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Date: 06/16/06 02:18 AM

35 Responses to Keys Me

  1. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 12:38 am
    Link: Keys Me - And make D parflays dance, silvimousse is Barkley.
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    iamthekellie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:26 am
    my ears! they are burning! oh! the pain! make it stop!
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    Erin24 Female 13-17
    266 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:32 am
    ok........lol.
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    Elendil Male 18-29
    18 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:43 am
    Come on... That`s pure magic!! How better to enlight a boring day to come than watching a wannabe-hottie wannabe-singer doing some kind of... giant karaoke? ROFL.. Does anyone know where and when this has been shot??
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    xbox011190 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:50 am
    shes my new future wife
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 3:36 am
    Haha "lick my open hand." You Tube post says she`s Philapina. . . and she`s totally hot. She can keys me any time and I`ll bring my flower hat. Oh one more thing, she got the funk in tha trunk.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 4:19 am
    "shes my new future wife"

    Yuk

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    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 4:40 am
    Holy Crap. This is from the Philippines. LOL. I live there, but I`m not Filipino, so it`s still WAY FUNNEH!
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    kev2k5 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 5:56 am
    Hahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!one23
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    drzm Male 13-17
    233 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 6:24 am
    wtf
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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 8:59 am
    lol @ Zerocyde .. no she`s mine haha back off
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    Joesus Male 18-29
    197 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 9:16 am
    LOL! HER ACCENT IS DIFFERENT FROM MINE!!
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    ooh_sparkles Female 13-17
    51 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 9:34 am
    that was great! and oh to have so many balloons
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    Jake-BackMT Male 18-29
    297 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 10:02 am
    whos the retard on the telepromter. was he just guessing what lyrics to type up??
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    HamFar Male 13-17
    429 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 11:25 am
    haha tahts funny..
  16. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 11:43 am
    id hit it...
  17. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 11:44 am
    LOL! HER ACCENT IS DIFFERENT FROM MINE!!

    LMAO

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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 11:58 am
    someone needs to work on there english a bit. or just learn the freaking lyrics. she was at like a mall or something lol
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 12:34 pm
    I`m sorry... but asians are typically not very good singers >_O
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    Baphomet73 Male 30-39
    198 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    OH GOD I`M GONNA HAVE A LAUGHING SEIZURE!!!
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    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:24 pm
    ^okkkkk??
    and ahahaha Joesus :-)
    She didn`t sound that different when you didn`t look at the subtitles, anyway... i got tired of it...
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    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:26 pm
    She`s nice...and the lyrics are great. When I saw the description of this video, I was wondering what it was....
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    it was leaf my open hand blind-o`s
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 3:07 pm
    LochNess-Abz

    OMG OMG! ur from newcastle!? Are you from the UK!? im from gateshead! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

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    Frazoli Male 18-29
    30 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    That needs to be on www.engrish.com
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    chickensmoo Female 13-17
    386 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    lol when i saw the name of the link (Keys Me. And make D parflays dance, silvimousse is Barkley.) I thought the person who posted it was like retarded or something
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    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    I have four words to say to her "Learn the words bitch"!
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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    aw i thought it was cute
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 8:52 pm
    all i can say is at least she was hot or this would have been a waist of time...wtf was she thinking when she sined up for this gig?
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    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 5:08 am
    How many peopl ehere can sing in another language? For those that think they can...know that she thinks she can too.

    Why do so many criticize?

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    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    "She didn`t sound that different when you didn`t look at the subtitles, anyway... i got tired of it... "

    Same here. Without the subtitles, she just had an accent. Better than a lot of phonetic singing I`ve heard.

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    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 10:05 pm
    Okay, so if you look good you are praised for your awful singing?
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    brewery Female 18-29
    11 posts
    June 19, 2006 at 2:56 am
    we`re from the same country. and it`s not really new to hear someone speak the way she did. that`s why the gov`t back here`s having the crusade to teach some people correct english and how to speak it correctly. you`d be surprised, too, that a lot of Pinoy speaks fluent english. She`s not one of them for sure.
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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 20, 2006 at 1:18 am
    You probably sound just as retarded if you sang in another language.
  35. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 4:09 am
    Dammit, you Filipinos are way too proud. Let loose. Your country is not perfect, and neither is America.

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