kids while playing around. Playing dead is not BEING dead! Damn.
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Female 127
WHOS THE FREAK WHO WOULD GIVE A BABY A KNIFE? THEIR USING THEIR KID.POOR KID.
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Male 876
That.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Sucked
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Male 4
the baby could kill all the people at the orphanage
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Male 4
they hould makea sequel
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Male 1,014
God some of you people are dumb.
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Female 280
someone call social services!!!!
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Female 43
eh, stupid
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Male 1,014
"Babies learn when their young like how to talk if they learn how to kill yup like talking they will not stop!"

That kid is not learning how to kill, he`s crawling around on the floor and playing with his dad. It`s the magic of EDITING. He`s just having fun.

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Female 159
hehe...kinda creepy...
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Male 1,425
i love that mushroom icon..i had that for a bg once on my desktop.
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Male 1,425
no sh_t its poorly edited..but you`re not supposed to notice that stuff anways, i give those guys credit for making it hilarious..4! i liked the shiz part and the tv parts the best!
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Female 150
Stewie Lives!
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Female 706
"Babies learn when their young like how to talk if they learn how to kill yup like talking they will not stop!"

I`m SURE this baby`s parents have him doing this sort of thing all day, every day. I mean, I`m sure there are THOUSANDS of hours of footage somewhere in their basement of the baby being taught to kill.
This probably took him a few hours to make, and I doubt they`d do it again. Talking and learning to kill are two different brain functions. Did you know that there are certain windows of oppertunity to teach them how to speak? In that period, they learn most of their language skills because the brain is focused on connecting speach related brain neurons. If you miss it, they`ll never learn to fully understand how to speak.
So comparing that to killing is actually inaccurate, as there is not "psycho killer" window. I`m just saying.

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Female 149
Babies learn when their young like how to talk if they learn how to kill yup like talking they will not stop!
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Female 263
YAY! And now whenever the baby looks at a knife and feels hungry, he will think of "wacking daddy with this got me food with ketchup!"
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Female 174
wow that`s bad acting and they would let their child hold a REAL knife... not that funny. )-|
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Male 1,014
That was GREAT. It saddens me to see how stupid some of you people can be. Goofing off with your kid is being a bad parent? Yeah, that cute, smiling little fat guy is obviously mistreated and miserable. The knife was NOT real(what is wrong with you people?), the bottle was closed, the baby was obviously having a great time. Tight-ass-humorless-stick-in-the-mud-politically-correct people like all you who are raising these brain dead ridiculous complaints about the parenting styles of these people are what`s wrong in our over sensitive, politically correct world. Stop ruining my fun.

See what you made me do? I loved the vid but just got mad reading all of these stupid comments. Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. Okay, I`m better now.

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Female 88
That... was not very good.
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Female 670
i liked the part when the baby stabed his dad lololololol
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Female 169
The kid was really cute...And his parents were just really bored.
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Female 64
STUPID
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Female 49
I`m all for homicidal stuff, but this was just stupid, I thought, it would be more well put together, I think this one is muck worse than the other video`s I`ve seen, but very creative I have to say ^.^
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Male 103
WOW THAT SUCKED SO UNESSARY
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Female 963
Wow... they had way too much time in their hands.
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Female 111
Pretty stupid... that poor baby.
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Female 413
The kid is never going to remembe rit! Do you remember stuff you did when you were liek .. 1 year old? Nope didn`t think so. My dad put me in a shopping basket and put me down the shopping belt, i don`t remember it!
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Female 86
Poor baby boy. Linda Blair had it bad, now we have amateurs!
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Female 706
saenzoflife = 14 year old EXPERT child psychologist! That goes for all of you. Quit acting like you know that the kid is thinking and how he`ll turn out because of a three minute movie that probably took one hour of his life to make.
Like any of you have any idea how a baby`s mind works.
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Female 57
Booo!
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Female 48
I`m sorry but that was just bad the parents should be ashamed of themselves...wankers
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Female 501
i didnt find this vid at all entertaining... i want those minutes back off my life please... peez!! im sure the knife was fake.. and the parents wouldnt let their child get hold of a real one...seriously, if they can hold a camera.. they are not THAT stupid... geez
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Male 211
I think this was funny. I would perhaps not let my kids play with a knife like that one but under supervision and for a funny video the kid my be laughing at later, it is ok.

kmskmskms: "Babies throw things, If beer bottle is thrown it break into glass! "
You are a smart one aren`t you. I also heard knives are dangerous when you stick them in your head... dangerous life isn`t it?

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Male 1,152
i think the poopy bloody scene was more disturbing than anything else. I mean WTF was that? Seriously? Who does that?!?? The knife scene...real or fake he was being well supervised, they werent gonna let anything happen to him.
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Female 101
Yes, we know the knife/gun is fake. Yes, there`s a chance the baby won`t turn into a serial killer because of this video. Some of us just don`t find it funny. Doesn`t mean we don`t have a sense of humor. So quit telling us to lighten up, people!
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Male 731
Can I have my 3 minutes back, please?
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Female 149
uggg Babies think if they can hold a fake gun that they can hold a real one same with knives! Now the beer bottle, Babies throw things, If beer bottle is thrown it break into glass!
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Male 377
That movie was so stupid it waz actually funny! I wounder if the baby was really holding the bottle or if they glued it to the baby`s hands like in Meet the Fockers.
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Female 182
sorry, but this whole video was DUMB!
you can tell it was played out and
incredibly fake. if you`re going to
try to make a `creepy` video, make it
look real. that was the stupidest crap
i`ve ever seen. a waste of 2 minutes.

and, to whoever made this, don`t ever
give your baby the thought of holding
a knife like that. that`s just awful.

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Female 161
I completely agree with Dkny, that baby was a terrible actor! I mean with all that smiling, and poo you could tell it was totally fake. Esp. that scene where he is supposed to be stabbing his dad, he looked like he was just playing! He was way out of character! Now what they really should have used was some of those gerber babies, those babies can act!
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Female 66
XD The baby`s so cute!!
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Female 961
lol. wow. arent there child labor laws?
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Female 27
That was absolutely horrible.

I can just imagine the kid growing up.

"My parents made a funny video when I was a baby that was about me killing people..."

How wonderful.

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Female 357
Oh and HalfPintRoo:
The baby didnt auctually put in the moms mouth, auctually that was someone else holding the gun. The baby is too young to keep a toy that well balanced on his hand.
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Female 357
Um, all of the items were fake. It was just different shots of the kid crawling around, and once in a while holding a toy (fake knife + gun), all put together. How id that bad parenting? The movie wasnt that good, but it did make me laugh. I must admit...At first tho, I was overprotective because of the knife, but I realized it was fake.
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Male 1,066
tha was lame...
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Male 451
that wasnt even funny...wat a waste of 2 min
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Male 321
just kick him.
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Male 51
i know it was a blooper at the end but it sumed up what she should be saying "im so sorry"
Ok the kid won`t grow up to be messed up but what if someone was watching the clip and their kids saw it. and think its ok to play with real knives.
i didnt find a single thiong funny about the whole thing
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Male 1,407
You guys are full of pseudo-psychological crap. The kid will be fine.
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Female 37
I can`t believe they used a real knife. Atleast they didn`t use a real gun..
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Female 169
first off that was just lame, second off what the hell were those parents thinking? Answer they werent. Those people shouldnt have been alowed to have a kid, that knife was real, now we know who to blame when the kid becomes a homicidal maniac.
And dont spew off any of that bs that "it isnt bad parenting there just trying to have a laugh". That kid is less than 3 years old, he sees it he does it because thats what little kids do, they copy what they see. Yes he may not know what hes doing. Some one mentioned that kids play with plastic swords but they can tell REALITY and FANTASY apart. Babies cant, and if they could do you really think that Teletubbies would still be around. SO you people who dont think this is disturbing in the slightest need to pull your heads out of your ASSES
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Male 297
Three immediate words:

Child Protection Services

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Male 104
lol teh gun is in the background when the blood squirts on the baby
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Female 143
That was the best movie ever.
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Female 706
OMG! The kid is going to be SO traumatized!
And just so you know, folks, most kitchen knifes are not NEAR sharp enough to cut even a baby`s skin. I could take one of my kitchen knifes, and rub it against my skin wiht mild preasure and not get a scratch. It I pushed really hard, maybe.
The point is, unless that knife was razor sharp, the kid couldn`t have gotten sliced.
You are all retards if you honestly think that a one year old is going to be messed up after this.
"Killers are getting younger!" Yeah, sure, and I`m sure that ALL the killer ten year olds are that way becuase their parents made a two minute film with him just putting around.
When any of you get a masters degree in child psychology, or even take a class, then maybe I`ll listen to your words of wisdom.
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Male 70
wouldnt that cause some kind of trauma that could affect his later life...? wut pooty parenting.
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Female 149
urg that house is messed up. the "blood" is kechup (belive me when i was 5 my bro pulled it on me)And the baby had a real knife and Beer bottle! If that baby could just fall out the crib! Man whats wrong with the world?
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Male 227
I going in 2 directions here.
One it was fake it wasn`t a real gun or knife it was for fun.
and two it would have gotten yes discrimination had it actually been funny.
Its there own fault if people can`t understand there crappy joke.
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Male 1,407
You guys are being way too serious. It`s just the parents having some fun with their kid, it`s not an indictment of their parenting skills.
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Female 25
That knife was real.. I don`t think thats funny myself. just the concept of it.
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Female 879
That baby was adorably chubby, and it was a joke, a funny one-I laughed
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Female 550
Yeah, I would say that is REALLY bad parenting!! Who would let their children do that willingly? Besides Britney Spears, maybe. I wonder if that is Britney`s baby & Britney is taping it?!?
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Male 737
Wow, his parents really suck.
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Male 2,781
THAT SUCKED
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Male 914
well said YevraHNairB I thought it was hilarious the parents were just having fun there was no harm to the child whatsoever
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Female 2
haha thats wrong/funny at the same time lord i hope my son dont try to kill me
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Male 626
Killers are getting younger everyday. They also learn about gender stuff and the burds and the bees at about 7-8. Hell they even have little playboy bunny lunchboxs and toys!
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Male 579
I dont understand what is wrong with some of you people. No the knife wasnt real, do I need to point out the fact that the gun wasnt either? They didnt have the baby stick it in the mom`s mouth that the power of the camera, in the goofs at the end you can tell if was the dad. This is not going to corrupt the kid, it was all done in fun plain and simple, the kid isnt going to go crazy for being in a 5 min vid when he was 1. This isnt bad parenting its something that they can show him in 16 years and all have a laugh about it and him be a little embarrased. Little kids play with toy swords and guns all the time as long as they know between reality and fantasy he will be fine. You guys are taking this WAY to seriously.
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Male 3,842
How can these parents sit there and film their child groping around in a drawer with a REAL knife in it?
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Male 136
Thats some F ucked up $hit
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Female 1,468
That kid is going to be messed up raised by those parents.
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Female 999
when i was working for an ophthalmologist, there was a little boy who had to get emergancy cataract surgery cause he got the pointy end of a knife in the eye. He was only 2!!

I think the vid was funny, but i dont think i liked it that much cause i was feeling overly protective of the kid.

Its a parent`s job to protect their children, not do mean stuff like this.

i donno. goregous kid though.

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Male 54
Wrong on too many levels. Disturbing
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Female 37
that was a bit irrisponsible of the parents letting their child play with a knife.
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Male 254
ok. that was lame
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Female 77
sicko parents...
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Male 1,030
Really LAME! and what was with that long intro - just get to it!
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Female 2,769
I really hope the kid does think playing with knives and guns is a good thing because mommy and daddy were obviously telling him "Put it in mommy`s mouth" "hit daddy with it"
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Male 26
What the hell was the bloody poop scene???
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Male 579
I thought it was pretty funny. I have a niece around that kids age and I was thinking about doing something along the same lines just for fun. Making videos of your kids like this is just a good thing to show at family gatherings and get a good laugh out of.
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Female 101
The baby was so adorable, but that was wroooooong (/said Cartman style)
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Male 1,039
I thought it was funny. Not half as cruel as parents who smoke or do any kind of drug around their kids.

I really get pissed with peeps that smoke cigs around their babies, it`s a fact that smokers babies die 8-15 years sooner as adults than non smokers.

Yes that`s a random fact, but for some reason i thought about it when peeps mentioned bad parenting.

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Male 619
You guys who think it was aick need a to soften a bit, stop being a pessamist and see the funny
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Female 21
Wow. So wrong on multiple levels in incredibly sick ways...and yet I couldn`t help laughing...while cringing...while saying "OMGWTFPARENTS?!?"
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Female 582
That was pretty Gay
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Female 177
lmao
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Male 370
Nice parenting, a$$holes.
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Female 1,120
Omg. thats kind of scary cuz that looks like something that a 1 year old would get into. Not knowing what they are doing. Of course the gun is fake though.
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Female 290
thats cruelty to that poor kid! what kinda parents would subject their child to that!
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Male 59
Whats next, a movie with a homicidal kids toy that runs around killing everyone....oh...wait.....
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Female 302
oh my ggoooooddddddd! that was proper SHIATE!!!!!!! god, who the hell thought that up?!?!?!?! X_X``
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Male 318
WTF!!!!WTF!!!!W!!!!T!!!!F!!!!
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Female 815
Well it looked real :-l that was just disturbing i was trying to frickin eat x(
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Male 232
that knife was not real, the kid was whacking his dad on the face with it, it was clearly plastic.
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Male 2,057
im not surprised the baby`s homicidal, looking at THAT carpet all day
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Male 1,882
Mmm... Daddy tastes like chicken!
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Male 1,115
lame vid. Yes, taht knife was real. makes you wonder eh?
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Female 114
That was awful, how the hell would use their kid like that? Plus giving it an actual knife is just sucky parenting. Bad editing too, and the damn baby couldn`t even act.
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Male 2,551
YEs, it was, and it was very bad parenting to let their child actually hold the knife, it could have been a childs play knife, but meh. V. funny.
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Female 413
Yeah that was a real knife wasn`t it?
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Male 1,478
Freakin sweet! made my day! who would give a baby a knife though...?
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Male 522
Funny as hell. okay maybe not that funny, but it made me chuckle... like this: "heh heh"
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Male 1,521
This is just so wrong in so many ways! His parents are sick! The clip wasn`t funny at all was disgusting!
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Male 888
Someday, the baby will look back on this and say "HELL YES! I WAS ON THE INTERNET!"
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Female 1,211
Poor kid :-D
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Female 173
They did that with a real baby ?? whyy??
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Male 2,519
Awww....
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Male 91
"Sucked" sums it up nicely.
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Female 1,972
That`s a big departure from the usual "look how cute our baby is" video.
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Male 424
That was very poorly edited, probably not ever edited at all acctualy O.o
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Male 606
someone call child services.
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Female 101
Did anyone else find that creepy?
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Female 266
LOL I love when he was watching football and having a drink, :-P
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Male 962
i liked the part when the baby stabed his dad
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Female 275
That was supposed to be funny? That was lame CRAP.
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Male 107
the scene where he shoots the mother, the gun can be seen laying on the floor
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Female 1,033
ooh i cant handle that jason music
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Male 2,958
A step up from child`s play, just because it`s a real baby.
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Male 741
LOL ! Can`t stop laughing HAHAHA! (first)
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Male 2
Link: Killer Baby [Rate Link] - This kid has been pushed too far!
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